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quote unquote engineer ⁠• digital object ⁠• cyberspace veteran

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I wish I was allowed to write software at my software engineering job
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you should only become a software engineer if you fucking hate computers
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bro this paper lowkey boring af
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the people who use the terminal built into vscode are a different breed man...
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locked in? cooking? my brother in Christ we are concatenating strings
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4 months
what I've learned from this post is zoomers don't know tmux. all they know is vscode, chatgpt, eat hot chip, and watch anime
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the people who use the terminal built into vscode are a different breed man...
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I read online this is the optimal way to learn rust. can someone confirm?
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how are you a neet with no projects? literally get out of bed and work on something wtf lmao
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working on my own cute little vm now (in zig). stack based, 16 bit words, 64k mem, 16k roms. planning to use memory mapped IO. next to write a simple assembler so I can stop editing hex directly
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ok zigmas is there a better way to do this? I feel like fucking yanderedev
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5 months
damn so it turns out the secret to being cracked is just giving a shit?
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4 months
girls will literally transition but think setting up a new venv is too much commitment
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6 months
you're telling me I wasted my prime neuroplasticity years writing unit tests?
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anyone have something cool I can pivot my entire life to?
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bro this shit fucked up wtf
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I'm finally reading berserk
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@nyanotech oh this is next level
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updating personal site, oomfies lmk if you wanna be in my webring <3
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how do you tell someone that you believe them to be a fundamentally bad person
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you're nearly 30. take some fucking responsibility for yourself
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fellas this was not a commentary on your skills as a programmer if you do this, I was just saying it's alien to me. use the tools that work for you. ily
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warm and fulfilling lifelong relationships
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What are you building this weekend chat 🧐
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yeah bro that's super cool. btw have you ever considered becoming a better person?
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@spicyboi888 yes it gives me a brief moment of Zen and or panic
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my new startup is the friend ai pendent but the friend is a traumaqueer who only texts you "hiiiiii :3" and "r you mad at me?"
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@kennethnym those guys still get to code 😭
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we're not saying cracked anymore cracked is over.
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I cannot relate to people who don't consider music to be a major pillar of their life
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@seltzergenius idk vscode terminal just feels aesthetically impure and also im old
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invest in a whiteboard for your room or office. seriously
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@yacineMTB this but I'm L6 wasting my life away updating Jira and attending syncs instead of writing code
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@nearcyan turns people into girls
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I don't understand people who aren't curious about others. some literally only ever talk about themselves and never ask anyone else a single question about their lives
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I've written shit in lua you wouldn't believe
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my next side project will be to get hot
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you know you can just have hobbies right? not everything needs to be a product
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bitched to my boss about a coworker and he said he's firing him next week 💀
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I was reading up on "permacomputing", a software movement focused on resilience, simplicity, flexibility, support for old hardware etc (they liken it to permaculture) and came across this adorable virtual machine, Uxn. it has 64kb of memory, two 256 byte stacks, and 16 "devices"
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@parsley72 it wasn't a complaint and also you had the free time to tweet this my g
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I like computer
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ok I'll do a hardware startup. I bet it's really easy
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12 step plan to getting hot: 1. work out every day until I achieve BOTW link physique 2. bleach my hair 3. industrial piercing and or angel bites 4. start wearing fishnets under my ripped jeans 5. learn what a monad is 6.
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24 days
very cool online persona of high intelligence you have cultivated. now let's see what you've actually shipped
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so you're telling me the best engagement bait is posting bad code snippets?
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why are you using react for a static text blog
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I don't have time for therapy I must code
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we should make a tech company but good
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@arthexis nothing I just live in fear of yall
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no, *my* AI companion will be different. because it will be a gay homosexual
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that's really cool. btw have you shipped yet?
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you can literally just do things. like be gay
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it sucks so bad that God gave me the kind of autism that makes me sexy and smart and charismatic
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girlthing? girltwink? how about you get a girljob and become girlemployed
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bro.. tell me why my 65 year old father is fine tuning LLMs
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I've decided to become the first gay billionaire
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@hopes_revenge more like hers and his
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I literally do not understand people who care about being right more than they care about outcomes
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manic? no, the kids call it "locking in" these days
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damn is it finally time to build a basement inference rig?
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the problem with these waifu anime chatbots is no one is giving them bpd
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how do you tell a coworker "you're right pretty often but can you please be less of an asshole about it to everyone"
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@yacineMTB I run postmortem reviews for an org of ~350 eng and have some interesting stories as a result. the other day we got one where a service was calling a money moving dependency and made a false assumption of idempotency. they made a change to call some money API in serial
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why do we need new AI companions when we've already peaked
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if you say "data" instead of "data" you're a fucking narc
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everytime I think stuff couldn't possibly get worse and more stupid at work, I'm proven wrong. I have thought this 8 times this week so far.
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btw if you don't have an anime pfp i likely wont respond to you or even like your tweet anymore it's like being in habbo hotel without a habbo club membership.. couldn't be me
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btw if you don't have a blue check i likely wont respond to you or even like your tweet anymore it's like being in habbo hotel without a habbo club membership.. couldn't be me
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@immanencer I know it's you siddhartha gautama
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why are you wasting energy pretending to like things you dont like
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damn it turns out all of my moots are ripped chads irl
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try this amazing technique to avoid XSS: don't do frontend
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that's my emotional support discord friend who I haven't messaged in 18 months
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bringing this back
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cafe only had oat or almond milk. im homophobic now
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whitepill: nearly everyone is capable of and frequently performs metacognition blackpill: you've based your entire personality on being "different" from everyone due to your ability to do this, but in reality it's not a differentiator and you're up your own ass for no reason
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so if anime pfps as a signal are dead is it finally time to break out the therian vibes instead?
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yap yap yap. yap yap yap yap
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why are you spending so much time thinking. just decide
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not my boss asking me to be on the company's critical incident response rotation after everything 💀
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asking HR to change my job title to staff catgirl
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you people don't seem to know what a twink actually is
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good morning to all of the anime girls and federal agents
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this was a bad idea...
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for the record, I am not autistic
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what if they invented software that was good
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hate to say it but tbh there's cool cringe and then there's cringe cringe
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is there a name for the software movement of throwing away superfluous and expensive abstractions, supporting "old" hardware, reducing power consumption, respecting users in both attention and usability, building things local-first, and side-stepping centralize infra?
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some of y'all getting dangerously close to linkedin posting
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you sure tweet "you can just do things" a lot for someone who never does things
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computer science is not the same as software engineering. stop equating them. they are both bad and evil
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I will not be listening to any more yapping from Senior Software Engineers. please either get promoted or demoted to be reconsidered
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starting to think some of you might be homosexuals
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anyone else be having thoughts and or feelings?
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damn some of you were not joking about that autism
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@RGBCubed I was looking for a comptime approach so that I do not need to keep this table or an equivalent
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so is langchain just superfluous? it feels superfluous
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twitter likes change is because the likes microservice has been unstable for large accounts since the layoff and they can't figure out how to fix it
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programmer confession: I actually almost never use stackoverflow
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as soon as work stops kicking my ass imma make a roguelike in zig
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@based_good Ive got some with paws on them
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I'm sorry but if you're on the Internet you are literally a girl. "posting" is a female trait
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