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prompt: "dog realizes that true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions"
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@coldhealing yeah, there even is a special country made for Italian boys that are very good with this "lost necklace" pick up strategy. google "Romania" if you want to know more.
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people that missed their chance to get senior position easily in 2021-2022 time window:
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>Musk lays off employees at Twitter.>Twitter is still working.>Other big corps realize this might be not that bad idea.>stuff from Google, Meta, Microsoft and products from other companies are unusable now lol.
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this is how I feel everytime I reply "real" to every Balkan/Eastern European guy I meet on this app
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you have to do everything. frontend, backend, infra. css, db optimization, devops. software, design, product, sales. everything.
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@wordgrammer People that study math wish they knew more what the author was trying to explain.
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@lcamtuf I hate Siemens so much for that, Ubisoft isn't as bad with DLCs and microtransactions as Siemens with their overpriced German Quality (Made In China) gadgets you need to buy and buy to get stuff done and TIA software that requires high-spec computer to run Ladder smoothly 🤦.
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guess I need to recalibrate my language everytime I come back from the Polish internet
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white men with college degrees in 2024:
White men without college degrees are going to ruin this country.
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@BrretHatinson it's a matter of priorities. If short-term money is priority, then you should learn <insert-js-framework-here> and get your bag. However if the priority is timeless glory (and eventually long-term big money) then you should just commit to the bit and don't care about it.
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Slavs will see this and feel jolly Christmas spirit entering their hearts
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@netcapgirl he lost big in The South Sea Company stocks because he had no girl to grind for, it's not about how smart you are, but who are you doing this for.
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@luxun_deikun wow this is epic. Me and my classmates did something similar, but it was general RTS economy game not StarCraft and we did math by hand to calculate updated resources each day and we had notebooks dedicated to draw the state of our buildings and count resources lol.
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I don't even see the slop any more. All I see is 4chan, tumblr egirls.
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This is what airport security found in a cabin luggage of some 20s guy returning from Japan. What's wrong with this generation?
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"Last week it was Redis as primary database, now it's learning Go for concurrent networking stuff. What will be your next step, using Neo4j for graph leetcode problems???"
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@marian_baczal "Co lubisz w życiu robić?".okazało się, że "jarać blanty" na stanowisko inżyniera oprogramowania nie było dobrą odpowiedzią.
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@bayesianbox Our AI lecturer used to show us scans of articles from 50s-90s about the stuff we use today that back then was mostly theoretical because computers were too slow to run them. We had the idea, but we didn't have chips to run them or they were too slow to make it usable.
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Using 100% of my Masters in CS to find my beautiful girlfriend the best laptop possible.
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@DonMiami3 @RealDinoCapital @MacroEdgeRes @MacroEdgeVision maybe because gen z can't pay rent anymore with a single 9-5 job? You'd rather be a "loser" living with parents in your 20s than homeless.
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@cyberillusion you can just invest a huge chunk of your time to some skill and even if you aren't the smartest person you are still way more experienced than most of the people that haven't done that because they are "busy" with their everyday life activities (like scrolling fyp).
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I showed this to our senior BI and she told me to delete this before management replaces their team with cute dogs + copilot AI.
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@Frank_McG Probably some matcha or other powder made of leaves, but the way he tried to smuggle it is hilarious imo.
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@ProfesorPingwin W warszawskich autobusach jest cicha wojna psiarzy, rowerzystów i osób na wózkach inwalidzkich. Jak któraś z tych grup wchodzi do autobusu to pora załatwić popcorn, bo będzie ciekawie.
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men used to go to the war, but I don't think they would mentally survive the enterprise software development mines young sensitive men have to deal with today.
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he's just like me
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Junior is when you pretend you can use every technology.Senior is when your only tech stack is vim and slack.
>pretending idk what spring boot is so i don't have to code in java.>manager reminds me i have a masters in java cloud app development
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be polite .be professional .but have a plan to build everything you need.
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@VicePointGTAX @anpaure true, there are many laws that forbid massive layoffs so you don't have 500 employees layoff, you have to fire them bit by bit or do some "creative accounting".
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