Tsar Apu II Apustayevich
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Seattle, WA
Joined October 2022
The name Edward M. House is all but forgotten outside a few specific circles, and yet no other man deserves more credit for the modern world order - a community of Our Democracies so established that many can't conceive of international relations being conducted any other way.
Ramsey theory thread. We’re going to start with some elementary school level mathematics and gradually work our way up to recent discoveries in the field as of 2024. Along the way we’ll talk about the four color theorem, multidimensional tic-tac-toe and a few other things.
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The first time they change a nonwhite historical figure to be white instead of the other way around it's Elliot freaking Rodger.
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@libconservative If you don't understand why getting your groceries from a charity while employed at a well-paying job is a bad thing, you have to go back.
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When the government found out about AIDS, they tracked its spread to violent homosexual orgies at bathhouses. When they suggested the bathhouses ought to be closed, gay protestors compared it to the Holocaust. That literal wall of text is doing some serious whitewashing.
I know this is engagement bait so I’ll turn it into a teaching moment. I saw this painting at the Broad and ugly cried in public. Here was the accompanying text and quote.
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It's the one whose hands are twice the size of the actual women.
reactionaries spend 99% of their time calling trans people ugly, then post pictures where you literally cannot tell which person is trans
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"Mr. President, you were aware I wanted to join the CIA?". "Yes. In fact I can tell you why, my man here has a binder with your original job application. Let me take a minute to tell you why they rejected you. In 1607 a trio of English ships established a colony in Jamestown. "
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@JGreenblattADL @elonmusk We need a poll whether or not to suspend Jonathan Greenblatt. Vox populi, vox dei, after all.
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@plantationdrip The two political parties in the USA are the "We love blacks more than we hate crime" party and the "We hate crime more than we love blacks" party. Their radical fringes are "Actually we don't hate crime" and "Actually we don't love blacks" respectively.
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@Anarseldain Actually preventing "undocumented students" from using the bathroom at school sounds hilarious, let's do that.
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@deusinferno3141 @Wallstreetrtard @TrueSlazac @Cryptstronaut I have a better idea. Let's enforce the borders, document everyone who passes them, and ensure anyone who doesn't leave after their tourism permit expires is jailed and/or deported.
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'Wait so does he need his mask to live'.>Idk, I think he implied it.'But he said it would be extremely painful'.>For CIA, not for him.'Is that what the "for you" was referring to?'.>What else could it be.'Well Bane could be telling CIA he's a big guy for him'.>Don't be silly babe
[watching dark knight with my ex girlfriend].‘Whoa! Who’s that guy?’.> idk a guy who works at the bank.‘Where’d he get the gun?’.> I’m assuming from his desk.‘He’s allowed to have a gun at work?’.> sure .‘Is he a good guy?’. It continued this way for the next two and a half hours
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@TheManlet_King @Reicist_ But the front three rows are not flat, which can't be inferred from the top view, meaning the art makes no distinctions in the height of any single stack.
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POV: You are the government coming to put Section 8 housing in a "white-fortressed" small suburban town
A phenomenon known as "white fortressing" is driving movements to form new cities and secede from majority-nonwhite regions in the US South, write @Luisa_Godinez_P and @BrianDSmedley
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Remember that they simultaneously convicted Derek Chauvin of both voluntary and involuntary manslaughter.
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@ErinEARoss Are you really not able to tell? I figured out left is male in like a tenth of a second.
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@plzbepatient "We'll set up a special economic zone for you around the United States Canal. You can hire anyone you want down there."
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"Since you're fact checking me, I'm going to fact check you, Margaret."
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@CovfefeAnon Some women are more hurt by being called "unrapable" than by actually getting rареd.
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Fellas, is it white supremacist to care about your kids?.
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@woke8yearold MLK is actually the number one answer for when they ask high schoolers "name a famous American who isn't a president", although black kids tend to only name black figures for that question in general.
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Merlin's name used to be Myrddin but they changed it because they got tired of the French laughing at his name for sounding like merde (shit). "Ho ho ho, the English and their shit wizard"
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@sentinl_grave I love this escalating identity spiral."I'm black"."I'm in a subordinate position"."I'm gay"."I was abused"."Accusing blacks of abuse is a fireable offense".
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Centuries from now, "Donald Trump" will be a generic title for a leader in the same way as Caesar or Karl.
@LRH_Superfan I just look up who the local Donald Trump is and understand 100% of the country's politics through that label
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How do we get the Haitians to eat the pit bulls.
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"Leftists have a mutation that makes you not a p- ACK!"
*trying to make people more rw* leftists have a mutation that makes you not a pussy.
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All I'm saying is, Trump ran and won in 2016 on kicking these exact two groups of people out of the country
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@hayasaka_aryan >Bethesda fixes the Starfield Stare.>some modder adds it back in for when you play a troon
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Putin is 10 minutes into a 1200-year-long history lesson and now he brought out a folder full of documents "just in case you think I'm making all this up". I'm already sold
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Imagine a carnival game where you pay $10 and do a trick, if you win you get $20.Many pay the $10, try and fail.One guy wins every time and keeps getting back in line.Carny tells that guy "you can play our other games but get out of my line".This is how casinos view card counting.
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"Bro, you're not going to believe this. I found 100 GIGABYTES of pictures of Hunter Bіden's penіs. This is going to put him away for life. Yeah, I'm on my way to you now. I'm about to head over the bridge."
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I think the only reason I remember the Dallas BLM shooter is because /pol/ nicknamed the police robot that ultimately blew him up "R2-Dindu"
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>Be America.>Go to the moon (feminine).>Bring back female energy.>Become gay. The only way we can save our civilization is by landing on the sun (and coming back)
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@vers_laLune I really enjoy how he alternates between hitting the guy in the face and hitting the dog in the face.
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@NordmarkJens @somaliengin @memeticsisyphus You should enlist in the Ukrainian army and join their fight against Russia if you believe this.
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John McCain is Latino (he was born in Panama)
She was born in Detroit. She's an American.
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She opens to two pages of a pamphlet claiming to list "white Christian nationalists" and hits two Mexicans lmfao
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@captivedreamer7 "They're all just sitting around outside, not working.".Black city councilwoman: "What's wrong with that?".
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Sailer's Law of Mass Shootings.
Zimbabwean tank crew achieves 0% accuracy during the Tank Biathlon in Russia after the gunner misses all their shots and the tank commander refuses to shoot. (2022)
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@modernsexmotel @DonnelVillager Died from complications related to unprotected anal sex with other men.
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Remember how Mark Cuban got so assmad at this tweet that he spent a full day retweeting antisemitic memes in an attempt to get the site shut down?
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@LookAtMyMeat1 I was going to say he blends into the setting of most of his assignments, but then I remembered in one of the new games he goes to Mumbai.
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@extradeadjcb The state of gun control in Illinois, it was either a crossbow or a flintlock musket.
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@MysteryGrove He's right. They would've knocked it down from 189 to 50, and all 50 of those years a bunch of 20-somethings from NYU would have tried to get him out of prison.
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@EricRichards22 Canadian Breaking Bad is just 1 season of a doctor trying to convince Walter White to kill himself.
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@RWApodcast He gave a Nemets style breakdown of how Ukraine formed over 1200 years with a detour into explaining why Poland is to blame for WW2.
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@AmericanHussy @ImBillRay Someone with onlyfans in bio surprised that people are attracted to each other on the first date.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 The actual, canon lore behind Dean Thomas's parents is that his wizard father knocked up a Muggle woman and then abandoned her
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Time to restart the thread of threads. First up:. How a CHUD uncovered one of the Soviet Union's best spies
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@paul_hundred Being a method actor, Daniel Day-Lewis practiced this scene by going up to random black people on the street and telling them to go back to Africa
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@tulpapilled I hope I'll never have to experience the "adrenaline" of getting electrocuted in the shower, Brazilians can have that one to themselves!.
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One of the biggest political own goals of our generation is that the push for police bodycams originally came from the left
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