Taika Waititi
@TaikaWaititi
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Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.
HATER & WRECKER
Joined December 2009
Finally! A place where all the photos can live. There are more out there too. People with Taika sleeping photos must come forward. This is a safe space.
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My heart is broken. My country is weeping and so am I. I am dying knowing that this kind of hatred can happen in my homeland. All my love goes out to Christchurch, the victims, the families, the Muslim community, and all who have chosen our islands as their home. This is not us.
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At least the Oscars will only be 30 minutes long next year.
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Oh that's cool!! I never cease to surprise me!.(the title page is complete).
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I can't stop watching this. I don't even care how he's doing it.
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My daughter just punched me so hard in the balls and won't apologise. She just said "Well I dunno", and walked off. Quarantine is going awesome.
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Happy Valentine's Day to the love of my life. From day 1 you've always been there for me and I guarantee we'll shuffle off this mortal coil together. Such a pleasure waking up to you every morning for 44 years. I love you, me. π€ͺπ¬π
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Now is the perfect opportunity to get motivated, workout, and come out of this absolutely shredded. Sadly we're human and will probably come out of it looking like the people from Wall-E.
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Don't watch that, watch THIS! .It's official, we officially have an "Official Trailer" for what is officially my new film, #JojoRabbit! It officially comes out on October 18. And that's the official news. @jojorabbitmovie
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Hey @ChrisEvans, remember at #TIFF19 when I destroyed the #KnivesOutMovie interview set trying to give you a cuddle? #menace #destructinator
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When one door closes and another one opens it means you have poltergeists. Did you check if your house was built on a graveyard?.
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Here is the full length finished movie. Eat and enjoy. β€οΈββ‘οΈ.#ThorLoveAndThunder.@MarvelStudios @ThorOfficial
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We tried to put even more things on this poster but it made the film look a bit weird. β€οΈ&β‘οΈ.#ThorLoveAndThunder
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Me and Natalia Portman and Tessa Thompson at the Thor premiere in London. #ThorLoveAndThunder opens tomorrow!
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Happy Birthday, Dad. Don't worry, you aren't missing anything. It's shit down here. Also if you can can go ghost mode please tell me where you stashed the money.
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Ugh. Guys, this makes me seem arrogant. What I actually said was "I think I'm probably the best actor. in the world".
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Dream come true to work with Ryan Gosnolds for the first time ever!.
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I'm quitting film. It's the right thing to do when you can bring so much joy to the world with your sewing. Btw it's a rabbit and a snake and the frayed bits are on purpose. It's "rustic". And that's a tongue coming out of the snake's mouth not a tampon you smart arses.
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At least fomo and weekends have finally lost all meaning.
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It's spelled "Mum", but regardless, this is a nice piece which gives some background on the film.
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I guess dreams do come true. FINALLY I get to work with @VancityReynolds for the very first time in my life!! This has never happened before! Wow!.
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From "Visionistical" director, Teeka Wachichi, here's a "teezer traylor", for my anti-hate satire, #JojoRabbit, in theaters October 18. @rebelwilson @alfieeallen #ThomasinMcKenzie #RomanGriffinDavis @stephenmerchant #samrockwell #scarlettjohansson @jojorabbitmovie #visionistical
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Look at my face, guys - that's not love, he's STABBING ME.
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That's how we dooz it. Imagine Donald in this situation.
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Two gorgeous nerds in their natural habitat. And their NZ hero. #GoldblumSandwich #D23Expo
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Darth Vader was the Emperor's bitch. There, I said it. Don't @ me.
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Happy Halloween I'm in a nightmare hellscape called "finishing a script 3 days before principal photography" I hope you enjoy your dumb parties u will be forgotten whereas I will be immortalised in a book about kiwi film makers active between 2005 and 2020. Insert pumpkin emoji.
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This is the third FIRST TIME I've ever worked with Ryan Rennolds. @FreeGuyMovie in theatres AUGUST 13. #ReactionVideo.
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Happy Birthday @chrishemsworth you piece of shit. Always thinking of you and sending unlimited positive vibes your way. Xo
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In celebration of Infinity War's incredible success this weekend, I give to you the original Infinity Gauntlet design which is being sold on Etsy. Congrats to everyone! @MarvelStudios.#AvengersInfinityWar
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I think you mean "American celebrity in public" disguise.
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JOJO RABBIT is now out on 4K UHD, Blu-ray, and DVD. I also have some bootleg VHS copies if you meet me tonight at the Rock n Roll Ralph's parking lot.
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Back on set! I've come to realise just how much I miss shooting. Appreciate the things you once took for granted or whatever zzzz.
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Day 7 of 14 day hotel quarantine in NZ. One dad, two kids, everything going great. until they found the "explode suitcases and trash room" button. Looks like I got a couple of regular Led Zeppelins on my hands.
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I often get asked to direct movies because I have a certain reputation for being smart and responsible. I also often try to pack a suitcase and get distracted spending 15 minutes taking photos of myself in tit hats.
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π³οΈβππ§¨π₯I'm very proud of this romantic comedy we made. Very proud. It's not "bromantic", it's ROMANTIC. If you hate this show, don't worry, I still love you. And I hope you begin to understand the many layers that love can encompass. Love is love baby. #ourflagmeansdeath
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Do not allow those criminals the satisfaction. Go to Mosque, Church, Synagogue, Marae, Maunga. Sink into community and love. In the words of Bob, "The people who are trying to make this world worse aren't taking a day off. How can I? Light up the darkness." β€οΈ One Love.
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Happy New Year! Can't wait to see all the wonders and joy 2022 has to take from us! π€ 𧨠π¬.
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Today I go to the Oscars and this is the only thing that's getting me excited.
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So bummed that it took less than a week, and we didn't debate this for fifteen years before realizing we should ban these stupid weapons.
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I'm super proud of myself for bringing back the saying "Happy Birthday" after everyone tried to change it to "Merry womb eviction".
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I'm calling on all kiwis to help me support a very important cause. racism. #GiveNothingtoRacism π .
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We thought we'd celebrate being the #1 movie in the world by creating this exclusive NFT poster that you can download and sell! Thank you to everyone (even the 17 people who didn't like it LOL) for your support!! #ThorLoveAndThunder
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Lol if the robots are planning to take over the world they're going to need to learn different accents. Nice one, @twitter technology!
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I'm getting that big X tattooed on my face tomorrow so in your face graffiti dude! I win!.
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