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i am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.
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you find some random person you never knew existed, 13 months later you’re hugging your knees vomiting in the bathroom bc they broke your heart. life is so unserious 🤣🤣🤣.
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apparently it’s the child but i’m not sold.
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breathe, kimberly.
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she’s literally so funny someone tried to come for her teeth and she’s like (paraphrased) “i’m getting my money up and can fix it, you’re hating on a bitch that won’t even exist soon”😭😭😭😭😭.
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if i can go my whole relationship without cheating, why on earth would i prepare myself to forgive someone for cheating on me? why is this making sense to you guys 😭🙂↔️.
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that funny little stage in a relationship when you’re both hesitant to say “i love you” so you say stuff like “i like you soooooo much”/“i adore you” 😂.
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i’m just nosey. i know i’m great but wanna know exactly what it is about my greatness that has you looking at me like that.
I’m always lost when someone likes me.Like what did you see in me? What do you like about me?😭.
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you guys are so young to be accepting infidelity as inevitable.
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celebrity culture is so off man. imagine someone throwing a piece of food at you? what about my outfit? my dignity?.
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everytime i get bored i make the worst decisions known to man.
The worst thing a girl can be is bored. Boredom has taken me places I wouldn’t go with a gun.
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yes, my friends are not good people.
When dating someone, does the way they speak English matter to you?.
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i mean i knew i wasn’t getting anything but wowwww i really didn’t get anything?
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not my period coming twice in one month? EXTRA not pregnant 💯.
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i get so sad for myself sometimes when i remember how passionate i used to be about certain things. depression took so many things from me.
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it must be so tough not being that guy 🤣.
'Send me your pictures'. You literally saw me yesterday???.
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this is the type of world i wanna live in.
as men we need to start getting on our knees and begging women to stay.
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by getting back together🥰.
How did you guys get over your worst break up?.
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lmaooo guys twitter is done. what are your phone numbers we’ll post whatsapp statuses😭.
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living at home while dating is hilarious. you and your partner could be in the middle of a heated argument and your parents start yelling about a cup you left in the sink. like i’ve really got bigger fish to fry guys, my household is in disarray 🤣.
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i have never in my life been with my girls and thought “this vibe needs niggas”.
Do women have stocko?. Like you guys are having a chillas and you ask your girls to bring men cause y’all have liquor?.
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but a man will say something like “i haven’t cried since i was 11” like that’s not the scariest thing a person could say.
women would casually say “i haven’t cried in a while, i should cry tonight” like that’s a perfectly normal thing to say.
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are beards really that important to men.
BREAKING: EFF Deputy President Floyd Shivambu has joined Jacob Zuma’s MK Party following his decision not to renew his membership with the red berets. @Alpha_Mero25
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we went from girl dinner to quick quick snackkk. the girls are eatinggggg!🤩🤣.
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these are the texts you receive when you’re showing your partner a funny video.
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fame and money are such an interesting thing cause if damson lived in mogoditshane….
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the people that stand up and go to their rooms when their dads get home were very active today.
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we’re so obsessed with hierarchy that’s why there’s dads that fight for drumsticks with their children at home.
The idea of financial equality icks a black person so much.
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that’s why i can’t take myself too seriously bruh like we’re all just some guy.
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If your partner is was in isolation, how would you spend those 10 days? Asking for a friend.
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if gospel artists had the budget:.
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i think it’s kinda sad that a lot of women have been in relationships but never experienced romance. especially because it’s so easy to do something romantic or thoughtful for your partner.
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yoh but your boyfriend fantasising about getting you a BBL in front of the masses is so hurtful. like what was that.
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nna ba ka nyela.
Unfortunately people have the right to decline my love, no matter how pure my intentions are. 💔.
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money is really nice but spending your whole life chasing it sounds so miserable to me.
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kabza doesn’t speak english.
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she came to botswana but called ghana her first international gig oh my days we really are a province in south africa 😭😭😭😭.
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he looks like sheldon after he says bazinga.
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his phone rings, the bluetooth connects, and his opening line is “hey i’m with my girl”? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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i think sibling names should correlate. like your name cannot be Keamogetse then your sister’s name is Elizabeth. like huh?.
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when your partner goes out and all of a sudden everyone they’re with is non binary 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️.
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isn’t your name ashley.
Single mothers complain that there are no good, competent, masculine men and then go put the ones their raising in a dress. Ya neh….
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actually🤣 one of the reasons i haven’t already k*lled myself is cause i would not be able to live with the embarrassment of failing. imagine waking up at the hospital and your family is standing around you like 🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽.
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bro a nigga comes to your crib with torn underwear and your first thought is to buy him new undies? you guys are very good people i wold immediately open the group chat and start roasting 🤝.
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the women quoting this saying “now we have to defend men” are killing me cause you could ignore this uno😭.
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chivalry is gonna do it for me every single time yoh🫦. having doors opened for me? drinks brought to me? come on🥹.
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for a tweet.
Everyone uses ChatGPT but the day I use it it’s suddenly a problem? FOH 🤣niyanya quiet frankly.
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look at you suggesting you lowered your standards to be with your partner. ai happy valentine’s day i guess🤣.
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please God i’m praying for her to date a rich man who wants to buy my love😭.
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i can deal with a lot of feelings but disappointment rocks me yoh.
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don’t know, don’t care.
What is the biggest misconception people have about you?.
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lmfao dragging dj zinhle to distract yourself from the fact that you doing the most for a nigga who texts you back once every 2 weeks >>>>>.
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everytime i do a nigga dirty i just tell myself i’m his karma for his past wrongs and i continue to be a perfect princess 💕.
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the UK losing their Queen reminded me i lost a Queen in you, now i’m all aLONe cause u DON(e) w me. i wish i could BRIDGE the gap between us… you don’t have to reply. 👩🍳.
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i enjoy watching this babe’s get ready to go to the club w me content.
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this is not a universal experience.
you see a car and it’ll just remind you of a dr*g dealer you used to deal with 🤣.
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it’s either “you’re so pretty” or “do you know your ex was cheating on you?” no in between.
Also, do women have the “let’s build” chats at groove or is it just gents?.
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