EzraPoundsClone
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@poopswag34 Lol, primary ingredient is a poorly absorbed form of choline, caffeine is good, next two are unknown to me, but l-theanine is another mild stimulant, and ashwaganda seems to have some aromatase inhibiting properties. So these are likely to make you focused and horny, but barely.
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@mjasinek @OrwellNGoode I mean, you really only need the one quarter to unlock the 20th cart and then push the whole lot onto your trailer.
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@felonyfuckbuddy The term drunk driving/driver is an oppressive phrase used by the police state to persecute innocent men and women. Please use the term Booze Cruising/Cruiser.
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@Cali_Samizdat @JamesNotJamie1 Long time ago I read a Reddit post about a hotel worker in Chicago having to explain to a German family that no, Hollywood, Disney World and NYC weren’t in fact day trips from Chicago.
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@lporiginalg My girlfriend Kate Hikes would also like to vote today. >Sir, that’s clearly your hand wearing a tiny wig. How dare you! She’s very sensitive about her height and hair! I want to see your manager!
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@DocStrangelove2 >Be me.>Sin all year.>Transfer sins onto body double .>Torture and kill body double .>MFW I tricked God
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@WeaponNR Some Hispanics have been in America since before Texas was an independent nation. Since before the Mexican American war.
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@hardy0_9 @ShitpostGate Woman died after climbing into the water tank and wasn’t discovered until her decomposing body turned the water black.
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@hayasaka_aryan Learning that the reason Spirit In The Sky makes fundamental theological errors about Christianity was because the author was jewish and just trying to write a commercial success certainly explained a lot of things.
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@TheFarRightSide @real_lord_miles IIRC the Taliban banned this practice. The US tolerated it while they were in charge just like they tolerated the opium trade because the people doing both were our allies. Now that the Taliban is back in control both are banned again.
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@insertinterests @DougBernauer Because the coal and oil industry paid hippies to protest the construction of any new reactors after 1976ish.
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@DFWStormChasing @FoogerW68242 Not to be “that guy” but you’re supposed to use your signal to indicate when you’re exiting the roundabout. You were not exiting the roundabout.
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@Return0fthePhig @real_lord_miles Just because he was treated well doesn’t mean he was not being punished. If what they’ve done is bad enough to warrant grounding my kids, it’s also bad enough to take away their electronics.
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@9mm_smg First contact with aliens will be a white colony ship being chased by an ADL destroyer insisting that we must accept xenomorphs into our colony, and some aliens just witness this and ask how we made it into space despite not solving the great filter of social parasites.
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@404bizarreone @PamelaA_Tweets @amil @KindaHagi You know what, still better than dog shows where participants try to breed the most hideous and inbred dog possible.
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@PepeLp72 @Oilfield_Rando And yet police will serve a no knock warrant after dark at the wrong address and kill the resident when he has a gun to deal with home intruders, all over a stolen weed eater.
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@GreenTextRepost Scales really only go as high as the worst pain the individual has ever felt. So the shock might hurt, but still doesn’t break into a one if you’ve ever experienced a man cold, or getting kicked in the balls.
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@hcetamd @greentexts_bot Industrial history is literally just a story about finding better ways to boil water.
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@YookOwns @web3_analyst @lporiginalg They don’t have any security system, so to call it a shit system is an insult to automakers that use shit systems.
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@ShitpostGate Or what happened to 131 of the hostages taken by Chechen terrorists on October 23rd 2002.
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@koreandahau5 Only problem is that future doctors, engineers, and scientists don’t hang out in the middle of nowhere, they hang out on streets like MLKJr Blvd, and Rosa Parks Ave.
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@EverythingOOC Miles: *crying*. GC: what’s wrong kid?. Miles: I just got bullied for being gay . GC: *smirks*. Well, bad news kid, it’s about to happen again!.
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@DaelzGG @JordanHallWX It’s be another thing entirely if it were golf ball sized and capable of smashing windshields, but this?.
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@CatholicXenu MRW I’m in an antisemitic propaganda competition and my opponent is literal Jewish proverbs.
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@DocStrangelove2 Bear Creek is an OEM for a ton of brands, receivers, barrels, etc. if you’re willing to buy in bulk they’ll manufacture to whatever tolerances you’re willing to pay for.
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@WhatWhatBitch Never ask a progressive about their relationship with their parents, never ask a white supremacist the race of his wife.
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@HumpyAppleby @ramzpaul Juror 4 and alternate 2 are immune to propaganda. Untouchable masters of the universe.
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@kitten_beloved He’s fighting Jake Paul, most people would probably root for Jeffery Dahmer if he were fighting.
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@vanwilliamz @ShitpostGate Aussie box Kangaroo. Florduh man wrastles gator. It do be like that.
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@sapphicsuicides Just as a heads up, Genuine Leather is really just leather fibers bound together with glue. Literally the cheapest grade of leather products you can buy.
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@Sneakiestsnakee DC and low frequency AC: give me a big enough wire for my load and that’ll be enough. HIGH FREQUENCY: I will conduct only along the skin of my conductor, give me surface area or I’ll make YOU my path of least resistance!.
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@lolitadiariess Mom bods are the top female physique. Women will cry in the comments, but balance is sexy, a little fat is very much appreciated!!!
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@Squallstrike @CrazyHubb Counterpoint: disproportionate punishment will drive children to hide their mistakes and misdeeds better. Growing up I knew kids who got beat for not taking out the trash. Most are in, or have spent time in prison.
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@Sentientpickle2 @SaltyFrenchBoi Yellow cake isn’t that bad. Its properties as a heavy metal are more dangerous than its radiation. It’s when you enrich it that it becomes a dna chupacabra.
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@Nobody_hanging @TheEbonyMaw Nearly 30 years! But don’t worry, I know how you feel, 1995 was just a few years ago!.
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@SuspectFed Surprised this list didn’t include Randy Weaver and the FBI murders at Ruby Ridge.
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@rowanfornow The funny thing is that actually Americans spend more time studying local geography than Europeans too. Everyone had to learn the 50 states, Mexico and Canada. In the UK at least there’s no similar unit where they study and test on the locations of the European nations.
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@MAC_Arms Why would Kyle be in jail if Fentanyl Floyd were alive? Floyd’s death by OD and the summer of love were the sole reasons Kyle was even in Kenosha that night instead of eating stovetop stuffing at home.
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@randomromania @wayotworld Fiat money allowed them to do the same thing without having to do any physical labor. Brilliant.
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@DAKKADAKKA1 Raimi really wrote this in 1999. You’d never get away with this even from the Racist Uncle character these days.
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@BestFightClip Errybody in here sympathizing with the rooster telling me they’ve literally never seen a rooster in their life without telling me they have never seen a rooster in their life.
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@Squirrelmob75 @Nobbie_OCs Hyperdrive tech is thousands of years old, and very reliable. To the point some random junkyard on a backwater planet had a usable drive unit collecting dust. Collect hyperdrives.Strap drives to small comets.Drop from missile barges.Launch at enemy at a significant fraction C.
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@funnygamedev Didn’t they get some autistic guy working at a convenience store to check their gun animations or something?.
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@ReviewsPossum @DystopiaPro69 >z. You have ten seconds to comply!. Done, and I modeled it accelerating until it flew apart from centripetal forces.
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@A_V_West @ShitpostGate A&W is better, but Barqs has caffeine, so both are great choices. Mug is for people who otherwise would drink their own piss.
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@FuddBusters Like buying scrubs to sneak around a hospital, buy a demoranch shirt to blend in at a Trump rally.
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@Designatedkitty At some points there needs to be a cutscene where another hero tells “Ramirez, you need to defend the Burger Town!” And soldier just ignores them.
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@G0ADM Kuwait is one of the most peaceful countries in the Middle East, has been since 1991. Kuwaiti citizens get profit sharing from all the oil money. This guy is leaving because he doesn’t qualify for UBI basically.
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@Kanerchy @THEStevenWolfe @frozenaesthetic But don’t worry, you dodged a bullet by failing her first shit test. She’d have issued progressively worse and worse shit tests.
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