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Chris Isaiah

@TheChrisIsaiah

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Creative Portraits and Advertising Photographer

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined January 2020
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
4 years
@ToryBlacq @folastag Oh yeah? What if a student wants to have sex, oh what should the lecturer do? What if a member of a church wants to have sex, what should the pastor do? Y'all ask the most ridiculous question ffs!
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
3 years
@T_nsofor My problem is with the person who retweeted/liked this bs to come up on my tl.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
8 months
@gemyoruba @PhxAkin Let’s not even talk about cousins and other relatives who’d feel he bought cars for “outsiders” and not them. 😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@OneJoblessBoy The girl in the middle sat so graciously and seemed like she had some sense until she started speaking, and it's now like she's even worse than the other two. 😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@J_Chiemeke …while trying to find something heavy to keep in place of your legs, telling yourself “lasisi calm down” the whole time.😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@SwitOpe And in such an ironic fashion, you chested that quite well.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
4 years
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@oluchianietie Naaaa. My wife go too enjoy life. By the time i knack am better Akwa Ibom made afang soup with great fufu ehn, she’ll crumble in love and gratitude.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
3 years
@anthony_fedora @AjAdonai That's how you go about stanning nonsense.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@pst_iren I was on my way to buy props for a personal project today, and while waiting for my Uber, a woman who was (loudly) on a call walked by me, literally shouting "no be when wahala come you go start to pray, you need dey pray well well before wahala come". This just confirmed that.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@_Pre_eminence @ChelseaFC Return to where? Mtchew.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
11 months
One of my greatest fears is being with someone who does (and expects) things according to the aesthetics and content on social media. Immediately I sense that you’re influenced by everything happening on these streets, I’m gone gone. I’ll wish you the best, then go my way.
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I need some of you babes to understand that not all of you would get a girlfriend proposal in a restaurant… Nobody is asking you to be their girlfriend on a fancy plate with cake. And that’s okay love
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@Ade_authority I don't know you, or this place, but thank you for doing this. A lot of businesses need people to just do this for them. I'm happy you gave it a thought and decided to go out of your way to help in some way. Cheers. 🤝
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
As a photographer in Nigeria, this isn't a good time to buy gears... And most definitely not a good time to lose them.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@FisayoLonge I’ll never understand women are trying so hard to view male friendships through the lens of their flashy female friendships.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@its_daqueen @deejayfaremi You fit dey drag Nigerian men as you like, e no concern me...but abeg no draw this kind fingers again. 😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@TommyTwoShoes_ @rufareeezus Never leaving this app 😂😂😂😂😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
11 months
@tyewoolove Celebrating this, but ronu in Nigeria >>>>
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
7 months
This is what happens when you creatives make art for fun. I shot these and my guy @G_VestaUtong edited it. Awesome work bro!
@G_VestaUtong
G. V. Utong
7 months
"I will not lie, I will not lie, this is very, VERY good. And it's THIICK!! ✊"
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
7 months
@IOdejayi That’s your own brand of finding issues with everything 😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@Ay_Quadri @Letter_to_Jack Did you see how he ran, man! It's ridiculous.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
4 years
@frankedoho Funny, cos this makes you a word-Smith.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@Rene_noire I’m done with the internet for the whole week abeg. I just can’t anymore.🤦🏾
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
3 years
@oreoluwa_sugar Too bitter for your name
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@TheChrisIsaiah
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2 years
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@XivTroy Bruh 😂😂😂😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
9 months
@Letter_to_Jack Sorry o, which country dey call themselves tiger ?
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@oku_yungx Agumba. But I'm seeing people say Odum is lion, that make the lioness Odumeje. You're welcome.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
7 months
@EstherUmoh10 She runs a campaign called Covabodi. She’s been preaching decency long before now, and referenced it on her wedding photos, rightfully and excellently so. But yeah, she should get understanding 😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
10 months
@gsnivxa Every 2 market days, generous man. Una no dey ever Dey generous. Make I begin block all these useless tweets abeg.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
People see photos/videos of other people on social media & think this is the type of man/woman you hold on to with your life. Because they're beautiful. They speak well. Abdominal muscles, beards, baritone, hourglass shape with voluptuous breasts & butts. Money, class, skintone,
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@Tunde_OD @Mfoneka_ Humans dey for this world, mehn!
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@kikimordi Truly broke, but flying? 😭
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@XivTroy Oh you're absolutely right. Also, you stand a better chance at getting one with interesting sense of humour. All these in one woman. Amazing stuff. 😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
10 months
@Fattsoul @miss__dimples No be you wed, no be you send, no be you be group admin. But you’d rather. 😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@Rene_noire Yeah. But why make a move when you don't know if she's interested. I think it HAS TO BE very clear that a person wants me before I do anything in that regard. It's why I find "shooting shots" awkward. Anyway, different things work for different people sha.
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@ConnCFC We need to stop, cos I'll just cry like a baby if all these deals pull through before tomorrow ends 😭
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
The Ojuelegba beat can be used for so many amazing songs. Legendary Beats.
@Ms_Fej
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2 years
Wizkid used Ojuelegba’s beat for Ojuelegba, Slow Down, Don’t Dull and Jaiye Jaiye in a live performance🥵🐐
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@talk2veee I don't think Acrimony is a good source of relationships lessons, 'cos it was created to stir up conversations; whys & what-ifs. It's an endless loop & we'd go circle back & forth. You can't pick parts to make submissions because it's all interwoven to cause commotion 😂
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
2 years
@bigbrutha_ I always say this. I'm too sure the issue isn't from me since I use opay for my transfers. Money doesn't "hang". It's either it goes through, or it doesn't. There's no need for reversals. Sending money is like sending a WhatsApp message. This level of trust is insane!
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@TheChrisIsaiah
Chris Isaiah
1 year
@tmtisclutch He keeps changing the letters everytime he tries to spell it 😭😂
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