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Sommelier, but, like, not in a wanky way. WSET Diploma student. Sometimes political; always Labour. 🏳️🌈🌹
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Lots of ~discourse~ around this, and let me just say that screaming kids are the bane of my life. I went to A WINE TASTING recently and someone brought their toddler who was allowed to run around shouting, banging things, causing general disruption. Kid-free areas should exist.
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Yeah, the graffiti, that’s why I don’t use the trains. 🙄
Removing graffiti will encouraging more people to start using trains again, Transport Secretary Grant Shapps tells rail bosses
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Just to save you a click, he paid £120 in rent every month to his parents and worked for a business owned by his parents. No excuse, yeah? God these stories are so infuriating.
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Every week Ru is like “STYLE SUPERSTAR CARSON KRESSLEY” and the camera pans to him dressed like a Quality Street.
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@PrydeMoon
Oh for sure no, I’m not really arsed on playing kids vs dogs as the sign seems to be doing. I’m more on about people saying that excluding kids from any space is a bad thing.
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The Daily Mail said that anything more than 350 losses for the Tories would be a “disaster.” They’re currently at 347.
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Why does Islington North Labour Party have an Executive Committee of more than SEVENTY TWO members?
🚨 NEW: 72 Islington North Labour Party Executive Committee members have resigned and signed an open letter endorsing independent Jeremy Corbyn
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Conservative MP texts: “I think we are going to tear ourselves apart.”
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“millionaires should get benefits btw” is not a left-wing position
🚨 BREAKING: Labour is slashing benefits for older Britons, with 10 million pensioners losing their winter fuel allowance under Labour cutbacks.
According to Age UK, 18% of pensioners live in poverty. Labour has just slashed a key benefit that many of them rely on.
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If there was a two minute clap for everyone that had died of COVID-19 in the UK then we’d be clapping non-stop from 6pm tonight until 10am on the 8th of September.
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@curtistmann
@kamaal_i_786
No, I’m seeking to exclude anyone who wants to bring a kid to the pub. Kids aren’t brought to the pub for their own enjoyment. They’re brought because the parents want to enjoy themselves and have to bring their kid.
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CNN reporters whenever they interview someone that’s in Nevada, Georgia or Pennsylvania
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Absolutely nothing from the Tories - NOTHING - on a violent homophobic hate crime occurring in the country’s capital. Nothing from the Prime Minister. Nothing from the Minister for Equalities. Nothing. They truly do despise us, and aren’t even trying to hide it any more.
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People are choosing between heating and eating this winter because of cuts to Universal Credit and skyrocketing energy bills, but yeah, it’s the boy in the dress that’s “everything wrong with modern Britain.”
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Taming of the Flu
Second patient to get the COVID jab at University Hospital Coventry - would you believe it....William Shakespeare from Warwickshire
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A lovely lady in the queue at the lounge overheard JJ saying it was our honeymoon and bought us two glasses of champagne. Probably the earliest I’ve ever had Moët, but definitely not mad about it. 🥹
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It was illegal to be gay, Jenny.
Back in the 1960s, when I was a teenager, the vibe was to be your true self, you'd be accepted. Dress as you want, live as you want, have consensual sex with who you want, do no harm. We thought that was how the world wld progress, esp for women's equality. But hate is winning.
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“Geoffrey Cox worked 1066 hours in the last year. Is that acceptable?”
“I can’t do that maths in my head. Divide 1066 by 52, is that ten hours a week? Or thereabouts?”
If this were Diane Abbott then the right-wing press would be having a field day.
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Just saw this on Tumblr and I am absolutely BUCKLED. Can’t stop laughing.
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the senate twink rishi sunak
🤝
a full minute of desk banging
1922 Committee just gave Rishi Sunak a full minute of desk banging.
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I’ve always wondered why Pride on the Isle of Wight is called Isle of Pride, and then I realised that Isle of Wight Pride doesn’t quite have the right ring to it. 🥴
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Counters in Nevada when they’re asked to count more than six ballots in an hour
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“The Queue” now has its own climate.
Good morning!
It's a chilly start out there ...even a bit of frost around for some of you
Matt |
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Interesting that LGB, the term used by Twitter-obsessed GCs and transphobes, got just 3% in this poll. Statistically, and actually, a complete irrelevance. And this minority - this tiny, tiny minority in the community - are the people that Starmer is now kowtowing to. Shameful.
LGBT is the acronym the media tends to use to represent the queer community, but queer Britons themselves are more likely to use LGBTQ+
LGBTQ+ 29%
LGBTQ 13%
Combined: 42%
LGBT 21%
LGBT+ 8%
Combined: 29%
LGBTQIA+ 11%
LGBTQIA 2%
Combined: 13%
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Great to see
@JamesCleverly
taking tough, decisive action to slash net migration. The new higher income threshold will have a real impact, as will reducing family dependents. Cutting immigration closer to the 2019 target of 250k is foundational to recovering the Tories' fortunes.
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I actually can’t cope with this video. I’m fully creased. It has broken me.
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Read the replies to this and you’ll realise why we need to stand shoulder to shoulder with our trans brothers and sisters in this fight. Make this your cover photo.
#GwiththeT
, now, forever, and always. ✊🏼
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@imshanereaction
Such a horrible story. Gobsmacked it’s never been brought to light properly. Open secret that everybody knows.
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What do you call someone who goes on holiday for the Instagram clout despite the pandemic?
An Influenzer.
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Ritchie is a Tory in
#ItsASin
because of internalised homophobia. This isn’t the “gotcha” you think it is, babe.
I find it really odd how so many "I'd never be friends with a Tory" left wing figures have so much love for
#ItsASin
.
Ritchie in the series says he voted Conservative.
If the modern sectarian left were in that house then with their mindset now, they would have shunned him.
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Moments later, the Queen realised that Tom Moore was not actually cake.
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Rosie Duffield doesn’t care about this scandal whatsoever. She’s looking for any current issue as an excuse to kick the government while she storms off into irrelevance. She should never have been allowed to stand as a candidate in the first place, and I’m delighted she’s gone.
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an eye operation on her eye
Tony Blair was the last UK Prime Minister to be admitted to hospital, in October 2003
Prior to that, Margaret Thatcher had an hour-long eye operation on her eye
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Don’t move to New Zealand because of the election result. Work to make the UK’s next election like New Zealand’s.
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@justin_mcguirk
@WestminsterWAG
@OwenJones84
He was reported for it, and Twitter decided that it wasn’t against its Terms of Service, because it obviously isn’t. Anyone pretending this is incitement to violence is a massive bedwetter, a political opportunist, or probably both.
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Lots of people doing today’s Wordle have never learned about the JFK assassination and it shows. 👀
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@WestminsterWAG
@OwenJones84
We have the worst economic hit from the pandemic and the second highest number of deaths in Europe. This isn’t a few difficult decisions, it is comprehensive and catastrophic mismanagement on a national level. Take off the Tory-tinted spectacles and look at the reality for once.
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@LindaVijeh
@TomHulme79
She has the right to decide, sure. It doesn’t make it any less heartbreaking that she’s basing her decision on baseless conspiracy theories that have been invented and shared by random folk on Facebook.
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I’m gay, my dude
Let me save all of the pronouns in bio guys some time by pointing out that she is not going to fuck you.
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This isn't what happened.
Joanna knows that this isn't what happened.
Joanna doesn't care that this isn't what happened.
Joanna has an agenda and will use what didn't happen to push that agenda.
#GwiththeT
@bunglenator
@moh_kohn
@PoloGlasgow
Throwing someone out of a bar and refusing them a service on grounds of their sexuality is a breach of the Equality act. Basically saying you can’t be a lesbian unless you’re my kind of lesbian. From a man. Is unacceptable
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The year is 2063. The pandemic is a distant memory. Our economy has long-since recovered and COVID-19 infection rates are negligible. Manchester remains in Tier 3.
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One in five LGBT people have experienced a hate crime or incident in the last 12 months.
Two in five trans people have experienced a hate crime or incident in the last 12 months.
Four in five hate crimes go unreported, partially because of idiots like Darren.
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my dad, who i was very nervous to come out to years ago, just shared this on facebook. excuse me while i have a wee cry 🥺
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Maybe I should start watching F1.
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Rosie Duffield’s interview needs to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.
@AngelaRayner
said that she needs to reflect on her comments. She has done so, and she has doubled down. It’s time to withdraw the whip.
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Tories on Twitter when you try and hold the literal Prime Minister accountable for nearly 1000 people dying from COVID-19 in a single day
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Saw this gorgeous picture of Rue McClanahan on Facebook earlier and, Jesus Christ, she’s the spitting image of
@ChipShopBird
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If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs…
Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET
Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?
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Can’t wait for tomorrow’s Mail headline.
JONES ROBS PENSIONER, LAUGHS ON TWITTER
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It’s been pretty depressing to see Diane Abbott repeatedly standing and not get called while actual cult member Mark Francois is called to ask some weird nebulous question about D-Day and multiple people are called to ask about railway lines and local rugby clubs.
#PMQs
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We all doubted him, but Derek Acorah is retweeting ‘RIP’ tweets from beyond the grave.
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Working at a cashless venue means spending a weird amount of your time explaining the law to some of the stupidest, most confident people alive.
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Rosie Duffield is now setting her followers on LGBT Labour and also threatening to take PinkNews, one of the largest LGBTQ publications in the world, “to task.”
Insidious, worrying, and not the behaviour of a person fit to be a Labour MP.
#SackRosieDuffield
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The Mayor of London here, with Sadiq Khan.
Great to round today’s London Eats tour off with
@BiminiBabes
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@MildredsLondon
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#LetsDoLondon
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@yournameistyler
@shane_reaction_
Embrace the truly chaotic energy and store your chocolate in the microwave
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Just had a trial shift as Head Sommelier at a really awesome restaurant and got offered the job. Buzzing is an understatement. This has been the best week I’ve had in a long time. 😌🎉
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@ricardo_jpl
@ryanjohnbutcher
I defs agree with your sentiment here but just a reminder that the Period Products Act was introduced by Monica Lennon, a Labour MSP, and was initially opposed by SNP leadership until a successful internal lobbying campaign.
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Austerity made UK better prepared to tackle Covid-19, David Cameron claims
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