David 🇬🇧🏴🇩🇪🇪🇺🥨
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Followed by a perfectly ordinary person stepping in with some unnecessary twaddle before another perfect ordinary person points out said twaddle.
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@FBAwayDays
@nikefootball
1. it would have been done in conjunction with the FA.
2. it’s winding up all the right snowflakes.
3. it’s just a bit of bloody embroidery.
4. flag shaggers losing it over a flag. Irony overload.
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@drumcodeuk
@TinaWight2
@RealMrGloverman
No. We started earlier than you and didn’t let any spin doctors drive from Berlin to Garmisch-Partenkirchen to meet family and take an eye test.
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@jk_rowling
My Grandad caught a bad case of Germans in 1944 and spread it to all the colliery.
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@hifalutinways
@jriekemann
@Baghdaddi
I can assure you we are not envious or hating of the US or the UK. We feel sorry for them for all their silliness.
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@til_oliver
@HaasF1Team
That argument falters when you remember that the Russians were the first to invade Afghanistan and the Americans joined the party after being invited by the Afghan government. I’m not sure you have found an equivalence to Russia invading a democratic and sovereign nation.
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@troopsports
This is a man who owns an antique globe and an extensive DVD collection so you should show some respect waterbed financer.
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@brexitnewts
@MikeStuchbery_
When you say controversial, do you actually mean far-right racist?
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@PrisonPlanet
Come out of your bedroom for the day Paul and you can come and see if fly. The fresh air might do you some good as well.
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@NatachaJaneGray
@LozzaFox
@BBC
@Ofcom
How many times has Fox threatened to sue someone for practicing free speech? At least once just this week…
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@3YearLetterman
@SenSanders
You need a more balanced investment approach. Put 10% into VHS, 5% into Betamax and 1% into videodisc.
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@sam_feldman_
Love the way this is made to look like an organic post but is just another paid ad.
#cheapmarketing
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@andywigmore
@afneil
@coopuk
@LeaveEUOfficial
Does your minder know that you buy insurance from one of his competitors?
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@JamesMelville
Yes, it's called a global pandemic. Healthy people get vaccinated to protect the unhealthy. Dur.
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@lauracman
@kennyhd
@Steven_Woolfe
It’s as if some politicians were smart enough to realise that history could repeat itself.
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@LeaveEUOfficial
You should consider moving your operations and company to the UK. We’re open for business and ready to help you settle.
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@KiszelyPhilip
My dad worked at Vauxhall, my mum was a dinner lady. My granddad was a coal miner and both of my parents grew up with outside toilets and no central heating. I have worked hard for what I am, and what I earn and have worked harder to keep the massive chip off my shoulder.
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@richardbellamy
@RhonddaBryant
@theresa_may
The polls suggest otherwise. Lib-Lab pact. Majority. Proportional representation. End of the Tories.
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I took this yesterday with my iPhone and thought of you
@LevParikian
. It’s a Brahminy Kite and it landed on the 5th floor window ledge of the Bangalore office yesterday and proceeded to rip apart a large winged insect. The windows are reflective so it couldn’t see in.
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@GermanEmbassy
I would add Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän to the list but you will need wider paper.
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@FinlandHornet
@AdamLeventhal
@LutonTown
@Observer_Owl
Seriously, a Watford fan should avoid all references to cup finals.
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@alexcll
@pickassoreborn
@PostCultRev
Can you address the point not attack the person. He said four hours. The article says four hours. Can you inform us differently?
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@ayrtongb
@dcfcofficial
Well the winner generally scores more goals. Often it’s the better team that goes on to win. That’s what happened tonight.
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@MendyHowe12
@LozzaFox
Glastonbury has always been woke. That’s why it is such a joyous event. The greatest music festival on the planet and yet people want to knock it because it doesn’t conform with their alternative worldview. Strange lot.
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I have heard rumours of the Peoples' front of Tunbridge Wells up against the Tunbridge Wells Popular front (Splitters). Just wait until Tunbridge join the fight.
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I don’t get back from Bavaria very often but when I do, this is what I come for.
@LutonTown
#coyh
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@campbellclaret
@BethRigby
“The world’s next Silicon Valley”?.
@Infineon
have just announced a $6bn investment in Dresden,
@intel
investing billions in France, Germany and Italy and the UK government have asked Nexperia to sell their tincey-wincey fab in Gwent. The strategy is breathtaking.
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@Davedarlo1
@Steven_Woolfe
David, if you are going to try and be smart at least spell the word correctly. It is Untermensch.
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@Nervana_1
@Eddystone506
@GaryLineker
By following the right-wing messaging of illegal immigration, you are labeling asylum seekers coming from terrible situations in the same way as economic migrants. It would be more helpful to push for more official routes for people to seek asylum, like you clearly did.
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@kathy_kathys2
@statsjamie
I’m sure you are a lovely person but have you ever thought about the increasing frequency of extreme weather incidents and records? A single reference to ‘76 doesn’t explain today.
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@AuditingPublic
@Buirds
@EssexPR
Did you apply the same logic to the original two posts? I filed them under
#thingswhichneverhappened
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@badrock277
@brexitnewts
@MikeStuchbery_
Although to be fair, Tommy didn’t have a TV in his room
#thirdworldtorture
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@geoff4jones
@reid6peter
As a fan of a club that had 30 points deducted one season by the authorities for a self-reported minor financial infraction, having a new stadium should definitely make you exempt from the rules. You should probably also play with 12 players and start all games at 1-0.
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@JackWFC1234
@FootyScran
@LutonTown
Triggered by a referee. Triggered by a curry. What is it with the vegetable wavers?
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Yesterday into the playoffs with the mighty
@LutonTown
. Slumming it at
@FCBayern
today with my sponsors league
@LukeDBerry
match shirt, last worn on the pitch at KR. Champions League in two years anyone?!
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@dennisdjackson
@ohhayshelby
@JacklynKrol
@pattonoswalt
I'm pretty sure the Lord of the Rings is very much like when it was originally written.
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@pantz88
@markstephenson2
We think exactly the same. Teams like Derby who, lets face it, have done jack in the last 40 years other than successfully “sell” their ground to themselves, coming to KR and scoring a goal? Who do these minnows think they are? Forest B?
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@Shoutybob
@Geezajay2013
@JohnRealSmith
They will do the same as they did last time and in this case. Nothing,
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@sophielouisecc
Jamaica is a human construct and as such is incapable of love or hate, in the same way as a pencil. Why individual Jamaicans love or hate the UK is down to history. Reading is your friend.
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@SurreyRoadCops
@DesMerid
Possibly because cyclists delay his daily journey to work in his Ford Capri by two minute?
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@3YearLetterman
Notre Dame built a big church in Paris by selling their championship rings. Apparently.
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@KurtWeithaler
@MrMichaelSpicer
Of course no president can complete their tenure with a perfect record. Just imagine what Obama could have done with a supportive house and senate behind him.
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@IAmAlanReynolds
@NoContextBrits
You are either no joining in the joke or are digging deep into the back catalog!
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@NatachaJaneGray
@LozzaFox
@BBC
@Ofcom
I think you may have discovered that with free speech comes consequence.
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@scottybhoy1988
@carolecadwalla
@SimonKuper
When Israel buy Peterborough and North Korea step in to save Wrexham you may have a point.
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@DaveKenworthy
@bulmer1889
@GaryLineker
The thing you need to remember is that other countries have developed their trade agreements over decades. There is no equivalent example of a country just dropping out of a trade block like this. Hoping it’s not true is not going to change facts.
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@Diktat17
@ElectionMapsUK
67% support the conservatives despite 13 years of screwing up the country. There’s nowt as queer as folk.
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@mitchborgen
@kathy_kathys2
@statsjamie
Kathy is keeping herself cool by burying her head in the sand.
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@viccfc
My advice for any new
@ChelseaFC
fans going to Kenilworth Road for the first time tonight is get your food and drink in London. The wine list is famously limited inside the ground and they don't serve Quinoa with the burgers or any variety of Caviar.
#LUTCHE
#thoughtsandprayers
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@Bossanova98
@3YearLetterman
Rubbish! Study after study has shown that British people are just as smart as their US counterparts. This is amazing as we play Rugby without pads and helmets so head injuries are more common. The big difference is that UK law requires you to take financing for buying a waterbed.
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@PharmaC_LDN
@supertedbaker
The comedy valve of the tweet far outweighs the financial value of sending them back!
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@PokeMasterMegan
@Ryanair
Why isn’t that serious? This isn’t the
@Telegraph
. I think you have misunderstood the tone of voice and objectives
@Ryanair
have for their Twitter feed.
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@JamesMelville
I would be happy to accept a lower divorce bill if the pension rights of low-performing members was revoked!
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@joe_rockabilly
@prodnose
Someone needs to tell China and India that population is a key indicator of football quality.
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Can’t believe Luton Town might get promoted to the Premier League next season and this is the entrance to their ground 🤯
#teamslikeluton
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@FBAwayDays
Except of course Luton and Coventry. The only difference being that Wembley didn’t get trashed and no player left the pitch with a bleeding head wound.
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@jsWatp55
@jaymmu
@TaikaWaititi
I think every country can claim a game where people kick a ball around. The point is the actual rules of the game we play today were defined and written by the original Football Association in London. That of course doesn’t undervalue any role Scotland or Scots played.
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@Justsaying36
@Johnson_747
My wife held my hand when we buried my mum, dad and uncle. Not because we are teenagers but because she loves me. The funerals were not at the same time by the way.
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@WatfordFC
I want to be the first to bid on a lifesize replica of any of your major trophies. Please.
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@LigmaJo74418817
@AyoCaesar
I’m still gutted they banned flogging the chimney cleaner boys and have no plans to stop women voting OR reintroduced Tuberculosis.
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@nettymartin
@drumcodeuk
@TinaWight2
@RealMrGloverman
No but it does have a ski jump and Germany’s highest mountain.
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@Nigel_Farage
Where can I buy shares in UK wineries and artisan jam makers? This time next year we could all be millionaires.
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@JoolzDenby
Having a camera inserted in the old boy is not much fun but I was smacked out on morphine at the time 😂
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@LeaveEUOfficial
“One third of Brits have been stopped buying EU goods since Brexit”. Fixed it for you.
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@simoncoll10
@CassyWearsHeels
To be fair, it’s only the white pastors that fly private jets and touch boys though.
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@ForeseeaBall
And a new ground in the town center bringing life back to a community that deserves more than the cheap cliches that Luton is just a shit hole.
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@jfbonner
@LeftWingSociety
But they aren’t. Ordinary people have kept the Tories in power. Until you lot recognize that you enable the mess you see today. The arguments might seem great in the Student Union bar but in the real world this silly left/center theoretical debate costs lives.
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@RevealingDaniel
@BobWestal
@prageru
Or wear mixed fabrics or lay with your wife during her period or any other silliness?
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@jr_cogdill
@PictureTherapy
@Cricrifi
@TwitterSafety
@RealAlexJones
@infowars
@Twitter
And also while you have a right to free speech, that does not indemnify you for what you say. Just because you can say something doesn't mean you have to or there are not implications of having done so.
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@fulton_ciaran
@LutonTown
I don't know who he is but after yesterday's performance, I hope he's not a goalkeeper.
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@rumboboy
@RichardBentall
@Peston
@BentallProf
If you are going to take a pop at someone smarter than you, at least google the correct spelling of awe. Churchill would look at your disrespect for his language with disgust.
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@horse_says_nay
@DarylSting
@SamanthaTaghoy
So a certain group of people like music and left-leaning politics. So what? It’s no different to red-faced greying old people going to Nigel Farage meetings or supporting the reclaim party.
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@JAGpr
@JujuliaGrace
Ann, you are of course entitled to your opinion but there is enough scientific work out there to suggest a mask is of more use in slowing infection rate than sugar pills. Unless you are an epidemiologist or infection specialist of course.
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@PapaPincus
Buy a season ticket for your local team and watch match of the day. You’ll save a fortune on prawn sarnies as well.
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