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SnarkAngel™️💙 Founder of Church of Eve, a church for the worship of women 🤍 All are welcome! Need Acolytes #WorshipWomenNotGod #NoRights? #NoSexForMen

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I only serve bitch flavored vodka martinis 🍸
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@flaminhaystacks Most women in prison for murder in the U.S. killed her longtime abuser after policing and the courts repeatedly did nothing to stop or punish the violent male brute. But just as soon as a woman stands up for herself against a man?. Patriarchy suddenly remembers how to prosecute.
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@esjesjesj Not only is #Kamala not president yet, presidents don’t control gas prices. This is such a dumb tired trope.
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@thereal__isabel Male-centered women are dangerous to other women.
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@angel_0f_deathx Why aren’t men hunting other men then? Aren’t they competition?.
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@LauraRbnsn Humans will live up to, or down to, expectations. Act accordingly.
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@DrProudman Male-centered women get other women raped and killed. Girls too.
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@nisafeminista Great. He’s abusive and a pedophile.
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@wokeandwoofing Your boss has a better understanding of trans than the Dems in the U.S. who support these men. 😂.
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@TheUnvirgin Let’s take away Viagra and ask him that same question.
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@Tyrantwrd Who’s gonna raise it?. The robot? 🤣.
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@ask_aubry Why does ‘romance’ for men always involve the woman being subjugated in some way? I think men’s definition of romance is very different from women’s.
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@packersloren Me too, but it’s the other people that I’m afraid of, not driving per se.
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@DisavowTrump20 All I got for him is #FAFO. Voting has consequences. Bad timing, eh? Stay out of comedy.
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@ArmandDoma Baby is easy because he doesn’t do shit for baby. He wants a free bangmaid so he can do little more than go to his job and look for women willing to sleep with him. Meanwhile, life is laughing at his plans and wife will leave him eventually.
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@GAFollowers With no mention of a pregnant woman being beaten by a football player. Ffs 🤦‍♀️. This is the language of patriarchy.
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@notcapnamerica All that free household labor takes a toll and is extremely time consuming and it’s high time for men to learn that first hand. Dumb ass lazy mother fuckers deserve to lose their privilege. Every single bit of it. Especially Boomer and Gen X Boomer Lites chuds. Women are done. ✔️.
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@michstepstone @NCDemParty Film it and report it.
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@GeauxGabrielle Yeah, my last husband got mad at me for not offering to clear the table as I was still eating (and recovering from major surgery) and the very wealthy hostess graciously stepped in and asked me to please finish eating and not help her out. She had relatives to help her.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Obviously written and drawn by a man.
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@__chiamaka Yep, that’s the entire purpose behind the “daddy issues” trope. Don’t talk about family or past relationships with men you are only starting to date. Those types of questions are intended to filter out women who aren’t willing to accept oppression in exchange for promises.
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@ask_aubry Most women in prison for murder killed her longtime abuser after police and the courts did nothing. Women are prosecuted for defending ourselves while men are prosecuted than 2% of the time for violence, murder and rape. It’s patriarchy protecting men.
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@hereisbosco No, they aren’t safe.
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@MyCatFooed @TheHappySlut1 That’s apparent.
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@merissahansen17 This is what religion and patriarchy does to society. Men hate women and men have privileges over women. Men therefore feel justified in that hatred they feel towards women. Extremely dangerous combination!. It’s destroying all of humanity around the entire world.
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@ItsMrsRabbitToU Patriarchy allows men to be dumb AF.
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@ask_aubry Patriarchy has allowed men to become the stupidest creature on the planet.
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@lcpaille The new low for men is just another low.
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@ask_aubry Women work too. What part about this is so fucking confusing for males??!. It’s male privilege and obviously women are done. It’s time for men to forget about what other men and patriarchy have told you about your relative importance to women. It’s a lie and women are done.
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@jasminericegirl It had to be in writing too or she never would have won. Men almost always get away with this shit—but she’s the ‘bad guy’. Typical patriarchy. Typical men.
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@VaronesUnidos @jinmoka @moietroses How many women have you drugged and raped?.
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@Lingzi_W ‘Nuff said 🤣
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@ask_aubry This is the ‘leopards eating faces’ phase of voting for a candidate who literally promised women these outcomes. How fucking dumb can you be?. Being white and Republican will not save these women from dying in miscarriage or an ectopic pregnancy! . Fucking learn!!!! Fucking dumb.
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@ask_aubry I have a golf club handy by my bed. You fucking pull my hair and slap me twice and you’re going to find out what it feels like to have a club hit your head, mother fucker. Don’t ever sleep again either. It’s just a matter of time. I’ll get you.
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@blewis823 Boomer women pushing her husband off onto younger generations when she didn’t want to have sex was a thang! Boomers have a very loose and strange relationship with sex. Boomers treat sex like an addiction that must be satiated at every opportunity no matter who or what got fucked.
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@ItsMarcusSalas @504carsonst Trump’s planning to denaturalize naturalized citizens. Your legal status will evaporate. Leopards. Faces. Eating.
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@vocalcry Men want the boobs but not the belly but get confused when women don’t have fake tits. Poor males. 😹.
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@oliveegger If men are so worried about each other, why aren’t men handling their Bro King’s sexual needs on demand?.
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@ask_aubry Men will fuck a dead body and she thinks her husband won’t cheat because he’s sexist??! Dumb broad.
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@applepies222 I came here to see which men are the predators.
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@velapuntea @thechosenberg Sexist jokes are sexist and hate jokes are hatred. Dude hates his wife and she needs to run like Hell and get all the child support and spousal support that she’s entitled to by law. Plus the house.
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@politvidchannel She’s a domestic terrorist who helped plan and execute J6, and she promptly asked for a pardon too.
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@esjesjesj Now do H2-B visas for cooks, waitstaff and cleaners for Mar-a-Lago ffs 🤦‍♀️
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@BadMedicalTakes How was anyone ever born?.
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@ask_aubry Patriarchy allows men to be dumb AF.
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@Provokethoughtz No lies detected.
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@Lisbash160 @Sweetpoison_986 Aww poor baby man
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@jacobpetkovic She’s so gross. 🤢.
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@EastEndJoe Women need to divorce now. No fault divorce is in the chopping block.
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@JonFibonacci @DRBailey8 @ask_aubry Why is it always a fat man who doesn’t have enough desert? It would look great smeared on your fat face.
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@gggirl924 Amendment 14 Section 3 clearly states that anyone convicted of certain crimes can’t HOLD office. It doesn’t say he can’t RUN for office. I tried to point out this nuance long ago but no one understood on Twitter and probably still won’t today.
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@ask_aubry Just a cursory list 👇
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@Dro2H @GgV0gue The baby mamas are raising the fucking kids in a broken home but let’s hold them even more responsible while you’re dreaming about slobbing on his knob. Typical.
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@ask_aubry Put him on the lists.
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@Rimmesfk How someone that ugly both inside and out became so successful is beyond me.
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@taikstudio @grace_hackney @PicturesFoIder Touching women inappropriately is sexual assault.
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@ask_aubry Every female character ever written by a male? Because women are used as mere props in most screenplays to shore up the White Male Savior model that Hollywood and patriarchy rely on.
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@slutriarch Middle aged white men are convinced they are the most oppressed group of people to ever have lived. My bother literally pounds the table screaming this at the top of his lungs. In Texas. He lives in Texas. He’s MAGA. FFS 🤦‍♀️.
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@Keekeebooks That man is filled with nothing but hate.
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@AjaTheEmpress Can you imagine what would happen to an actual woman if she did this in a classroom?. That’s the only proof you need that trans females are men. Trans is male privilege.
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@nate_macdog @JohnCarltonKing Boomer is blaming avocado toast again.
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@WonderKing82 What really bothers me are the Dems blaming Dems for calling out MAGA for being racist and sexist, claiming that we hurt MAGA’s feelings and that divisiveness is why Dems lost. Umm, nope. I’m not ever climbing on that train and those bigoted white people don’t speak for me.
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@Nerzog999 Been screaming g that for a couple years now ffs 🤦‍♀️ yet Dems will still scream for SCOTUS if Trump disputes the election results. Dems are walking right into the trap. 🪤.
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@InvestigatorCps I will employ the Bobbitt method of silencing males.
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@Sidewalk_Steve “Please don’t violate me.”. There’s the truth, right there. If they want to pretend, that’s fine, but forcing everyone to agree with their mental illness and enable it is crazy. The medical community has fucked this up completely and should pay big time! Big Pharma especially.
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@Andie00471 I think Trump and Melania are doing each other’s makeup and hair at this point. 😂.
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@TimNoEgo Isn’t it just six clocks?.
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@SpoonsRest As if you were ever nice or genuine. Dumb hypocrite.
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@thejackhopkins Don’t forget the FBI whitewashing of the supposed wound and medical records.
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@shannonrwatts @kdnerak33 The first rule of gun violence is don’t talk about gun violence.
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@drkidneybeans Some women have c-sections. Fixed it for you.
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@shesbonky Excellent question 🙋‍♀️ what did he say to invite a response?.
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@maenadea @WarDamnAlto Mom is a d*ck too.
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@ask_aubry Get divorced now. No fault divorce is going away and she’s married to a porn addict who loves being a porn addict.
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@MethySuperior These people don’t look real anymore. They look like those tourist town caricatures that busking artists draw for quick cash.
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@sappholives83 Yet McBride was able to get feminine facialization surgery for free as ‘gender care’ but actual females would have to pay for cosmetic surgery to obtain the surgeon provided golden ratio that defines beauty. Men are nip/tucked into this ratio by surgeons, not by taking hormones.
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@Absrev @FightinEJR @madmunchfest @sappholives83 Women can say whatever we want on social media and it just makes you insanely mad, doesn’t it? Why? Cause you’re the inferior Y. It’s time to dilate your shit vagina 🤣.
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@danishD @npueu Spoken like a privileged man who hasn’t cooked or cleaned for himself or anyone else, ever. As long as his mom keeps taking care of him, he’s happy to not know her as an individual person. She’s just a gender role to him. Not a person. That’s not love for most people.
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@ask_aubry Then every man has a duty to support at least one child from birth. Alone.
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@VideoGameGun @bilbosfootcomb The right to exist without oppression. I know it’s a difficult concept for white men to grasp.
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@ask_aubry The type of man who rushes to bigotry because someone made it ok for him are bigots to begin with.
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@Provokethoughtz Men don’t believe women. Bro code too.
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@Rob_ThaBuilder Trans is male privilege—from beginning to end, up and down, from top to bottom and around all sides.
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@shannonrwatts True bravery 💔.
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@ask_aubry Women can’t even exist without making men angry. A hamburger is the perfect ‘post blood loss’ meal ffs 🤦‍♀️.
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@MarcoAFrieri @MaElviraSalazar Cubans are almost unanimously conservative and anti- immigration, ironically. Many immigrants become anti-immigration before they bother to become citizens themselves. Cubans pretty much don’t have to become citizens.
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@0Obiewan2 @TwistedCyclonix Ah yes, this patriarchal society we live in that pushes men to be gay. ffs. Men always gotta find a way to be the victim.
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@WonderKing82 No, it would not be like student loan forgiveness. That’s dead beat dad forgiveness. Men are routinely let off the hook for violence so it’s no surprise that patriarchy wants to let men off the hook for child support too, while banning abortion. Ffs Men are dangerous and dumb. 🖕.
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@_nomadic_soul Men want financial control over women again but women are not going back. This is the language of patriarchy seeking more dominion over women.
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@RossKneeDeep Republicans are fascist?
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@theliamnissan Of course it’s MAGA. It’s always MAGA.
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@theliamnissan We know how Trump feels about the developmentally disadvantaged. Try again, Maye Detest.
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@CalltoActivism No arms.
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@guelphgirlchris Women: *simply existing*. Men: 🤬.
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@ask_aubry Dumb people have to deal with serious consequences—and they forced ALL women to have to deal with it. Fucking dumb AF people in this country. Vote in your best interests, not with emotion because you got triggered over MAGA rightfully being called bigots bc MAGA are bigots 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️.
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@FenwickDragon The reason why is because patriarchy, male privilege and societal norms allow men to be shitty fathers and then weaponize that fact against women and girls forevermore and blame women for the ‘daddy issues’ trope. Men are far too privileged and women are done with it all. Esp men.
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@jovial_skeptic @ask_aubry Right? He couldn’t take one measly hour?.
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