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a stateless aristocrat of vague european heritage

Helsinki, Finland
Joined February 2008
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@helscom
Helscom
11 months
"In summary, this individual appears to be a very technically savvy European, likely an AI engineer, with a bleak, cynical outlook that they express through dark humor and countercultural attitudes on Twitter. The account feels more like an outlet for irreverent takes on tech and.
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4 months
AI killing the last mean of reliably recording reality will send us back to the ages of story telling, where reality and fiction mix, where cultures decide what's real based on utility.
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Chubby♨️
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It looks so real and creates a whole new level of horror. What is reality, what is fiction? Soon it will be impossible to keep it all straight.
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5 months
what's up with the type of guy that constantly make really good metaphors and analogies? how does their brain work?.
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7 months
the cormac mccarthy posting will continue
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6 months
doordash for sex work
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6 months
@BasedNorthmathr "i have freedom of speech in countries that have politics i already agree with. how curious".
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6 months
@wanyeburkett wait where is the bald eagle there should be a bald eagle in the story.
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6 months
@trans_jew they even need to pee sometimes. maybe even poop.
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1 year
@thechosenberg lol my friends unironically did that and now one of them is homeless and one is dead.
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4 months
@soychotic [takes MDMA]: ohh i didn't know i'm supposed to feel like i'm having an orgasm all the time!!! crazy!!.
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3 months
@EPM106 give what? you have no power. you lost lmao.
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11 months
@OrphicCapital 1,604 seed investors.
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7 months
@Duderichy there’s literally no downsides to blaming yourself for everything bad that happens to you.
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7 months
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5 months
related:.
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5 months
@hyperpriorai makes sense, i guess it's partly a relation to pattern recognition that is common in literature and you can just sort of learn by osmosis.
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7 months
literally me
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14 days
@regal_bones you guys are kicking and screaming regardless of anything already.
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8 months
for low agency individuals free markets really are similar to slavery.
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2 months
i made my first 500 followers by lying that roon follows me
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4 months
miss having the arrogance of a young lad with zero life experience that simply assumes everyone is dumber and simply worse than he his.
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7 months
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5 months
@dotnetschizo DDOS? he is 13 upvotes on a niche subreddit away from bankruptcy.
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8 months
@SwannMarcus89 good guy other than the whole bad thing.
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7 months
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5 months
@himbodhisattva basically - it's vibes.
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4 months
look at this. they are getting absurdly convincing. the truth stands no chance. utility will win this round.
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4 months
AI killing the last mean of reliably recording reality will send us back to the ages of story telling, where reality and fiction mix, where cultures decide what's real based on utility.
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5 months
@growing_daniel the slavic soul yearns for a life of poverty.
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14 days
@G0ADM You fucking ghoul. You fucking moron. You absolute fucking spite filed odious slime.
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7 months
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5 months
@KILLTOPARTY babe cancel your 13:30, we shall have intercourse (m’lady).
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4 months
this is just how women in data science look like btw.
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7 months
@eigenrobot working in big tech i learned quickly that if someone talks about their fetish at work i can’t trust them to finish their tasks on time.
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5 months
@G0ADM really? i feel it's less an apollonian skill, maybe something I maybe associate with more intuitive people. best example I have is a very jewish VC guy I know - super extroverted, talkative, and spits beautiful relations every second sentence.
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6 months
@quietusername we are disrupting prostitution, sir
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4 months
@chinesegon if you pay 2200e out of your 4200e rent of rent and utilities you're an eejit. i make double that and pay half of that in one of the more expensive northen european cities.
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6 months
@vikhyatk this is completely fine your colleague is ngmi.
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5 months
@LinkofSunshine drew is an absolute legend, the amount of rage he installs in his opposition is admirable.
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4 months
*under breath* hell yeah.
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3 months
@McReynoldsJoe @EPM106 buddy, bestie, you are going to the crystals.
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6 months
@teodor_io she said it's a challenging idea in today's economic landscape of rising doubt about the sustainability of gig work, the morality of sex work, and the profitability of investing heavy capital on their combination.
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5 months
@ovchinnikov that’s not the case and it’s pretty obvious after five minutes in the room with one of these people.
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7 months
@ylecun @elonmusk @erikbryn sounds suspiciously like “trust the experts”.
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5 months
is there a convincing theory of mind behind why people often choose misery? why do they so clearly want to have weekly breakdowns, traumas, angst? are they just very wrong or what’s going on.
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4 months
it would be an end of an epoch in human history. the way you think will change. the way you experience the world will change.
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7 months
@TrueSlazac we did it reddit.
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3 months
arabic lisp looks really nice
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9 months
@Andr3jH please, walk me through the mental gymnastics.
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7 months
@VividVoid_ @Duderichy rofl no, literally just grow thicker skin.
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4 months
@SwannMarcus89 "i have a bad job so i can't afford all the things i want to buy" .just hurts their ego too much to admit that's about the depth of their political commentary. children.
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3 months
what am i missing? why is iron mike so cheap?
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4 months
@burckmeister and it fucking sucked rofl.
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4 months
"type shit" "real" "type shit" "real"
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real.
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10 months
Finnish is not a serious language
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3 months
@FrozenOrbit_ @CaudilloXIV rofl this is so embarrassing.
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7 months
ok seriously though what’s this guy’s problem
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4 months
@crypt0x_0 yes! it's the end of modernity as we know it. time for something new.
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5 months
@nlevnaut i think it objectively is, but traversing the relation graph seems to happen differently for different people. breadth/depth is one dimension, and there are probably others. probably related to how it's modelled internally.
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1 year
@vocalcry @thechosenberg right yes but the answer to that problem still isn't to cheat on your wife.
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4 months
@1owroller she looks like the most average finnish woman i have ever seen i just passed by 20 of them.
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7 months
@UNC1374C0 sounds kinda reasonable thing? the gameboy and talking i mean. what’s the nuance im missing? pretty sure my parents had similar requests towards me.
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9 months
today is the day, guys. today is the day i'm taking a swing
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7 months
@zeta_globin lol i wish it worked for me at all in finland. people explicitly ask me do i condone this or that. and if there are drinks involved people completely forget any sense of civility. i have to tell people explicitly “i don’t want to talk about it”.
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3 months
maybe i'm misremembering, but i feel like the meltdown in 2016 was more noticeable.
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3 months
and you losers go for little anime girls.
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your pfp is 75% of your personality on here 👏.
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6 months
@slanana_manana i'm accepting investments.
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8 months
@teodor_io that's just a more mean way of saying she is relatable to young women.
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3 months
@AnalyticaCamil1 you are so absolutely wrong in a way only someone who haven't worked with the bureaucratic class directly could be wrong.
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4 months
@RealSetvin it's the worst this technology will ever get.
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9 months
@Andr3jH have you… have you worked with many of them?.
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7 months
the median voter has no memetic defences.
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3 months
guys i found a perfect bleeding out spot five minutes walk from home!
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5 months
more from the antarctica trip
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4 months
wonder can you increase you IQ by just pretending to be smart for a while. use the right signifiers, dress the part, have a relevant social status, etc. the confidence boost alone must count for something.
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@Andr3jH an august kind of shower thought innit.
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@hollowearthterf in finland your father could get at least 30 reindeers for you.
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they just keep adding lore to this
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@justalexoki rofl my wife hates when i fall asleep early because she says it makes it harder for her to fall asleep.
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2 months
you can just do things.
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@visakanv i like how he gives himself a week for "the hungry caterpillar that could", and then a week for brothers karamazov.
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3 months
this is true and extremely cute from the side.
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omg
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3 months
"~58% make <3 commits/month"??? motherfuckers what the fuck are you all doing??.
@yegordb
Yegor Denisov-Blanch
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Another way to look at this is counting code commits. While this is a flawed way to measure productivity, it reveals inactivity: ~58% make <3 commits/month, aligning with our metric. The other 42% make trivial changes, like editing one line or character--pretending to work.
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@Duderichy @VividVoid_ when it’s obvious it’s obvious and when it isn’t you should lean toward personal responsibility even without full verification because it’s less regrettable in the long run. exceptions exist sure.
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unfollowed some of you to improve my aura. sorry,.
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@revhowardarson but they have creation stories about a turtle or something.
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4 months
if you can trigger FOMO in your interviewer's mind you got the job.
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these people are fucking sick in the head and i'm going to just start blocking them on sight. they don't believe what they are writing either. jealous agitators who would use any tragedy to steer up more hate towards people they don't like for superficial reasons.
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@ne0scythian a fascist counted to ten today - did you?.
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4 months
being a high agency individual is expensive.
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4 months
what’s after unc? where do i go from here?.
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@yacineMTB babies cry for a reason. you probably offended them somehow.
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guy with e/acc in his name:.
@astralmatrix
Andrew — e/acc
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why is it that the ppl who call others "midwits" are dumb?
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4 months
one banger away from financial independence
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if you were to start a defence-tech startup, what products would you look into developing first?.
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@ArmandDoma i was going to say “she’s clearly a teenager” but she volunteered telling us she’s 24. infantile.
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4 months
come join us!
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@Samantha1989TV
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see you there anon?
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5 months
@siggibecker @hyperpriorai this is also my impression. the longer you think the worse they become. they are a fruit of intuition, of backroom word processing.
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you guys are getting fucking retarded with this shit.
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having a capital letter in your name, is considered as aura debuff.
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@chessclubICC ding chilling.
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