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Husband | Father | BYU Fan(atic) | Real Estate Focused | Live to Play
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@autiger8l5
@RamsNFL
The Bengals aren't even in it without the refs letting a blatant Offensive PI call go on the 75 yd TD.
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I was disappointed at how many people at the ward party didn't know what we were supposed to be.
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Actual conversation with Winco cashier just now -
Him: Did you go to BYU?
Me: Yeah, how could you tell?
Him: You look like you went to BYU.
Me: Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess so.
Him: That's not a good thing, man.
Me: 😳😕 Well...see ya later.
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The worst part of being Mormon is helping peeps move. The BEST part is having 13 dudes show up to help ME move and being done in 35 minutes.
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Crumbl should do "minis" that are the size and price of a normal cookie. It'd be groundbreaking.
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My wife went into Zions Bank to wire that account balance to our Chase account. They told her the wire fee was $27. So, she said, "Ok, can I withdraw $32k cash please?" The lady behind the counter quickly waived the $27.
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This was one of my favorite things from the game last night. Not sure what sparked it, but this girl was mean mugging someone by me for about 10 straight minutes. USU ended up bringing 2 of their cops over to join this guy in shielding her from our view. It was hilarious!
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HIS appearance, which I didn't notice or care about until his comment: scraggly 6 inch goatee, neck tattoo, gauged ears.
But we LDS peeps are the ones labeled "judgmental".
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@espnW
@SportsCenter
This is really sucky. But, if there's no demand for what you do, and nobody willing to shell out money to come or tune in to watch, then what you've got is a hobby, not a job.
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@snowysuns
@infamouschar
You want me to spend an hour researching where to buy my $12 t-shirts, now?
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@TheShowSDSU
Somebody tell this clown that SDSU's run heavy offense is far better suited for cold weather than BYU's pass heavy offense.
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This kid has been a fantastic addition to the BYU family.
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I TRIED to get ET'ed after a 45yo married member confessed her love for me and said she'd received revelation IN THE CELESTIAL ROOM WITH HER HUSBAND AT HER SIDE that she should leave him and we'd be together. Pres wouldn't transfer me. 3 more months of awkward Sundays.
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@DonovanMyles
@SaycheeseDGTL
I proposed with a blue raspberry ring pop. 100%. Got the ring later. Wanted the proposal to be a surprise but still let her choose her ring. 13 yrs and 4 kids later, she's still the coolest person I know.
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@Treasurerer
I think her character isn't funny. Doesn't mean SHE isn't funny, but I think Kelly only had a few good funny moments.
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Healthcare is such a racket. I just called the hospital and negotiated a $5,500 bill down to $2,679.89.
THEN WHY THE HELL WERE YOU GOING TO CHARGE ME $5,500 IF YOU'D TAKE HALF THAT?!
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Jan '19 - Laid off after 8 yrs at the company
May '19 - Started entirely new career
Dec '20 - Hit 200% my previous annual salary
Dec '21 - Will hit 650% my previous annual salary
Adversity hurts and is scary, but there are blessings waiting.
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@derikstevenson
My bro was Cosmo for 2 years almost a decade ago and had a traumatic brain injury almost 2 years ago. In most ways, he doesn't even resemble the same person anymore. But he's still a die-hard Cougar and gave me these same socks 2 days ago.
#GoCougs
#GoBigForCasey
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@PastorMark
@ByuSome
@TylerCenname
We're not claiming to be on YOUR team. We're on JESUS' team. That's all I care about.
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@cajunsicily
@cenkuygur
@realDonaldTrump
Kids were in cages under Obama too. Be careful how many lines you draw in the sand. You'll find you're on the wrong side of some.
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@TheMormonLikes
Was sitting in the congregation, and noticed my brother, who was scheduled to speak, wasn't on the stand. Bishop whispers with his 1st Counselor, then they lock their gaze on me. I thought, "I'm gonna kill Casey..."
So, roughly 18 minutes of notice.
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@gayheartattack1
@causekryssaidso
Having a Trump sign doesn't MEAN he's any of those things. He may be. But the sign doesn't tell us that.
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Gonzaga beat Portland by 28. BYU just beat Portland by 45. Transitive Ws over the Zags feel SOOOO GOOOOD!
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@el_phaba
@Treasurerer
Clearly, I didn't get my point across. I was TRYING to show that, I think, people can't separate the two. If they think Kelly isn't funny, they then think Mindy isn't funny. I was saying Kelly can be an unfunny character and Mindy still be funny.
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@kellhaight
@BYUfootball
@TomHolmoe
@BYU
@kalanifsitake
The enforcement of the hair part of the HC has gotten far more lenient the last decade...as it should.
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@JakeRexLee
@BillSimmons
Get your house in order, man. Don't care if you don't like or care about the Jazz, but they've earned respect.
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@BlackBlessedLDS
That’s quite a pay cut for most of those guys from their professional careers.😂
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@CartoonsPlural5
@ESPNNFL
@ZachWilson
@nyjets
He threw 11 TDs and 0 INTs that postseason. It was incredible.
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@briancrice
@ByPatForde
@SportsRadioWNML
"...been through a lot..."?
Enlighten us. You mean the ups and downs of college football?
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My business partner, and one of my best friends, took his life last night. And I have so many thoughts and regrets. I know I TOLD him that, anything he needed, I'd be there. I know I TOLD him how much he meant to me, how grateful I was we met. But did he KNOW?
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It's moments like this that I'm like, "Okay, let's forget the Honor Code and bring in some athletes."
#BYUvsLSU
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@maury4224
@CSimmsQB
Yep, being older and skipping virtually all training/practice for 2 years is the optimal way to go. That's why the best college coaches advise their players to do it and the best NFL GMs are looking for players that did it.
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This is the face of a man realizing his daughter is holding a positive pregnancy test his wife just whipped out, meaning kid
#4
is on the way...1½ yrs after we decided there would be no
#4
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#shock
#terror
#slippedanotheronepastthegoalie
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@thedailybeard
@mikegolicjr
@minakimes
Christensen - 22
Empey - 22
Hoge - 22
Herring - 23
Freeland - 20
Barrington - 21
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@matzkeworldwide
@ProfRants
@WomenPostingLs
Anything to point the finger of blame and avoid personal accountability, right?
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@spencermusic10
All the good stories from people’s lives that involved alcohol could’ve still been the same without the booze. The awful stories that involve alcohol usually would’ve been very different without it. That’s enough reason for me to avoid it…plus, it smells like ass.
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@USUtheRightBlue
Lohner and Oldroyd are both very likable dudes. I think this says more about you than them.
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@TheMormonLikes
Treating sacrament meeting musical numbers like they're auditioning for The Voice.
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@mhelal2
In the last 24 hrs, you've tweeted about BYU or a specific BYU player 25 times. If you liked Utah as much as you hate and are obsessed with BYU, they'd name RES after you.
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Okay, I slept on it, and still feel the same this morning. BYU is the greatest college football team in the country!
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@AriWRees
I wouldn't take a nonmember friend, not because of the script, but because it's boring as hell.
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@derikstevenson
It's like the girls who Facebook stalk their exes even after they're married. It's real...and pathetic.
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I know everyone thought Russia invading Ukraine was going to kickoff World War 3…
…but you were all wrong.
It was my mom asking if my 8 months pregnant wife is the biggest she’s ever been.
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@TheMormonLikes
Spending half their talk giving dictionary definitions or origins of certain words.
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@jhallito
If this is all true, this is ridiculous. However, having been out on probation by the HCO at BYU for my hair TWICE as a white student, I'm not inclined to believe this is racially motivated. They also provide no evidence of anything. It's all hearsay, like most these stories.
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@kellhaight
@BYUfootball
@TomHolmoe
@BYU
@kalanifsitake
This goes for all students, not just athletes.
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Next door neighbor's candy setup for Trick or Treaters, last night. Other next door neighbor made cotton candy to order on their front lawn. Other neighbor was grilling polish dogs for everyone. About half our neighborhood gives out full size candy bars. This is the way.
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@CosmoSoake81435
@Average_Homeboy
He/his teams/his players haven't had the impact on the game that Lavell and his teams/players did.
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@jasminedragn
@againstgrmrs
Why? This kind of stuff is unacceptable ON A PUBLIC STREET from anyone, no matter what their orientation is.
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@clebaron617
@PKKinahan
That's hilarious! As a college player, it's not close.
Jimmer: 28.9 pts, 3.4 reb, 4.3 assists, 1.3 stl per game, made the Sweet 16 and ended ranked 10th.
Merrill: 19.7 pts, 4.1 reb, 3.9 assists, .9 stl per game on a mediocre, unranked team that is barely making The Dance
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Blasting "Bulls on Parade" by RATM (edited, of course) for the 6 elementary kids in carpool this morning.
Eyes are wide.
Comments:
"My mom doesn't listen to anything like this."
"What IS this?!"
"They sound like they want to fight."
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@SportsOutliers
@bluebloodcoug
He was excommunicated because he asked for change, got an answer, didn't like that answer, and basically was in open rebellion against leadership saying the Brethren are wrong. Having a problem with the policy wasn't his issue. It's his response to not getting what he wanted.
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@_pirahnas
@khyiristonga
BYU is 26-5 against USU in the last 31 meetings. I'm comfortable with how things are going. Order has been restored.
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@bravegrapes
So your position/job was your reason for keeping quiet? Sit back and ask yourself if you'd accept that excuse from anyone else.
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@el_phaba
@Treasurerer
I agree. She can be hilarious and a great writer AND Kelly's character not be funny to me. BJ Novak is a great writer and hilarious, too, but Ryan Howard isn't funny at all.
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@LeaMaric
Went to singles wards for years. So did my wife. We met when I was 25. Married at 27. Do people do what she's describing? Sure. Is it the majority? Nope.
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@CamdenChase1
@toddgbarrow
@RyanQualtrics
Is it, though? I'm not into shaming people for not getting vaccinated, but it's crazy to me the rampant fear at the beginning of the pandemic, all the prayers for relief, then the solution is presented and people are just like...
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@JalenooperDogg
"Hi, let us borrow your money for basically free. Then, when YOU want to do something with YOUR money, we'll charge you for it."
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@TheShowSDSU
@For3JT
@USUBasketball
In JT's 4 yrs at BYU, the Cougs were
#1
in the MWC 3x and 2nd 1x. Spent 19 weeks in the Ap Top 25. He also holds multiple BYU records.
In those same 4 years, SDSU was ranked ZERO times.
JT is a winner.
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@Show__lumni
*there aren't 7 letters...
Don't worry, you should get it down in 4th grade English.
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@UncleMaui
Have you ever heard it? I've been going to games of various sports at BYU for 26 yrs and have never heard this. The fact that it would happen at all is disgusting and I will do my part to make sure it doesn't happen again. But people acting like it's a "problem" at BYU? 😕
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Lady sitting directly across from me in the Oakland airport snaps "Pull your mask back up!" at me...as I hold a meatball sub in my hands and have marinara dripping from my chin.
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@cronair
If you had told me Lisk would win a game and have thrown as many TDs as Khyris Tonga this season...
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@the_Gman23
@HorrocksTyson
This is the point. Invite them and get criticized...don't invite them and get criticized.
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