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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@OnlyBangersEth It's a rotor brake. It stops the rotors from spinning. Meant for on the ground. It would obviously end their flight very quickly. Some speculation online that the pilot didn't explain preflight what could be touched without danger.
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@okimstillhungry I hope Juliana used some of her money to get a tattoo that says "Fregh"
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@BornAKang There's a choking the chicken joke in here somewhere
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@BamaExpat He comes from a family that thinks Jesus sent a bear to save him. This is a future truck mechanic.
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@Seamus_Malek That's I AM A SURGEON in arabic
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@Camo_Jockey @miacsosa Literally? The sandwich on the left. It has more meat. Would prefer some veggies too though.
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@Bogey_Zero @OnlyBangersEth Call up Bell helicopters and tell them to put it somewhere else
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@DocMellyMel @PeteButtigieg Are we allowed to say Nigeria?
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@e_alexjung He could just go to Gaza and Hamas would make this way quicker for him.
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@Bornakang Literally one video before this was a cabbie telling him to watch out for Cuban honeytrap scammers lol
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@GreenTextRepost I didn't see the movie but history can be seen from both a Greek and Persian perspective. No one will see this comment because it will be buried under 30 blue check engagement farming accounts.
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@ohshidt Russian logic: "oh it's a stormy day in Thailand, the boat tour will be cheaper."
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@ElectionLegal This man has headed west and uncovered a plethora, a cornucopia, a Valhalla of bussy. His wife is but a distant afterthought.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@ass_beaters We really need to invest in a national "if your car goes in water get the fuck out of it" education program
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@cracker_bamf21 Counterpoint: Fregh
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
3 months
@ElonRakhmonov That's Mitch Aguiar, who's also a pro fighter. This is....... Kinda how a fight between a guy with three pro fights in Spartyka FC and a former U.F.C champ would usually go.......
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@TheWapplehouse The principal also released a photo of the student they believe is responsible
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@dysautonomian Aren't you the person who's oppressed by coffee?
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@TLCplMax This seems like a good deal, but the fine print details might include "going to war" which might be a bummer if you weren't planning on doing that.
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@atdanwhite Your attempts to become a Starbucks bathroom monk have apparently been thwarted.
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@amberfoxyy @InsaneRealitys Yeah give the homeless hayabusas. That would certainly make society more interesting.
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@DanGulyansky @ConspiracyBull1 Rob O'Neill. Worth mentioning that who actually shot Bin Laden is contentious and half the guys on the raid claim they did.
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@MrTestoestrogen Someone needs to Photoshop O'Malleys hair and face tattoos onto pat.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@LaurenInTheWild Hey man, first time rancher here, I'm planning on feeding my Wagyu cows just macadamia nuts and beer on my palatial Hawaiian estate, will that get me good tasting steaks?
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@PercyChuggs @CollieYimby He blocked me within ten seconds of me sending him a pic of Netanyahu eating a felafel so I don't think it's satire.
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@fuckyouiquit Japanese Badger "hey wotcha guys talking about"
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@p8stie You can try to ruin my dreams but I'm still settling down with a lady in a nice bunker in the Albanian countryside
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@LeeMordechai For an academic this is one of the most unoriginal takes out there. These are literally talking points you could turn on Al Jazeera right now and hear. Why don't you move to Gaza if you hate Israel so much, Refaat's old job is probably available.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@lostblackboy Whoever lost it has stoically accepted it's disappearance
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@ElonRakhmonov People are gonna have so much copium now. "Dricus looked sloppy and gassed." Have they never seen Dricus fight before? He looked sloppy and gassed against Darren fucking Till.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@thechosenberg This is kinda like basing your relationship on Jordan Peterson.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@schizarella You've already answered that
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can we normalize platonic reverse cowgirls?
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@ohshidt Why doesn't he instantly rappel down? (He instantly rappels down) Oh good
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@EvaMari45549806 @waltermasterson MAGA but too broke for a blue check lol
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@TradeWithNinja @Bornakang He was born in a place where a bunch of dinosaurs died millions of years ago and now him and others are harvesting their juice. No hard work needed.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@iWetMyDenims Straight back to the grind, attaboy.
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@DouglasKMurray @guardian Couldn't that technically be just him if his preferred pronoun is we?
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@gayest_tone He got busted for passing a joint to his girlfriend, and thus for distribution. In civilized states that's just bad manners.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@coloradotravis @yungskape @UrInsideMan He's always been like this, apparently he tried to serve Jack Dorsey some mostly raw goat he stun gunned and butchered himself in his back yard.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@reddit_lies The fact that South Africa, which is basically a failed state, has a better social safety net than the U.S isn't really a point in your sides favor.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@betamanic Yes, angry activist caffeinated Karen's wobbling through the road on a bunch of tubes howling at passing cars will clearly make cyclists more popular with normal people.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@GlobalJDD @TheOmniLiberal Make whatever content you want to distract yourself from the IDF kicking Hamas up, down and sideways all over Gaza.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@kabeylia_ Yeah look at Algeria now.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@ConspiracyBull1 Ironically the Russians would be all over this as an opportunity for imperialism but they are busy at the moment and Wagner has been engaging in...... Side quests.
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@CSTodayNews Larranja makes an excellent point at the end.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@albirrojo1941 @just_whatever @iamjourjean It's medium rare Hamas served with a side of rubble.
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1 year
@jakep316 @shannonrwatts Thanks for your opinion Elon paypig!
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@jeffamazon666 @OnlyBangersEth Some debate about this, it wouldn't bring the rotors to an instant halt, but impeding the rotors in any way is very bad and certainly would pose a risk to the vehicle. In emergencies helicopter pilots do the opposite and autorotate the blades. Also happy Trump indictment day.
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@FrenchTwinkette You do know you can just move to Mogadishu, right?
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@FauxFauxley @abcdentminded Depends on the type of venon, there's no "box jellyfish are no big deal" guys
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@TheWapplehouse They asked the jet it's pronouns and it went to it's safe space.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@ChampRDS @gameswithnames "some dictator randomly paid arguably my best athlete ever more than I paid him his entire career."
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@RomezWrld @crazyclipsonly Yeah, and they are highly venomous!........ And also live in the deep see, rarely encounter humans and almost never bite.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@Geta_Boshi_ @historyinmemes Cat experiences fully and realizes cyclic nature of behavior/thoughts, attains Jhana.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@SweatieAngle Creating an Instacart competitor called ADHD grocery serf
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@BloggsSir @DrEliDavid Me after seeing how the Irish have been talking about Israel the last month:
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@b_ynneb @BadVaccineTakes Blue check/pinned tweet from Sneako/not listening to your opinions about modern medicine.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@allgarbled PhD In turtles
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
2 years
@CaesarianHoxha @JohnnyNatoseeds 1: more guns 2: shoot at enemy 3: win war Not a bad plan...........
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@thechosenberg I'm just in favor of random accent based woman barista hiring to drum up sales. Amusing to be upfront about this practice
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
2 months
@StefanTMD @automationism The point seems to be it's basically a caffeine alarm clock. Also it ensures you are wired literally the moment you wake up.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
4 months
@Fawxcs Stipe. jiri. Costa. Colby. Dustin. Korean Zombie. Chiro. Erceg. I've just given you less deserved title shots in every single mens division in the U.F.C.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
2 months
@jonjones Any thoughts on Tom Aspinal calling you out tonight?
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@MMADumbTweets Yeah turns out feet hook outwards from legs. Who knew?
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@Tranracialangel Cough cough (Huerta smoking a linebacker it two seconds);cough cough
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@TheDirtyStain @Holt_LFC @stonking @raiderdawg73 No he was instantly compressed than burned to ash by the pressure so he's technically algae food
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@feeder_series @racerbia @PREMA_Team @CIFormula4 To the unpaid intern running this Twitter feed: your labor makes your masters money and should be compensated. Quit and find a paying job.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
1 year
@MMAFPress The headline shoulda been "nearly 1 in 1 giant Cameroonians are gonna be unemployed a lot longer than 6 months............"
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@elikowaz I'm gonna use the "we don't know, the number isn't so important" line when they start yowling about a fake genocide again.
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@jonjones You're getting bad medical advice, Aspinall's more of a sleeping pill.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@Intifada_42 @yashar Well Refaat won't be using it so I guess you can.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@kcalbug Why is he letting it eat his dryer? Does he have a lot of dryers or something?
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@MikhKael @EuphoriTori @AssignedMale Why's the she dude wearing a watermelon on her head
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@Jordan_Patu I'm aware of that history. He's aware of that history. He's also an Afrikaner and has no need to apologize for his ethnicity. If he's racist than we can condemn that but so far I haven't seen any racism from him.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@Jabjitsu @MMAJunkie I've suggested elsewhere that we need a shamanic USADA to wrap the cage in tinfoil to prevent shamans from using magic during the fight.
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@jokodeluxe Talking about this with those flags in your bio.......
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@tradingMaxiSL @Morbidful It's a SOF selection course. He can quit and not be SOF, which statistically speaking, is probably what this person did at some point in training.
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@femboyenjoyeer @DelusionPosting Nope lol. The people who built the pyramids couldn't figure out black ink, right......
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@Mystic2133 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Nope, earthquakes can create tidal waves or currents, they could be bounced around like a pinball down there
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@Terra_Torment @BTnewsroom @KeiPritsker It's cool, Israel's dealing with the problem, you don't have to worry about it.
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@JordanUhl Just the image of him in a goofy headband curling dumbbells and shadowboxing while listening to Jordan Peterson as 15 trainers follow him around is great.
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@hostiledesign "how was your day?" "Really bad I was a door hanger onner" "That's too bad, maybe you'll get inside the train tomorrow."
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@ElonRakhmonov Yeah, and if you sent Sean Strickland to Kenya and then out of the blue told him "here's a rifle, you're gonna neutralize 6 Al-Shebaab gunman and rescue an entire hotel" he'd probably do really badly because, you know, he hasn't had years or training doing that.......
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@Snshores @Morbidful Yeah, that's why cooking them is super important. People eat this thing called "chicken" all the time, they just don't eat it raw.
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1 year
@AlexGodofsky The onion ceased to be funny long ago, but activist types confuse mixing DEI talking point with insanely juvenile humor as being funny.
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@RaykoXV I'm gay for woman butt
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@Chabad Chabad tefillin pestering 100% more effective than Biden's pier.
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@inkbrisk I know this is a joke but it's slightly insane to me that people look for feudal fealty to a multinational tech company that's stagnated for at least a decade as a factor in partner selection.
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@eigenrobot Me on my way to meet chubby Japanese Internet women:
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1 year
@KeepBlazing85 @tariqnasheed She has an attorney now and hopefully she sues them and takes every crumb they own
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Kylenol Jones 🏴‍☠️
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@Walkerdavid32 @benfowlkesMMA They would start flopping and shrieking after the first kick.
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@solastsummer2 @_ryanruby_ I mean there's levels to that game.
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@RandomGuyEd @coloradotravis @yungskape @UrInsideMan It's not self sufficiency when you have an army of Kulaks doing it for you and you ride out on your ATV and throw around some branches in 5000$ Gucci boots, but yeah.
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@tyler02020202 Prescription: take 19 Ayahuasca's and see your doctor of you can't fight all the spiders in the fractal temple after a few eons
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@ChampRDS Fan: "I won't sue, give me tickets." Dana: "no." Fan: "ok."
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