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Hafeel

@hafeel_asraf

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indian foreign agent

Joined August 2015
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@hafeel_asraf
Hafeel
6 years
Sweet pea is here to bless your day.
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30 days
Absolutely wild bus I saw in India Yesterday. Certainly a choice.
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1 year
@BrandyLJensen Saying Churchill will roll in his grave as it it's a bad thing.
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4 years
@Chinchillazllla @ZiziFothSi ACK! ACK! ACK!
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5 years
@davidlparsons Excuse Me??
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3 years
@djinndiesel You may not like it, but this is the ideal swing voter.
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4 years
In honor of No Nut November, here's a classic
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1 year
@edwardodell Aside from the insanity of drilling a hole on the counter top and blowing it directly at the cameras face, literally what was the point of painting Tom and Jerry a on Marble goddamn countertop.
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4 years
@Chinchillazllla @yourpalchauncey Apparently Micheal Caine insisted that he only sign up for the role of he can play it straight and act as if the muppets are real.
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3 years
@CartoonsHateHer @rynowill75 Right? He looks like he walked right out of Office Space.
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3 months
@Liv_Agar @uglyblender Hillary Clinton breathing a huge sigh of relief after 8 years. She's unburdened by all the came before. She's no longer the worst candidate of the 21st century.
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9 months
@neokefka_99 I don't know if it was this article or another one but Taylor joy said that she was shooting scenes for a month with no dialogue. Of course you'll feel like your trapped my a madman in the middle of the desert.
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3 years
@otter_weekend @rynowill75 That's why I believe him when he says he hates his job. Every year he worked there aged him by a decade.
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5 years
@bethbourdon Meanwhile.
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1 year
@MrTooDamnChris I thought the cop ran out at the wrong time, but no this guy fucking turned into him. Incredible.
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30 days
@halaljew Absolutely baffling choice. I'm not going to pass judgement on all of them, some of them might just be ignorant but the fact I took this picture at a Hindu religious site and the bus was full of pilgrims and NO ONE seemed to bat an eye was certainly an experience.
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1 year
@superloafcat Tangentially related but I just ran across this clip. Incredible .
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please watch this clip guys
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2 years
@dog_starman Maasha Allah. Greta Gerwig has seen the one true way. Welcome Sister.
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1 year
@Sturgeons_Law Should've respected the prison authority. We don't know who did the provocation first.
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3 years
@wokestdaddy @AliceAvizandum Among the many things that made me untether from reality in 2020, when the BLM protests were at full swing, there was this video going around of cops guarding a dumping site of Whole foods.
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1 year
@ettingermentum I think SARS epidemic in 2002 might've played a part in that too. It's long forgotten now, but it was quite deadly. 9% death rate!! That's insanely high.
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5 years
@RoeVWadeBoggs Welcome to Antifa Comrade Garrison.
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9 months
@tinylittlehomie @postoctobrist Googled slur for Rhodesians and found this accursed Wikipedia page
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1 year
@allahliker The funniest possible thing they can do is tell Biden he's Northern Irish now.
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6 years
@dcolbert @AOC @russpitts Ah yes. Here we see the emergence of False equivalency from the shadows of twitter.
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3 years
@aninjuryto1 @Whatapityonyou The public universities are very cheap. The private universities are expensive but they have very low interest government loans available that they give alot of options and discounts for repayments. Iirc, they even forgive your loans if you do really well academically.
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6 months
@terminallyOL Second favorite of the Jesus and Mary extended universe on TikTok.
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3 years
@AimIessFriend @dallasnews The wanted to use exterminate, bit they can't go full mask of just yet.
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4 years
@mistermoviespod My favorite is the elephant in the room in the DCEU. Wonder Woman yasss Kweened herself into the No man's land in World War I but mysterious skips over World War II to go to 1984.
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@wizardtapestry The teachers in Derry circa 2008
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30 days
@avemazov It's fucking wild man. The fact that this was a re Ted bus filled with religious pilgrims made it that much more confusing.
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11 months
@la_leere @unclecaviar A was expecting a Nobel Savage and I just some some Guy????!!!.
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8 months
@bigmonkeong It's a prequel. Set in the 80's . We find out how Benoit Blanc learned his trade from two incompetent detectives.
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4 years
@osamabishounen @AliceAvizandum Excuse me. It's Haji Yusuf Biden
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1 year
@MuslimTom_ He sounds like if Boomhauer was from the Midwest.
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3 years
@mistermoviespod What the fuck is going on here. What is it doing?? WHAT IS HAPPENING????.
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1 year
@EmmaTolkin I do not understand how that man did not instantly melt into a puddle.
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3 years
@yeoldedad They really sand bagged my people.
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2 years
@benkesslen Thank you for his blessing. It's like watching a child trying to operate a blender with no cover. Absolute comedy masterclass. I am in tears.
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1 year
@swamp_land I do t know what they're talking about but I'm quite confident that somehow they got to that number by dividing 1,000,000 by 15.
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3 years
@kenmegalopsuxos @Dread_Botlord Me after watching this clip.
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1 year
@nastychef666 The adidas tracksuit wearing Shiba Inu really sells this.
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1 year
@allahliker I decided it's not a real country when I learned this fact. Get out of here.
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5 years
@RebeccaMorin_ @johniadarola Oh boy. The Fox news meltdown will be spectacular. Can't wait !!.
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4 years
@PostinMonkey @aniceburrito I'd like to think it was the birth of this Demon.
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1 year
@allahliker These guys try to interrogate Chatgpt like they're interrogating Replicants at the beginning of Blade runner. And their only qualification is if Chatgpt would say the N word or not.
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@aoneNatwo2 The reason for it was even more insane. They didn't want to take the chance and piss off the CCP. They'd made the calculation that any whitewashing backlash would be offset by the couple hundred millions they'd make in the Chinese market.
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1 year
@afrocosmist It's only fair that the aides get buried with Feinstein as a mark of respect. She was ancient after all. Respect traditions please.
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5 years
@ryangrim Congratulations on becoming the official enemy of the Democrats. Can't wait to hear how many phone calls your editor gets from Neera Tanden.
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10 months
@cottoncandaddy My man Manifested his wife. Dudes fucking rock!!!
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3 years
@eeberquist @therecount She's just repeating her bits .
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HAHAHAHAHA she’s done this exact charade before after jan 6. Quoted the exact same poem, same lines and all.
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@BrandyLJensen Imagine bragging about being a good little children where the police thank you.
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@tarenceray The day they decided we'd rather sic cops on college students and protestors than do even the bare minimum of stop supplying weapons to a genocidal regime, it was the nail in the coffin. Any issue you care about would eventually get the same treatment. There will only be shrugs.
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@Devon_OnEarth When the cards are down, the settlers don't really need to do the pr. They can just openly admit they're the aggressors.
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6 years
@JordanUhl @LasagnaGarden It's a very real possibility that studio has its own morgue. Just like cruise ships.
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3 years
I would log off forever, move to Tibet and become a monk if I ever lost the moral high ground the Stephen Miller.
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@Ostrov_A Sounds to me like a legitimate target.
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3 years
@Milo_Edwards The funniest fucking thing that happened in 2020 was when that Baz who was out defending the statues pissed on a Cops memorial after drinking 16 pints.
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3 years
@DaRatbag @LucyXIV I misread it as hydrotherapy and thought these motherfuckers are bringing back flushing your intestines with water.
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3 years
@BrandyLJensen @The_Law_Boy If she takes the stand and speaks with the jersey egirl accent I will be pro Theranos.
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4 years
@AliceAvizandum @robrousseau This is Glenn in a nutshell.
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@MrTooDamnChris @HenMazzig Well Tell Aviv is a legitimate target because The IDF headquarters is there. The IDF soldiers could be hiding anywhere in Tel Aviv.
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2 years
@_FleerUltra Another realistic thing in the book is how all the wizard Nazis all just live out in the open and all the had to do was to say, that's was an oopsie. Won't happen again. And the centrist government embracing them because they're philanthropists.
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@fanny_omaha What's sam said. He's basically just a historical figure over here. A bad one sure but the Taboo of Hitler is not as strong as it should be.
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@hafeel_asraf Hitler just means “strong leader” to a lot of people outside of Europe who, through no fault of their own, don’t know much about Nazism or the Holocaust. Even knowing this it’s still so jarring to see stuff like a Hitler Bus in India or the Hitler Chicken restaurant in Thailand.
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3 years
@yeoldedad I don't think this person understood Gattaca at all.
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@ItsAstronomics Great one two punch here
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2 years
@generalslug Man simply said it's none of my business. Even if the same person or a copycat starts sending new letters, hell probably just throw it in the trash. Respect.
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@RoseEmojiTico Show her Godzilla: King Of Monsters. The bad guys in that movie are eco terrorists.
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@danielleloucamp Why in god's green earth are they trying to mess with perfection. It's the only good trilogy outside of toy story when it comes to animation.
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@Marcprice21 @handsome_pal It kills me when he gets mad and starts teaching the brothers the chemistry of bomb making in the middle of the heist.
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@Very__Regular Red Notice Budget: 200 million. Bubble budget: 100 million . I'm not sure a single person outside of movie reviewers have seen either of these.
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@ZemkeAlex @TSSteinbacher @BrianPShea No but what's a better story than Jenna being replaced by Amy Adams in a ridiculous project that she was passionate about.
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@alibrooke4ever At least afaik, the worst you could say about her is that's she's alot of Liz Lemon.
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3 years
Even by the low standards I hold The Atlantic, this is a new low
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The Atlantic running cover for MBS on the day Biden meets with him
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@BethLynch2020 @ZerlinaMaxwell Also omits the infamous Hillary line "Medicare for all will never ever come to pass". Policy matters.
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@crimbusrimbus @Srirachachau That's the crazy part. They can't find them. When it comes to Miller, it's one insane story to another
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@dustythecowboy It's so delightful to see him having a blast making these movies. Just having the time of his life being a goofy guy. Must be a breath of fresh air after a decade of being Mr Mumbles serious actor (Complimentary).
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@danglinghemmie @yeoldedad Interesting that this person included They Live and talked about Red pilled yet somehow never included The Matrix.
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4 years
@otter_weekend @rhinosoros Completely unrelated to your question.
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Absolutely disgusted by this very “helpful” tip in the reviews.
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@Milo_Edwards Remember this gem. This day Obama left White House
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@BoneJail I call it the Character actors special.
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@StVincentGrad23 @Very__Regular Owning the Libs straight into the grave is a great bit by the cranks. More of them should do it honestly.
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4 years
@Ketchupflesss @LegaliseerTweet @mistermoviespod And then he got yelled at so he stopped weighing in.
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@Milo_Edwards This man should be your king.
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@thetrillbillies Gifting yourself to Davy Jones in a locker is great commitment to the bit.
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@darobrobber I want to know what kinda hog priority are going to the Jimmy Fallon show and are enjoying shit that even Jimmy Fallon finds annoying.
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3 years
This is how I imagine George Binks talked
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5 years
@halaljew @ByYourLogic has got to stop dreaming up these wierd characters man.
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2 years
@borgposting Ah yes, the indigenous custom of going on a private boat and do deep sea fishing.
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@willmenaker Can't believe my favorite tv show lied about this. Devastated .
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@got_kozier Dude had the knack the say the exact wrong thing. READ THE ROOM CHARLES!!!!
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2 years
@TheAlexSylvian Hardest I ever laughed in a long while.
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@liz_franczak Bruenig to Cumtowm pipeline.
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2 years
@TheDouggernaut I just wish Peele didn't try to explain how it worked. Makes it fall apart a bit. Other than that, absolutely fantastic.
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@willmenaker Very poor taste to have bisexual lighting in your consent manufacturing exhibits.
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