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The day my guy got a $4700 offer he resigned from 2 jobs and 1 gig. 0 notice he just dipped and they asked him to refund 30 days pay and he did.
You think say I wan run multiple jobs?😂
The average Nigerian software engineer thinks they can do the most, always trying to combine multiple jobs forming remote king when in truth he is just an artisan with a laptop behaving like Nigerian tailors.
Now before you foam in the month think well if this tweet applies to
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all these "badly behaved" "bad character" yarns too funny like say employee protection laws deh this country. Also returned a full month's pay so basically that's like working for free for 1 month.
Naij jobs that they can sack you and say go home at 11am mid work day? please.
Well, in this part of the world, we operate an “Employment at will” system, meaning an employer may terminate ur employment without any reason or any notice. I personally think what’s good for the goose is also good for the gander.
Notice is just “good practice” nothing more
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facetimed my girlfriend today to show her a soap bubble I made mid shower😭😭😭
In my defence, it was a pretty big perfect bubble.
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@volqx
@SpurNigeria
@SpurRestaurant
This guy was physically present there but he's here complaining on Twitter.
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@flrkyu
@iguanafather
@Iabruixa
@Jodude911
@likeluis
@dustyng
@EmmaWallie
@c_lapuhl
The problem in this thread is that people don't know the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius. Hilarious😂
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@SeniormanOA
Wow I didn't know that. I just assumed he needed to choose a name in 6 seconds and typed anything😂
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Saw Fosudo collabing with Mrwhosetheboss earlier. Korty deh twitter deh tweet storm.
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i've come to the conclusion a lot of these babes don't outgrow secondary school behaviour
Anyways this babe has taken it upon herself to be spokeswoman and I don’t even know her. I’m making this thread to take control of my experience. You and your friends will not continue to bully me . And yes good riddance to bad rubbish 👋🏼
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I blame the other babe too. There are certain things you clear from DAY 1. As she talk say she no wan open that room you suppose clear her immediately even if you don't need the room.
For those wondering what happened on the other side of the coin, here it is.
I'M NOT FOR OR AGAINST ANYONE.
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Because Asake is the bigger artist you guys are saying he sounds like him.
Streets been listening to Seyi long before anybody knew asake wym he's copying him???
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@Ohloowatoscene
@Deji__sama
She’s the one carrying the child. I’m sure if it was reversed the boy will have to stop education too. Everything doesn’t have to be gender wars.
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It's funny because the only person I can give all my money to never really asks
It's random people with stupid entitlement that would be mad at you because they billed you and you said no😂
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You fit wake up filled with the most motivation in the world and MTN will just decide NO, you're not doing shit today
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@DwinTheStoic
@ChuGailx
plus, humans are often excited about the prospect of new beginnings, so a new person is usually considered a bit more interesting than their current partners. (Although, most of the time, they aren't. it's just the recency bias.)
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Why this guy deh always captions his posts like say na another person do am🤔
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Who do people talk about their past relationships like nothing was ever their own fault?
When I was still dating, I had a number of exes who would come back, sometimes after months or years, talking about how wrong they now realize they were and how ready they are to make things right, if only I’d give them a second chance. I often felt flattered by it, and at a
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Sugabelly deh space deh argue with niggas with single digit IQs😭
This why I think what that man was saying about going to incel spaces to educate them is bs
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By the time she's 30, she'd come on twitter and say she was being "groomed"🤣
Something something Manipulative relationship but it won't be her fault, it will be the older person's fault by then🤣
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@cycjes
@ozzyetomi
What do you mean? Make e no be say I assume say you be foolish person.
State it clearly.
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@soibomari
@Awele96
@ozzyetomi
How you go wan 'correct' person start with "Don't be daft".
This is why all of these TL conversations are pointless and won't lead anywhere.
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@perfectskones
@Jossyhard
Is she obligated to reply every Hi she gets in her DM? If you wan give her job give her abeg and leave story.
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@icetobi
@ThaboOaBucs
@Israelncube5
@muziwakhess1
@ThembaRumbu
That's just preference. Same way some girls only date dark skinned men. You just have to love yourself enough to know you're perfect just the way you are.
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@LarryHoovest
@necato1
@Manlike_Esc0bar
@GalacticoHD
Exactly. That’s the problem with Nigerians. Everyone is so comfortable with mediocre things.
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I hate this twitter culture that prevents you from asking valid questions.
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You’re lying please. I never do opay txn weh reach 5 seconds before😂
2sec max
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@SodaEst95
@SchuckerC
@itigga
@kristenchapss
@janworkingitout
@mslolabanks
@ButterNWhiskey
@chrissyteigen
300k should buy a state in my country.
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@hotgirldeba
She's currently dating the Obafemi guy and the Ex shea talking about here is a twitter fav so people are fighting for her lol.
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I wonder what male friends of people who tweet stuff like this think
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Mind you this isn’t a conventionally attractive woman. Her beauty is very subjective and most Niggas wouldn’t look at her twice.
I gasped so many times yesterday bcos so many pictures were giving beauty and the beast. Women dey date sha.
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I turned on post notifications for
@Alex_Houseof308
cos his puns are nice and I didn’t wanna miss them but I’ve gotten like 500 tweet notifications on my phone today. I no do again. Ah
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So the people weh deh go brunch broke?😭
fleeting thought: i wonder if people read my refusal to inorganically add perceptibly monied folks to my circle since the evolution of my financial situation as a desire to be a god amongst my friends.
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It’s because you’re deluded and think you care about the child more than the biological father holding them.
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All of una no outgrow ss2 mean girl rubbish.
But I didn’t see this Tunde guy with this same vim when they dragged his babe oh
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since, they should generalise as much as they need abeg.
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@RexonaNG
@Cabana__M
@ModernMaan
You’re suggesting a variant instead of pointing him in the direction of where he’d find one. Really😏
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God even if it's 'Alaye' I see😭
Is it just me or being called babe slaps harder than being called baby?
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@tenth_top
@thesimesty
I will man. I love my grandma. Even if I’m told the surgery will keep her alive for just 6 months
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Why is everyone saying data is expensive? There are a lot of cheaper alternatives. 9mobile and Glo for instance have a 200NGN for 1.2gb data plan. NTEL isn’t that expensive too.
Just look for what works for you.
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Touring Akure at 10pm looking for fuel all because of woman. Don't even know her last name ffs
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The mad thing is I still refuse to use a screen protector or Case cos of aesthetics💀
If your Samsung screen breaks, you have 3 options
1. Buy a car
2. Buy a house
3. Add small money to the money you wanted to use for the car/house and fix your screen
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Lol if you're earning $250k, you fit tip fuel attendant 20k Naira and e go deh deliver fuel come your house 6am everyday.
You're going to be making $250K(or whatever) in Nigeria and in the middle of the night there'll be power cuts and during the day you're anxious because your security can't find fuel to buy for generator.
Quality of life.
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He’s 24, how many 24yo women fit fly him out?
Cos this talk is painful and tiring.
Na why niggas wey dey push 40 go dey drag U23 babes online. What’s the buying power of an average U23 in this economy to begin with.
You’d rather complain than date your age mates or folks within your tax bracket Dfkm.
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I can't even lie. I love soft love. The type where both partners are equally crazy about each other, constantly looking out for each other & always thinking of ways to make each other happy.
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First time i saw her videos i kept wondering why she was laughing so much but the laughter only made me laugh too, didn't make me bitter.
I mean I enjoy cooking but to be laughing like this?
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All I can say is she probably just found out theres a Lagos in Portugal and cooked up a lie.
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Info leyan fin fo.
This is the realest thing I've heard this year.
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@KhloeUmoh
Lmao she's even denying.
My brothers text me straight up as soon as they're 50kms away.
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If she can lie about the tiniest thing, she can lie about anything.
as a man who’s attracted to women, what have you realized about them or you since you started dating?
It’s a safe space, dears.
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