پرویز مشرف کا پلان تھا کہ ججوں کی بحالی کی ریلی میں موجود شرکاء کو بم دھماکا کرکے قتل کردیا جائے۔ میں نے ایسا نہیں ہونے دیا تو مشرف صاحب بہت ناراض ہوئے. پرویز الہی
انڈیا کو چاند پر پنڈت نے پہنچنایا ہے ؟ امریکہ کو چاند پرپادری نے پہنچنایا ہے؟ ان کے سائنسدانوں نے پہنچنایا ہے. پاکستان کے سائنسدان ایک سوئی نہیں بنا سکتے. مولوی نے روکا ہے سوئی بنانے سے؟ مولوی نے روکا ہے تجھے چاند پہ جانے سے ؟
علامہ ہشام الہی ظہیر
Classy!
Taliban's spokesman tells Iranian anchor that if US tells the people in Iran that it would take them to US, they would also rush to the airport and tie themselves to the planes. 🤔
🎥ادعای عجیب سخنگوی طالبان: در ایران هم بگویند شما را میبریم آمریکا همه به فرودگاه میروند
🔹محمد نعیم سخنگوی دفتر سیاسی طالبان گفت: اگر در ایران هم آمریکا بگوید مردم را با خود به آمریکا میبریم، مردم شما هم به هواپیما آویزان میشوند.
"عقیدہ ختم نبوت اور قانون امتناع قادیانیت کو کسی نے نہیں چھیڑا اور نہ ہی کوئی چھیڑ سکتا ہے، اگر کوئی چھیڑے گا تو ہم بیٹھے ہیں۔"
"اب میں اس نتیجے پر پہنچا ہوں کہ مذہب کو سیاست سے الگ کرنا ہوگا"، مفتی راغب نعیمی 🤔
#PTI
candidates in
#Election2018
. Ali Amin Gandapur (NA-38, PK-97) reportedly hired a suicide bomber to kill another
#PTI
minister Israr Gandapur on Oct 16, 2013.
#PTI
govt made no effort to pursue killers.
As Sec Gen PMLN my advice to all PMLN followers, who carry PMLN banner on their accts, is to never discuss nat’l institutions in derogatory manner. We are a responsible nat’l party committed to undiluted democracy, supremacy of constitution & respecting our nat’l institutions.
#PPP
played 'Good Cop, Bad Cop' game during uproar over Khatm-e-Nabuwat clause. 'Good Cop' (Bilawal, Sherry etc) panderd to liberals mostly in English while Bad Cop (Khosa, Basra etc) pandered to Boots & Beards in vernacular
True but goes both ways.
Rao Anwar is evil due to extra-judicial killings in Karachi but Kandahar's "torturer-in-chief" Abdul Raziq Achakzai is a "symbol of strength and bravey" for doing the same there.
جو وہاں پیو تو حلال ہے جو یہاں پیو تو حرام ہے
Pakistan was on FATF black list for 3 years (2008-2010 and 2012-2013) and on grey list for 2 years (2010-2012) during 5 years of
#PPP
govt. Quite telling of a "regional power".
North Indian Muslim feudal elite were largely pro-British and for good reasons. After all, these were British who saved them from being decimated by Marathas and Sikhs. Even ulema preferred "Ahle Kitab" Brits to local pagan rulers.
Pakistans feudal elite were a product of the Raj. They served loyally often starting in 1857 and broke the siege of Delhi aiding in massacres. In the Punjab, KP and Sindh they often held on to their titles and most became pro Pakistan as late as 1946/1947. East pak was different
Pakistani liberals should be eternally grateful to Zia for weaponizing only smaller denominations (
#Deobandi
,
#Salafi
, Jamaat-e Islami) mostly in the peripheries. The credit for weaponizing
#Barelvi
majority in the epicenter goes to the eternal genius of Bajwa and Faiz.
What? Seriously? Shocking
#PakistanArmy
vehicle and men in uniform supporting TLP openly and chanting slogans for TLP chief Saad Rizvi... After giving 1000 rupees to each now this.. We don’t need any enemy from outside if they are our guardians!
خواتین کو مردوں کا علاج کرنے کی اجازت نہیں . اگر بهت مجبوری ہو تو چہرے پر نقاب ڈا ل لیں اور دستانے پہن لیں تاکہ مرد کے ہاتھ سے ہاتھ نہ چھوسکیں . ڈینٹسٹ خواتین زیادہ خطرناک ہیں کیونکہ وہ ناک سے ناک ملا کر علاج کرتی ہیں .کتنے مرد ان کی وجہ سے خراب ہوگئے . مفتی طارق مسعود
Imran Khan congratulated Putin for countering Islamophobia in Chechnya, Syria and Crimea. He also told Putin that he knows Russia better than Russians and that Russia is the only functioning "Medina State" today, other than China of course.
#Satire
"Moral" custodians of Ummah identify causes of rape. These are:
1. Improper dress
2. Mixed gathering
3. Late marriage
4. Media
5. Internet
6. Reporting rape without 4 witnesses
#BLA
fighters in
#Nushki
and
#Panjgur
also used the US-made long-range rifles with nightvision and thermal devices mounted on them. Only special forces use these weapons and even Pakistan Army's regular infantry don't have that. No wonder Pakistani troops were caught off guard.
نوازشریف نے تمہارے دھرنوں اور سازشوں کے باوجود ملکی دفاعی ضروریات پر کوئی سمجھوتہ نہیں کیا ۔
ضرب عزب اور ردلفساد کے لیئے دفاعی ضرورت پوری کیں اور سامنے سے لیڈ کیا اورالحمد للہ کامیابی سے ہمکنار کرایا۔
تمہاری نالائقی عوام سے روٹی چھیننے کے بعد ملکی دفاع کے لیئے بھی خطرہ بن گئی۔
Faisal Raza Abidi: I am not a specialist but there are no two opinions that USA created
#coronavirus
and launched it against China, Iran and Italy (China's largest trade partner in EU) to ensure that countries trade in USD & not in regional currencies.
@HabibKhanT
Pakistan, unlike neighbors on its Western borders, is not authoritarian but a hybrid semi-democratic regime, so there is still some room for expression of public dissent here. Let's see if Khorasanis, Hazaras, Uzbeks or Nuristanis can sing their anthems in Kabul.
This clip reflects one major difference between Shia and Sunni clergy.
Shia clerics are theologically sophisticated, conscious of their self-image, give evasive and equivocal answers.
Sunni clerics are often crude, direct, politically incorrect, devoid of diplomatic niceties.
Host: Can you give Zakat to a poor Sunni?
#Shia
cleric Allama Taqi Mehdavi: It's a disputed matter. Different mujtahids (top Shia clerics) have issued different fatwas.
Host: Will you give Zakat to a poor Shia?
#Salafi
cleric Qari Khalil ur-Rehman: No.
@omarali50
@saaadmalikk
Hamid Gul used to say that, "ISI defeated US with the help of US in Afghanistan."
Great Khan is now defeating GHQ with the help of GHQ in Naya Pakistan. 😎
Donald Lu ousted my Kaptaan while Khalizad and Bolton come to his defence. Seems Khan has divided not just Pakistani establishment but also US establishment.
Yeh hota hey leader✌️
The US has critical interests in Pakistan. Continued instability and violence are not in anyone's interests. The treatment of Pakistan's former premier Imran Khan hinders relations and raises tensions. Civilians should not be tried in military courts where they have no access to
Syrians in Damascus celebrate the “defeat” of ISIS. Of course,
#Iranians
under the Islamic Republic can’t dance in public. But Syrians rescued by Khamenei’s regime have that privilege.
Thread on
#PPPCandidates2018
Rafique Jamali (NA-235) forced the victim's family to withdraw case against his brother who kidnapped a girl in Dadu (Sindh), attempted to rape her and killed her on her resistance. (Apr 2007)
Comrade Putin has a stellar record of countering Islamophobia in Chechnya, Syria and Crimea. Expect Great Khan to explain that Russia is the only functioning "Medina State" today, other than China of course.
I welcome President Putin's statement which reaffirms my message that insulting our Holy Prophet PBUH is not " freedom of expression". We Muslims, esp Muslim leaders, must spread this message to leaders of the non-Muslim world to counter Islamophobia.
جو لوگ کہہ رہے ہیں کہ فاروق بندیال ن لیگ میں تھا اور بیس سال وہیں رہا اُن کو یہی نہیں معلوم کے بندیال فیملی ۲۰۱۳ سے پہلے آزاد الیکشن لڑتی آ رہی ہے۔پہلی بار وہ پارٹی ٹکٹ پر الیکشن ۲۰۱۳ میں لڑےاور ایم پی اے کا نام تھا کرم الہی بندیال تو پھر کس طرح فاروق بندیال کا تعلق ن لیگ سے ہوا؟
Multiple arrests in central Moscow this afternoon as people come out with posters reading “No to War!” The central Pushkin Square has now been blocked off by police.
Chairman of a liberal progressive political party sends his regards to a TV channel run by by fake degree scammers who shamelessly ran media campaigns of blasphemy, apostasy, treason & adultery against dissenters.
Iran's strategy is to avoid direct confrontation with "Zionist entity" and "Great Satan", and instead target their regional proxies. Iran is a rational actor; ruthless, calculated and, unlike pan-Salafists and pan-Arabists, not suicidal.
@abdsayedd
But seriously, what exactly is Iran thinking? That it doesn’t want a single regional power to side with it, if and when the Middle East conflict expands?
@rafiullahkakar
@mazdaki
#منظور_پشتین_اس_وقت_کہاں_تھا_جب غزوہ ہند میں کامیابی کے بعد اسلامی عسکری اتحاد کا سپہ سالار دہلی کے لال قلعے میں فاتحانہ رقص کر رہا تھا.
#JUIF
tabled bills against honor killings and for transgender rights. So as far as progressive legislation goes,
#JUIF
wins this contest against
#PTI
hands down.
@Red_Hussaini
@BanoBee
@mazdaki
Pakistan has officially praised its "all weather friend" for human rights violations in Xinjiang. "Wahhabi-Zionists" and "Axis of Resistance" have also made a rare show of unity.
@nidkirm
@AU_Qasmi
Just to point out that the USSR and its "progressive" Afghan allies in 1980s had an equal, if not worse, role in ruining Afghanistan for generations i.e. conveniently forgotten by many people. That said, Pakistanis are obliged to hold their establishment to account.
Pakistan decided to take over madrasahs of banned outfits and recruit their members in para-military troops in December 2018 but implementation delayed due to financial constraints now Govt decided to allocate funds for this project in coming budget
@Asad_Umar
Zardari says Pakistan's current establishment is more sensible than all past establishments. Sending troops to KSA is a right decision. Our army and air force were deployed in KSA during ZAB's era and it was Zia who reduced our military presence there.
@khanasif816
@NihariFan
@mazdaki
Momina Basit becomes the third female (and first "non-doctor" female) Pakistani politician to use blasphemy card. Earlier Dr. Shireen Mazari played blasphemy card against Geo (May 2014). The trend setter was none other than Dr. Firdous (Sep 2012).
Even if employers win the H-1B lottery, no U.S. workers apply, and wait years, there is a backlog that is many times the annual cap.
Half the workers are from India, and thanks to the individual country caps, nearly all new Indian applicants will die without getting a green card
@omarali50
@ManuSinghYadav3
@bilal13245
Brits used "non-martial" races to conquer most of India, then used "martial races" to quell the mutiny of "non-martial" ones, then fought subsequent wars across the world using those "martial races".
As they say: "Rule Britannia, rule the waves". 😎
@cyalm
@lawliga
Salman Taseer's father brought charpoy for Ilm Din's funeral. Ahsan Iqbal's mother passionately campaigned for blasphemy law.
Revolution devours its children!
@beheshtitweets
@tabinda_m
Iraqi sociologist Dr. Ali Al-Wardi wrote: “If Arabs had to choose between two states: secular and religious, they would vote for the religious state and go live in a secular state."
Holds true for lot of people!
KP police hushed up Swat child abuse scandal (reported in May 2016) that involved sexual abuse of more than 100 children.
#NayaPakistan
#MisaliPolice
#PTI
KP police refuses to register FIRs in most rape and violence cases. A woman committed suicide inside an SHO’s office to protest against the release of a criminal, but nothing really happened to that SHO.
#NayaPakistan
#MisaliPolice
#PTI
Fence sitters' dilemmas
Takfiri Sunni: Can't choose b/w hijab-enforcer Rafidhis & bra-burner women
Red Shia: Woke but can't offend his community. Can't say who's Husseini & who's Yazidi in this batte
Progressive: Woke but can't be "native informant" of Global North
#مهسا_امینی
Women of Iran-Saghez removed their headscarves in protest against the murder of Mahsa Amini 22 Yr old woman by hijab police and chanting:
death to dictator!
Removing hijab is a punishable crime in Iran. We call on women and men around the world to show solidarity.
#مهسا_امینی
I think increasing urbanization and social media proliferation contributed the mobilization of the people. Also the fact that Pakistani state is relatively open AND incompetent. Such kind of anti-regime mobilization would be unthinkable in Baloch regions of Iran and Afghanistan.
To "PTI allowed PTM rally but PMLN didn't" crowd, if you miss what happened on Apr 12, you lost the plot.
Apr 8: PTM rally in Peshawar
Apr 11: IK supports PTM demands
Apr 12: Bajwa calls PTM rallies "engineered protests"
Apr 16: IK takes U-turn on PTM
Apr 22: PTM rally in Lahore
@TweetsMak
@mazdaki
رانا صاحب کو یقیناً غلط فہمی ہوئی ہے . زرعی سرحدوں کے محافظ تو کلام اقبال سکھانے آئے تھے .
جس کھیت سے #بھائی کو میسرّ نہیں #کرسی
اُس کھیت کے ہر خوشۂ گندم کو جلا دو
@omarali50
Continuing, not increasing, intolerance. A "carpenter's boy" outdid eggheads again. That's how subalterns make higher echelons submit. Some postmodernist woke might write a thesis on this aspect of "class struggle". 😎
@AmrullahSaleh2
"The US masterfully fooled the region by portraying the Taliban as enemy while recruiting them as a geopolitical instrument".
US simply left Afghanistan and Middle East to local actors (Pakistan and Iran) to focus on more important issues with China and Russia.
انجمنِ مزارعینِ پنجاب کی خواتین اپنے مردوں کے سامنے آ جاتی تھیں تاکہ فوج اور پولیس جب دھاوا بولیں تو پہلے ان کو لے کر جائیں۔ اس کے نتیجے میں کئی خواتین کی زبردستی طلاق کروائی گئی تاکہ وہ شرمندگی کے مارے گھر بیٹھ جائیں۔‘
The US just doesn't stop US-ing, does it? And by 'US-ing' I mean 'shitting all over the rest of the world by supporting genocides, overturning elections, assassinating political leaders--just to protect its own interests.'
@Tooba_Sd
@sabizak
Casual racism (that exists among ALL groups) is qualitatively different from institutional racism but common Punjabis DO suffer due to the former e.g. killing & displacement of Punjabis from Balochistan. That said, institutional racism DOES favor majority group i.e Punjabis.
1. "Fog of war" is a thing.
2. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
3. Next to impossible, in the age of smartphones and social media, to cover up the aircraft's debris and the pilot's mob lynching in a highly populated region.
Ali Amin Gandapur (NA-38, PK-97) accused by Dawar Kundi (
#PTI
MNA) for providing ‘logistic and physical support to the criminals’ involved in parading an orphan girl naked in DI Khan. Prime suspect is still at large.
#Elections2018