Uncle Maui 🛹
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BYU fans, this is a notice. I attend a lot of BYU sporting events and I won’t tolerate racist comments. So if you are within earshot of my seats, watch your mouth. Or lose the ability to use it.
I know it’s the very small minority that needs to hear this, but this shit ends now.
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I know most members are NOT like this racist, but thanks for letting us Polynesians know that we aren’t welcome in your version of the church. I would have loved for you to say this to my face while I was wearing a lava lava as a counselor in the bishopric. Kindly 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼.
Island culture is too exalted in the Church.
Oceanic people have been historically receptive to the Gospel—which is excellent—but we seem too eager to adopt the unimportant aspects of their cultures.
Like, please wear pants during sacrament meeting.
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In the off-season after BYU pummeled the PAC 12, including a decisive win over PAC 12 champion Utah, the Pac 12 as a league folds and dies.
BYU killed the PAC 12. They killed it and gave it the finger as the Cougars join a real P5 conference that the Utes hope to get in now. 😂
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I love the ROC, but they are as fair-weather as normal BYU fans. Do better.
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Hi. I’m Uncle Maui.
I was born and raised by AMAZING parents who gave me way more than I ever deserved in life. I was also born and raised in the Mormon church.
In 2022, I made the choice to depart from organized religion.
Now some call me an “apostate” or “lost sheep”.
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The biggest BYU fan I’ve ever known, goodbye grandpa. Thanks for everything. Much Alofas.
#FaaSamoa
#BYUfootball
@BYUfootball
#FamilyOverEverything
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Yep. Because ONLY Mormons are supposed to cheer for BYU. Because religion is typically the
#1
factor for fans in picking which sports team to cheer for. 🤣🤣🤣
I am not a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, but
#GoCougars
&
#SorryNotSorry
. 🤙🏼
@emohorseboy
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This is how dumb every complaint about Taylor Swift and football is. You literally sound this dumb.
Excellent video 🤣🤣🤣
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How many did BYU rush on the final defensive play to seal the game?
3. They rushed 3.
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So, I not only weigh less than when I got married, I also weigh less than when I graduated from High School.
I still have work to do, but life at 215 lbs is so much better than life at 290 lbs for me. SO. MUCH. BETTER.
What was the key for me? Sugar.
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The funniest thing ever would be if at the end of this, Utah has no where to go. And they decide to try Independence.
Seriously universe, I’ll never ask for anything ever again if you give me this one thing.
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that is a great venue y’all have, we quite enjoyed it.
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BYU has scored two touchdowns and given up to zero point since I started eating cheese fries. My stomach says, “stop,” but my Cougars say keep eating.
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Confirmed. Utah has accepted an invitation to return to the MWC.
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Puka has always been a momma’s boy, and I love it. Such a cool moment.
Puka Nacua shares a moment with his family after breaking the NFL rookie receiving record 🥲💙
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I remember watching Puka make his first catch as a freshman at Orem High, I also remember telling my mom that season that this kid was special and going places.
But Puka has blown my expectations out of the water in his rookie season. So happy for him (and his mom).
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Chatting with some Baylor fans at Strap Tank in Springville, here in town from Fort Worth. Much more pleasant than chatting with other opposing local fanbases.
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Be honest. After the first 4 minutes and change, did you see this coming?
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BYU should 100% vote AGAINST Utah’s inclusion in the Big 12. Show no mercy. This is Karma.
It’s fun seeing so many U fans singing a different tune about the big12 today.
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This confirms BYU will beat Oklahoma. It doesn’t make sense. That is why it will happen.
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Jaren threw a TD to Chase, so chase returned the favor to Jaren on perhaps the best play call of the game.
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My therapist told me to write letters to everyone who’s hurt me, then burn them.
I’ve done that, but what do I do with the letters?
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I expect BYU to be a contender for a Big 12 Title in season 1. While they may not win it, they’ll be one of the top contenders this season. And they have a legit shot to win it.
In Women’s Volleyball.
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My opinion:
The church’s actions to hide their wealth is a bigger deal than most members admit.
The church’s actions to hide their wealth is not as big of a deal as many former-members are making it.
It’s not nothing. But it’s not a smoking gun either. Replies should be fun.
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Um…what? First off, I may not be a member anymore, but I spent 38 years in the church and I’ve actually participated in excommunicating people.
This is ridiculous, no one is getting ex’ed over reporting abuse.
Honestly they should get ex’ed for NOT REPORTING abuse.
Utah Senate President Stuart Adams said he doesn't want to force clergy to report child abuse because it would make clergy choose between "being excommunicated or thrown in jail."
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I have a hard time respecting a player that quits on his team mid-season. That’s Bush League.
Some of y’all are better people than me, much more forgiving. I feel bad for the teammates he is letting down and giving up on.
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Why be a dick to fans after you win? Be better.
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We don’t even have to try and make Utah look bad, they do it themselves.
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The couple sitting next to me found out I’m from Utah and asked if I’m Mormon. Apparently they’ve been watching Under the Banner of Heaven and they have so many questions 😳😳😳
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BYU produced your best coach in school history. Without BYU’s vote & help to squeak into the Big 12, Utah was MWC bound.
As for which stadium is better? We don’t shit on our concourse, I’ll take LES by a mile on that one.
Last, you’ve clearly never eaten Mexican food. Ever.
Now that we are the top dog in the Big12 we need to lay out some ground rules:
-We aren’t happy about being here either, but we’re happy to beat the shit of you while we are
-BYU, Cincy, UCF, and whatever that fourth school was are second rate Big12 members who can suck it
-Utah
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I blame wearing navy. Navy needs to die. Stay loyal to the Royal!
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I wish some BYU faithful would ask the question of who is being held accountable for continued poor fan behavior on Twitter, and HOW they’re being held accountable.
Some BYU fans needs to be shown that it’s not acceptable to continually have no clue how to support a team.
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PS - Most of y’all have been chill as can be, and I both see and appreciate you.
But a year and a half later it’s become super clear who were actually friends and who were friendly due to religious affiliation only, the latter being a far larger % than I ever anticipated.
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Cougar Fans! You wanted P5. This is what comes with the territory. While I’m sad to be moving from seats I’ve had for years, I’m also excited for the opportunity to welcome in a new era of BYU Football.
Also, apologies to my future neighbors for my mouth.
#GoCougs
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Do you remember all the people who were hopeful they would be able to get better BYU basketball seats after a “poor showing” in our first season in the Big 12?
Yeah that’s not gonna happen. BYU basketball has KILLED IT this year.
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this is the greatest tweet this account has ever tweeted
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This one was a head scratcher for sure.
I though to myself…
BYU fans were sure whiney over the officiating.
Then I started watching film.
I’ve never seen a worse spot. Have you?
I understand some spotting issues in piles, but this official saw exactly where the ball carrier came down and still jacked up the spot.
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beat Kansas head to head AT KANSAS
better record than kansas
finished ranked better in big 12
went farther in big 12 tourney
seeded 2 spots worse in NCAA tourney
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 😂
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Congratulations to
@BYUfootball
on ending their season with a W. They did this despite not having QB1 or their top WRs available. No excuses, just the W.
It would suck to end the season with loss. I’m glad we don’t have to go through that this season. Because it would suck. ✌🏼
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Some people don’t realize how racist they are being in my comments talking about how racism isn’t real.
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More complete and utter bullshit from Brad Wilcox, how do any of you sustain this moron?
(Just FYI, if you have a temple recommend, you sustain this man according to the recommend questions you answered)
“In that moment of crisis….the nonbelievers are the ones who will step on anybody they have to in order to get to their own selfish desire and reach their own selfish goal”
-Brad Wilcox
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I have a standing policy. If my kids ask if a friend can eat over, the answer is always yes.
That happened tonight, we just had hoagies and fruit and tater tots.
#Fiso2
’s friend commented that it was so good and filling and that he didn’t know what he would have eaten tonight.
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Preference (in order):
Pac 12 implodes and Utah…
…Rejoins MWC.
…is forced to go Independent.
…joins the Big 12.
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This is a lie. But I understand that within your limited worldview, this is your objective truth.
But it’s not true. This is also SUPER unhelpful in this situation, but go ahead and check your ministering box for the month or whatever.
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when BYU wins the BIG 12 tournament, how does that affect our seeding?
(i called the kansas win and that happened, can’t hurt to try this 😂)
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Mad respect to Chris Jones for handling those 🤡 questions and low-intellect analysis from Rodney Harrison.
Shame on Rodney for his poor behavior. There is nothing professional about his attempt at baiting a player into poor sportsmanship.
Rodney Harrison tried to bait Chris Jones into saying something bad about Zach Wilson
Chris Jones instead used the opportunity to praise Zach Wilson for his performance tonight.
Respect to Chris Jones.
(
@stefanskifan
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First BYU gear spotted at Disneyland comes in the line waiting for security to open. Will be trying to maintain a running count in this thread.
Current BYU gear count at Disneyland: 1
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So while I may not be Mormon like I used to be, and I’m not Uncle Maui the Bishopric Counselor or Young Men’s President any more…
…I’m still just me.
Call me an apostate if you must, just know it’s the same as calling me a muggle or some other made-up term in my mind. ✌🏼✌🏼
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I now undertake a vow of silence until game time. I’ll bring the noise to LES Saturday night.
Cougar Nation,
If you have not gotten tickets to this weeks game, lock it up! If you have tickets, don’t say a word from now until game day. Save your voices & let’s make this loudest atmosphere LaVell Edwards Stadium has ever seen! Can’t wait to see everyone there!
#GoCougs
🤙🏽
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Apparently media deals are pretty straightforward and easy to accomplish in reasonable time frames. Who knew? 😏
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According to this member of the church, you have to wear pants to feel the spirit better.
Sorry ladies.
This is a racist extremist that doesn’t represent the church. I know.
@bradcarter_ut
How about this:
I love my neighbor and desire for him to better feel the Spirit at church.
I therefore suggest that the neighbor dress in a way that would be reverent so as to feel the Spirit better.
Do you disagree with me?
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If you are going to take a run at Puka & you’re using Dalton Kincaid as a comparison, maybe don’t. Both are awesome players, we don’t need to trash one to elevate the other.
But also Puka had more rec yds in 2 seasons at BYU than Dalton had in 3 at Utah. That’s just data.
@UncleMaui
@emohorseboy
@DB_cUTEpper
Dalton Kincaid had games at Utah that Puka could only dream about.
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This morning was French Toast. Nutella. Strawberries. Raspberries. Blackberries. Whip cream. Etc. Plus we had bacon, sausage & hashbrows. And juice and chocolate milk. Baller breakfast.
Dinner was Wagyu ribeye. Twice baked potatoes. Asparagus. Salad. Cheddar bay biscuits. 🤤🤤
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But I’m just Uncle Maui still.
Uncle Maui the sports fanatic who finds joy in trolling the “Negative Nancy” fans within his own fanbases. And Ute fans.
Uncle Maui the dad who would rather go to his kid’s little league game than attend any professional or collegiate event.
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i did it
#ONEderland
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I had forgotten how much joy I get from pissing off Ute fans. It’s quite lovely to see them in my mentions upset. 🥰
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Parents! Honest question, do your kids do chores? According to our kids, the most any of their friends have to do is “like take out the trash”.
Our boys do that plus dishes, bathrooms, vacuum/sweep & mop, pick up dog poop, and help with laundry. Plus they clean their rooms.
Once again, I’ve been asked by one of my children, why they have the strict parents 😂🤣 I consider that a win
#parenting
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I hope Isaac goes for 200+ yards and 3 TDs on Saturday. I hope we throw to TEs all day long.
OC Aaron Roderick said he was “shocked” when he heard about TE Dallin Holker’s decision to leave the program: “I love that kid.”
Reiterated that Isaac Rex is the TE1, has been playing “really well” all things considered.
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Happy Anniversary to
@jvfiso
, today marks 15 Years. I don’t know how I tricked you into marrying me, or how you’ve put up with me for this long. But here’s to many many more years before you realize how much better you are than me and leave me for Captain America!
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Uncle Maui the BYU fan who is Loyal, Strong, and True for his Cougars regardless of his religious beliefs.
Uncle Maui the Dodgers fan who will be unapologetically transitioning his Twitter account to a Shohei stan account moving forward.
Uncle Maui the snowboarder of 23 years.
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Gotta love the guy in a suit Sunday morning rushing through Harmon’s with a loaf of bread. 🤣🤣🤣
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I love the attempt at
#RevisionstHistory
I’ll admit, however, that Utah is close to a National Title and have been for quite a while. It’s just like 45 minutes south, in the trophy case at Brigham Young University. They can see what a real one looks like anytime they visit BYU!
Utah’s 2008 season is a more valid claim for a championship than BYU’s in 1984.
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DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO KANSAS BASKETBALL IS COUGAR FANS!?
A win in hoops would be WAY BIGGER than a win in football.
I do want both though.
If BYU was guaranteed one win vs Kansas this season would you take football or men's hoops?
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You just know so many Ute fans were waiting to dunk on BYU tonight (some likely did during the first few minutes but I don’t follow Ute fans so I don’t know) only to be disappointed.
And that’s another reason to love this BYU team and win! 🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you, Jonny. You are homie.
@erikmcentire
Island culture is amazing. You’re missing out by judging them my dude. I love seeing people continue to rep their culture. I’m grateful as a palagi that these people welcome me more than you welcome them. 🇼🇸 🇹🇴 🇫🇯
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USU is trying to knock Jaren out the game. They’ve only been flagged once, but he has been hit late and out of bounds over and over.
I had no respect for them coming in, and somehow still have less now.
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Sure would be nice if the defense could get a breather. Offense just going 3 & out with no time taken off the clock. Maybe stop playing to run clock and stop playing to SCORE THE DAMN FOOTBALL.
Playing “Not to Lose” is never a good strategy.
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#Fiso1
started playing baseball at 9yo, he was one of the worst kids on the team.
But this kid has DRIVE & a love of the game. He’s going on 15 now & works harder than most kids his age at both developing his body & his game.
He was voted to the A team for All-Stars last night.
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@rakoto10
Life changes fast. Looks like it’s no different for him and he’s handled it well. Much respect, no hate.
But I hope BYU beats his ass every time he plays against us. And all his teammates too. And every team we face.
It’s not personal. I’m just a fan. And I like to win.
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Pork butt went in between 2am-3am, I just refreshed the coals and stoked the fire allowing me to get a quick progress picture. She’s pretty.
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No lies detected.
We don’t know if Utah could come in and win the Big 12, but we know BYU could go in and win the Pac-12 (5-0 last year in case anyone forgot).
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I have a goal to stop hating on innocent things so much.
Examples?
What beverage you prefer. I hate on some sodas (Pepsi) because I prefer a different soda (Coke Zero).
Country Music. I don’t like it. But it doesn’t hurt me if you do. So why do I need to hate on it?
Etc.
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I left my house at 6:40 AM Saturday morning for the tailgate lot at BYU. I just walked in my front door. It’s just after 1:20 AM Sunday.
The cougars were undefeated when I left and they are still undefeated now that I’m home!!!
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I mean, sure. BYU didn’t make a bowl. Yadda yadda yadda. That’s irrelevant to this data.
Y’all still high on Whitt?
Utah has now lost 5 STRAIGHT bowl games.
2018 - L vs. Northwestern 20-31
2019 - L vs. Texas 10-38
2021 - L vs. Ohio State 45-48
2022 - L vs. Penn St 21-35
2023 - L vs. Northwestern 7-14
Only 2 Power 5 Teams have a longer active bowl losing streak:
Indiana - 6
Michigan - 6
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I love how my preference for a specific team color upsets some fans. 😂😂😂
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