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Dr. James Mansfield, M.M.A.

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All tweets are sarcasm. Here for #MMATwitter , dark comedy, and general nonsense. Comments do not represent my employer. I am self-employed. Israel must stop

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Is this real?
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@TheArtOfWar6 Would have turned into a miscarriage reveal party if his aim was slightly worse
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Slip The Jab Podcast ®
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Show me a better Max Holloway photograph. #UFCSingapore
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@elonmusk It's coming for us all
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My greatest accomplishment
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@jakeshieldsajj He didn't assault her yesterday. A jury, after carefully considering evidence, unanimously agreed that he did so 30 years ago
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@MMAJunkie Spiritual forces are cheating. Herb Dean better take away a point when he notices. Jiri should also get 20% of Alex's purse
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You've heard of Elf on a shelf ...
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@DovySimuMMA Ben Askren
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@jakepaul He sleeps you in 3 and then cuddles you in 4
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@elonmusk @shellenberger Sounds like something an alien would say
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Using a UFC gif, describe your last sexual experience?
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@arielhelwani BREAKING NEWSIER NEWS: Nate Diaz just choked out an entire police department
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@iangarryMMA Are you wearing a thong? 🔥
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@EdKrassen What is a man? Also up for debate?
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@jakeshieldsajj Contracts are signed
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@elonmusk Wait for it ...
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I might have to stop watching UFC
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@MMAJunkie The commission needs to step in
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@jakeshieldsajj Freedom of speech in UAE 🤣💀
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@elonmusk Very interesting
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Always knew he took a dive
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@NotlouisCk Blend in at birthday parties
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@MichaelRapaport This is pretty a antisemitic tweet, ngl
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@bertkreischer Jared from Subway
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@danthehangman Imagine what he'd look like if he didn't cheat
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@bisping @DjLeeButler Here's some advice for DJs, lock your doors
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@NotlouisCk Gen Alpha: Race is a choice
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Day 16 of no UFC
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Another Respectful Tribute Poem: Chris Curtis The Action Man Butt Hurtis Rush to the Can Close Three Rounds Who's the Winner? Judged by Clowns Margins Thinner Chris Curtis Wears a scowl Chin Hurtis He Cries Foul Blocks us All The Only Way I'm Afraid He Might be Gay
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@sjtor_sjpett B.J. Pennis
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@jakepaul When your kid is demanding one more juice box
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@ninamdrama And yet you praise free speech warrior Strickland for making fun of all kinds of fighters, races, and identities 🤔
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@RyanGarcia Conor would wipe the floor with your sweat after taking you to the pinnacle of passion
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@BorrachinhaMMA Woman Anally Gaping
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@francis_ngannou @PeteMurrayPFL Dana would be too afraid to take that risk
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@NotlouisCk @neuralink The Catholic Church just saw your tweet and invested 8 billion
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@beamng09 So weird you spent time commenting on this
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@bisping So is the beer bar
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Post a UFC gif of your facial expression during sex
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@BorrachinhaMMA Likely not sudden. My guess is sustained slow damage
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@twrecks155 I know who's taking that belt
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@danawhite @DustinPoirier Dana might be on to something with that water fasting. Looking younger every day
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@patriottakes At least make it realistic
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@DovySimuMMA I've despised that man ever since he refused to french kiss me in the men's washroom at UFC 200
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@PetrYanUFC You've heard of elf on a shelf ...
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My attempt at an AI generated Israel Adesanya tribute
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@DovySimuMMA Paddy won all three rounds
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@JtorresAZ @DailyLoud From Microsoft to Microhard in no time
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@krassenstein If it were Trump calling: "They wouldn't have died if I was Presidnt. Don't forget to vote for me in November"
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@DovySimuMMA Mike Malott
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@SStricklandMMA You lost to Dricus. I was there. I saw it. Your next fight should be against khamzat
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Don't you hate when someone steals your meme and it does do much better than yours?
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@jakeshieldsajj Kamala Harris
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@darrentill2 Since when did you start paying for sex?
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If Gane gets injured, this is the fight to make
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@HenryCejudo It was horrible to see
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@bisping Ask her how she dern
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@elonmusk A short story
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@benshapiro This would be newsworthy
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@ninamdrama @laura_sanko Thank you both ❤️🍆💦
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@GilbertDurinho Me vs Dana in my bathtub
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@elonmusk @blovereviews I've heard these two are dating
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@SStricklandMMA Careful, some of those plastic ladies are dudes
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@DovySimuMMA Amanda Nunes
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@SStricklandMMA Jon wants to, I can see it in his eyes
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@BorrachinhaMMA @CardioGeo Secret Smoke vs Secret Juice
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@jakeshieldsajj San Francisco. Someone has a boner
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I wish Tyron Woodley would go down on my wife like that -Ian Garry
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The Passion of The Bryce
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My (un)popular opinions as a Clinical Psychologist: Men who undergo hormone treatments and surgeries to present as women are Trans Women and deserve kindness and support. Same for Trans Men Trans Women are not Women, they are Trans Women Women deserve safe spaces free from men
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@EdKrassen What if I told you I had a blue chair, but you believed it was a red umbrella?
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@darrentill2 @arielhelwani There must be revenge
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@SandhuMMA This is Figgy on Friday
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Sped Cuck in a Red Truck
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