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it's important to be a little delusional especially when it comes to hope for the future
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humanities scholars see a STEM topic they don't understand and think "damn, guess i don't understand that. they must be smart" while STEM people see a humanities topic they don't understand & go "they must just be making shit up"
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[tracy chapman teaching a friend to fish] you gotta cast far
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@delphicbitch
caption: chubby
picture: the most pronounced collarbones you've ever seen in a drawing
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@cavegift
these images just undid in seconds anything that was accomplished by the 45 minutes of yoga i did before opening twitter
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@james_f_thomas
bro yeah his whole house was like covered in paintings he just let his depression run free all over the walls
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guys it's always fine to make fun of STEM majors online. they can't read
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@screenfacer
totally! i just feel like the reaction to that confusion in a lot of people is different if the thesis is in a science or math or engineering field– they might be more willing to interpret their confusion as a sign that the research is just advanced beyond their understanding
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@Very__Regular
someone did a parody tiktok of the suggestion where he got in the closet and held onto the hanger bar to mimic the experience of riding the subway
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@N0tst3in
sure, it looks like this student is writing about how people described & discussed the idea of unlimited energy in Romantic literature from 1760 to 1870, and connecting those discussions to the later changes in the relationship between humans & nature.
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@boygrrI
ever since i learned that stanley's target market is mormons everything i see on the subject has made a lot more sense
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it's always the stupid tweets you make 0.05 seconds after waking up like looking at your phone with one eye that get 100 retweets. why god
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@N0tst3in
this isn't my field so i could be off, but that's also the point: we wouldn't really expect a math PhD candidate's thesis subject to be easily interpretable to the layman because it's written for other academics to read. why do we expect that of history & literature students?
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@merrittk
they LOVE being like "select all the squares with traffic lights" which takes me like 5 minutes because do they mean just the light itself or like, the pole that the light is on??? real humans don't think about this kind of thing it's a bad test!
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@bestinsio
did you ever hear that r*d sc*re episode where they said elon & grimes look like they call sex "play"
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@rajandelman
'didnt think parasite shouldve won best picture' swinging into the lead for the pettiest reason ive ever blocked someone
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@burgeroise
@NOROlTHECURSE
literally people on tumblr just talk like that it's actually kind of annoying after a while
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@_lizharvey
it's so annoying bc other people are able to actually put together cute outfits meanwhile im just literally trying to wear the least amount of clothing possible so i don't pass out
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@bluepashminas
???? "IF you need to come to retrieve ANY of your belongings from your residence hall" this is so needlessly evil
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i really think everybody should get 4 years of college that's about partying and having fun and making friends and there are no grades and then after that you can do another 2-6 years that are actually training for a career with grades. all free obvi
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@deleteevelyn
it feels like half of the world was like ok cool back to normal and the other half was like and is the normal in the room with us now
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@imbethmccoll
my theory is this works best if you've had extended insomnia and/or bad sleep hygiene bc your body starts to associate being in bed with not being asleep and you need to get into a sleep situation you have no associations with
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@christapeterso
seriously if you realize you're being filmed it's very smart to yell something that conveys to the folks at home that you're part of a class of people who are thought of as wise, peaceful, valuable members of society. she wasnt yelling for herself! she was talking to the camera
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@GraceGFreud
good art should make u feel like all ur organs are in the wrong spot literally everyone knows this
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@poisonjr
"smoke weed every day incinerate sity hall" keeps popping back into my head and making me go ballistic
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@LilySimpson1312
trans rights are when the genitals you have determine your level of access to public life, famously
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@superkeara
i probably think about the anti-nxivm lawyer in that The Vow documentary who was like 'i could never get sucked into a cult like this bc im insanely lazy and i literally dont care about self-improvement' once a day
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@SoliSolstice
these replies have me reeling bc i thought i didnt have the soap gene and cilantro just has kind of a refreshing almost minty flavor. but some people are saying they think it tastes nothing like soap. like not at all???
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you have to be a whole other level of gay and traumatized to recognize this location
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@LolOverruled
lately i've been into "search and rescue has scoured the entire area and found no crumbs within a one-mile radius of the event" and similar
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@hexprax
ive honestly never understood the idea of not wearing whatever you want to the grocery store. ive been to fred meyer before i know that the love of my life is not there
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if you think "getting metooed" is bad wait til you hear about "getting assaulted"
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@hadeejasouffle
me before film theory class: the male gaze is when girls try to be pretty for boys
mulvey: actually it's when the man acting as the protagonist acting as the camera rips the woman's image up into a bunch of little pieces. also this is because of castration anxiety
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@biuvc1
im responding to the article they're also commenting on. sorry if that wasn't clear ! Stilgoe seems like a lovely person and I have no idea who wrote the article.
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@jupitereturn
this is the one. i think it's gotta be about creating an environment where misogyny provokes this kinda vibe
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@jazzanchovy
after the revolution my job will 100% be making the playlists that go on the backs of wine bottles
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im portland sober (only alcohol, weed, molly, shrooms & acid. & cigs obvi)
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@lilgrapefruits
it was a 90-minute visual album by multiple music artists with product placement
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@servicemasc
i would love to have this on a table near my door and keep keys and change in it
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@GrahamC47
@legotrillermoth
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm did you watch the movie? zendaya and timothee had premarital sex
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@raynefq
i had a professor recommend just keeping a file of notecards with bullet points of ideas from each interesting thing you read. he keeps a tumblr for the same purpose but i can't imagine that works well
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when you know he kisses guys on molly cuz you were the guy that had got kissed on molly
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@lodgepolepines
this is the thing... a lot of places just aren't ever getting on board with new tech. in 2021 i worked as a receptionist whose main job was answering the phone, then pressing a button to direct callers to one of two departments
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idk but "does anybody have a pocketknife i can use" in a crowd of lesbians will get u this reaction for sure
opinions on the lgbt community thatll get you this reaction? dont be shy!
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@LeftAtLondon
after that one djciswoman tweet saying this is literally just a song about going to italy i couldn't unhear it
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@_wildmilk
the hidden hot dog in the shiv one bc she's pregnant like there were levels to this
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anyone: *mentions snow*
me, a minnesotan: excuse me hi it appears to be my time to shine
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me at school: let's discuss how the representation and distortion of the female body during both peace and wartime reinforces the military-heteropatriarchal complex
me at home: let's discuss how women, i know, i knowiknow but hear me out,,,,, might be,, people,
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hot tip you can deny yourself every kind of happiness forever by saying "i'll do that when i lose weight"
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@roramdin
theres like 14 "sharp turn" "20mph" signs??????? i realize i shouldnt talk shit as someone got too high to drive in seattle the one time i was there but like come on
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@clementineultra
me and someone right behind me gasped simultaneously when she appeared on screen
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the amount of people on social media who were like 'umm bernie is fine but his supporters are kinda rude ://' cool, warren's base just tried to use a slogan coined in support of rape survivors to discredit the candidate who's the strongest fighter for healthcare & contraception
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i hate to discourse post but LGBT is NOT the full acronym and it's been really upsetting so far this pride month to see you all purposefully leaving out the M for MILFs
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u kno when youve been enjoying someone's tweets a little more than usual recently but then you go to their profile & start reading them all together & it becomes clear that they're actually Losing It? just did that but with my own account
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@VeryBadLlama
i feel like i could take care of a kid OK it would just destroy my life and sanity
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never has the
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question of "what would a frog on a lily pad do" been more pertinent than now, as I try to build a costume around being frog of frog and toad fame
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that's bc very few people want to acknowledge that the only way to get rid of burnout once you have it is to quit or change your job. all the self-care advice you get is to PREVENT burnout bc once you have it you're fucked
We talk a lot about burnout on here but I have never once seen or received actual genuine advice on what to do about it.
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the PE requirement at r33d.... like... is it "life of the mind" or is it "go to two hours of juggling class every wednesday night for 7 weeks in a row or you cant graduate for some reason" .... lmk
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being a grownup is all about learning to make a new type of ETS (extremely tasty sludge) and making it over and over until you're beyond sick of it and have to learn a new ETS so the cycle can continue
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maybe the govt should just adopt the elementary school pizza party mentality like ok guys if we get cases down below 50k by december we will legalize weed at the federal level
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you dont like talking about gender? ur probably just smoking the wrong strain my dude
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hey guys please stop interacting with tweets about straight relationships. i know it seems funny but humans only do that when they're severely distressed
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and for my final trick. i will begin the last paragraph of my last paper for undergrad with "in conclusion"
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@amandayoungdyke
tribute band, the blood thing, and shiv and tom's spelunker cobversation all had me hyperventilating
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extremely funny to see 'the meaningfulness of reed grades' upheld after ordering a transcript a week ago which literally comes with a note talking about how grades dont matter at reed bc we're quirky and special
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terfs are over in 2020 "gender-critical" is over we are Sex Critical now where we recognize that the violence imposed by gender manifests in sex assignment and also we're taking a new mindful trauma-informed intersectional analytic approach to sex positivity
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oh shit my first published article guys
[
#GaylyHelpful2020
] Our second article
@mediatrikcxs
takes a look at the lesbian feminist gaze of Jennifer's Body
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