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@jestingtime
replace "grab Yoda and use him as a fleshlight" with "fly a plane into the twin towers." not so funny now, is it?
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they should disqualify you for not screaming expletives after a WR
There’s a group of swim coaches online trying to decide whether or not Regan Smith should have been disqualified for saying a “bad word” after breaking the WORLD RECORD in the 100 backstroke.
The conversation is MOSTLY leaning towards “yes” for a DQ.
What. Are. We. Doing.
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@anyafilmed
idk why this happens but it seems like everyone now assumes that a movie endorses the actions of its protagonist as good and perfect and wonderful and if you like the movie it means you agree with everything happening on screen
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if your gut reaction to seeing a cinese athlete is to assume they're duping without evidence, maybe examine why you only do that for chinese athletes. there's as much evidence of Pan doping as there is of Marchand, or O'Callaghan, or Ledecky. That is to say none so far
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@acidshill
sanitization of language/culture is what bugs me most about tiktok too. Extremely unnatural ways for people to interact
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every time you say "swimming has too many events" we add 3 more
SMH: World Aquatics Has Formally Requested Addition of 50m Stroke Events for the Olympics
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@MNateShyamalan
there really aren't any songs out there about california, its bizarre and kind of sad
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@staticbluebat
or if his character was real at all vs just being a sort of conflict fantasy in bateman's mind
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i love how in swimming they're like "oh they touched together! neat a tie :)" and in track they're like "actually his nose hair was slightly less trimmed this morning which means he actually crossed the line 0.000000000006 femptoseconds ahead, so we can't award a tie"
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@disappoptimism
people forget that in the original marathon myth, the guy dropped dead immediately after
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Most total medals: 🇺🇲
Most gold medals: 🇺🇲
Greatest Individual athlete: 🇺🇲
2nd greatest individual athlete: 🇺🇲
Longest event win streak: 🇺🇲
Most world records: 🇺🇲
best swim team: ... 🇦🇺?
Americans being so mad about Australia being better in the olympic swimming is soooooo good like you guys aren't even girt how can you think for a second you make for good competition?
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ok we don't need to do this. i can guarantee you they were testing the absolute shit out of him every meet. success doest automatically mean cheating
In retrospect, all the “double-jointed” “12,000 calorie diet” and “6’8 wingspan” claims were blatant misdirection to distract from the fact that Phelps was almost certainly doped to the gills
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@OneFeIISwoop
spotify loses money on licensing to actual artists so they're pushing a lot of generic/generated music in order to stay in the black. A lot of the stuff on there is AI. Here's a playlist of songs that are exactly the same
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@scotsandlit
he tested clean. he wasn't one of the athletes caught doping. you can't claim he's doping just because of his race
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@BantamSam13
@__femb0t
@CaseyExplosion
this sign just seems like a rlly quick way to get your building vandalized 10x more
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@vergeoverride
@10x_er
oh, so you killed 1 person to avoid the suffering of more than 1 person? sounds like you just pulled the lever
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europeans b like "america has no culture because its one multicultural country, unlike our model of 30 distinct ethnostates"
i cannot believe americans are trying to argue that their states are as culturally different as european countries my fucking god they’re so egotistical
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WAIT "MOST DECORATED SWIMMER IN NC STATE HISTORY"???? she literally has 2 relay golds at NCAA's, berkoff is a 7x world medallist & 4x NCAA champ, sophie hansson 9x and 4x respectively. I thought I just hadn't heard of her but turns out there's a reason for that
Today I met with Kylee, the most decorated swimmer in NC State history. She told me how she changed in a storage closet at the NCAA finals rather than experience the sexual harassment that comes with undressing in front of Will “Lia” Thomas – a biological male who insisted on
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australians don't move the goalposts challenge (impossible)
USA wins the gold medal count and gets 3 WRs by the conclusion of this meet
Question is have they lost more than they've won?
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girl always looks like she forgot she's fast
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@broderbund_soft
@MattLeidholm
@ElyKreimendahl
@MaraWilson
I have my mask on outside not because I think the virus is everywhere its cus my nose got cold
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@ThreatNotation
just improv it bc there's no way in hell theyre gonna know you played it wrong
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@joethemagadon
@TallDarknJewish
thats your reaction? he tried to kill the cyclist and you're arguing that it's his right to murder
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THIS is why america is so good at sports, it's the only way to get dental
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Swimmers to win a world triple in one stroke since Fukuoka 2001:
I. Thorpe 🇦🇺 (200, 400, 800) in 2001
H. Stockbauer 🇩🇪 (4, 8, 1500) in 2003
G. Hackett 🇦🇺 (4, 8, 1500) in 2005
Yang S. 🇨🇳 (4, 8, 1500) in 2013
K. Ledecky 🇺🇲 (4, 8, 1500) in 2013
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the cate campbell video is still so funny because she wasn't even on that team
like girl why are you mad at a cowbell, you're watching from the couch
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@punishedgarage
adult converts are universally the strangest people. they dont have any actual ties to the cultural aspects of being catholic, they just think it's supposed to be conservative, and they wanna larp as crusaders
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@ghoul_alert
pansexual and bisexual are mostly the same, but you're only allowed to be pansexual if you're in a polycule in portland
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whats this angle? physically impossible to look a little flushed after exercise? have you never been outside before? also why do they all say he's purple when hes like... white people skin tone
Serious question: why is his face so purple? It's literally humanly impossible.🧐
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The 46 Club --
Every swimmer to split 46.XX on a relay at a major international meet:
[Swimmer (no. of 46s) - Best Split]
K. Chalmers 🇦🇺 (9) - 46.44
N. Adrian 🇺🇲 (5) - 46.69
A. Bernard 🇫🇷 (4) - 46.26
Z. Apple 🇺🇲 (3) - 46.69
P. Hoogenband 🇳🇱 (2) - 46.70
F. Bousquet 🇫🇷 (2) - 46.63
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@IcyVert
we're all allowed to send the same number of athletes lol, last I checked the US isn't sending all 350 million people to compete
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@kuntarinabluu
it's amazing because he actually didn't do any of those things and it's all made up by homophobic englishmen
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@havanar0seliu
@sixinchbeys
flags don't dictate culture, america has many different languages and cultures that exist within one country. just because it's all within one set of borders doesn't mean it's homogenous
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@Iroh_Pacifist
@Actually_Tina
yea but on a normal car you can just pull on it and it comes unstuck
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it seems like the recipe for insane splits is to have a 6'7 frenchman to draft off of
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"how did you pull this off?"
"I don't know! I came here for the 50!"
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@FerdinandChubb
@MattBrownEP
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@dsarkisova
ah, but one FAMOUSLY puts beans on toast you see
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I'd like to take the time to point out that he's passed every drug test given by WADA and that the US/west also has a doping problem
🚨NEW WORLD RECORD 🚨
Kliment Kolesnikov just CRUSHED the 50 backstroke World Record with a 23.55 at the 2023 Swimming Cup of Russia 🤯
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@itsneverlupus_
chase foreman and cameron all represent different aspects of house personified, you can't like house without liking all 3 of them
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best part of HS swimming is that you have school rivalries where you're also friends because everyone swims for the same 3 clubs
the thing i miss most about HS swimming is that i was actually better than people
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this is what the charts looked like the last time cate campbell won an individual title
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@buggirl29
there's no way its easier to describe an email to a chatbot and try to get it to write what you want, than it would be to just describe it to yourself and then write down the words
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@wcsstallvn
*In her thesis defense*
"kate, we think that the point on axial torque about the hip joint is inaccurate-
kate: thats because you never won anything
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*making coffee* it is by will alone i set my mind in motion, by the juice of sapho the thoughts aquire speed, the lips aquire stains, these stains become a warning--
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@TrueSlazac
I've always been in favor of weighting them by type on the scoreboard. if a country gets 0 gold but say, 25 silvers, in my mind thats worth more than 1 gold and no other medals
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@anticapitalizm
yea but have u considered that this is the most important election of our lifetimes again (we really mean it this time guys)
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bro this looks like the warmup pool
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@AngusJBA
@OrganizerMemes
if you're a college student all you gotta do is go "hey vote for me it'd be funny" and you're guaranteed at least a dozen votes
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@pete_humphreys
@MNateShyamalan
disagree. you might not notice when they're there but you definitely will notice when they're gone
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@rmrf_star
@bed_jartlet98
"it was his fault the driver was drunk" is a wild but not unexpected take from a carbrain
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@sandylanceley
if we're going by per-capita medals, liechtenstein is the most prolific nation in olympic history. all hail the great and powerful liechtenstein!
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@swimswim48
"if i have to watch 5 variations of get the ball to the other side, you can handle breaststroke" might as well be my new bio
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ik there's leon haters on here but a 200br - 200fl double at the olympics is diabolical even with the changed schedule
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@kylesockwell
hate to gatekeep the sport but people really should shut up and learn a little before they embarrass themselves. nobody under that article actually cares about swimming
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@nietwakker
go test him yourself then. all available evidence says he's clean. going fast isnt in itself suspicious, in fact it's actually the entire point of the sport
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