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My oldest boy has autism and I've always struggled to find something in common with him, but he's taken a real interest in coming to Elgin games with me. Seeing him dancing about the place when we scored here almost brought a tear to my eye. I love this club.
WATCH: Brian Cameron's goal gives Elgin City victory over East Fife
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I am eternally grateful to everyone at Elgin City for inviting Byron down to Borough Briggs before the game today, he got to meet the managerial team, the players and even have a wee warm up on the pitch. Thanks to Allan and Stefan for arranging it, Elgin has another fan for life
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10 years married today. We're scranning lobster rolls on Dornoch beach just before the fitba. Wild.
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Siding with the Americans on this one. Baked potatoes are shite
i love british street food. a whole potato topped with unmelted cheese and baked beans. and they line up for hours for it.
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Friday cheers from Tenerife as I spent all day getting pished in the sun
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We're going to Tenerife this year, I will be standing with my Canarian brothers and sisters in declaring war on the English
British holidaymakers arriving in Tenerife for the Easter break have been met with anti-tourist graffiti.
Residents living in the Canary Islands have declared war and say they are 'fed-up' with British tourists who only 'drink cheap beer, lay in the sun and eat low-quality
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"I'm not allowed to see my kids this Christmas" in a tweet
Society is fucked aint it
The generation born after 2000 are just absolute wet wipes. 17 Genders, offended by everything, everythings racist, no manners or respect on them, they all stab each other, now every football clubs got some tart flashing their gash in a club shirt ffs
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Had an appointment with the GP yesterday to get some advice on managing arthritis. Apparently I'm far too young for surgery and that I should 'try wearing skechers'. Cheers to that!
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8 months ago I was a fat lazy bastard. Today I'm a slightly less fat lazy bastard that deadlifted more than my body weight for 3 sets. Happy Saturday!
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@jonathanblack67
@pieandbov
He missed a chance after good movement. Not sure he should be written off quite yet considering who would replace him
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A class evening at a view from the terrace live in Inverness. My bulging stomach is a painful reminder of how unforgiving fitba tops are, but at least I'm the tallest here.
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Belter of a Facebook memory from 8 years ago. Totally broken after taking 2 toddlers round Edinburgh zoo.
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Laddo here is suggesting this person with their picture of the oils from Tesco buy their olive oil from 'Trader Joes', yanks cannot help but to embarrass themselves on this website and it is beautiful!
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A year ago today since we took home the legend that is Tino. Happy Tinoversary!
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I love you all but I can't really be fucked with social media anymore, a few days not looking at twitter made the crushing existential void a little less crushing. Back in a bit x
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Bairn is dressed like the most annoying cunt you've ever met on holiday
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It's the dog's birthday today. A wee morning out at the dog park for my boy 🥳
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Wayne Rooney dominates this category
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Looking forward to a long day of English telling me what the problem in Scotland is
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There's your auld da completed his first 12 week workout plan. 40 sessions at the gym. Took a monumental effort to get over the crippling anxiety I had going down there for the first time and now I find myself planning my days around my gym sessions. Thank you my friends.
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Randomly remembered a guy I used to associate with that said jeepers a lot. His wife left him.
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I would sincerely like to leather the shite out of everyone posting stinking replies on this
NEW: A tearful Humza Yousaf has revealed that his pleas with the Foreign Office to help his family in Gaza have been 'ignored'.
'The fact that the Foreign Secretary has so far ignored my letter but also not been in touch makes me angry', the First Minister said
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Full day doing garden shit so it's time for a cold one in the garden before it starts raining. Cheers my friends x
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Going to the primary 7 leavers assembly later. Sorry but I am too young and beautiful to have a bairn in secondary school
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I'd have a wank over Richard Madeley falling into a woodchipper if that's what you're asking.
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Heading for a piss at the hotel bar and walked past this disturbing sight that I will never be able to forget.
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Elgin vs Clyde, last game of the season. A decent away support today. Mon the City 💪
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Twitter can never die because of shit like someone being attacked by a herd of cats. That just isn't happening on any other platform
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Who run the world? Teuchters. Who run the world? Teuchters
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Wee pint in Waverley station. One of the most depressing places I've ever had a drink in
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Hungover and I promised the kids we'd carve pumpkins today. Fuck sake
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Babe wake up. New Michael Stewart word salad just dropped
The FM & SNP are so unwilling to deal with a party who really want to advance Independence that they’re capitulating to the party they saw fit to end a partnership with last week and who are viewed by many in the country as pushing crazy illogical policies now.
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Re. Labour. Who is going to vote for someone that has 'address in the Lewisham area' in the north of Scotland ffs
Labour and Conservative making it even easier for everyone up here to not vote for them by not actually campaigning. Solid strategy lads
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This is what a gambling addiction looks like
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Exploring the link between wee guys that enjoy fireworks and wee guys that enjoy driving about with a loud exhaust
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It's ma birthday and I'm on the Megabus to Edinburgh. Smells like pish x
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Middle aged men falling over themselves to defend Dave Grohl, proprietor of some of the world's most boring music
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Hope all of you English know that I'm writing each and every one of your usernames down for when you lose in the semi finals
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Taking your children on holiday to England is a crime I think
Two adults, two children, next week.
Manchester to St Ives, Cornwall: 8-9 hours, multiple changes, £710.
Manchester to Málaga: 3 hours, £433.
Please help my domestic tourism industry is dying.
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I quite like Glasgow actually
Keir Starmer getting the welcome to Glasgow he deserves. How many more dead children
@Keir_Starmer
? Ceasefire now!!
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