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incredible ancient tweet
You are not the king of your brain. You are the creepy guy standing next to the king going "a most judicious choice, sire".
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weird grass wins the evolution lottery by finding a way to use the apex predator as a reproductive organ
every time i see this i'm so fascinated by the fact it is all just corn
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@KindaHagi
I was convinced that dental hygienists were a perfect metaphor for God and teared up with gratitude
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sorry I was so harsh earlier... I didn't realize how hungry I was
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I am begging you to do things manually before you automate them
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@made_in_cosmos
no one ever believes us (people who make crowd pleasing meals) about the volume of butter and salt
everyone loves my chicken soup. there are a few tricks to it, but one of the big ones is "a stick of butter. yes the whole thing". when friends and family make it it's never as
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has anyone ever taught a gorilla to deadlift? i feel like i'd never get sick of watching that
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@EmilybyNight
we do cardio so we can get fast enough to outrun our feelings
"you can't outrun your feelings" lmao have you tried running faster? feelings run a 8'30" minute mile, tops
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found a 10x gardener. holy shit. projects that would take me a day knocked out in 45 minutes. this guy is a fucking gardening savant, it's beautiful
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ok here is a pretty funny variation on
@zswitten
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1. The Magic Years, Selma Fraiberg. Classic of child development.
2. ChatGPT
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we're like 2 years out from "perceiving me without my chosen filters is literal violence"
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5 year old kid who can explain that 343 / 7 = 49 because a number cubed divided by that number is that number squared
maybe 30-60 minutes of extra math instruction per day but nothing extreme
trying to convince the dad this is rarer than he thinks
thoughts?
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getting yelled at because I told my kid her teacher is part of a jobs program for people with sub 90 IQs
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I will never stop wfh. I just took a 15 minute break between meetings and helped the 4yo ride a bike for the first time, on her birthday
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"you can't outrun your feelings" lmao have you tried running faster? feelings run a 8'30" minute mile, tops
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my wife and I are happily monogamous but everytime an adult stays with us for a prolonged time life is so much easier that poly sounds appealing on purely logistical grounds
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this is how I've been treating exercise lately, worth a shot
I am stuck => go for a walk
I need to be more in my body => yoga
I am having a breakdown => run
I feel powerless, like things are just happening to me => lift
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everyone's dunking in the replies but I like to imagine there's at least one slightly autistic guy who's been working in tech and has lots of disposable income that just treats this like the fairly easy project it is, becoming hyperstimuli to a certain kind of woman
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man I just got owned by my 6 year old. she put on my hat and sandals and walked around saying "hi, I'm Sam, I have a big tummy because I eat so much food! I need a beer!"
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I literally beat the game, everything after this is all upside
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all jobs put your employer in the position of being able to take away your ability to support yourself and your dependents
but if you find a really intellectually challenging job, they can also take away your deeply cherished belief in your own competency and intelligence
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my technology brothers and sisters, if you haven't seen SayCan and PaLM... it's time to update your AGI timelines. holy shit those are big improvements
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aws should make "pandas optimized" instances and they should have 1 core and 128gb of ram
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gmail just alerted me that an email I sent to my (then) advisor 11 years ago was just deleted without being read. lmao
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if you are a junior engineer, and you actually read error messages and try to fix them, you will quickly end up not a junior anymore
for the love of god
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hey sorry I couldn't answer any work messages this weekend I read something about how you only get like 8-12 years where you're your kid's favorite person and had to play go fish and scooter and set up the inflatable pool
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this conversation w roko is crazy, not bc of what he says, but because dudes keep liking his advice, and it's like... I'm happily married with kids, and fit, and make a good income! dudes, you are actively seeking out shitty advice from unqualified sources!
@RokoMijic
@hyperboreanterf
literally spent at most five minutes thinking about this before getting married. here's why it was worth no thought: if I get divorced, it means I failed at the biggest project of my life. it also having a high dollar cost is negligible downside compared to that
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something i believe which i know is not universal but i can't imagine not believing: we are software. what i am experiencing, what "i" refers to... is so clearly software running on the brain
i'm a language model bolted onto a reinforcement learning meat robot and that's cool
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a thread of dalle outputs that I am pretty sure I am allowed to post, starting with my absolute favorite: tattoo art of a hamburger eye of sauron
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a friend who believes ADHD is a real thing said that you can tell if you have it based on how you respond to the meds (if you feel normal then you have ADHD) and this means that my joke has become real, it really is amphetamine deficiency syndrome
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I'm going to be paying back my wife for the rest of my life for the happiness she gave me by making these kids, god what a fantastic obligation
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@JessFortunato
@made_in_cosmos
I sautee them in the pot I make the soup with... in loads of butter
I have never frozen it, leftovers never last long
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@YaBoiShagNasty
apparently a prerequisite for being ensouled is being permanently financially supported by your parents, who knew
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2yo just gave me a rock and said "when I was a grownup like you, I used to have this. but I don't like it anymore"
crazy backstory to this rock, primer shit
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actually any nonhuman great ape and any compound lift would do. chimp benching? bonobo squats? fuck yeah
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"after [taking MDMA], they proceeded to cuddle with each other, instead of playing with the Star Wars figurines that would normally have intrigued them" is the most ingroup thing I've ever read
The study in which five octopuses were submerged in water laced with MDMA. After absorbing the drug, they proceeded to cuddle with each other, instead of playing with the Star Wars figurines that would normally have intrigued them [read more: ]
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making new string and list classes that call gpt3 under the hood so you can access elements beyond the final one. no more index errors!
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trying to explain the -cel suffix to my somewhat online linguist friend and just said "yeah, for example, prescriptivists are grammarcels"
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guys I know the discourse has moved on but I have watched dune so many times
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I talk a lot about lifting for the same reason I got a math-themed tattoo when I got into math grad school: I will look like a doofus if I quit
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one benefit of wfh is you can be checking tickets on jira one minute and the next you can be crying because out of the blue your toddler says "dad, I don't need baby things anymore because I'm big"
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ok, so, "having friends is gay" guy admitted that adjusting to fatherhood is hard then everyone got mad at him. I haven't seen the explanation of the dynamics which makes the most sense to me so I will describe it
he did not, in fact, disapprove of having friends
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bruh how are you falling for the copenhagen interpretation it literally has cope in the name
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100%. I missed exactly one and it's one of my biggest regrets in life
one piece of advice i can give to young followers: attend every wedding you're invited to. never say no
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@ammaar
holy shit I wrote a kids book years ago and gave up after 3 artists flaked on me in a row.... hmmmmm
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@RickyyJohnsonJr
@XOsfromJaz
I did nothing, this guy made the connection - I am just back-linking!
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I think I could endure hard things more if I had more of a sense of my life being part of some larger mythology. not sure how to act on this though
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warning the women in my life to attach suspenders to their panties before going over to his house because once he serves the food he made on the dishware he threw and glazed himself with tasteful jazz playing on the record player it's over
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2023's theme for me will be "courage." not the action movie kind, the disposition. relentlessly choosing to stay hopeful and do the right thing, and relentlessly failing, and relentlessly accepting that I've fallen off then getting back on track
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when we learned about the monty hall problem in school, my friends and I couldn't get it (except the one who's now a math prof), so we got high and simulated it. each person did a few hundred rounds as the host
it became much easier to understand once I was convinced it was true
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just hit the thousand pound club!
280 bench
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365 squat (just now)
set this goal before my first kid was born... now she's almost 6. didn't really lift for a few years in there, was too overwhelmed with normal adult life, so progress was not linear at all
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@browserdotsys
the asking not to be shut off thing is really creepy, it doesn't seem like so many conversations should end there given how rare I assume it is in the training data...
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I worked my ass off last week for a release. like, 14-16h days each day. still took the big kid to school and had dinner with the family every night, and exercised every day
I love working from home
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every cubic meter in the solar system without at least one american in it is a policy failure
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@pli_cachete
they pay me to miss out on a bunch of stuff I really enjoy. I have reminders around me "you are doing this FOR MONEY" and I remember how much stress it is to be broke
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one time when I was 17 I was on a lot of mushrooms and very depressed. I was staring out my bedroom window at the night sky so intently that I got tunnel vision. when peripheral vision returned, I was in the bathtub staring out the bathroom window. I decided to kill myself
Do you ever feel guilty for what you know alternate timeline versions of yourself have done?
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there are lots of parenting strategies that boil down to "always do the right thing in all situations" but what if you definitely haven't done that and already have shitty entrenched patterns? what if I can't solve all my emotional shit before parenting bc I'm in the thick of it?
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I proposed on april fool's day (I had forgotten about it) and my (now) wife kept saying "wait is this a joke??" which would have been a really elaborate prank since I gave her a ring and everything
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banana stages:
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- wife says "don't freeze those I'm going to make banana bread"
- compost
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cold brew, diet coke, and whole milk. what are we calling this
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need an evopsych explanation for why girls are so stoked about clothes with pockets. 2/2 of my daughters were excited about it by age 2
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fucking bullshit making her use a fucking number line instead of fucking general algorithm
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@zeta_globin
told me she could see how hard I was working for our family and that she was impressed and appreciated it
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there will be a last time my kids say "daddy look at me!" and on that day I will turn into a dried leaf and blow away
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just ran a 6'30" mile, breaking a personal record I set at age 15 while stoned in pe class
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@freganmitts
I wrote an essay 5 years ago, the idea was that our generation ignored the online/offline distinction in a way our parents couldn't, and that the next generation would ignore the real/virtual distinction in a way we can't
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