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@helscom

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Helscom
6 months
"In summary, this individual appears to be a very technically savvy European, likely an AI engineer, with a bleak, cynical outlook that they express through dark humor and countercultural attitudes on Twitter. The account feels more like an outlet for irreverent takes on tech and
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the cormac mccarthy posting will continue
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@wanyeburkett wait where is the bald eagle there should be a bald eagle in the story
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@trans_jew they even need to pee sometimes. maybe even poop
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@thechosenberg lol my friends unironically did that and now one of them is homeless and one is dead
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@OrphicCapital 1,604 seed investors
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@Duderichy there’s literally no downsides to blaming yourself for everything bad that happens to you
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literally me
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for low agency individuals free markets really are similar to slavery
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@SwannMarcus89 good guy other than the whole bad thing
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@eigenrobot working in big tech i learned quickly that if someone talks about their fetish at work i can’t trust them to finish their tasks on time
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@ylecun @elonmusk @erikbryn sounds suspiciously like “trust the experts”
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@TrueSlazac we did it reddit
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@VividVoid_ @Duderichy rofl no, literally just grow thicker skin
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@Andr3jH please, walk me through the mental gymnastics
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4 months
Finnish is not a serious language
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ok seriously though what’s this guy’s problem
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@vocalcry @thechosenberg right yes but the answer to that problem still isn't to cheat on your wife
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@UNC1374C0 sounds kinda reasonable thing? the gameboy and talking i mean. what’s the nuance im missing? pretty sure my parents had similar requests towards me
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today is the day, guys. today is the day i'm taking a swing
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@zeta_globin lol i wish it worked for me at all in finland. people explicitly ask me do i condone this or that. and if there are drinks involved people completely forget any sense of civility. i have to tell people explicitly “i don’t want to talk about it”
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@teodor_io that's just a more mean way of saying she is relatable to young women
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the median voter has no memetic defences
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@Andr3jH have you… have you worked with many of them?
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@justalexoki rofl my wife hates when i fall asleep early because she says it makes it harder for her to fall asleep
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they just keep adding lore to this
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@Duderichy @VividVoid_ when it’s obvious it’s obvious and when it isn’t you should lean toward personal responsibility even without full verification because it’s less regrettable in the long run. exceptions exist sure
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@ne0scythian a fascist counted to ten today - did you?
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guy with e/acc in his name:
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Andrew — e/acc
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why is it that the ppl who call others "midwits" are dumb?
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when my supervisor asks what are my career goals during a casual 1:1 after the summer holiday
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i hate it so much when engineers talk about stuff that isn't engineering with the same confidence. how small is your world that you allow yourself such smugness?
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@iroasmas had a call with a finnish engineer and he told me my code fucking suck
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for high agency individuals that comparison just makes no sense
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@growing_daniel total vibe shift. he's done.
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wow i really made it guys
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@KILLTOPARTY why does he know her favourite porn star lol
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@OrphicCapital spent my 20s unlearning all the harmful stuff i was told in my youth, any my 30 the harmful stuff i taught my self in my 20s
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@airkatakana well air katakana, it is because the worry is mostly performative
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the grass touching will continue until morals improve
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@bougienightmare @eigenrobot it’s mostly poly ppl
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@getnormality when you see through everything you see nothing. postmodern consciousness is the curse of the irish elk
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rofl got out of the wilderness to discover i’m now working for AMD
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be it masculinity, femininity, politics or fashion, you should really lean into *something* in your life. the characterless millennial soy-boy archetype is downstream of refusal to lean
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@ludwigABAP it's ughhh you take like ughhh stable diffusion yeah? and you ughhhh you hook it to the the transformer and yeah, scale is all you need or something
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you are all weak.
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@wolftivy it’s noise and that’s a good thing
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@SwannMarcus89 you see, the problem with the police is that they just prevent too much violence. even the good one
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the funny thing about this is that the in practically every case, the archetype on the left can’t even have his own needs met, yet somehow imagines a world full of his liking meeting everyone’s needs!
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@wanyeburkett gender identity is sacred and suggesting it’s a health care concern is profane
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the fact 4chan has more memetic influence than twitter which has more memetic influence than linkedin suggest a reverse correlation between rigidness of identity and memetic power. the superego harms your magic powers, anon
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daily "thank god i'm not british" post
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if god isn't real why can i feel it sometimes?
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what did i miss? how’s my favourite ear doing?
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@zeta_globin ask musk lol
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btw this is where i post from
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the grass touching will continue until morals improve
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accelerate. what are you building? let him cook. skill issue. stochastic thermodynamic markov chain distribution.
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got three pike today
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real men pirate a torrent of 10,000 epubs collected by /lit/ and live off it for the rest of their lives
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Walk into any bookstore in America. Indie, chain, doesn’t matter. Take a picture of the displays at the front. Then report back to me and see if you can figure out the answer to this question.
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@SwannMarcus89 my side good >:{ your side bad >:{
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tinder but to find your nemesis - who’s building this?
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@waitmanb @Irminsul1337 just let people be, damn
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should i stop smoking weed? or should i construct narratives where weed is good for me, actually? that is the question
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what the actual fuck, @sama ?
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my bedroom table is a vibe
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everybody makes mistakes at the edge of their reasoning skills. if you aren’t, you’re just not trying hard enough
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the cuter your pfp, the fatter and uglier i assume you are IRL sorry
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@vocalcry @thechosenberg divorce should have been a plan earlier
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from all the code i ever wrote, of this i am the proudest
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this is terrible if any of you send me anything remotely similar i will not hire you, and i’ll make sure you will never be hired anywhere. it’s a crime against humanity and you WILL pay for it
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This is the best resume format I've seen so far. ✅
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@Duderichy we are rich in what really counts (literally nothing at all send help)
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me to myself every warm summer weekend
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psychedelics don't really teach you anything, some people just like doing drugs
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@nosilverv i’d argue it’s not even a problem, just a fact of social life and the human condition. we worry how others perceive us. it helps us delegate tough choices to common wisdom
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@mattparlmer nothing ever happens
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crossed 800 followers so i need to say something spicy: trump actually seems really fucking dumb and it must be an embarrassing experience to vote for him
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participating in linkedin speech is voluntarily performing a lobotomy on yourself with a rusty spoon
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Holy moly my tweet went viral over night. 2M views 12K bookmarks 500+ reposts Just a LinkedIn creator (65k+ followers) starting to build on X. Posting on all things sales, SaaS, tech. 5x President’s Club winner (age 27) sharing my day to day journey. Give me a follow 😊
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mom can you come get me i drove too far again
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@lumpenspace AI can't play CHESS because it can't SIT by a TABLE ! checkmate machine-lovers
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tapping the sign
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@anactualwalnut
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄
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You can call me weak or privileged all you want but honestly if you’re someone who got their first job at 14 and has never once been jobless for an extended period of time so your longest breaks are maybe a week long vacation once a year IF that…. How are we supposed to keep
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@halogen1048576 you gotta be agency maxxxing if you want to have at least a shed of dignity in this life. anything else is just being an embarrassing worm to the tidals of time and history
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writing frontend in rust so you won’t be associated with web developers
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@vocalcry @thechosenberg i don't know, it sounds like you're so addicted to nuance you can't even allow yourself to be enraged by infidelity.
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it's easy to hate highbies, but do you have the courage to hate the lowbies?
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@DeepDishEnjoyer you'd think they'll be a bit less dramatic the second time
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i see others get jobs from shitposting here so maybe I can try as well: looking for engineering management/tech leadership position, preferably at a startup. I have ±15 years of hands on experience, out of which 6 as lead/management. DM for CV
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when i was a teenager my gopnik friend taught me to fight, and his best advice was to imagine my punch landing behind the guy’s face, not right at it. helps to overcome some mental block. anyway its the same with everything in life
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the uk was never good. stupid island.
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when religious people talk about feeling the spirit of God move through them, is it the same phenomenon as the secular "will"? e.g, some internal force that pushes you
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this is only a fishing account for 9 more days be patient with me
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sundresses make me lose my mind ngl
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