Brat summer is all fun and games until you die from doing fent laced coke in bushwick and your parents have to come identify your body and you were wearing a miniskirt with no panties
My new startup uses drones to deliver cigarettes through your car’s sunroof in traffic. Looking to raise like $1k or however much a drone and a carton of cigs cost
@coldhealing
It says more about you that you think this is boring. Your dopamine receptors are fried, you fail to see the beauty and wonder in the little things
@joha_1306
I mean i definitely do have a fucked up mind and i feel a little bad that it produces stuff like this in joke format but yea you’re absolutely right lol
Um im watching the olympics closing ceremony and they just cut out the still beating heart of a little french girl and fed it to an animatronic statue of moloch?? What did they mean by that?
Everyone rushing to make generalizations about the people in miami who chimped out at the soccer game i just have one thing to say to you—oh yea omg theyre terrible all the time lol imagine driving on the same roads as them, my insurance is fucking crazy
We have to kill moo deng, this is like a classic ritualistic buildup, soon she must be sacrificed. I will eat her still-beating heart atop a giant altar etc
The parents of Aiden Clark say they wish he had been killed by an older white man, instead of a Haitian, because they say his death has been used to spread hate towards migrants. Aiden’s father asks for Republicans to stop using his death for political reasons.
I have never seen someone having a good vacation in miami. There’s an indian guy in floral print boardshorts and flipflops w a bluetooth earpiece calling me the n word and threatening to kill me rn while im reading a book. He clearly does not know about gun ownership in florida
Not only are they manipulating the hurricanes to hit republican states, but California hasn’t had a major earthquake since it flipped democrat (idk if that’s true) wake up sheeple
It is such a tremendous relief to be back in miami where theres guns and drugs and plastic surgery and sports cars and yachts and tipping at restaurants and bars open until 5 am and NO EUROPEAN BULLSHIT
@JamesNotJamie1
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If i was a cop i would do a pit maneuver every single time i pulled someone over even if they were obviously already slowing down to pull over. Then of course i would shoot them
Ok i know im beating a dead horse here but america needs to colonize europe and forcefully install air conditioners in every building it’s like 72 degrees in here rn im gonna stroke out