Apparently 20 years ago PT Anderson wrote an SNL sketch starring Ben Affleck as a suicidal Anna Nicole smith fan with an Oedipal complex and it’s as insane as it sounds
One time I got hired at Outback Steakhouse but completely forgot about it and six months later I went to eat there and the manager was like hey uh what happened?
When I was ten we moved into a new home and all the neighborhood children came to tell me I would never be able to replace the kid who used to live there
@firstevil
imagine you did something that paid you several million dollars then imagine you could do that thing and press down on a machine that said give me money
The best scene in Halloween Kills is when Jamie Lee Curtis squeezes a cup of activia like Popeye with spinach and hits Michael Meyers so hard he sees cartoon birds
Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities.
In ninth grade I had a huge crush on this girl so one time in P.E. I sat next to her on a bench and softly sang James Blunts Your Beautiful under my breath until she asked me to stop
I spent ten years toiling in minimum wage jobs. Finally decided to go back to college to get out of the shitty retail/restaurant cycle and I just got the call that I’ve been offered an office job in my dream field after months of applying
The absolutely funniest comedy moment to come from the height of the pandemic was Tim Robinson saying he has to break quarantine to get to the Halloween store
@kennyroysgrammy
ive heard from people in the know that j lo is a nightmare person and that ben affleck isnt great either but moreso sad so could be a difference in personality
Just remembered being put on an improv team with a 50 year old woman who would exclusively do bits about getting kidnapped and later I found out she was the heiress to a German beer fortune
Rewatching Terminator 2 for the first time in maybe ten years and good lord this movie whips ass. Such an insanely tight script I can’t believe this came out SEVEN years after the original. Every five minutes is another iconic scene