Omni Diablo
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@ChefTakai @creepydotorg They also won't remove it in a hurry. The pain he intended to inflict on another, he must now feel.
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@chymaker They said his mouth was smelling. Now we can't afford toothpaste and deodorant. Mouth is smelling, body is smelling.
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@EditiEffiong "I hope one day our children in Africa will be able to have pets. It's traumatizing the pain of eating them". *wipes more tears while picking teeth of anu 404.
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@Nwankpa_A He glanced at him and saw through the gray afro that despite the laurels and acclaim, it was a foolish soul that stood before him.
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@DavidHundeyin A country that threw a tantrum and banned Twitter because they deleted a genocidal tweet of a genocidal despot president. That was when I fully understood the level of immaturity.
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@TosinOlugbenga Went to vote at the polling center near my house. I was very disappointed. No thug to pursue me for looking igboish. I don't think UK are ready for democracy.
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@DavidHundeyin The delusion that Nigeria is a rich always amuses me. You see 100,000 people living in stark poverty. Then you see 1 rich man. Then conclude the country is rich. In the end, data like GDP per capita never lies. And yes we go las las chop statistics.
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@AIT_Online Thank you for hiring a plane to showcase the logo. Just what Nigeria needed. This is the progress we dreamed of. Saponna be praised.
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@FunmilayoMary11 @Sisinene_of_Eko The client in this instant wants regular. Doesn't want better and more expensive. How's an artist crying that the person is a scammer?.
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@collinsayodelee Exactly. Please let's mobilise to Ireland this evening to campaign for her. Bring akanbi and oluomo along. .
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@IkeGod_ @SenatorNwoye Na this mini 2-bedroom flat be ICT hub? Just covert am to chalet for short rest. Or cement shop.
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@IAmContentKing @DavidHundeyin The illusion is because either we don't read, or refused to eat statistics. We heard something with no single proof and have continued echoing it. Nigeria GDP per capita in 2022 was 2449.59USD. Luxembourg 127,673USD. San Marino 47,700. They're not shouting they're rich.
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@DavidHundeyin She's trying to say Nigerians should be happy despite the bleak economy, darkness, plus insecurity. She's saying it from Canada.
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@EmodiMba See ehn. Comrade you are too mature to be misbehaving. Let this be the last time please. We're setting up a committee to regularly go from house to house. Any refrigerator that the back feels hot, you go down. Enough is enough. Aloota ✊ ✊ ✊.
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@Malik__kingg Thing was right there starring at us all this while and we remained blind. Had to be Niger. .
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@TheKemi_Y The movement scattered Partey's head totally today. Man looked like Mctominay out there.
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@ayemojubar @FasanmiLawrence If no be thief wen de the cultist eye, why would he in the first place want to take the seat that someone else paid for. And didn't even have the courtesy of asking. This young man saw through the grey hair of the the useless fellow.
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@Urchilla01 @charlie_odogwu1 @PeterObi @atiku Disappointed or not, Peter Obi will not lead a protest. I'm not igbo but it would be very dishonest to say you don't know how they are treated. Can you honestly say the results would have been same if GEJ was a northerner and #OccupyNigeria was led by an igbo? Let Obi breet. .
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@Osi_Suave My father tried transport business with cabs. He sold everything. A friend convinced me to try it and that my dad didn't run it well. I bought one car and gave driver. I sold the car in about a month, bought air condition for my room and ate the rest money.
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@BuckledFrame218 @brunotesoro @JoshuaJones911 @FreddyLA7 @hieulady0611 Then send a mail to newspapers and stop asking online.
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@shamseddinGiwa If you need stories to help you decide to remain in Nigeria, there's one here. If you need one to motivate you to relocate legally, there are many too. Anyone that appeals to you, go for it.
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@AjeboDanny You go de drink Hennessey here with small peace of mind. Enter club drink overpriced Hennessey for Lagos. Next day you will feel like it's your last day on earth. All your organs will be crying.
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@bibzyCarter @TheBoogieeMan No delusion there. I have not smoked in almost a year and I was called smokey.
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@ilynem This is why people in sane parts of the world are less religious. You will drive at night in uk for hours, and the thought of journey mercies won't cross your mind. You won't think of blood of Jesus. Ordinary 2 hours drive this one did. .
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@JimmyKelvinB2 @KBUdeogu You can live in Benin for 10 years without speaking a word of bini language. Even greeting. Since the inception of uniben, there have been only 3 bini vice chancellors. Then someone from where you must speak their language to alight from bus says they're the most welcoming.
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@TosinOlugbenga @its_Whales @DeleMomodu People have started returning looted money due to Buhari's body language. Smh.
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@AbdulMahmud01 Their pain is Peter Obi refusing to incite in the least. Datti has told them strong words. They can't hold him. They're trying to tie it to Obi.
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@oshoarmani @nyco_l @JajaPhD You need to understand that there are people that want everything. Nothing satisfies them. And they give little in return. Real life ponzi. 20% for 200%.
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@VillageParrot A tech bros said here the president is not important. People cheered. Someone planning to handle the economy of over 150m people asked mockingly "Na statistics we go chop?". People cheered, with the imbe Festus Keyamo laughing like a deranged hyena. We will learn together.
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@Danysleek Man is worth $500k according to Google. A lot of the people bashing him and calling him broke can't boast of a networth of $5k. After bashing him, they'll resume their daily hustle of "Can I ask you for a favor".
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@omaakatugba Your fellow poor people will join the rich person to kpai you. There is no sin as unforgivable in Nigeria as being poor.
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@datcapitano If segalink had lived when Freud was alive, he would have been the perfect specimen for his experiments.
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@ChetoManji Plateau men and women are titans. We want mergers with edo blood. Broccoli will wait.
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@EmodiMba @keleccini Don deceive this one to go buy land there. Now him de ask Onile not Woye for updates. Better turn the place to shrine Oracle not DataOracle. .
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@a_little_god_ @LightHouse3040 @ChicagoState @_weyimi @diisa2002 @JaypeeGeneral @Spotlight_Abby @ruffydfire @urchilla01 @harrizone98 @UkomahM @TheSerahIbrahim @AreaFada1 I need PhD abeg. Plug me ma. Then BSc for my 6 year old daughter.
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@Willofaprince1 I understand that the goal of business is to maximise profit. But there are also times when you ordered goods at N1300 to a dollar, and when it got to you dollar was 1680. This question won't be asked then.
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@CallMe_Joesmith @Oluomoofderby He's actually always been right. There is nothing he's said that's not going on. But the issue is. how dare he says these things out just like that?.
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@The_BeatOven I remember when my elder sis brought it home in 2008. I looked at it and said what kind of book is this. She laughed and said that was her first reaction too. I can't count the number of novels I have read. But I can never forget Purple Hibiscus.
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