Pam Doove
@pam_doove
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Aw man, I can never dress up for Halloween again. Nothing will top this.
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Message my mate received from personal trainer
@Sean_Campsie
when she said she didn’t wanna sign up with him 🤣
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Gained some new followers after that man threatened to smash my skull in. So please enjoy my last Halloween outfit ☺️
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The people who go on Love Island remind me of people who run off to join ISIS. You can’t help but wonder what’s gone wrong in their lives.
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Just seen part where they show texts where Depp admits kicking and head butting Amber. Fucking mental that people idolise him?!
#deppvheard
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Clarkson should’ve toned it down & just spoke about burning Megan’s corpse & fucking it. It worked for Johnny Depp, the lovable rogue ☺️
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Jack Greilish looks like he gets noshed off in nightclub toilets
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If Ellie Goulding ever tried to help me I’d tell her to fuck off
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One of my sisters got so pissed last night she asked the taxi driver to pull over so she could sick & when she leaned over to be sick she farted
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Never actually met Bill Nighy but he was sat behind me in a cafe in Islington once
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Just found out my niece shat herself at nursery yesterday because she was trying to make the other kids laugh by squeezing out a fart. She’s definitely one of us.
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Mate was on a Tinder date last week & the guy made her wait in Boots while he collected his prescription for male-patterned baldness.
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I’d rather go to Rome now and risk Coronavirus than go another time when it’s full of instagram cunts
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Did anyone else get really turned on by Eurotrash growing up? Or was that just my friend’s friend
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The only thing I’m gonna miss about Covid is table service in pubs
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Really hate it when men criticise women’s looks on here. That’s literally ALL women have. Have some respect!!!
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@pam_doove
I’m no one’s mate but posting on twitter being thirsty for likes when you’re about 45 is weird that’s all.
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Just been on a water ride on my own at a theme park like a massive paedophile
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Because of Covid or because they think she’s a wanker?
"I will not be seeing many members of my family this Christmas"
Home Secretary Priti Patel tells
#BBCBreakfast
how she's adjusted her Christmas plans under the new guidance.
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Just fuck off
Get ya buns out, the annual No Trousers Tube Ride is back this weekend
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I love Pammy Anderson but her and Tommy ain’t some great love story. He’s a bell. It was two thick people who liked shagging each other.
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Just saw this man on Hinge & his profile picture is him & his mates recreating the Definitely Maybe album cover
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Loving the graffiti at Luton airport. Since when did the Queen fly EasyJet?
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Can’t wait for Christmas Day. Sitting on my sofa eating a pot noodle, flicking myself off to the Queen’s speech.
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Snogged a guy last night thinking he was Jack Grealish but he was just a guy definitely about 10 years younger than me and wearing a hair band
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Decided last night I wanna open a coffee shop called ‘Flick my Bean!’
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Why do people talk about Samantha from SATC when this woman exists
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It’s worth supporting Harry and Megan just to see how much they wind up Piers Morgan and Dan Wootton ❤️
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Bumpy train ride & I’ve got the hangover horn. Nothing like an orgasm on the LNER 😍
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Just me ordering a drink, note the woman next to me actually moved away
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Man at the cash machine just asked me if I have a 'spare £10 note'. Who the fuck has a spare £10 note? Do I look like Mariah Carey.
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Struggling to think of a more annoying Cunt than Robbie Williams. Worse than Jamiroquai.
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How do men who wear mankinis to festivals cope with all that fannny being thrown at them?
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Feel like the news always boils down to men being mental and violent
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Treated myself with all the money I’m saving from not going to the pub. Lucky neighbours!
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Putting make up on for the Zoom family quiz because I fancy my dad
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Worked my arse off last few months and finally got a fancy pants job. Now going home to relax and get pissed for 5 days 💕
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Honestly, you can’t even say you want a man to wank with your knickers on his face without being deemed a slag these days. Worlds gone mad.
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This Robbie Williams doc reminds me what an annoying cunt he was. Like the British Moby. Like an Indie pick me bitch.
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I just commented it’s windy outside and my dad lifted his leg and farted and said ‘yes it is!’ I need to get back to London.
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