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Hard to overstate how excited I was to see these digital trading cards that
@bucciblog
created for The Territories. Here’s his take on Doomsday, who appears in my story “Doomsday, Destroyer of Worlds” which you can read by ordering the damn book here:
I’m just saying? If Anderson goes out there and front kicks him in the face it’ll be the most legendary DQ loss of all time. We will carry that man on our shoulders into the halls of Valhalla.
Did, uh, the president just say (approvingly) that the US Marshals committed an extrajudicial killing of a suspect? Because that seems like a big deal that also corroborates NY Times reporting on the story:
Shoutout to Joe Rogan just totally undercutting the promo piece about Conor McGregor and his swaggering walk by pointing out that it was a Vince McMahon thing first. See what happens when your commentators don't fear being fired? They actually tell the truth.
Israel Adesanya feels being "down three" fights against Alex Pereira has provided his "'8 Mile' moment" 🎤
#UFC287
"You get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime."
When you’re the greatest you don’t have to run around shouting about how you’re the greatest. You just lay there holding on for dear life like a champion.
Everything about this faceoff is incredible. It makes it look like Jack Swagger is fighting a dude they found loitering outside a shopping mall 20 minutes before the press conference.
I advise against getting into a battle of appearance-based insults with Mike Perry. Not because there’s nothing you can say about his appearance but just because the second you do it you will realize that he’s tricked you into joining him in seventh grade detention.
So if I understand this correctly, McGregor was trying to clown Bisping for … flying a commercial airline? As in, the mode of air transportation used by 99.9% of people. To remaining McGregor fans, how does it feel to know he thinks you’re a loser for not having your own plane?
The weirdo right wing worship portion of the UFC PPV broadcast has begun. Just a totally normal thing to become a regular feature of this sporting event.
So Conor McGregor is saying he had stress fractures in his leg before the fight ... and the UFC knew ... and the UFC's doctor knew. That seems like an explanation that'll only provoke more questions. For everybody.
One thing I'll always remember is how when Miesha Tate lost the title to Amanda Nunes at UFC 200 she showed up to the press conference and answered questions and owned up to the loss all while holding an ice pack to her nose, which was still bleeding at the time.
Nope, Dana White is not the “UFC founder.” He just got his rich friends to buy someone else’s creation. I realize there’s a lot we could talk about here but I guess I gotta be the jerk who points out that even in a one-sentence tweet Fox News can’t get basic facts right.
‘Hey Paddy, the boss would like to interview you about how his enemies are also your enemies. No, don’t worry, you don’t need to have any clue what you’re talking about. Anyway, is 2 pm good for you?’
"Let's at least sit down in a room ... and have a discussion."
Yeah, like collectively. With representatives from among the fighters chosen to negotiate on their behalf. With the weight of the entire UFC work force acting as leverage. If only there were a term for that...
Kinda drives home the weirdness of this sport when a guy can be like, ‘yeah our shared employer would never allow me to compete against this colleague of mine because they know I’d win’ and we just accept that he is right and this is just how it works.
No way. Hammerfists from the bottom. If you were playing the UFC video game and you got knocked out this way you’d throw down your controller and storm out of the room and YOU’D BE JUSTIFIED IN DOING SO.
Sean Strickland would like to remind you that he is on some straight up Handmaid’s Tale shit in terms of his personal views, while also reminding you that he can’t handle being asked about those views without freaking out.
"You ask me some stupid sh*t like that? Go f*ck yourself."
Sean Strickland went off on a reporter who pressed him on past comments about the LGBTQ community at
#UFC297
media day.
Having fled Brazil on the advice of his lawyers, soon to be ex-president Jair Bolsonaro is seeing in the new year at the Orlando home of former UFC fighter José Aldo.
One of Aldo's bedrooms is "minion" themed.
Still blows my mind how there were so many people who built an entire personality around being willing to do ANYTHING for their family/country and then when they were asked to wear a mask and take basic public health precautions acted like it was an unthinkable assault on liberty
If the UFC actually makes a physical BMF belt for Diaz and Masvidal to fight for my prediction is that it will eventually become the most coveted title in all of sports there I said it.
He's right, that is fascinating. You never hear people talk about how much they watch and/or like this thing yet it's the most viewed sport on the planet BY A LOT. I am fascinated by that.
Dana White on Power Slap: When you talk about numbers on views on this thing, take every sport on Earth, combine all their numbers together and multiply it by four, Power Slap beats it. Isn't that fascinating?
Fighting Mike Perry while you wait for a 60-year-old version of Mike Tyson to get healthy is sort of like saying, hey I want to adopt a dog but first I think I’ll open my home to a rabid raccoon just so I can get used to the idea.
It's time to meet our Power Slap strikers! Introducing Ryan Phillips!
See why he calls himself the “King of Kings” when Power Slap debuts Jan 11 on TBS at 10PM ET. Don't miss it!
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@TKoKPSL
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Such a weird question to even ask but seeing the answers makes me wonder: if you think nearly 200,000 dead in the span of about six months is acceptable then what the hell would unacceptable look like to you?
It is objectively hilarious that Colby Covington adopted this gimmick for the sake of career advancement after seeing similar stuff work for others, but the ramifications continue to follow him into his private life in a way that never happened to others who did it better.
Predictable sequence of events: Trump shows up at a UFC event, some of us point out that it’s weird how the UFC broadcast treats him like a pro wrestler they’re trying to put over, then people who have based their whole personality on worshipping a politician lose their minds.
It's crazy how Henry Cejudo is so many of the things we claim to love – champ in multiple divisions, Olympic gold medalist, finished fights, aggressive self-promoter – yet he says he's un-retiring to give Volk the challenge he asked for and it gets a mild shrug in response.
Jamahal Hill is now asking why Dustin Poirier didn’t get the same treatment he did after losing to Islam Makhachev
“Dustin told Islam he would KO him was that trash talk too cuz nobody is mad about that!”
Wonder if Dana would say his own enormous wealth, which is greater than any UFC champion many times over, has diminished his ability to be good at his job.
Really appreciate the extent to which Scott Coker clearly actually cares about the history of this sport even when it’s stuff he can’t really monetize.
A woman in my high school graduating class died of coronavirus last week. She was 39 with no additional health risk factors. This idea that we'd just be sacrificing the old and infirm for the sake of our economy is: a) still monstrously callous, but also b) just wrong.
Just so we're clear, that's Khabib Nurmagomedov's manager talking about unity and brotherhood alongside a picture of the UFC champ with the Chechen leader who's been condemned by the UN for egregious human rights abuses, including torture and murder of gays in Chechnya.
Totally bro. Boxing has been so totally destroyed that the dream of damn near every UFC champ is to get popular enough to go do boxing. The sport that, again, has been destroyed.
Full story coming to
@TheAthleticBOX
shortly: Deontay Wilder
@BronzeBomber
tells me he is definitely exercising his rematch clause for a summer trilogy against
@Tyson_Fury
, that his legs were weakened by his 45-pound costume he wore to the ring to honor Black History Month.
I heard that right after Yoel gave this speech the cameraman turned and left, walked out to his car, pulled out his phone, and finally called the number on that flyer for guitar lessons that he’d been carrying around for eight months.
Possibly one of the best post fight interactions in UFC history
Lawler: Are you good?
Diaz: All good man.
Lawler: Are you good… in life? That’s f***ing different. Let me know if I can help.
❤️
I bought Tyron Woodley's rap single. I'm probably gonna buy at least one bottle of Conor McGregor's whiskey. So I'm just saying, now's a good time for Donald Cerrone to release his own brand of beef jerky and catch me in a spending mood.
If a billion-dollar a year company is really holding onto Stephen Thompson’s show money — which is a tiny fraction of what the UFC got paid just to bring this event to SLC before a single ticket or PPV was sold — well that’d be a whole new level of unconscionable greed.
I was at this one and afterwards I called Eddie Bravo to get his reaction for a story I was writing and the one thing I remember him saying is that he was so happy he went to Subway, bought two cookies, and brought them home to eat while reading his social media mentions.
Gotta give them credit for one thing: When Republicans settle on a talking point — no matter how dumb it is — they all sit there with a straight face and hammer the hell out of it.
If this is true it’s outrageous. Fighters showed up during a pandemic, made weight, took a risk that they might get sick and bring it back to their families. UFC lost zero dollars as a result of those fights not happening, and it’s not the fighters’ fault. Pay them their money.
See, UFC wants us to be happy with Venom uniforms and minimal walkouts while meanwhile boxing is raiding the wardrobe for Hail, Caesar while also providing work to your town’s weirdest yoga instructor.
Personally I think that if you make being a hateful bigot part of your public persona you should maybe not be so surprised and outraged when people ask you about that at a press conference. It’s a conversation YOU started, after all.
Here’s the thing about Paddy Pimblett complaining about not being paid for interviews. Let’s say Dana paid him for that podcast appearance or whatever. (If he didn’t, well, then the irony is REALLY off the charts. But say he did.) Then say Paddy goes on there as a paid guest…