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Crusty amphibian motorist who just wants the government to leave him be under his stone. #NoFarmersNoFood

Cheshire, England
Joined November 2012
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
6 hours
But you get locked up for speculation about Southport that turned out to be correct.
@Wommando
Emily Wilding Davison๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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ISLE OF WIGHT: Samuel Huckle, 20, who downloaded and distributed 1000+ CSA images of girls, incl. babies as young as 3 months old being 'horrifically abused', has walked free Huckle said he was โ€˜boredโ€™ during lockdown. Over 200 people have asked the sentence to be reviewed
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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@DPJHodges โ€œWe will be respectful to them provided that they stay out of female-only spaces.โ€
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
6 hours
How about South Georgia?
@MarinaMedvin
Marina Medvin ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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An intriguing suggestion has been proposed to the problem of relocating Gaza Arab โ€œPalestinians.โ€ South of the Arabian peninsula is an island called Scotra. It is of sufficient size and has almost no habitants. The location is far from the Jews that the Palestinians despise so much and closer to their Arab brethren โ€” with a water buffer zone to keep them at bay (literally) as the other Arabs prefer. Itโ€™s also a beautiful paradise with even more beachfront property than Gaza. Suggested by @moymiz
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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In seats like this, Reform and Tories really need to unite behind one candidate.
@LeftieStats
Stats for Lefties ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ
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๐Ÿšจ Projection shows Jess Phillips losing to Workers Party: โšซ๏ธ WPB 29% (-) ๐ŸŸฃ REF 22% (+8) ๐Ÿ”ด LAB 18% (-13) ๐Ÿ”ต CON 13% (+2) ๐ŸŸข GRN 9% (+4) ๐ŸŸ  LD 9% (-1) Via @JLPartnersPolls, Jan 2025 (+/- vs GE2024)
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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Oh dear ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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RT @JonathanPieNews: Iโ€™m now waiting for Cervical Cancer Awareness month to see if he goes for a smear test.
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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@fenlandflo Trendy, innit?
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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@redrumlisa It does seem like going for the low-hanging fruit.
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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Also raises the question of why that is a 30 anyway, given the total absence of any visible buildings ๐Ÿค”
@SoVeryBritish
VeryBritishProblems
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She must be a really bad driver to get her own sign.
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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RT @SimonMagus: The ban on silent prayer near abortion centres is an abomination. There are no good grounds or justifications for it, it prโ€ฆ
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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RT @BobHRoss: @DPJHodges Uninvited, no. But If someone asked me to call them thin, I would say " no, you are fat".
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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RT @meIisactu: Vietnamese women working nail salons feature so heavily in the Labour deportation video, imagine theyโ€™re easy targets and itโ€ฆ
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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57.4% more of very little is still very little.
@colinwalker79
Colin Walker
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Second hand EV sales grew by 57.4% in 2024 Since Autotrader have said 2nd hand EVs have largely reached price parity with petrol, this is further proof that the demand for EVs is there when the price is right A couple of other thoughts...
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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What would be the impact on NHS resources if every single adult asked for an HIV test? Unless you believe you may be at risk, itโ€™s just wasteful grandstanding.
@LBC
LBC
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'I'm the first Prime Minister to have done this.' 'It's really simple and really painless.' Keir Starmer explains his decision to take an HIV test and why he's calling for other world leaders to do the same.
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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RT @TheNorfolkLion: Whitehall, London filled with tractors. Well done British farmers. No farmers no food
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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RT @FUDdaily: Here's what @KemiBadenoch should have said in that interview: There can be no doubt that the last Conservative government waโ€ฆ
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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RT @calciferion: I can't help but wonder how old you'd have to be to have gone to school and be taught the greatness of the British Empire.
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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@highpeakchris Thatโ€™s what prompted removing them at railway stations, but not at rural laybys.
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Viscount Toad KG ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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RT @technopopulist: The idea that Reform UK would align itself with Boris Johnson is laughable. The man is politically radioactive - a turnโ€ฆ
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