Pete Riot 🇵🇸🇺🇦
@Pete_Riot
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Work as an engineer, but I swear I don't make it my whole personality. I run the BlueBlocker extension and you should too.
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Rebecca Ferguson's husband is off-screen about to start blasting a steel drum cover of P.I.M.P.
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@AtlasJackson
@PuffyCurry
@meakoopa
"So it's a chemistry thing"
"No, the booze makes the ghosts go crazy and they start lighting fires."
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@GunarmGoBRRRR
@RightWingCope
No way in hell I'm paying for a retirement home if this is my parent
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@afroelven
@Nash076
Were the software developers who created deepfakes somehow unaware that they were causing the downfall of the information age or did they just not care?
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@ShadowTodd
I'm still surprised Ocean Spray didnt buy the vid and air it on TV as an ad. They've never had an ad this good.
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@aloomf
@buymakemeooh
@netflix
Y'all don't understand how many people have Netflix just to binge through Friends and The Office over and over.
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@meakoopa
My favorite depiction of Cain and Abel is this painting of them as two mid-1950s schoolyard boys about to come to fisticuffs.
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@Pete_Riot
It’s funny because it ain’t a bad thing it’s just literally, and I mean literally, true. So it’s just kinda like seeing a meme come to life but in a cool way. In my opinion
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@AustinR87448663
@AnimeOrSmthin
@EdMason13
@DavidDFletcher2
@TheOnion
There is no more worthless, pathetic take than "rules are rules."
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@Damian_Oakes
@redsunO21
And it dawns on you that that was literally the only reason they named that character "Christmas." For one pun at the very end of the movie.
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@M__shrug
@redditships
Him: "Babe......I think I love you."
Her: "Oh good, you're finally aware. Can you pass the pepper?"
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@communistbabe
By the end of the week there's going to be a 30000 word story on AO3 about Ariadne meeting her male subconscious in Limbo.
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@ColeyTangerina
@meakoopa
You: "The day we got married was the best day of my life."
Husband: "Awww <3"
You: "What are you awwww-ing about?"
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@inchrethting
@CHAOTICFRONT
@Zornitsa_Gr
Fong: "I'm going to anger you into going into the Avatar state!
Aang: *Gets angered into going into the Avatar state*
Fong:
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@SeruleanArt
Even better: now, the birthday message wasn't even from Dan.
This entire story is fake.
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@JamesGunn
"hurr durr durr look at me I'm a human, I'm going to throw out perfectly good food and then freak out when someone else wants it."
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@FoldableHuman
They actually set medical science back by a lot with all the book burning. They erased a generation of research on transgenderism
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@anorthnorth
@SparkNotes
50% Pride and Prejudice, 25% Hamlet, 10% Great Gatsby, 10% Phantom of the Opera (for some reason), 5% everything else.
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@EssengerMusic
@ecto_fun
He said under oath that he heard from somebody that knows a guy that said that there was some non-human biological material on an unidentified aircraft.
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@Worsel555
sooooo many people pay for Netflix just to watch Friends and The Office reruns on endless loop.
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Geralt and Yennefer: *confess their love and devotion to each other*
Jaskier: "Nooo don't be monogamous your so sexy aha"
@incwitcher
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@MUSTANGS589
@KatieHill4CA
Clearly the best way to honor the greatest bloodletting in American history is to erect monuments to the traitors who caused it.
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@TheNiceCast_
@the9realms
There's nothing more immature than the idea that cynicism is a sign of maturity.
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@Kairamek
@cons_owned
Conservatives see the universe as fundamentally hierarchical. Different things can't be better for different people, everything has to be ranked. So trans people being seen as more valid, to them, means that they, cis people, are now less valid.
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@Nash076
The only way you can say that Trump supporters feel now the same way we felt in 2016 is if you think politics is just sports-team tribalism without any actual consequences to people's lives.
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@ABillionSuns
@meakoopa
I know this is a meme, but he should indeed know that convergent evolution is a thing.
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@PsychicVisions0
@getFANDOM
@Collider
He doesn't even start off sexist. He's a dick to Mulan at the beginning because she's an objectively terrible soldier. She earns his respect and admiration by working hard and showing bravery.
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@ellomelissa
Then: "How can she have THIS bad of chemistry with Robert Pattinson when they're dating IN REAL LIFE?"
Now:
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@JeetoCheesus
@redditships
Me when juicy reddit drama gets resolved by a healthy conversation:
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@VictimsMatter00
@WYETTHASSP0KEN
The basis for your statement is an assumption that the justice system actually works
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@TheRightCant
Yeah conservatives don't seem to get that Satanists don't actually worship Satan. They're just atheists who don't think the word "atheist" is edgy enough.
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@missindierey
@daaaaaanIMAL
@AFosterWBTV
@WBTV_News
Plus these things happen so often that we've become desensitized to it.
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@elivalley
Is this part of the joke? Like, is re-shooting music videos with different women something 90s Eurodance did?
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@meakoopa
This is why I desperately want English subtitles without the [CC], and turn subtitles off sometimes because I'd rather miss dialogue than be reminded of [heavy breathing] or [dramatic music playing] every three seconds.
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@epicness_9
@TimothyNerozzi
@chheplo
You are not extending your existence by training a language prediction algorithm to mimic your speech patterns
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@cringemobile
@SeruleanArt
You can't groom a grown adult. You also can't groom someone with a few texts over the years.
There is no "balance of power" because a celebrity you like doesn't actually have any power over you. This isn't a teacher or employer.
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@OliverLisamarie
@venusinlibra_
I saw a joke that said the girls that thirsted after Edward in middle school grew up to thirst after Bella.
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@mayhem_crimson
Something that happened in the late 2000s is that the protagonists of teen sitcoms were terrible people, kids who would have been the villain in early teen sitcoms. Look at Wizards of Waverly Place.
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@thehiphopalypse
@jacobdotgov
That has nothing to do with it, edgelord, because TV comedy is as strong as ever. They don't make theatrical comedies anymore because every movie needs to be a worldwide smash to be successful anymore.
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@lovemycelica
@THRMattBelloni
You might even make enough room to finally add that Best Stuntwork award...
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@GenreIs7BTS
@SarahCAndersen
But even if they don't have a sad backstory, the internet will just make one up to justify their horniness.
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@PatrickHanlon14
@TheOnion
Neoliberals fantasize more about getting "dunks" than on actual results.
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@bad_histories
I love how the metaphor for the danger of democracy is hitting an iceberg, when the most famous boat to ever hit an iceberg had the top command structure.
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@proyearner
TBH that was never Mulaney's whole personality, it was just a few jokes. That was the squeaky-clean uwi softboi personality the internet basically assigned to him despite that never being his public persona
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@SparkNotes
Other religions: "God is all-knowing, all-powerful, and has a unknowable wise plan for each of us."
Ancient Greeks: "Our gods are useless dumbasses with super fragile egos who can't keep it in their pants."
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@SteveDanay
@allyzay
As toxic as SW fans can get. They at least realize that Star Wars is...ya know....*fictional.* HP fans talk about it as if they genuinely believe that it's all reality. They get offended at jokes about Hufflepuffs, saying "I'M A HUFFLEPUFF!" No you're not, Sandra, it's fictional.
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@KamVTV
Stunned because her stupidity can still surprise people. If someone sat there and claimed that the moon was made of jello I've be pretty stunned and motionless too.
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@myemail21479
@TyloSun
@stylist_403
@JohnnyNoChill
@AOC
And this graphic doesn't indicate that Amazon the company contributed to her campaign, it indicates that Amazon workers did.
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@KenTremendous
Who could have POSSIBLY seen this coming, other than the people who watched the videos instead of taking the racists kids' PR statement at face value?
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@NXOnNetflix
@CixinLiu
Benioff & Weiss: *Rushes the ending of Game of Thrones because they want to make their own stories*
Also Benioff & Weiss: *Immediately adapts another book series*
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@ShadowTodd
Kpop stans are a pathway to many engagement metrics some consider to be unnatural.
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@furrygahbidge
@TheOnion
This article's from 3 years ago. They've been re-posting all their relevant articles from over the years recently.
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@hankgreen
@tall_jw
The only metric that actually matters is how much greenhouse gas we're putting in the air
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@surplusvalmeal
@drmistercody
Dude we're still having discourse about the OT Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and Chronicles of Narnia and freakin' GREEK MYTHOLOGY. New generations discovering things means new bad takes every few years.
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@_Ungroundable_
@meakoopa
I am so exhausted of fiction that just revolves around "This thing you like? In the REAL world it would actually suck, because that's more REAL, man!" Cynicism doesn't make you clever.
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@ActuallyBarkin
@AWFULfanPOSTERS
That's a common theme in these terrible minimalist posters. You only know what it's depicting if you've already seen the movie, thereby negating the entire point of movie posters.
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@Stevietheman66
@shunyata2000
@SpeakerPelosi
@waltshaub
Or just make a new holiday because people are worked to death as it is and our democracy is more important than "productivity."
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@robbfritz
@TheOnion
Onion writers after they draft up a hilarious mock letter from Trump to Erdogan and then the White House officially releases basically the same thing:
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@benmekler
Modern writers kind of hate showing heroes in their prime. Heroes are only good for angsty origin stories or angsty tragic downfalls.
It's the two states we saw Luke Skywalker in, but at least that was separated by decades so it made sense.
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