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“Those who seek for truth behind the phenomena are condemned to an expedition in search of nothingness—the phenomena themselves are the living!”

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i’m not a defence contractor
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CS grad 2014 CS grad 2024
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he was so real for this
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>it’s 2027 >gf acquired >game_is_easy.jpg >open localhost:8888 to check how she is >error: port already in use
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im starting a 5ft7 founder fund
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only global variables kings
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get ready for the sharpest bull run of a hardware company you’ve ever seen
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I’ll just write it myself how hard can it be
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VCs when they see someone doing their life's work
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watching 3blue1brown “pause and ponder”
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@JsonBasedman @DudespostingWs bro restarted campaign after doing all the side quests maxxing our rizz stats
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@liamzebedee lmfao (3M TC)
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pov your finance bro friend just printed hello world on a jupyter notebook
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@dotnetschizo most porn brained take on fashion in history fr
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takes me all this to write one unit test
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you pull up to the C suite meeting and your founder CEO says this wat u do
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me while composing one unit test
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unemployed middle aged person: “damn it’s rough out there” 20-something script kiddie who doesn’t know what a pointer is:
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*wears suit in the jungle* always keep doing the bit, never stop doing the bit
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“thx for that I’ll try catch it in the next commit”
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mfw peter thiel is being contrarian but this time it actually affects u
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“what is based that most people find cringe?”
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@DudespostingWs Oh was I standing on a stool this entire time? My bad
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tech recruiter reading CV in 2024
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@equacc sorry quack (7M TC)
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linkedin is that way don’t post like that on here
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quant giving a talk at their high school
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POV ur finance bro friend executed git commit -m “initial commit”
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“Marc I need 2M for domain” Marc: “yes”
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@gbrl_dick his material legacy is his comedians in cars getting coffee episode
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oh you’re thinking about the Roman Empire? Name 10 Romans
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>has blocked entirety of tpot curious
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VC when you mention that prod has AI
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I saw Bojan Tunguz at a ramen shop in San Francisco a month ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was
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the global mind cannot comprehend this
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this mf is so dialled in
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“Returning to OpenAI & getting back to coding tonight.”
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Skills: - Python - jupyter notebooks
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men will literally do this calculation instead of talking to women
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we are pausing new ChatGPT Plus sign-ups for a bit :( the surge in usage post devday has exceeded our capacity and we want to make sure everyone has a great experience. you can still sign-up to be notified within the app when subs reopen.
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your arguments should be so clear that your opponent resorts nooancing
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the legend of yacine the 10000xer grows each day
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OK NEW PLAN
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VCs when they hear the prod uses redis db
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this is what appears on your screen at anthropic if you have too many params in your model
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“I’ll take twelve H100s for 48hrs this weekend.” >We’re totally booked for the next 6months. “Oh really? That’s great” >I said we’re totally booked… “Session starts at 7am PT? Perfect.” >Anon, there are no GPUs available this weekend. “SSH you then.”
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@dumbbitchcap @ericriveracooks based and sushi sheila pilled
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admit it anon
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you can see that dawg in him
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@doxometrist if you haven’t sunk an entire “goonsack”alone by age 15 you are ineligible for pensions
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running i=0 while True: print(i) i+=1 just to feel something
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it’s over forbes has doxxed me
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getting added to a new gc
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3blue1brown is goated, but watching mfs just actually talk through the problem and work it out using pencil and paper (or text editor) is even better like geohotz streams, but if he was even better at talking through his thought processes
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this is my CTO
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e/acc accounts after the business insider piece
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db.txt? yea that text file is my database i need that
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mathbros will see this and think “hell yeah”
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investment banking expectation reality
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there is only 1 correct answer
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there’s no escape
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omg haha are we live? Haha I didn’t even know omg haha
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"This is e/acc" "No it isn't have you read Nick Land?" "No have you?" "No."
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how I imagine her when I pull up on a lime scooter and start explaining my b2b SaaS co’s sales pipeline (we have 0 users)
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how it feels to quit 900k TC 30hr work week to build a new note taking app
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@Hellachans men will open their calendar and think “hell yea”
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senior dev entering new company’s codebase
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pov me n the homies doing some test driven development
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Look at him, that's my cogsec. My cognitive security. My VP of Witchcraft & Propaganda. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face, I'll give you a hint, it’s an anime pfp. I’m his boss! I don’t even know whether he’s real! Yeah I'm sure of the cogsec.
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*directly* to prod
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“i rewrote the entire stack using redis”
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doing some research
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*huberman takes portable kettle out of his pocket* chamomile anyone? I need to REM in 4h36m
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My friend is an elementary school teacher in the Bay Area sent me this picture - what they confiscated this month
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Zucc uses 😂 Elon uses 🤣 😂 is constrained, forced laughter, the way you would laugh at your new gf’s father’s jokes 🤣 demonstrates an exuberance and vital energy, a passion for Living Personally I cannot trust a ceo with limited, corporatised joi de vivre
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100k+ accounts after posting slop for years
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“Sir, the orb is demanding another raise ‘orb else’, it said”
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me attending the quarterly update call with investors (we have 0 revenue)
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mfw they ask you to write a “unit test” during the coding interview
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@gbrl_dick if you look closely you can see “sponsored by Jane street”
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pov your finance bro friend just added “data science” to their resume (they imported pandas)
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“Your honor, in my client’s defence, he was in a conda environment.”
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Berkeley freshman watching the recorded intro to CS lecture
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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turning 21 turning 22
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when they begin by discussing company culture instead of TC
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>great date, you head back to hers >lights off, you both undress >whip out a condom >starts thunderstorming outside >lights turn on magically >you turn around suddenly as a third person clears their throat “Is that plastic?”
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What framework do I use? Brother machine code doesn’t have frameworks lmao when I read from disk, I’m literally looking at it bro
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@GarrettPetersen genes are screaming, crying and throwing up reading this
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sorry I can’t make standup today I have to cold plunge 16 times after sipping yerba mate while split squatting 90 minutes after I meditate (I will be in at 3pm)
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mfs logging onto Bloomberg terminal
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why are so many anti-fun this article is the embodiment of “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask [for consent]?”
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Huberman: - phd - tenured professor - #1 podcast - yerbe mate company - dates five women at the same time - peak physical condition You: - needs 300mg caffeine and prescription adderall to write scripts in Python
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