Gordon Flunkman
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i have like 300k saved up so in theory i could quit my job move to South Dakota and be a hermit for like 8 years before running into trouble
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my 10th floor studio apt in college. note computer and kitchen in window reflections
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@forestwithout
must have been my schizophrenia acting up when i see corki fly around hit silly R key and enemy carries lose 80% hp from 4000 range kaboom Fat Man Little Boy nagasaki mode
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Guys we cannot be posting strava screenshots that say 9min/km as healthy young individuals Im sorry im judging you
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@JungleMan72
@xPietrik
its actually so insane the acc match history has like 20 nidalee games that are all mvp/ace then it swaps to enchanter supports the rest of the time LOL
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JUNIOR QUANT INTERVIEW QUESTION: how are you doing today?
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@nyandesuneeeee
no but it's actually so gangster to suck fucking ass at something and be in charge of all the design just unbridled confidence
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ⓘ This user’s pussy gets super wet when being called a good girl or princess by someone
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I don't understand aren't all these things yummy af
White people ordering butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango Lassi at an Indian restaurant has the same energy as them ordering enchiladas, margaritas, and chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant
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Everyone talks about the gap between pro athletes and regular people like d1 basketball washouts coming into a pickup game and making every single jumper but what are the sports where the professionals actually aren't that good
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Cannot trust someone in grad school. Why aren't you stacking paper. Are you gay
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@forestwithout
this msi is one of the worst major esports tournaments ive watched in the last 5 years
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programming is literally so easy you just tell the computer what you want it to do and then it will do it
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Get owned noob!!!
not to panic anyone but i would probably sleep easier being short NVDA than long for the first time since 2022
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@metakuna
Watched this series where the guy said he got 2-3hr of sleep for weeks and almost ran of out water because he had no wind to make progress and he was just chilling
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when i was an intern i replied to every automated email about scheduled computer restarts saying thanks for the forewarning and then after like 8 weeks someone from IT replied and was like yeah this is great but these keep going to real humans so please stop
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When i was like 13 i was very scared of flying and then I simply thought about the mortality statistics and I wasn't scared anymore
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"person who does something poorly for 1 month then makes it a large part of their identity and tries to give advice or speak with authority on the topic" maybe the worst archetype ever. go move in silence for a year
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i have been a single man in New York for like 24 hours now Where's my wife
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I don't think any sport where the best participants are Europeans is close to its peak
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Friend is planning their life around buying all-cash Manhattan house by age 28 just the worst case of Chinese finance brain ive ever seen
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i may suck at my job but im safe after looking at the replies here Holy moly u guys need to get better at trading
Quant interview question. Each dot is an average over a few thousand executed orders, x-axis is participation over the execution period (signed order qty divided by market qty traded) and y-axis is how much the market moved over the period. Why is there a discontinuity at 0?
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@KevinUrbanowicz
@NateSilver538
@ScottAdamsSays
you're right the election modeler whose entire business model is about making accurate predictions doesnt have enough skin in the game, he should toss $250 on a rando betting site to be safe
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@incrementalized
guy who thinks computer science is a rw field but constantly gets mad about "woke big tech companies"
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@tszzl
roon replyguys maybe +1σ weird
+2σ weird guys have like 4 followers and tweet literal gibberish 130 times a day to 0 engagement
+3σ and beyond cannot be found on twitter
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@jdcmedlock
i hate when my asset is so valuable i literally cant afford the taxes on it. what could i ever do with such a valuable asset. someone help me my retirement account is dying
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@notcrypticno
jose alvarado snatched the crown from old man paul, his HGH shots must have worn off
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1. LEGO camp counselor
2. Quantitative Trading Intern
3. Quantitative Trader
quote with five jobs you have had
1. paperboy
2. aft sting operator
3. health insurance salesman
4. tourist shuttle driver
5. factory worker
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Teamed up with claude today to optimize a SQL query it got everything wrong while I found the subquery that was making the whole thing 10x slower on my own I love the AI future
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@webdevMason
women are not biphobic because of stds its because they legitimately find it unappealing to think about
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Rich white people are doing insane innovation in the 0 calorie flavored water market. Every time I go to my grocery store I see 3 new brands. What the hell is a Japanese Strawberry Mango Ice water
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Feels bad when the interviewee is way smarter than me and also a great person. Ok bro we finished the problem like 20 minutes ahead of time and are running up against the limits of my understanding of the fucked up extensions. You're Him
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@_BRCooper
@SwannMarcus89
bro curb is improv. why do you think the line by line dialog isnt as snappy
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Uber eats ✅
Videogames ✅
Red 40 ✅
Seed oils ✅
Sports betting 🔜
Pornography 🔜
Let's go.
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i put my bed in the hallway. i used a lofeseat for a computer desk, but raised the cushion by stacking textbooks underneath it. i hung 8 feet of whiteboard material (melamine)
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@Tjdriii
[guy who is 23% bodyfat] our ancestors had such strong jawlines and chins. it is a mystery what has happened to the Modern Man
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@Tjdriii
seriously lots of things
you can talk to yourself in public or start and leave conversations abruptly or speak freely or tell lies and often get away with it
you can can break many rules or ask permission to break ones you don't like
you can do things incorrectly if you want
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@robbezdjian
@TheSpeculator0
@therobotjames
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Please keep trading options
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