I don't know what I'm doing anymore 🇺🇸 Cosplayer, Artist, Gamer, Grumpy Old Man ✧ He/Him ✧ Under 18 not allowed ✧ I still don't know what I'm doing anymore
BREAKING NEWS
Your favorite lewd cosplayers already know that you fap to them.
T H E Y A L R E A D Y K N O W
And they're still perfectly willing to like and appreciate you as long as you don't tell them about it and you respect them as living, breathing, rational people.
I didn't get to finish the cosplays I wanted to, unfortunately.
I packed an Amelia Watson cosplay, though. Might as well show up for Idol Showdown.
#ameliaRT
#cosplay
#Evo2023
I want to say "banger tweet" but it's not a tweet. It's just me... breasting boobily on camera.
Uh... hello, all you new people. I've been cosplaying for over 20 years.
Since
@AvoidThePuddle
was wondering:
Las Vegas air conditioning is excellent. I was so cold that my balls shrunk back into my body, where they used to be before puberty. That's why it appears that I got rid of my nuts.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
@silencedrowns
I personally believe JoJo is a better work BECAUSE of Araki's poor memory.
Can you imagine if he tried to tie up ALL the loose ends at the expense of quality? Like, if he tried to shoehorn Dio using Hermit Purple and other Stands throughout all of Part 3?
I mentioned this to
@shashestar
yesterday and it's something you should consider:
I cosplayed Chun-Li to 3rd Strike finals and who won? Chun-Li.
I cosplayed Nina to Tekken 8 finals and who won? Nina.
Bring me to your next tournament finals and you too can be a champion.
#Evo2024
Hey, everyone. Not sure if I want to come back to social media quite yet, but I just wanted to share my cosplay progress for
#Evo2019
. The alternate costume for Anna Williams from
#Tekken7
is all finished and ready to go!
I appreciate that so many people have told me I have an amazing Chun-Li cosplay. But I have to be honest with you... nearly all of it was store-bought.
The bodysuit was ordered from eBay.
The wig, shoes, shoelaces, and wristbands were all ordered from Amazon.
(1/2)
@tristencitrine
I have a special attachment to F.A.N.G, I guess because it's so different from what I'm used to cosplaying and it lets me be wild and wacky.
(Pssssst... it's coming back to Evo.)