NotTheFakeAaronOppenheim
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Aaron Oppenheim. Experimental musician and audio person. Labor/Leisure 2-on-1 budget cassette available now!
Oakland, CA
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I have two new albums out today, Labor and Leisure! Maximally minimal synth explorations in two distinct flavors! You can buy each album separately for $5 each or get a cassette with both (and download codes for both) for only $8!
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Oh my god in person this thing looks even fucking stupider
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There’s a weird disconnect knowing that the guy driving this probably thinks he’s the coolest person in the world, where I would be absolutely mortified to be seen with this awful piece of garbage
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@Julian_Epp
Cool that you cancelled debt mister president now can you get my ex-wife off my back
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Hmm this tweet is going places I should probably promote my music but instead I’ll promote my dog Schroeder. Check this guy out
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@AmbJohnBoIton
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This is not funny, cats only turn yellow when they are very distressed!!!
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@christapeterso
Sure they probably won't commit any crimes but what if we let people out of prison and then they act like jerks?
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@not_a_heather
Wasn’t it weird how the heroes of Starship Troopers were all beautiful white people? Did no one else notice this?!?
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@333333333433333
Yeah before they figured out how to make actually good fake meat it was better if a veggie burger was just a bunch of vegetables smushed together not actually attempting to taste anything like meat
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@CarolineGlick
@NewYorker
Iran didn’t violate the deal, the deal didn’t exist anymore because we broke it
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@ashleyfeinberg
In America, it doesn’t matter if you’re a geisha girl, a mexican bandito, or a sheikh, all are welcome
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@BenaiahIsRad
@umbyrella
Saw a showing of blade runner in a theatre about a year ago and everyone laughed when the date appeared on screen
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@bluelivesmtr
Man what are the chances of a cop being a murderer? Oh wait right the chances are very high actually
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@GigWC
@atomicthumbs
Heartwarming story: officer shoots an unarmed teen and then finishes the yard work he was doing!
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@pugmane
@Srirachachau
If you look closely there’s actually one edit in there they just hid it really well
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@NervousJungMan
@AynRandy
Personal favorite detail is the Alice Cooper portrait, really ties the room together
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@elaifresh
@flglmn
The entire genre of Digital Dancehall reggae in the 80s was based on a preset from a Casio MT-40
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@bingodaddyy
@Anarcish
My last landlord painted the concrete floors which were not properly sealed so every time any tiny amount of water got on the floor the paint would bubble up and peel off. Also they painted over a penny on the ground
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@ByYourLogic
"Watch Trevor Noah eviscerate the idea that comedy should be funny or thought-provoking"
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@christapeterso
Yeah but also apparently he was an alcoholic so a lot of the health problems he was having were due to that and not the mcdonalds
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@CentipedeMouse
@ecareyo
seriously, just admit it's bad! we all contribute to unethical projects, it's almost impossible not to
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@runchrvnda
@BethLynch2020
I don’t know why everyone is so disturbed, this is basically just lasagna, but easier and completely revolting
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@Millerheighife
Reasonably intelligent people who are convinced that they are geniuses will kill us all
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@collnsmith
always surprising to me that the Washington ghouls don't have better canned responses to these sorts of questions, just goes to show how infrequently they are actually confronted with this line of questioning
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@TheEpicDept
The Onion got too political, unlike the totally apolitical Babylon Bee where I get my weekly jokes about gender nonconformity
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@rachelmillman
I only read the first half of this tweet, is there anything important in the second half?
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@GrahamC47
I think we can all agree that the most notable thing about Blu Rays is that the laser that reads them, that the user never actually sees, is blue
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@drmistercody
C'mon hollywood it's time to make a movie about a super cool startup CEO who loves epic bacon memes and tanking his company stock with bad tweets
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@proletarat
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a woman whose head is half the size of her boobs is the perfect female form
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@punished_cait
Is it normal for a human to be afraid of a brontosaurus? They’re plant eaters, they would never eat anyone even though they could easily swallow an adult person whole!
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@banalplay
I think this is the real original, the others are all FaceTuned to make him look younger
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@kaekaecurtis
You can just admit you think Palestinians don’t deserve rights, you don’t have to blame it on antisemitism
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@SecretaryPete
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The workers voted down the deal! The "union leaders" are supposed to represent the workers, and if the workers vote down the deal that means they did a bad job! It's anti-democratic and anti-union to force a bad deal on workers!
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@mustachetoilet
Interesting that politicians are a priority group! That’s cool, who decided that exactly
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I still think about this Snuffy Smith comic literally every time I see the word bitcoin. I can't believe this is seven years old
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@punished_cait
Wow, the nerve of that guy suggesting a casual meeting at a place he’s familiar with for a first date
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@lodgepolepines
Leftists are making middle america turn to fascism by telling them to maybe put on a sweater
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@shujaxhaider
@McNaughtonArt
Holy shit didn’t notice this, love the McNaughton easter eggs. Shout out to my favorite book, “Justice Warrior” by Lena Dunham
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@ettingermentum
Simultaneously trying to appeal to anti-Trump republicans and people who think Trump isn't extreme enough not really working out
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@ebertchicago
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Don't forget Ebert was a writer for several classic Russ Meyer films
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@limitlessjest
Ugh it’s so obvious that the whole “this part of your brain does this one thing” idea is some pop-science nonsense, i can’t believe that they would point something like that out to you without properly explaining it
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@adamjohnsonCHI
Look, in 2009 MIT didn't explicitly say "you aren't allowed to plagiarize wikipedia"
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@coopercooperco
There’s something so deeply disturbing about mass shooter drills, that PSA, things like that. Like the “advice” is so obvious - run, hide - but it gives you the impression like if you’re properly prepared, you can survive a mass shooting, like it’s a natural disaster or something
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@christapeterso
I love it. Holmes was clearly trying to emulate Steve Jobs’ brilliant entrepreneurial strategy of “yell at people until they make a cool gadget for you” but medical tech is just slightly higher stakes than a computer phone
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@adamjohnsonNYC
California continues Covid reopening plans undeterred by rising case numbers in Toronto
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@Lubchansky
Who could have predicted that the million year old judge might not always be the most consistent leftist
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@MurderBryan
Funniest outcome theory predicts Biden/Clinton will win, Biden will decide not to run again, giving Hillary another chance to run in 2024, and then she will lose again.
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@WillOremus
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Got to admit, it is pretty funny that Twitter’s PR auto responds with a poop emoji, just not in the way Elon thinks it is
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@traumacenter69
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I’ve got one hand on a taco, and the other ones holding a pizza
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@bluelivesmtr
"Heroic police officer killed in officer-involved shooting. Nearby African-American men held for questioning"
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@EoinHiggins_
Why do this? Who would have been upset if Public Enemy hadn't said anything about the death of Colin Powell? You don't feel like being hurtful or controversial fine just don't tweet it at all!
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Twitter’s the fastest way to check for earthquakes so I’ll just add to the chorus saying
#earthquake
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@Sturgeons_Law
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Kelly's the last man standing actually lampooning conservative wackos, every other political comedian has moved over to painful earnestness
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@GarbageApe
This kind of thing totally disproves the 2000s new atheism idea that religion is the problem - people don’t actually understand their own religion at all, they just assume god agrees with them whatever they think
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@TheDCSentinel
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When they say “never again” they mean it could literally never happen again because anything that might seem similar is actually totally different so it’s fine actually
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@bombsfall
IRL Person: Have you been watching the Comey thing?
Me: Who? let me tell you about the obscure journalist hentai tweet
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@AJemaineClement
it does hew close to the low-budget 80's sci fi aesthetic in that it actually looks like an ill fitting cover over a normal car
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