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“Topanga it’s the perfect plan I trick a cereal company into paying us millions”
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Hollywood doesn’t make these guys anymore and its worse for it
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I put on a Takashi Miike film and Quentin Tarantino shows up in it as the narrator and uses maybe the worst Japanese accent ever put to screen
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Joe Pesci is supposed to be 21 years old in this scene from Goodfellas
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Apparently 20 years ago PT Anderson wrote an SNL sketch starring Ben Affleck as a suicidal Anna Nicole smith fan with an Oedipal complex and it’s as insane as it sounds
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love the comedy trope when someone is fired and they turn in their gun for a position that doesnt require one
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American Dad is a sativa while Family Guy is more of an indica
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I was watching old Disney videos and this vhs commercial for Kingdom Hearts 1 absolutely had the juice
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This was my son just hours after taking Moderna. Any questions?
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@swimm
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Yo you should join a union so you have no trouble affording them then
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@GehlkenNFL
Good to know we can scratch the cowboys off the list of playoff contenders early
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@Srirachachau
I felt awkward because I was the only one constantly laughing in the theater I guess people need snappy quips to know it’s funny
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This is so unnecessary and so funny to put in an Indiana Jones movie
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this is going to be of great help to me in my hot metal vs honey class
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Is this like how they made real Bubba Gumps after the movie?
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@commie_trucker
i was waiting for some kind of twist but its just a polite interaction between two people??
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@JohnDiLillo
yeah i just reread what he said and he definitely just thinks they shouldnt have done the movie at all
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One time I got hired at Outback Steakhouse but completely forgot about it and six months later I went to eat there and the manager was like hey uh what happened?
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Me explaining Ellen to the millions of Iraqi families who’s lives have been destroyed by George Bush: no she’s funny she dances and stuff
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When I was ten we moved into a new home and all the neighborhood children came to tell me I would never be able to replace the kid who used to live there
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jeff foxworthy voice: if you’ve starred in movies such as John Wick, The Guest, and White House Down uhhh you might be Lance Reddick
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@firstevil
imagine you did something that paid you several million dollars then imagine you could do that thing and press down on a machine that said give me money
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The best scene in Halloween Kills is when Jamie Lee Curtis squeezes a cup of activia like Popeye with spinach and hits Michael Meyers so hard he sees cartoon birds
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My face when I ask a customer if I can get them anything else and they say “how about the winning lotto numbers”
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I think about this Steven Seagal story at least twice a day
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@lukeoneil47
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Bobcat didn’t need Larry David to trick people into thinking he’s funny
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I’m rewatching the original Power Rangers movie for the first time in twenty years and this movie kinda kicks ass
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@bimboubermensch
We’ve got seatbelt laws, laws against drunk driving, many others where personal choice doesn’t matter because of the greater good
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Getting word that Kamala has already chosen her running mate
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This is just that Nathan for You gas station rebate bit
Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities.
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In ninth grade I had a huge crush on this girl so one time in P.E. I sat next to her on a bench and softly sang James Blunts Your Beautiful under my breath until she asked me to stop
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I spent ten years toiling in minimum wage jobs. Finally decided to go back to college to get out of the shitty retail/restaurant cycle and I just got the call that I’ve been offered an office job in my dream field after months of applying
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Check out my first article ever for Collider!
10 One-Season Shows That Deserve a Comeback
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A line cook in NYC walking out after a grueling 12 hr weekend shift then seling his buddy $20 of weed before getting his jaw popped by Spider-Man
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i went to Coachella dressed like this and quickly figured out i made a huge mistake
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I finally saw Avatar 2 The Way of Water and as someone who was a certifiable hater of the first film
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The absolutely funniest comedy moment to come from the height of the pandemic was Tim Robinson saying he has to break quarantine to get to the Halloween store
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@kennyroysgrammy
ive heard from people in the know that j lo is a nightmare person and that ben affleck isnt great either but moreso sad so could be a difference in personality
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A sperm bank closing down with a sign in the window that reads “no one wants to bust anymore”
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They’ve renamed Russian roulette to just roulette and all the seniors in this Casino are dropping like flies
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Just remembered being put on an improv team with a 50 year old woman who would exclusively do bits about getting kidnapped and later I found out she was the heiress to a German beer fortune
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Rewatching Terminator 2 for the first time in maybe ten years and good lord this movie whips ass. Such an insanely tight script I can’t believe this came out SEVEN years after the original. Every five minutes is another iconic scene
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