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Just had an applicant who, when given a leetcode problem, genuinely and wholeheartedly went “yeah so this is the prompt I’d give ChatGPT”
when asked how he’d verify gpt’s solution he further went “yeah I mean it can write tests too?”
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>super cool paper
>neuro-inspired AI, RL to more accurately represent dopaminergic cells
>code available
>it’s in matlab
???????
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Do not underestimate the power of just showing up: every good thing in my career has happened because I just reached out/expressed interest. W day
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one of the best parts about having a boss who’s completed their AI PhD 20+ years ago is that almost every conversation abt current ML trends goes
>“hey have you heard of xyz”
>“yeah you mean that thing from the 90s? Surprised it’s coming back”
>“what the fuck”
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@gizmobly
Getting used to someone doing even a bit of the work for you is terrible, guilty of it sometimes too
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coffee n late night coding maybe I don’t need to kill my coworkers anymore
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A lot of people romanticize hustling/grinding and don’t realize that a non-negligible portion of it is disciplining yourself to be okay with being boring and lonely sometimes (oftentimes)
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>interviewing a new guy
>physics major really into AI, cool
>”so what did you do before”
>”yeah so I worked on an AI wearable but gave that up because it wasn’t working”
>stare at each other
>stare at each other
>stare at each other
>”not humane I promise”
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treating irl tasks like video game quests has genuinely 10000x’d my work efficiency 10/10 can confirm pretending to be MC skyrockets productivity
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Told a random girl I was in AI and she immediately gave me the most disgusted look and eyed me up and down before leaving who knew being in AI was so much like being a minority
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Asked a lab what their protocol is for compute and all their students went “you mean computer? Like a Mac? That depends on your funding!” yea I don’t think this is for me lads
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Apparently I won a distinguished award for my msc thesis but found out by sheer coincidence? Do I have a delayed celebration or
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Speaking to someone just as passionate abt research as me and I feel like a fire was just lit under my ass I NEED a PhD I NEED to grind I WILL make a difference
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Had a conversation w the new intern where they asked if I’d recommend learning how computers/terminals work before focusing on python/ML and I said yes. Then they asked what the point of that was if they just want to be an MLEng/SWE and my heart ached a little
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Got a little heap of papers to get through before tomorrow, starting strong
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I understand the grind and I understand some actions are more logical than others but what if I just blew up my life and moved to the US to do research aha
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Locking bc you’re all annoying… 4 tweet threads about how I’m gonna be replaced have you considered getting a hobby and or job
Just had an applicant who, when given a leetcode problem, genuinely and wholeheartedly went “yeah so this is the prompt I’d give ChatGPT”
when asked how he’d verify gpt’s solution he further went “yeah I mean it can write tests too?”
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Had a conversation with my designated PhD council (friends in research) and decided I’m applying this round rather than next if I don’t get accepted to a US uni I’ll self delete
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Anyone got a strategy for reading 73 papers before 9AM next day that isn’t just cocaine and prayer
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need a rent-a-boyfriend service where I can just rent a man for 20 mins while I walk home so I stop getting stared at. either that or jail pardons for women
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I’ve taken a year’s worth of Ls in the past month alone I don’t know if I’ve got another it is what it is in me dawg
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opened twitter to show a potential supervisor a really cool tweet from a lab I like and got bombarded with a face full of anime tits thanks to whoever retweeted that
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therapy: £50/hr
going on a bookstore run with your friends n picking up brunch after: £10/store
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Demo work I’ve been grinding for ~2 months now being pushed as our first official product + hit new gym benchmark, huge W today
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women want one thing and it’s to burn a trail as bright as Cleo’s
my big goal in life is just to be some big cracked anon. i'll be chilling just helping do crazy solo math stuff online. actually the dream is a cracked discord. what if that's what cicada 3301
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Took up managing for ~a month and I now believe every manager position should come with company-financed therapy sessions. Every shift brings me closer to Alcoholics Anonymous and I need a minimum 200k wired to my account to stop myself from blowing my brains out
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@anpaure
Nah she was a teacher and thought I was a direct participant in the “end of the world”
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@equacc
reading 90s and early 2000s papers to remake them with more compute is lowkey a very smart move tbh
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watched a man fumble a bad bitch in real time. we locked eyes and I could do nothing but give her a heavy-hearted smile.
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so what’s a more efficient way of working than wake up -> hyperfocus for 6 hours -> migraine -> hyperfocus for 4 hours -> migraine -> hyperfocus for 1 hour -> migr
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need to make a blog desperately I have to resist the urge to rt every paper I want to read
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thought I was an idiot until I sat in a room with over 60 people applauding a speech about how storytelling is our only savior against AGI-caused human extinction. OK 👍🏼
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I cant believe I spent an hour talking about robbers in London only to immediately get mugged after I was given Apollo's gift of prophecy and I didn't appreciate it
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Big day tomorrow I either come out a Genius or I kill myself this is a completely binary problem
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Just had the new hire ask me if I’m “sure I’m using the correct packages” after he broke my env. What hate crimes are allowed in London
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I think when I move back to academia I will 100% have to switch back to an irl pfp bc every time I go to a conference I have at minimum 3 people ask me what cartoon my pfp’s from
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all of the new people that followed me for paper recs because of ludwig I apologise in advance (/j)
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@nachoyawn
You’d think an RA would have to know how to differentiate between a joking and real kms…?
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what do you mean where did our savings go baby I told you I bought a new book
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@abyssalblue_
That’s the fun part - your brain is literally just a system! A highly stochastic, dynamic and nonlinear system, but a system nonetheless!! And the fun is just about figuring which current tools work to explain our observations!
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Like I never thought I’d hear the words “but how will the program understand/compile the code without the comments” I’m actually resigning guys
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trynna read my book and this guy won’t stop staring. no manners at all
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You ever have an incident that makes you remember the level of incompetence people can get away with in tech
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I just told my local barista I already used up all the beans I bought two weeks ago and she went “wow I can see you’re ready to meet your God” chat is this an ESL moment
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Maybe I was never made for industry because the mere Idea of working in a lab again to understand intelligence/learning dynamically and apply it to AI is enough to make me want to jump out of bed and work every morning
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I literally JUST landed two days ago can you at least give me ONE WEEK before you go into a state of war
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Question for a survey (targeted to Americans but non-Americans welcome): do you feel any prestige difference between Oxbridge and MIT/Stanford? As in, if you get two identical CVs except for the uni name, would it make any difference in how you perceive the candidate’s skill?
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Noticed I’ve been enjoying coding a lot more recently and realized it’s because I had my copilot off. ggwp
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had a guy call me a nepo baby for knowing professors at Oxford, like I’d inherited anything other than migraines and irritability
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There was this really weird result I found in my MSc which I couldn’t for the life of me explain and I Never got an answer for why it made sense. Today I spoke to this big shot neuroscientist and he just very casually reaffirmed it and I’m just mind blown
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Speaking to a friend abt the neuro research in a lab I wanna join and she goes “damn and like.. people actually pay you money to study that?” cooked me actually I’ll be drafting my 13 reasons pronto
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@_R4V3N5_
congrats on uniting people from all walks of tech against one common enemy (this post apparently)
in all seriousness vscode terminal is ugly and therefore effectively broken and unusable
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This might come out as a bit of a rant but never in my life would I have thought that I’d experience as much racism and discrimination as I have in the UK it’s absolutely mind-blowing
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God I love neuroscience. I love AI. I love reasoning and decision-making and I can’t find a more captivating endeavor than trying to understand how the brain does what it does every second
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No you’re not depressed you just need to be invited to a founding engs party and talk about how stupid you think AI is for 5 hours (this is the most sane I’ve felt since I started managing)
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Spent three days trynna get this one stupid rotation working in threejs and it finally worked even if it needs so much tuning dobby is FREE
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ml in the sciences is a god forsaken wasteland where the most yandere-dev'd code is alive dawg why do I have an average of 25 arguments per function and better yet why did they let me graduate with this
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@Hankhill1645
this tweet was specifically abt MoE given its current rise in popularity (was around from the 90s, wasn’t aware) but same can be said for any other trends
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It is with utmost pleasure that I formally announce that I do not, in fact, need to kill myself
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Talking to my designer friend abt her blog and things she wants to do but can’t bc she’s restricted to no-code services and it hit me how lucky we are to live in a time when someone with 0 experience in webdev can just… prompt their way into their exact dream website
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I’ve not spoken to a single PI that hasn’t said they’ve gotten an influx of proposals/emails that have ChatGPT written all over them… what a cultural shift
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Fucking incredible that I moved to the UK right when the local population decided to go batshit. Hate tweeting politics on a tech acc but it’s truly astonishing that in 2024 you still have to explain that attacking an entire group for the actions of a few is, in fact, racist
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I’m a very well adjusted person that does not get over bad interviews with a pack of ciga and hard vodka, in case anyone’s curious
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if you constantly talk about how smart you are and how good your company is vs others there’s a 99% chance your work is not nearly as impactful as you think pivot from being an insufferable asshole
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pro tip: instead of spending two days trying to figure out why the data makes no physical sense, consider that it may have just gotten corrupted in processing!
- someone who’s wasted 2 days trying to figure out why the number of nodes in a graph dont match
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What do I do to get more energy in my day when I wake up at 7 and feel brain dead at 8pm
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just had a guy ask me if I were American and when I said no he turned around and left like it was a bad NPC interaction. New insecurity unlocked /j
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Crazy how much you progress without noticing I looked at my code from 2 years ago and wow was I in absolute shambles
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just had to explain “skill issue” and “copium” to my colleagues while they stood around me in a circle entertained I feel like a circus animal
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Having to continuously push someone to accelerate work is so aggravating and suffocating how am I meant to teach you to have drive
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I shit on the UK a lot but damn is it nice to live in a country w proper pride 🫶🏼💕
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Not sure who’s been liking incredibly racist and anti-immigration posts but my tl has been horrid recently
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sitting at home, randomly lonely > overbooks friends for the next week > exhausted and burnt out, cancels midweek > sitting at home, randomly lonely > overbooks friends for the next week > exhaus
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