Ryan Gasoline
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The hobbits in Ring of Power are diverse, but not the ones in LOTR, which implies that the hobbits had a really ugly chapter in their history
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What’s crazy about sex is that people will do it with a beautiful stranger but not with their ugly friend who has been in love with them for 8 years
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These are the ONLY adult male birthdays where some small ceremony can occur:
18 - adulthood
21 - booze day
25 - car renter
35 - the presidential
65 - el senior
100 - the centurion
The others should be briefly noted in your thoughts as you have your morning coffee that day.
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Silicon Valley premiered 10 years ago on HBO. While many of the dynamics and situations depicted still exist today, it already feels like a period piece, a window into a bygone era
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@mergesort
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That is the correct answer to how did WW2 start, because you could not possiblity understand without ten hours of background on WW1 first
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When I was a waiter I had a hot gf who worked at the same restaurant and she would walk with 3x - 5x the money I made, so that’s how the incentive structure of tipping works
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When neuralink allows dolphins to speak we are NOT going to like what they have to say
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@thechosenberg
What kind of tip is appropriate for a dasher who takes 135 pizzas and then hands them right back to you?
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@thechosenberg
What even is vegan pizza? Cheese is one of the essential ingredients. If I ate something with a fake cheese on it my grandmother would die.
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@thechosenberg
0-0-0-0-o-okay, Lamborghini Mercy
Your chick, she so thirsty
I-I-I-1-1m in that two-seat Lambo With your girl, she tryna jerk me
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When a box and lid fit together well, consumers feel they purchased a quality product. Box suppliers are not able to manufacture to tight tolerances. Apple measures and sorts the boxes and lids into three size groups to ensure good fit.
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Anatomically modern humans emerge 200 - 300k years ago. Earliest written language is ~5k years ago. Wtf were we doing all that time? Just vibing?
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@ArtyArtHistory
It's ok for you to not like it. It's ok for you to say you think it's awful. But random is inaccurate
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When a guy calls me boss am I supposed to call him boss back? We can't be each other's boss, it's nonsensical
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Once a really beautiful friend asked a stranger to guess how old she was. He answered 24 and she cried alone at the bar for two hours. She was 23.
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No one talks about the autist who grows up and does not become a 10x engineer. All the social disadvantages, none of the financial advantages. Many such cases
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@rkosai
@mergesort
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Completely correct. You start with the big bang, or you understand nothing. And even that is debatable. The big bang might just be a local and cyclical event that is part of an unfathomable larger universe
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When you see a group of HR people and one is a man, beware. He's the most dangerous one. You don't want to know what he had to do to gain the trust of the others
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Ok wow, unfollowing now. Was a fan of his price gouging on pharmaceuticals, had no idea he would threaten to dox an anon
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Earliest use of caffeine ~3k years ago and that’s when things really started happening for us
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An ex-apple packaging engineer told me this. Yeah, there are package engineers.
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His chains are broken. He is now the master of his own fate, the captain of his own soul
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Is Jonah Hill wearing a white shirt and brown pants or blue shirt and black pants
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@zendadddy
If remote work is allowed for everyone whose job can be done remotely, commercial real estate collapses, taking the larger economy with it. That’s the story, anyway
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Few things are more brutal than learning the truth about how you are perceived by other people
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If I get an all lower case resume, should I hire this candidate?
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@growing_daniel
A lot of the bros are enchanted by Momala, literally she’s enchanting them with magic
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@haalasback
One thing it accomplishes is to illustrate that Chigurh is not supernatural. He’s not Satan. He’s subject to the same forces as the rest of us (I got here the same way the coin did).
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@daltonjgoodier
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No bro you have to spend one hour on the stab in the back, and another just talking about Kaiser Wilhelm. Hour three mostly concerns tanks...
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@charlottor
You're right. Coke should just make one Coke a year, and sell it for a million bucks, instead of making 2 billion Cokes and selling them for 4 billion dollars.
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Type of caveman who proposes a six month pause in agriculture
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The first 10x dev I ever met was a guy who wrote a great app alone. The company I worked for purchased his company under the condition he keep developing the app for a few years. I was the only support person on this app.
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Do you think it feels good for a bacteriophage to pierce a bacterium with that thing?
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You are not a CEO if your boss also has the title CEO. You can't be a CEO and a VP at the same time. These fictions are a sign of dysfunction and are highly suspicious.
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@MiaPiaTheFourth
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Like Hamilton, except it's called Ferdinand, and I play a rapping archduke who at the end of act 1 gets his head blown off? Yeah that would sell tickets
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Drug movies nearly always focus on the fun people have in the early stages of addiction. The only movie that fully conveyed the devastating negative consequences was Requiem for a Dream
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Legacy media is still relevant and important, and is doing fine
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@secjayret
Sounds like you might not be spending enough time climbing over chain link fences with 50 pounds of copper wire in your backpack
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One lackluster product launch and your own news app starts cooking you
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@thechosenberg
The first scammer who emails my mom claiming to be Tommy Lee Jones is going to get everything she's got
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@DefenseBaron
Like the journalists who fell for Ligma Johnson? Those infallible defenders of truth?
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AI generated porn is not going to be a problem. We’re already pretty much maxed out on what porn can do. When AI generates a woman’s touch, it’s time to panic
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@mousewithcar
I'd say yes, definitely observe it, but the person turning 112 might not feel that way
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@EmmaTolkin
I don't care. If the writing and acting are good, it's a good show. I'm well aware that they're not actually in ancient Rome, no matter the quality of the effects.
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Just ask for what you want. Just ask for it. It's crazy how often the answer is yes.
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@fadiphatu1
Such a fascinating question. Seems far more logical to suppose that there were earlier examples of writing, but unprovable
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This person often works at best buy and does an outstanding job of helping your mom select a laptop. Cherish these people, society crumbles without them
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So Leonardo da Vinci was not a scientist, according to you?
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Must be such a nightmare to discover you're sleeping with an incel
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“It’s a computer… but for dumb people” Absolute genius, the greatest ever
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Please make sure my grandmother doesn't find out about this abomination
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Weird how midjourney has no problem showing a robot male hugging a human female (RMHF) but just won't generate a human male/ robot female (HMRF) image???
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@g_botprefix
Fewer errors? No. Did her guests have a better time than mine? Yeah I guess that’s what the higher tips mean.
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When his years were up, he quit. They hired five devs to replace him (really) and the app immediately went to crap and faded into irrelevance. He’s an absolute legend. Friends and I still talk about him.
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@cashewroasted
Absolutely. Fiction is in some ways more realistic than a history book. I think this show gives a pretty accurate sense of the way it feels to work at an early stage startup.
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@FlavoredCurry
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I didn't say slavery. There are any number of ways this could have happened, and I can't imagine one that isn't awful
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@nullpointered
There’s no point driving an hour so I can sit at the same laptop and do my job at a different desk. I communicate with people on three continents, so I’m always remote, whether I’m at home or the office. If I slack off, people complain quickly.
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Data transfer fees? Time was a man maintained his own servers. Didn’t have no AWS. Didn’t need it.
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