Texanus Giganticus
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pronouns: chad/thundercock
Houston, TX
Joined August 2011
The absolute best way to make your cast iron skillet nonstick: 🧵1/418.
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@therealbuni You know this is fiction because otherwise there would have been a round of applause.
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@ashtonpittman You get mad when white people gentrify an area. You get mad when white people leave an area if it goes to shit. Sounds like what you really want is for white people to stay miserable.
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@DovySimuMMA 3 voluntary choices. 1 being the victim of someone else's choice. Totally the same.
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@houstonpolice The thief was risking their life when they stole from me. If they're willing to die to keep it, that's on them. You guys aren't here to stop criminals, you're here to deter vigilantes. Because vigilantes might manage to expose how little government is actually needed.
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@HawgTexas Escaped cartel hitman killed a grandfather and 2 kids not far from my place up around Centerville. Fortunately they caught up to him around San Antonio and filled him with bullets.
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@Oilfield_Rando They don't do this in castle doctrine states for a reason. There are no squatters in Texas. Only "I thought it was a burglar I feared for my life if you have further questions I'll direct you to an attorney".
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@Oilfield_Rando If your lady has guys she uses for hookups or FWB, she's not your lady, it's just your turn. Women who do this aren't marriage material.
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@FlorioGina Well said. The best women don't have separate classifications, because they don't fuck men they wouldn't marry. Same for men.
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@Oilfield_Rando Women travel to dangerous places out of defiance for the same reason people own pitbulls. Nobody actually likes pitbulls, they just want to prove they're such skilled dog handlers ("world travelers")they can own a worthless breed that excels at nothing without getting mauled.
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@Mrgunsngear How did gun control fail to keep guns out of the hands of criminals on a literal island in the middle of the Caribbean.
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@RealDianeYap ALL men are focused on body count. Only men who can't discriminate don't. This is biology. Few things more female than arguing against evolutionary biology because of "feelings".
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Air strikes.
You’re at the counter inside our meat-free restaurant, what are you ordering? 🤔
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@NsPostingFs You know this is a fake story, right? No way the father is around after 11 years.
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@bizlet7 If white women will start putting down the fork on occasion, and maybe lay off the Zoloft, the trend can be reversed.
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@NuitGod An actual segregationist, and the great grandchild of actual slave owners, who knowingly left innocent men on death row.
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@HardPass4 Community Notes: "that is in fact not a mortar round. That is a silicone buttplug being ribbed for texture".
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@Tennessee_Mojo I was on a flight with her coming back from London a few years back and I wanted to get pictures because I'm 6'7 300 and she was really that tiny, everybody else had the same idea though and I felt bad bothering her so I didn't.
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@RealDianeYap The words she chose said that she doesn't have the raw animalistic attraction to him that would allow her to see him as a sex object. It's like telling a woman she's ugly but has a great personality.
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@SStricklandMMA @meganfox She’s still forcing her kids to transition. There’s no saving her.
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@Michellebbz They do this because they aren't run out of town and I mean that very literally. We should be harassing them in public to the greatest extent legally allowed. That's the point of having your representatives local. If their wives aren't being approached and lambasted by angry.
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@KenWebsterII @JesseKellyDC Screenshotted that one. In case the Louvre ever runs low on masterpieces
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@Colwildotcom @dgfbotnumber1 @SpaceBandido8 @LeggettOpal @thejigg NB: in Texas we just smoke the belly whole. As the good Lord intended
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@realchrisrufo Doesn't matter, she's black, exonerated, next case. It's racist to hold black people to the same standard as everybody else.
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@ybarrap @BabySonsie She was strangled, raped, and murdered, because you want to "win" politics by importing votes. Welcome to the war. I'm on the side with all the guns and muscle, you're on the side that melts down over pronouns. I look forward to your eulogy
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@NotABBWLover @codemaggot they're both fucked .if you can't pass quickly, don't pass. Just deal with it. If you see someone passing like this, you know everyone behind you is pissed, let the prick pass. Wild how times have changed. Truckers used to be the best drivers on the road.
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@catturd2 @McmackinMichael @CptMadMurdock Weird, because I recall you had a very strong opinion on cargo ships based upon your experience driving a bass boat.
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@JohnnyReb1989 I mean at this point the mask is gone. Go armed. Anyone trying to confiscate your supplies should be treated as a pirate on the open ocean. I don't care what uniform they're wearing. Let them deal with the optics of going heavy-handed against people trying to help.
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@RepRiggleman @Joel60485568 @miresjs Except he raises a valid point about application of the letter of the law. You have no rebuttal other than throwing a tantrum. Hunter Biden is on video committing a felony that would have landed pretty much anyone else in prison for multiple years.
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@rawmilkhoney Really only lonely women in their 30s complaining about this. "Any ideal that isn't me or makes me feel insecure is wrong and gross!".
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@mspmetrodet What are the statistics on crimes committed by CPL holders compared to crimes committed by police? Surely you have these statistics.
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@Watchman_motto We will soon learn, if we aren't already, that "easier" is not necessarily "better". The human animal malfunctions when things that are meant to be difficult by cosmic design are made simple and cheap. Cheap dopamine breaks the human animal.
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@WarrenHuck @jk_rowling @transwidows Just skip the middle man and eat dirt directly; same taste, way more iron.
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@Cleavon_MD Curious, how many "kids" have you seen die from COVID? Hell, how many under 20? Because the entire state of Arizona has seen. 11 total deaths under the age of 20. 266 under the age of 45. I guess you must have treated each and every single one of them.
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@billybinion it's called fighting back.they wont stop until their own weapon is used against them.you aren't going to guilt-trip people into lying down and dying for the sake of principle.
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@SWENGDAD See now I defended women on this meme, but you went and said something stupid. Anyone who has had their dick inside a variety of different vaginas will tell you there is a difference if they are being honest. You shouldn't dismiss a woman for this, nor should you lie about it.
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@amuse They aren't doing this for ANY reason other than to intimidate. And EVERY single one of these agents know that's why they're being deployed. They all know there's no real threat. They do it any way, and they don't speak up. These are bad human beings. Treat them accordingly.
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@isabellarileyus Yes. And with the work ethic it takes to get there, she'll maintain that fitness level as she ages; meanwhile women who practically have an eating disorder to stay "skinny" but never do strength training just end up losing the battle over time.
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@RobProvince Be a real shame if he spent the next month getting realistic horse dildos delivered anonymously every single night.
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@BudLightSadness The rural areas don't need the urban and suburban areas. They'd be just fine with barter. Still are often enough. The banks need the rural areas to take their worthless paper in exchange for things of actual value, so they can fund unneeded conveniences.
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@CDCDirector @andersoncooper @drsanjaygupta Please post evidence cloth masks are effective. Numerous peer reviewed studies demonstrating them to be ineffective for respiratory viruses. Given we pay your wage, you should provide hard data backing up your assertion.
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@OfficialJoelF @Marlins Unless you have a bidet at home, they're going to make you regret trying to make them regret this.
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@luinalaska Put it in a faraday bag, then take it out, then put it back in, basically make the device look like it's malfunctioning and see who shows up.
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@Aristos_Revenge @TheRealRorbo Holy shit. We can say tranny now without having our post disappear?.
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@tsarlet2 @Aristos_Revenge @TheRealRorbo I have way more fun telepathically projecting it into people's brains without saying it
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@firearmvideos The gun has. no sights. No optic. No way of aiming other than guessing. This is why we hear stories like "4000 shots fired, 0 dead, 38 wounded".
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@nypost That's not what she admitted. I'm not real keen on defending academics but the errors cited are SO minor. She omitted quotes but gave proper attribution. Your headlines are garbage, I'm not clicking.
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@MailePRMedia @CollinRugg @money_bubby And how exactly are they supposed to get the memo? It's not a swimming pool, it's a beach. It's miles and miles long. Look at a map.
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@RealDianeYap @NeoterismoiTaki That's literally the most valuable thing that can be acquired by any species. The number one prize at the top of everything else is reproduction. That is our biological imperative. It's the primary driver for everything we do. Everything else is the conscious overriding instinct.
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@AP Illegal Venezuelan migrants. Nicolas Maduro opened the Venezuelan prisons and put the prisoners on planes and buses to come to America - just like Castro did in Cuba. This isn't even controversial or a conspiracy theory, he's doing it and not hiding it. YOU guys are hiding it.
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@KyleSeraphin @FBI Ummm. if that clearance isn't permanently revoked we might as well just do away with information classification altogether. Someone failed that vetting process.
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@L0SCH @NotABBWLover @codemaggot So to reiterate, you are the problem. You won't lay off the gas for 30 seconds and let dude in front of you because you take any minor inconvenience as a personal slight. "I don't care if traffic is backed up for miles, not my problem".Cool. Your time is coming pusscake.
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@LinaHidalgoTX You know it's 2024 and we have both the internet and video yeah?.Best part of watching this is seeing confirmed what everyone already knew, you simply aren't cut out for this role. You just arent mentally and emotionally able to handle the job, and every single naysayer was right.
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@AmiriKing That's wild, they were able to walk with you to get to the car but they can't make an extra trip back to the front of the store with you to put up the cart.
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@lporiginalg How in the blue fuck is corn on the cob a Jewish food? It's been eaten in the Americas since before even the construction of the first temple.
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@RLStollar First ever white guy who doesn't understand per capita. Did you know spouses are also the most common perpetrators of domestic violence incidents? .I have all kinds of other comparably useless metrics.
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@RyLiberty @Chahuapa That's most of the Western world and that's what's so heartbreaking, if you tolerate a low standard based upon somebody's race then you get more of that low standard. And it's not that their skin causes it, it's society excusing it because of their skin that causes it.
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@wayofftheres Random and nonsensical the whole thing is. It's fucking theater. Theater where real people are dying, but orchestrated nonetheless.
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@rawmilkhoney I don't think most people even have a clue what their future is going to look like until ~25. I will grant that some people luck out and ride the wave of love earlier than that, but that's the age (to me) you can make an informed choice. You do two 3-year relationships, you're 31.
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@mugshawtys @elonmusk My dude you are an account made for thirsting over women's mugshots. You exist to simp.
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@VABVOX The 1994 crime Bill put the majority of black people in prison. You go ahead and have a look and see who's the author of that.
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@twatterbaas Leave. Set your crops ablaze and let them starve. When there's nobody left, go back and get ten times the land for pennies. Farmers are not the people to piss off.
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@AlexBerenson There's a cop in prison for doing exactly what was in the MPD manual to a man who was on a lethal amount of fentanyl.
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@RvrLrd @esjesjesj Except black people murder other black people more often than any other race. And yet they still managed to do so many total murders there's this great a disparity
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@BlackRock You're investing in our energy companies and then demanding they abandon nuclear and fossil fuels in favor of green technology.
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@coldxman She's still in a position of power and still collecting 900k a year, y'all stop acting like this is a win. It's a minor embarrassment. She should be unemployable and everyone who ever got nailed for plagiarism should be suing Harvard.
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@ichthys30 You tell people to follow the rules and work hard. Not because that's how they will be rich, but because their children will have opportunities they didn't, and their grandchildren will have opportunities their children didn't. Until Elon imports your grandchild's replacement.
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@esjesjesj . that's a decrease. The own-goals on this just don't stop. 70 years of leftist rule and he takes a massive cut out of inflation. You're unwittingly campaigning for him.
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@nypost There's a guy with a funny cardboard sign panhandling for beer money around the corner from me, should I ask him his opinion too?.
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