Gatorade Should Be Thicker.
@WinslowDumaine
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I do all sorts of shit. I'm making THE RESTLESS card game, I made The Tarot Restless, @mayorsilent, and co-host of @IFTIpod. Also, I am in love with you. 7'2.
Chicago, IL
Joined July 2011
Working hard assembling the cards for THE RESTLESS. 4-player co-op survival horror set during the final days of extinction. All 500 cards are drawn and painted by hand with pen and ink. Everything by me. Pre-orders are just $5. Link where links go. Q1-2 2025.
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Man don't tell me your product is bite size. All food is bite size. That's all I can do. One bite. If it's bigger than bite size then it ain't a bite!!
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BREAKING: David Hogg demands that Elon Musk be fired and replaced by Pete Buttigieg.
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David Cross when you tell him he should probably stop saying the n word in 2024
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You can tell a real doomer from a fake one because the fake ones won't shut up about it. oh everything is pointless? then why the fuck are you jawing. ain't that pointless too? very tired of these fake nihilists believing so hard that they don't believe in shit.
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@reachrachelkahn I just think it would be better if she said something clever, like a joke or something.
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Men in the comments are like I Don't Know My Child's Name But that Don't Mean It Ain't My Property
Preparing a client for a custody trial. I said, ���Tell me the name of your child’s teacher, pediatrician, dentist, their shoe size, clothing size, known allergies, favorite food, and best friend’s name.” Client, “Why is ANY of that relevant?” Folks, this is why we trial prep.
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@IwriteOK Robert are you at all interested in helping out with a goat related issue for my black metal band
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