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David Slinger

@davidslinger

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“Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.” ~~~—- “I don’t like to lose.” #RedOiler

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1 year
Shared a lovely moment with @johnbradleywest outside Piccadilly a couple of hours ago. We exchanged a knowing look, absolutely no fuss, it was perfect. Cheers John
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@ediz1975 WE need to start intervening instead of filming
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@wantedkinahan I’d question if he’s a mate and also if this story is real.
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@utdtones @UtdYahz You do realise occasionally the opposition will have a shot right?
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@uppo1976 If only it was real
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@bbctms Let’s be honest, the only positive was not having to watch Kohli celebrate all those wickets.
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1 year
@MUFC_redarmy99 All I see on Twitter at the moment are United fans moaning about the intense media scrutiny we have to put up with. It's not a new thing, this scrutiny has been like this since the beginning of time. Get over it, it would be worse if we didn't matter.
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@zekedabolina @SmnLlyd5 FIFA allowing it to be a circus. When will all the footballing nations get together and break away from this corrupt organisation? #EndFIFA
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10 months
@MartinSLewis @jelleng1 I appreciate your attempt to educate her @MartinSLewis but one look at her tweets would have saved you some time
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@darrenpjones @CommonsBEIS Keep pushing Darren. You're setting a really high bar for other MPs
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@FGRAdam She would never have taken over from the queen, that’s Charles’s job
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@bbctms An average of 22, and 1 wicket in a series which we are going to lose 4-1. It's the stuff dreams are made of 🙄
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7 months
@ediz1975 Love reading responses from the people who completely fell for it and didn’t watch till the end
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2 years
@PED7 🤣 Try again
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10 months
@CPanther95 @metpoliceuk Jog on mate. The Counter protesters are not there to honour remembrance
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@isaguha Erm, India can't prepare a test match wicket?
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@SmnLlyd5 Carragher really on the edge
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10 months
@Wayward_sestra @metpoliceuk Behave, the counter protesters aren’t there to honour remembrance
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1 year
@andytomlee @YallopDiana Bairstow was out. But this comparison is laughable
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@Bappear_com The ball which breaks the law of physics. Lol
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1 year
@bbctms Misses loads of chances, gives his wicket away, and behaves like a child, why is he in the team again?
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@bbctms Scared of Dan Lawrence’s off break’s
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2 years
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@OnyisiJoseph @Oliveresuana If the keeper does his job, nobody is talking about “needless” fouls (which are given away all the time)
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@TheGoodLiars I think he’d struggle to remember his own name
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2 years
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1 year
@bbctms @jimmy9 “I think in a few days we’ll feel that Bairstow shouldn't be keeper.”
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2 years
@ladbible Didn’t you watch???
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2 years
@forthesp0rts @GaryLineker One of the angles shows clear daylight
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@timfarron Imagine Adam Wharton having to play in this United team for the last four months
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9 months
@urgeUTD Terrible defending
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3 years
@Y_chupe @FootballJOE It's not VAR that's wrong, it's the rule.
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3 years
@_sad_ai @latestinspace Any chance they could be more precise?
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5 months
@ediz1975 I don’t disagree, but the trend to do F all is up, and it’s so disheartening.
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2 years
@SallyBu69388163 @richardosman I think they should give up on getting any prints out of that 😂
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11 months
@CantonaCentral @FBAwayDays There you go, it’s really not hard.
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6 months
@AlternativeMUFC It’s a dump. I stood on the Stretford end as a kid, the ground is unrecognisable from then. Football has changed, no space for sentimentality now. It’s time for change, it’s time to make new dreams.
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1 year
@ChristnNitemare It's the official Harry Potter Spellbook you need to worry about
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@pachi0607 @FootyLimbs He played the ball.........s
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1 year
@TheBarmyArmy I particularly liked Smith’s send off as if Lyon had bowled a worldie.
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10 months
@henrywinter Isn’t it related to Heysel?
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1 year
@CrystalRob18 @JonnyLeck97 @Yellowmag @NoSaudiToon What are you on about? All states do bad stuff, that's not up for debate. The debate is: Should any state own a football club? The answer is no.
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1 year
@Mads__Pedersen @LidlTrek Great work yesterday champ!!
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6 years
At the strawberry studios exhibition in Stockport. Couldn’t help thinking of Star Lord! @prattprattpratt
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2 years
@dbritton75 @tariqpanja He may have been happy to wear it, but don’t pretend he had a choice
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6 years
@fredrolland @chrisfroome Can’t believe @chrisfroome acknowledged this rubbish.
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2 years
@BassamHakami @MarkOgden_ He didn’t have a choice
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4 years
@tomwfootball Red all day long, it’s mystifying
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@AlexHartley93 Lol, so many missing the joke 🤣
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3 years
@noop_1882 @sistoney67 Var called him over, nothing to do with the players.
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8 months
@louie_marg @nath_mcfc03 She knows Alan Ball, what’s that got to do with it?
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2 years
@Micheal05285071 @TheBarmyArmy This is when she decided to do it
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2 years
@StretfordPaddck @ManUtdWomen Very impressive considering how appalling that pitch is
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2 years
@JayMotty But if you post a copyrighted video clip it’s down in 5 minutes.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Same reason then can spot a Terminator.
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2 years
@peej1975 @FIFAWorldCup “Forget the negativity”
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1 year
@daz8756 @SkyCricket @Athersmike I bow to your worldwide knowledge of who boxes/rooms are named after.
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2 years
@wuhlf08 @JayMotty Nah, short term thinking has been the problem for too long
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12 years
@aneurinBarnard : We'll Take Manhattan wins Prix Europa for Best Drama 2012 http://t.co/M0erQBeW” @KarenGillan2 Nice work you guys!
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2 years
For all mankind spoilers ahead! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nice one Danielle! Take that Commies #ForAllMankind 😂
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@lovelyhousecat @Rainmaker1973 It’s a complete waste.
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6 months
@BalaynaFerasini I switched off after the first “black alert’ 🙄
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2 years
@ODDSbible Rubbish, we all want him to have a month off
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@UTDEzra_ It's never a pen, but always a pen in Europe. Bonkers
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1 year
@SkyCricket Smith giving him a send off as if it had been a worldie
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2 years
@worldhockeyrpt Its a penalty and a dive
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1 year
@MatthewStadlen @TheBarmyArmy I think that’s a bit insulting to actual wicketkeepers
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1 year
@_harr @mufcRyan__ @City_Xtra @MENnewsdesk Is it an impression or experience? Make up your mind 🤣
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8 months
@aadamp9 All this for a guy who doesn’t want to play for them
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11 months
@SaulStaniforth How is @KayBurley still in a job. Any half decent journalist would have challenged her immediately
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10 months
@MerlinUnited @jimmyneale2608 It blows my mind. Some fictional character from Qatar says he’s going to buy 100% and they all soiled themselves! Wake the F up!
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Babar Azam still using saliva on the ball. Wasn’t it banned by the ICC? Why is it being ignored? @SkySports @SkyCricket #PAKvsENG #PAKvENG Reverse swing now. @BumbleCricket @MichaelVaughan
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@YNWADUB @Cantona_Collars @JFArobinson Maybe your lot should show some fight too, in more than one game a season
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5 years
Can anyone help? I have approximately 400 Hockey cards from 1981, does anyone know who may want them? ebay in the UK isn't ideal as you can understand. Cheers @dstaples @BruceMcCurdy @KurtLeavins #LetsGoOilers #NHL @EdmontonOilers
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@UtdDefence Nobody deserves to lift the cup more than him!
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@Baldulent Just wish he wouldn't insist on palming shots back into danger
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2 years
@SilverBackOmi Show the whole video 🙄
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@dstaples Lean and Connor look gassed, too much ice time?
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2 years
@ibehzad72 @FIFAWorldCup Not gay love though
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2 years
@Venkate64754351 @theanalyst lol. But less than the captain’s BFF 🙄
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2 years
@partizanGreece1 Show the whole video 🙄
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@henrymoeranBBC It’s a floodlight Henry 🙄 Ask @AlexHartley93 she’s an expert
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9 months
@BioIogist Closing down the angle is basic. He is technically awful
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4 months
@JunglistXrp @plumbers_urban So why aren’t we doing it on all new builds?
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8 months
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4 years
@FelixSchlang Finished mine yesterday, made use of the sky today! Saturn V #LEGO #LEGOBuildDay
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2 years
@mufc187886 @MarcusRashford What a moment for those kids!
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5 years
The section of the crowd still booing Steve Smith need to sod off to the football. This guy is an incredible player and after what happened earlier has amazing bottle to come back out. 👏 #ENGvAUS #TheAshes #Ashes19 #TheAshes2019
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@FreyaWoods8 Only when its Australia retaining them 😂
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