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He/him - Personal account: even mix of serious content and medium effort shitposting with the occasional thirst trap thrown in - Probably autistic.

Ithaca NY
Joined October 2016
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Hey friends, I've got the same handle on BlueSky.
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RT @scarylawyerguy: The Paper of Record, you know, the folks who were at the front of the pitchfork brigade trashing Biden every freaking d…
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RT @nikicaga: Did you know? JB Pritzker only got fat so he could protect more trans children standing behind him
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RT @peterbakernyt: "The Trump bump in consumer confidence is already over," report Rachel Wolfe and @jpinsk. Tariff threats, stock swings a…
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RT @maxdubler: Rest in peace ⁦@DonaldShoup⁩.
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RT @CartoonsHateHer: You guys missed this but from 2016-2024 they only featured autistic bisexual nonbinary civil rights lawyers of color
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@maxdubler Thanks! I hadn't heard of this one before. I hope it works better!
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RT @cascamike: it's not a claim. it's literally in her publicly available financial disclosure.
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RT @reshetz: What the hell is going on anymore
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We need to quintuple the USAID budget immediately.
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Is this supposed to make USAID look bad?
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RT @nikicaga: Conservatives are really running out of ways to call themselves pedophiles
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We need to invent time travel so we can go back in time and bully the hell out of End Wokeness so much harder than what happened. Maladjusted, hateful weirdos like that should have been made to shut up a lot more often as children.
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On this day one year ago, @EndWokeness made the following post.
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So no, the Silent Generation and the Baby Boomers can pay every single cent of tax their owe for the rest of their lives. It won't even scratch the surface of what they've done to us, but they damn sure don't deserve another tax cut.
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@MakewiEatsSpam @alanhe @mkraju @CHueyBurns Well damn it you seem to be doing a good job giving how things are going this year
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RT @YIMBYLAND: I low-key think that if we started talking to our people like high-minded, virtuous adults again, it would help fix a lot of…
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@MakewiEatsSpam @alanhe @mkraju @CHueyBurns You didn't know it existed until you looked it up today, and you're going to opine on it like you have something valuable to add to discussion? The internet really is going to destroy Western Civilization.
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