Jeff Rosenstock
@jeffrosenstock
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Song Do-er / Craig of the Creek Composer / Back To The Island co-host blurtin' through a corpse
Hell's Ass
Joined April 2009
well great another disappointing fucking day in our disease ridden shitworld lol.
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Felt appropriate to post this on Labor Day. Here are the merch cuts being taken by the venues on this upcoming tour. This is going to cause us to sell our merch for higher prices than we'd like to at certain venues. We think that sucks. 1/
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I cut school to go to this and it literally changed my life.
At the Drive-In performing "One Armed Scissor" on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (2000)
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FOR EVERYONE WHO CAN'T FUCKING READ (or simply missed it in the wash 😇) OUR BOOKING AGENT IS OUR FRIEND AND HE ACTIVELY NEGOTIATES AGAINST MERCH CUTS. WHAT I POSTED IS THE RESULT OF THAT. GET YOUR MANSPLAINY ASSES OFF MY FUCKIN TIMELINE.
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People love to scramble to their keyboards to have a big gotcha moment defending capitalism. Fuck off losers.
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I'm lighting a joint and logging off for the night go see my band on tour it starts tomorrow bye.
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Hey everyone, new record NO DREAM out now! Free/donation download on Quote Unquote. Pre-order from Polyvinyl or us. Stream it on all the shit. Here's a mega link to all those things:. Stoked to share this with ya. Love y’all, miss y’all. <3
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Hopping on to quickly say I'm disappointed that the conversation has been derailed by drama & self-righteousness. This attitude prevents progress. I'd like to bring it back to the point - holding corporations accountable for stealing from musicians & thinking we'll just take it.
Felt appropriate to post this on Labor Day. Here are the merch cuts being taken by the venues on this upcoming tour. This is going to cause us to sell our merch for higher prices than we'd like to at certain venues. We think that sucks. 1/
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Don't turn this into cancelling propagandhi. Who fucking cares. If I could turn off likes and quote tweets on all this shit I would. We all need to be allies and we all have real shit to fight over in the coming decades and we need to do it together. Stop nitpicking everyone.
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I've been playing in ska bands for the last two decades, getting shit on by Ariel Pink fans isn't really gonna move the needle for me.
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IT'S REAL. LISTEN UP:
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The argument for the cut is "well, fucko, we give you a place to sell your merchandise." By that logic, we should also be getting a cut of the bar for bringing hundreds to thousands of people and their cash to the venue that night.
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WHAT.
Navy confirms UFO videos posted by Blink 182 rocker are real and should not have been released
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hundreds of thousands of people in the streets calling for a cease fire all across the world for weeks, media misreports the numbers lower than what is accurate, basically no one in govt listens, nothing changes, but whenever riots happen they're like U DIDNT HAVE 2 RIOT THO.
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DO NOT ACCEPT NAZIS AND MASS MURDERS AS YOUR INEVITABLE REALITY. Vote against all NRA funded candidates. Annoy friends to do the same. Make voter turnout 18-34 eclipse the 55%they're projecting in 2018. Making us feel hopeless is how they trick us into not trying to stop them.
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What if instead of violently cracking down harder and harder they said "we understand why you are protesting, rioting and looting. Here are the steps we will take end racist police in America".
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Every anti-trans fool, every terf, every celeb with wack antiquated takes on the topic of trans rights & gender and so on and so forth should reeeeeeallly shut the fuck up.
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If you keep flipping my records which I deliberately price as affordably as possible for $100+, then I am going to start repressing first pressing color variants of my records.
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Been playing Stardew Valley for only like two days and I've already planted an actual tree in reality.
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:: patiently waits for Smash Mouth to release a political ska/punk record which unites us all ::.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR. NEW RECORD “POST-“ AVAILABLE NOW FOR FREE/DONATION ON QUOTE UNQUOTE RECORS AND BANDCAMP. VINYL AND OTHER COOL SHIT FROM POLYVINYL, ‘CAUSE POLYVINYL IS PUTTING OUT THE NEW RECORD!!! THANKS POLYVINYL!!! ENJOY 💯💯💯.
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F U C K T H E P O L I C E.
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The last Bomb the Music Industry! show was ten years ago today. Yesterday I was officially relieved of my Craig of the Creek music making duties. Leaving for an exciting Ireland UK tour next week. All boppin' around my head w/ two cups of coffee plus casual relentless anxiety 👍.
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@electricalWSOP You know the massive amount of respect I have for you but I assure you, we insist. When you're not touring to make your living it's a different situation. When you're "Steve Albini" you get special treatment. We have completely different circumstances.
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ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED #BreonnaTaylor. THEIR NAMES, AS REPORTED BY MULTIPLE NEWS OUTLETS, ARE JONATHAN MATTINGLY, BRETT HANKISON AND MYLES COSGROVE. THEY STILL HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN FIRED.
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The Nintendo Switch 2 but it's just a Switch with controllers that work.
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DEFUND THE POLICE THEY DON'T PROTECT YOU.DEFUND THE POLICE THEY DON'T PROTECT YOU.DEFUND THE POLICE THEY DON'T PROTECT YOU.DEFUND THE POLICE THEY DON'T PROTECT YOU.DEFUND THE POLICE THEY DON'T PROTECT YOU.
Seattle police have completely covered the street with gas
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Bernie is the only candidate who would be a real change for the fucked and shady Democratic party that we all gotta vote for lest we want another devastating four years. Again I know we gotta vote for whoever gets the thing but RN I'm like Go @BernieSanders & fuck everyone else.
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**For the record, we're 100% down to give a merch cut any night we get a cut of the bar.** But the thing that makes the most sense is that we don't take each other's money! We like each other and we're working together and helping each other!.
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HAPPY TENTH BIRTHDAY TO MY FIRST SOLO RECORD I LOOK LIKE SHIT!!! YES I'M WISHING ONLY MYSELF A HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE I GUESS HUH. WROTE A LONG THING ABOUT IT, SEE THREAD. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING 💖
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No I'm not interested in the Israel propaganda ad no matter how half Jewish I am.
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HAPPY VOTE BERNIE SANDERS DAY!!! AGAIN!! WOW!!! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!!! FOR BERNIE THOUGH!!! PLEASE!!! THANKS!!!.
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Wild top 5 to be in.
Top 5 releases users are listening to on RYM:. 1. @mitskileaks - 'The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We'.2. @oliviarodrigo - 'GUTS'.3. @jamesblake - 'Playing Robots Into Heaven'.4. @jeffrosenstock - 'HELLMODE'.5. @slowdiveband - 'Everything Is Alive'.
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CRAIG OF THE CREEK NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY! THE EPISODE THAT WAS SUBMITTED WAS THE MUSICAL EPISODE!! DON'T @ ME I'M DEAD. Big congratulations to the Creek crew, the best crew in the history of television, where's the award for that huh?!?!?!
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HEY LA PEOPLE! THE VOTE FOR THE POLICE BUDGET IS WEDNESDAY! IF YOU'VE BEEN LIKE "BUT WHAT CAN I DOOOOO" TAKE THE TIME TO E-MAIL YOUR COUNCILMEMBER AND LET EM KNOW FUCK THIS $150 MIL CUT, IT'S TIME TO DEFUND THE POLICE AND ADOPT THE PEOPLE'S BUDGET OKAY?!?.
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oh shit almost forgot to tell you i saw two construction workers tickling each other and giggling on my street.
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I'm sharing a lot of things today because it is important for everyone who follows me to understand that America has a militarized police force that uses brutal violence to oppress those of us who would like to put a stop to the systemic racism that has controlled America forever.
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. if you work in a creative field you're supposed to feel lucky and happy enough to be there to get raked over the coals by millionaires and billionaires who will give you as small as slice of the pie as they can to perpetually show growth in profits.
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It makes no sense that at the end of these killer shows where we’re all having a nice time, someone who was our friend all night low key robs us and goes "have a safe trip to the next gig buddies!!" That's fucking weird!!!.
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If Korn surprised everybody and hopped in on this halftime show.
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hello love y'all ok if you need another person saying it to you PLEASE VOTE BIDEN. This presidency started with a ban on Muslims entering the country and is ending with 230,000 dead and counting from a pandemic. If you don't think it will get worse with 4 more years, yer wrong.
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NEVER GET TIRED: THE BOMB THE MUSIC INDUSTRY! DOCUMENTARY IS NOW AVAILABLE TO STREAM FREE ON YOUTUBE. HELL YEAH!!. Thanks @ohnosaracrow for putting this up there and for shining a light on this fun lil thing we did for a while. Check it out here:.
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But we'll never stop trying to keep the prices low for everyone out there, and we're gonna do whatever we can do to avoid it in the future. We as a band and crew just wanted to let you know what's up. Love you see you soon.
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USA PEOPLE! Please text "USPS" to 50409 to send a letter to your representatives to prioritize financial help for the post office! IT TAKES 5 MINUTES!. Without the USPS, independent labels wouldn't be able to provide cheap shipping. We'd probably go out of business tbh. HELP!!!
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Reworded: BLM protestors would never be allowed to step foot inside the Capitol. We saw that this summer don't fucking deny it. If these people today were not white they'd be beaten and if they got inside anyway they would be murdered. Fuck white supremacy and defund the police.
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Hi! Yesterday our conservative Supreme Court went in to decide whether employers can LEGALLY DISCRIMINATE AGAINST TRANSGENDER EMPLOYEES, setting the tone for all anti-discrimination cases and I feel like that should be on the cover of every newspaper and it's on the cover of none.
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FUCK ZOOM.FUCK ZOOM.FUCK ZOOM.FUCK ZOOM.FUCK ZOOM.
.@zoom_us volunteers to give cops access to free users calls while we're all fighting to end the police state. Tell Zoom stop fueling the police state:
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I'd love to say "and as a result of all that, we'll no longer be playing venues that take merch cuts." But unfortunately, during the pandemic, AEG & LiveNation bought so many of the types of venues that we play, that dodging these super high cuts is nearly impossible.
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HELLMODE IS COMING SEPTEMBER 1ST. GO TO TO PRE-ORDER ALL THE STUFF. NEW SONG AND VIDEO FOR “DOUBT” OUT NOW HEAR IT WATCH IT LUV YA SEE YA SOON.
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Hey @spotifyartists can you go back to sorting my records chronologically instead of based on plays/popularity please? Big fan of how time works over here. Thanks!!.
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If a progressive candidate was running for president of America they would win.
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FUCK WORK FUCK SCHOOL GO SEE DEATH ROSENSTOCK AT RIOT FEST AT 4 PM TODAY THEN GO BACK TO WORK OR SCHOOL AND SAY YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM AND IF ANYONE ASKS TELL THEM TO STOP BEING SO FUCKIN NOSY!!!.
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Show sold out IT'S PUP 🐶.
WELL, I CAN'T SAY WHO UNTIL/UNLESS THE SHOW SELLS OUT BUT I CAN SAY FOR SURE THAT I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE MYSTERY GUEST FOR 8/27 NIGHT 6 AT THE WARSAW IN BROOKLYN AND I'M NEARLY CERTAIN YOU WILL BE TOO. TICKETS ON SALE NOW GET EM WHILE YOU CAN:.
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FLAGS ARE BACK. 100% OF THE PROCEEDS WILL GO TO EQUALITY TEXAS (who among other things fight anti-trans legislation) & TRANS LEGAL AID CLINIC (who provide free support for trans non-binary Texans legally changing their names) . TRANS RIGHTS NOW & FOREVER!
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When I die let me return as the guitar solo in Cut Your Hair.
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NO DREAM TOUR WITH @BEATSBYDOG AND @OCEANATOR NOV - DEC 2021 PLUS A FEW SKA DREAM NIGHTS! TICKETS ON SALE 10 AM FRIDAY @ 📢📢📢 𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙄𝘾𝙐𝙇𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙇𝙔 𝙀𝙓𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎!!!
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OK HAHAHAHA OBVIOUSLY WE’RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SEE Y'ALL ON FREAKIN TELEVISION BABBBBBYYYYY THANKS @LATENIGHTSETH FOR HAVING US!
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We sound best on 3ds.
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@MikeDolam I am thankful that 3 of these spots aren't taking a cut. Weird of you to assume I'm not. I wish MSG and Hollywood Bowl didn't take cuts either. I reject your respect.
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A friendly tweet to those who are feeling like they can't do anything. You can do one pretty easy thing. Stop using Amazon to buy things! It takes an extra five minutes to just punch into Google "the thing I want to buy" and buy it somewhere else. Luv ya. JEFF.
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Hey a lot of people reached out to me about Booze Cruise as I was flying home from tour yesterday, please be patient as we figure out WTF to do here and how to do it. That said, our band is obviously firmly against the genocide of the Palestinian people. Free Palestine.
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I SURVIVED EATING A BOWL OF SOUP WITH A WHITE SHIRT ON.
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HOW HAVE YOU STILL NOT ARRESTED THE COPS THAT KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR???. @GovAndyBeshear. @louisvillemayor. @LMPD. ARREST THE COPS THAT KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR.
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HELLO UK FRIENDS!!! VOTE TODAY OR I'LL NEVER PLAY IN THE UK AGAIN!!. HELLO UK ENEMIES!!! VOTE TODAY OR I'LL BE PLAYING IN THE UK IN YOUR LIVING ROOM TOMORROW MORNING!!! AND LOUD!!!. VOTE LABOUR OR WHATEVER YA GOTTA DO TO GET THE CONVERSATIVES OUT! GOOD LUCK! ♥️♥️♥️.
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So much of the time all that money goes to big corporations like AEG & LiveNation. It seems like the fuckin' rule now. .
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Looking forward to the day when my tax dollars that are currently being used against my will to fund g*noc*de get diverted to bailing out the single corporation that has bought all other businesses small and large so it can continue to report quarterly gains to shareholders.
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replaying breath of the wild and forgot that the first thing that happens in the game is that you receive what is basically a nintendo switch.
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Epic life changing tour very very fun learned and played a random song decided by the audience every night, van got robbed AND died, had a big family thanksgiving dinner with everyone then @puptheband surprised us by installing a stronger lock on our van while were sleeping. 💖.
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fuck racism, fuck violence, fuck the patriarchy, fuck white male entitlement, fuck white supremacy, fuck the systems that benefit from keeping all of this evil in place and our bullshit government representatives who refuse to make meaningful changes cause shit's chill for them.
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AJJ fucking rules. For years they've been growing a devoted audience which they've earned through making great unpredictable records and kicking ass live. Mainstream media outlets don't write shit about 'em and they're still out there slayin' fools. Congrats, @AJJtheBand.
We did the chart!.Hello everyone, we have some nice news to share! .Our self-released, self-produced and largely self-recorded album, Good Luck Everybody, has hit the Billboard charts!
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Hey it's Sept 1st in Australia so here you go NEW ALBUM HELLMODE OUT NOW! Visit to stream/buy or go to to download for free/donation. SEE YA OUT THERE!
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Hey thanks for picking up NO DREAM if you did and thanks for ALL THE SUPPORT EVERYONE YOU ARE THE BEST AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES I DON'T LIKE IT!!!;;.
This week's top-selling vinyl albums:. 1. @Harry_Styles Fine Line.2. @jeffrosenstock No Dream.3. @NeckDeepUK All Distortions Are Intentional.4. @bobmarley Legend.5. @theacaciastrain Slow Decay.
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FEELING VERY GRATEFUL FOR ALL OF YOU OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 OKAY????!!!!??????!!.
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ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR.ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR.ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR.ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR.ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR.
NONE of the @LMPD officers who murdered Breonna Taylor on March 13th have been fired or charged any crimes. They are all being paid as usual. (L-R) their names are:. Myles Cosgrove.Jonathan Mattingly.Brett Hankison
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Happy 10th birthday to my favorite Bomb record. I meant to post the demos but instead I'll be driving all day which feels more appropriate. I'll post them tomorrow. HBD to all my Bomb BBs and all the friends who helped make this thing.
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Even if you are older now I think many of us know what it feels like to think "well, that show costs $30, so I can't afford to go." It's fucked up that someone to whomst $1,000 is nothin' is taking that money from you for real.
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Watching everyone dunk on these tr*nsphobic fund*mentalist bozos outraged by the flag is really great. I love y'all. Thanks for existing. SKA DREAM.
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