emily is in sf
@emilyinvc
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investor, techno alchemist, natural blonde
San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2023
when i was a young woman, i thought men engaged in affairs because they were horny and enjoyed the sex. really it’s because their lives are crushingly boring and it’s an intellectual exercise. that really changed my opinion on bill clinton.
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i was called racist in business school for stating that this study was clearly propaganda.
A 2015 McKinsey study was used by investors, lobbyists and regulators to push for more diversity on boards, and to justify investing in companies that appointed them. There are obvious benefits to diverse leadership, but the McKinsey study was fundamentally flawed- a number of
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calling it now: . harvey (the legal AI co) will end up being roadkill on the side of the highway. complete smoke and mirrors company.
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my biggest icks:. - having a snapchat account.- lactose in tolerance.- suggesting that inheritance should be taxed rather than wanting to leave so much money to your family that your great grandchildren can study art history.
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how do men in san francisco cope with the fact that if they stay in sf, they will by definition be settling for their wife, relative to what they could have had in new york?.
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anyone who wants to come to america should have the option to take the SAT, and if they score >1500/1600, their application should be prioritized.
We want all the world's smartest people. We want them all to become Americans.
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in the DMs from a biglaw partner that "uses" harvey
calling it now: . harvey (the legal AI co) will end up being roadkill on the side of the highway. complete smoke and mirrors company.
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how are women supposed to compete with Sora + Vision Pro + porn?. birth rates going to zero.
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wow, JD might be first politician in a decade with a three-digit IQ.
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when i was 22, every woman in my class was hot and doing hot shit, like traveling to italy on some simp’s dime. now we’re 25, and every woman in my class is starting to look dated and people are getting into weird sexuality things like posting rope pics on instagram.
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note: this does not apply if you’ve raised a series b. then you can date white women who don’t take SSRIs.
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99% of sequoia capital: transactional finance assholes with great marketing, who are largely despised by the founders they back . 1% of sequoia capital: did you know george floyd died of fentanyl?.
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We need to make space for exited founders to call out the VCs who wronged them. There are so many repeat offenders that new founders don't know about. But once founders get liquid they act like it's water under the bridge, and the cycle continues.
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oh husbant, you only invest in gpt wrappers coming out of yc, now we are homeless
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If you’re a real founder you should be embarrassed to be seen at a Tech Week.
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just be a hot billionaire and you’ll get a good woman in sf.
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i'll never be her (the greatest venture capitalist of all time)
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wow @nikitabier has just become the michael kors of vc thoughtbois. devalued his brand to zero by joining . get this . LIGHTSPEED! 🤣🤣🤣.
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I AM A SINGLE ISSUE VOTER. And that issue is carpet-bombing Gaza until every remaining hostage is freed. There are 100+ hostages remaining in Gaza, including Americans. We should have one CLEAR position: if you touch an American, the US military will find you and kill you.
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update on harvey: . they just announced $100m in new funding from insiders (including all the best firms in the valley). that’s a much more powerful signal than anything i/the harvey competitors who have run with my prior tweet have to say.
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and jerseys are cuck-coded. imagine being a man and consensually wearing the name of another greater man in front of your wife and kids.
sports are lowkey poor-coded.
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likes aren’t public, but y’all would be FLOORED by the people who are liking this tweet… some of the top founders and investors in the valley.
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most of my repos are private because i write code that actually makes money.
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we should only give green cards to people with good vibes. like cool you can code and that’s great, but do the balboa cafe girls want you to hit on them?.
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tis the szn. if i don’t conquer a small island nation by 30 it’s a wrap for em
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reid’s been taking so many Ls lately, he should rename his firm greyloss.
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Right wing dog whistles in san francisco:. - having a rich bf or hot gf .- being a little too into “american dynamism”.- having even a single child.
Paying at walgreens in SF is considered a right wing dog whistle.
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overheard in sf: “a16z has become synonymous with ‘dumb money’”.
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i am sad to announce that someone out there now knows my true identity, so i no longer need to post my hottest takes here. will be moving my best content over to my main account @loganbartlett.
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the biggest problem with the internet is that poor people have access to it. the elite used to never have to think about the poor, but now they’re in the comments.
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i am running for mayor of san francisco. my platform is to 1) ban all parking tickets and tow trucks and 2) replace every homeless person with a 22 year old blondie straight out of undergrad.
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to be clear: this is a pro-Shaun Maguire tweet . he’s the best among us.
99% of sequoia capital: transactional finance assholes with great marketing, who are largely despised by the founders they back . 1% of sequoia capital: did you know george floyd died of fentanyl?.
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samo is an american royal.
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VCs trying to name a single good company in Miami
@emilyinvc Yes, I have several that I am thrilled with.
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all good things correlate . parents who leave their children immense and unrestricted wealth also tend to leave them strong familial culture, high social status, and high IQ.
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is it really worth $100B+ if you can switch it this easily?.
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i’m going to start a venture debt fund called “rent the runway”.
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(likes are private now, the sf mafia won’t come get you).
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@PhilSalesses i can get a rich and intelligent man to settle for me here. too many baddies in soho.
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i find it hard to take any professionally successful straight man seriously. that hasn’t computed a stochastic path integral over foom states in a quantum mechanical hidden markov model. reveals a complete lack of judgement and understanding of the purpose of life itself.
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many of you have asked what i plan to do with my simp army. step one: capture the taiwan semiconductor manufacturing corporation.
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@alfondotnet you are either a very lucky man (congrats!) or are in self-denial. i hope it’s the former!.
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the original trophy wife was a model/actress/hot blonde. the modern trophy wife is the most successful, high-powered woman you can get to give up her career for you.
No heterosexual man has ever said "Yeah I'm into her, but her career isn't going well -- I'm not sure it'll work out between us.". Ever. In all of written history, never has a heterosexual man wished a woman had a more developed 'career'. You're imposing this on yourself.
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FUCK THIS. IM OUT. I LISTENED TO THE SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION AND LONGED BITCOIN USING 100X LEVERAGE…NOW IM FUCKING LIQUIDATED. AGAIN. IM DONE WITH CRYPTO FOR GOOD. IM NEVER DEPOSITING “JUST ANOTHER $10000” EVER AGAIN. FUCK THIS FUCKING SCAM.
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SF's problem isn't too much crime/theft. SF actually needs MORE petty theft. if ~1% acts on "can't get arrested for stealing <$900," then we all suffer. but if – as civil disobedience – everyone starting stealing everything all the time?. the law would get changed in a week.
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it’s crazy i make so much fucking money but i can’t even be motivated to spend it. i have an extra $300k net of expenses in cash flow this month. what should i spend it on?.
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my 2024 career goal is to bring the divine feminine to san francisco.
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people are too concerned about age gaps. and not concerned enough about IQ gaps.
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When people talk about “Tier 1” VCs, who are they talking about? What’s the current consensus ranking?.
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now that biden is done operating, i wonder if he can land a job at a16z?.
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investing is so easy. the trade of our lifetimes is so obvious. intergenerational wealth is possible with this one insight. perma-short DEI.
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We still soon look upon trans surgeries the way we look upon lobotomies today.
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my dream is to become the matriarch of a new empire. to birth a new world from my narrow birthing hips.
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women’s top voting issue is the right to terminate/murder (depending on who you ask) their children in the womb. what is men’s top voting issue?.
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most people on here are so stupid they don't even realize how stupid they are. most VCs are not worth listening to, and it genuinely pisses me off to listen to some of this bullshit. they grift hard, and then tweet to sandblast their brand.
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weak take. you have to have mad respect for @nikitabier . he did it twice and will transparently help you do it too for fair compensation.
Counterpoint: this is a disgusting behavior at his level. You don't see other great founders doing that for a reason.
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what guys imagine when they tell me they code AND do product AND design a little AND DJ on the side
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quick question - just trying to plan my week. does the civil war start on tuesday night or wednesday morning?.
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it's really efficient for me when guys wear their entry-level rolexes to our first date. that way i know they're poor.
How much do you guys tip your first class stewardess ? I usually do 100 but I only got 40 cash on me today 😭😭😭. Rekt
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Been hoping for a way to blend the EVMs ecosystem support and security with the high throughput parallel execution of Solana. @EclipseFND seems to synergistically balance these tradeoffs, keeping an eye on them.
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in new york, sundays are for getting head.
sundays are for getting ahead.
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WAIT . your company has a mission statement???. are you telling me your mission isn’t to fuck bitches and make money???.
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you worry too much about what junior VC analysts think of you and not enough about what God thinks of you.
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"the models just wanna learn". isn't that what USC is for?
Dario Amodei (CEO of Anthropic), on how he realized how powerful scaling could be:. "Just before OpenAI started, I met Ilya. One of the first things he said to me was, 'Look, the models, they just wanna learn.'. And it was a bit like a Zen Koan. I listened to this and I became
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remember that time kyle rittenhouse randomly shot four democrats, and three of them were pedophiles?.
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the best part about being jewish is you don’t get diddled by the rabbi.
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@saudisandbox absolutely. imagine nuking your family every generation, rather than compounding across it.
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the greatest right wing dog whistle in san francisco is having genuine conviction about literally anything.
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the one downside of ozempic is it will make it harder to identify men of character and discipline, as opposed simply to men with one medical subscriptions.
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ramp by 100x margin.
Ramp vs. Brex vs. others - who wins currently?. Main goal is to make everything easy but limit unnecessary spending.
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what is it about golf courses and ski lodges that make them so high trust?.
It’s kind of crazy that the culture of golf and skiing are, “Just leave your thousands of dollars of equipment wherever, it’ll be fine.”.
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“I didn’t get paid to do the take home interview” feels like the most entitled tech person thing possible. Honestly a massive 🚩🚩🚩.
I recently interviewed at Eight Sleep and it was the most demanding take home I've ever had. Their brief: "Create an in-app experience for a new product, integrating the existing app and flagship product." Even linked their design system and font family to use.
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I’ve never heard someone who’s actually from California ever say Cali. PSA to the out-of-staters.
Does anyone else have a cringe reflex for someone calls California "Cali"? Ew.
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it's kinda crazy how mean anons on the internet are. i'm just a girl trying to post elite-coded bangers.
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