Last night I had a horrible dream about what life used to be like before I became Woke. It was a scary time full of uncertainty and doubt about the righteousnesses of my opinions. Thank God those dark days are behind me and I now see everything with unwavering clarity. #staywoke

@ThatGrassSmell He was well ahead of the curve.

@brian_macisaac It's just a state of mind.

@kedenke

@BBCNews Thank you for this important news. How did you manage to get the exclusive on this?

@RICHARDYUNKER6 I actually operate out of North Korea. It's the only way I can ensure JK Rowling can't have me murdered.

@johnbal63519161 Anything less would be a hate crime.

In most James Bond films the character is operating under a cover story that he's a buisness man representing a company called 'Universal Exports'. You've likely never noticed but it's shown quite implicitly. Anyway, now I've got your attention with that... I'm Trans 🥳🥳🥳

@gantz_adam42893 No one knows, no one has ever seen it.

@TonyFelonius Blink, blink.

@rustynew386 It's a basic human right.

I understand only to well what it means to be poor. I have a masters in 'Poverty Studies' from Oxford University.

@StevePresc The defence rests.

@PaulHiston6760 The eternal struggle of the nonbinary circus clown.

@elonmusk As long as this involves no effort whatsoever on my part, im 100% in.