Jessica Nutt
@JessicaNutt96
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Rates/Vol. RTs probably imply derision. Meme Thief/Curator. Former Interview Candidate @ Susquehanna. Languages: 🇺🇸 🇨🇳 🇳🇱 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 🇪🇸
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idk man. i still have to refer to this cheat sheet from time to time.
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I will always love twitter because it constantly reminds me wealth is 99.9% a function of luck and marginal tax rates should be much much higher
I will add $150,000 to
@joerogan
’s wager so now $250,000 can go to charity and the public can hear an open debate on an important topic.
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Ukraine/Belarus/Russia Share of Global Exports:
Potash (Fertilizer): 35%
Urea (Fertilizer): 15%
Wheat: 25%
Barley: 24%
Corn: 13%
The world is about to become very hungry.
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Xi will be livid at Putin for proving to the world that a massive and modern army is no match for a small country determined to keep it's freedom.
It's a good day to be Taiwanese.
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$1.5mm as a flex in NYC. Lol
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The only part of The Fifth Element that hasn't aged well.
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When you see this at Whole Foods, it's time to sell the whole enchilada.
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lol someone at citadel on a H1B is getting a 1.75m base
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Russia is about to find out why the US doesn't have universal healthcare.
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My favorite investor is one that is sure the Fed is manipulating stocks up and rates lower, yet can't figure out how to make money in that environment.
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Says the guy who's sold hundreds of thousands of cars that don't exist as preorders.
u can’t sell houses u don’t own
u can’t sell cars u don’t own
but
u *can* sell stock u don’t own!?
this is bs – shorting is a scam
legal only for vestigial reasons
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Say what you will about Fed policy, but this is the risk of doing not enough after a crisis
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I tested the Russian Covid-19 vaccine.
Looks good, no seconфекты effects. I feel чувствую себя очень хорошо.
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Smart Beta funds trying to pretend they aren't just long the market
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No one is talking about the one true upside to crypto:
The average attractiveness of rich people has declined massively
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Happy one year anniversary. Historians are going to struggle with this one.
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Friend at Melvin Capital says he and a few of his colleagues received this card yesterday
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when you've spent your entire life focused on the wrong thing
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A professor in one of my grad classes posed a simple experiment: everyone guess a number between 0 and 100. Whoever could guess closest to 2/3 of the mean the class guesses would win $20.
A 🧵 on the three types of traders
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Credit Suisse is about to lose all their top traders and investment bankers.
Bank of America $BAC said today it will raise its minimum wage to $25 per hour in order to bring in top talent
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Yesterday I bought a NFT rock on accident and flipped it for enough money to never work again.
In the last 24 hours I've educated myself and have come to realize the deep and important reasons why massive income inequality is right and good. A 🧵
(1/65)
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Sorry Dmitry, we meant Economic 'Special Operation'. Our sanctions engineers are currently conducting peacekeeping operations on your oligarch swiss bank accounts.
Today, some French minister has said that they declared an economic war on Russia. Watch your tongue, gentlemen! And don’t forget that in human history, economic wars quite often turned into real ones
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You know that I'm good at trading because I drink many fancy wines and eat a lot of big meat.
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COVID has been a masterclass in why I have a job in finance.
Everyone hears a 99.6% survival rate and rounds up to 100% for themselves.
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I work in Big Finance. A name you have probably heard before.
I'm going to tell you a fable where every unverifiable anecdote fits my deranged politics and you'll fully embrace it as gospel without a single critical thought ever crossing your mind.
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“Brilliant man became a billionaire because he outsmarted everyone else” is an utter moron, as usual
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twitter is awesome because where else can you find nice men who teach me things i don't understand such as how options work!
@JessicaNutt96
@TheSpeculator0
I don’t think you understand how options work.
I don’t have time to explain further but to de direct options have what’s called a time premium, this decays as you get closer to expiration.
Selling options (not buying) allows the seller to capture this premium.
Cheers…
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The future of finance is that it takes two months and $70 in transaction fees to pay for a coffee. Every once in a while a Russian steals your life savings.
Honestly, seems about right.
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This movie was so bad I stood up and left my house.
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Ukrainian charities for defense, refugees, and children. I'm matching to $50,000. DM me.
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Every time you question Ukrainian propaganda, the Ghost of Kyiv shoots down another Russian fighter.
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I can only assume when ARKK used Monte Carlo analysis, they meant that they got these prices while blacking out at the Monte Carlo baccarat tables.
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Just when America looks to be a crumbling empire, we silence the critics with this stunning combination of science and culture.
The new Crazy Calzony from
@littlecaesars
fuses together a pepperoni pizza and a calzone.
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not weird at all that their private investments are yet again flat while the public portfolio is getting destroyed
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Every tweet I've ever written is absolutely investment advice and I will see all of you in court.
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@BBCWorld
Maybe they should just wrap Catholicism up and try a new religion. This one is faulty.
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People assume it's a sick burn when they reveal that finance is a soulsucking social parasite run by narcissists.
Obviously I know, but after years in the field I just don't have any other marketable skills.
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All the 16 year olds pretending to be hedge fund managers
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I have nothing to add to the Stop Loss debate except for this classic write-up on the matter from DE Shaw
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The only story I have about David Card was the one time I bumped into him at a Trenton dive bar. He complained the beer was cheaper in Philly and I said that's because of the minimum wage hike. His eyes got huge and he left the bar in a hurry. I had to cover his tab.
Strange guy
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@briebriejoy
Or...
His policy aims are misguided
His long Senate tenure has produced zero substantive results
His cult of personality is Trumpian
His supporters are dismissive of legitimate criticism
Cool story though
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The third type realized that the class was a mixture of the previous two types - noise traders and sophisticated but rigid systematic traders - and used that instability to win by guessing a number in between the two.
Be the third type.
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I still can't believe that a cornerstone of NYC's initial COVID policy was to close all the parks and outdoor public spaces. This lasted for months after we knew it was mostly impossible to spread outdoors. No one was ever fired for the hundreds of deaths this contributed to.
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From the guy who was fined $1,800,000,000 for insider trading.
I’m not happy this morning . I’ve never seen such unprofessional behavior exhibited by a player’s agent.I guess words and promises don’t matter.
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A Russian warship told 13 Ukranian soldiers on Snake island to surrender. They responded with "Russian military ship, go fuck yourselves" and died as legends.
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Impressively big brain take on Ukraine. It's this level of analysis that makes you the third best pension fund junior analyst in all of South Carolina.
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Should we address the fact that DJ D-Sol is asking for donations on his Spotify page?
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The best thing you can do to undermine Russia economically is to bike instead of drive and eat less meat.
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Day after Christmas, hiding from the 6pm Tokyo market open.
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