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prosecco pragmatist

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MeIisa Tourt
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oh my gosh it’s just like paris <3
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Dyeing her hair after literally 1 thing goes wrong? The people's chancellor
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves has dyed her hair ginger
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'Yeah nice one Gareth, can't be taking that bank holiday productivity hit x'
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and reader, i married him
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i WILL get into my firm 🙏🏼 #alevels2021
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@meIisactu
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My prime minister would never
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@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has reportedly removed a painting of Margaret Thatcher from the Downing Street study room after finding it 'a bit unsettling' [ @spectator ]
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WOW I can’t believe the 8th largest employer in the world has a large administrative team
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3 years
Pls look at this photo of Gavin and David Cameron I accidentally found
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the actual taliban posting wojaks
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just remembered they’ve completely banned at home ancestry dna kits in turkey because everyone found out they weren’t really turkish and got super pissed off
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God bless international students
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I don't understand how people are incapable of understanding that both 1)lots of Britain looks like this 2)that's not good. We deserve nice things as a country!Streets I grew up near looked like but I'm still happy to say its bad if children are lounging on discarded mattresses
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Katherine Denkinson
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I grew up on a council estate in Yorkshire. Backstreets like this are completely normal & not symbolic of anything other than Ms O's innate classism. This industry is a hard place to be working-class, but nonsense like this 👇makes me glad that I am.
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by elections are so funny you’ll have 14 year old lib dems from buckinghamshire who knows absolutely everything about some random constituency up north and people who actually live there who don’t even know there’s an election going on
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(it’s the birmingham cotteridge greggs i have witnessed violations of the geneva convention in here)
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@Young_Tories
Young Conservatives
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Same old #Labour 🥀devoid of ideas & leadership. #CaptainHindsight #KeithStarmer #Taxi4Keir
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3 years
why are you (37) posting pics comparing yourself to a group of mostly teenagers
@AaronBastani
Aaron Bastani
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Tories vs the Chad left
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Will forever find it funny how the British Greens would oppose this
@PGolka
Philipp Golka
3 years
German #greens propose 5 point strategy to create a European #nighttrain network like this 👇 Yes please!! 🤩🚂🌜
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i miss him
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i stayed up to watch the US election in november 2020 and my sleep schedule never recovered
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she walked so corcoran could run ❤️
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👀👀
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not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment
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you can get vaccinated where they stood 🙏🏼
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3 years
omg
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@meIisactu
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3 years
birmingham culture is random people in the street screaming get grealish on
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was pro-remain until 5 years ago today when i came into a morning year 8 english lesson and the teacher spent half of it sat at his desk crying saying this must be the worst day of our lives
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3 years
<3
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i adore this man so much
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they’re dating
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> never going to have loads of friends and a Bentley
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@JeremyClarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
3 years
If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.
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I think that this is very beautiful because it perfectly exemplifies how FBPE think twitter is the root of power
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why did she attach a selfie to this??
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men who struggle to wash the dishes for their mum talking about living in a leftist commune
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when he spends money on a twitter poll 🥵🥵🥵 >
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In 2021 saying tax the rich is not a particularly edgy or controversial statement and it’s incredibly cringe worthy and immature to act like you’ve done something profound by saying it
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3 years
Famously there were no riots in this country until XR was founded in 2018 and big BLM protests took off in 2020
@TPointUK
Turning Point UK 🇬🇧
3 years
The police need to clamp down on these far-left extremists. @sophielouisecc
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Desperately need the Tony Blair Institute to change their branding from the generic de facto one of the early 2020s, just had a very confusing 30 seconds
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when does wicked come out?
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good morning
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it’s over for me and @FranklinVH2
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get in loser we’re busting unions
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so i shouldn’t bring my life size maggie thatcher cut out to uni is what i’m hearing?
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lAtiN wIlL hElp yOu leArn fRenCH and sPaNiSh fAst, you know what else helps you learn french and spanish fast? just learning french and spanish and not spending ages faffing around with a useless language
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i will fix my grades i can do this 🙏🏼
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the drama of ultranationalists finding out they were armenian lmao
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women want one thing and it’s a fun little balcony for drinking smoking and reading
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i was just thinking this would be much more bearable if i had a balcony but a balcony overlooking what??? the car park next door? the big sainsburys?? i can see a nice bakery and mountains and the sea from the one i’m used to fuck this
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imagine you’ve got 3 As today and you’re spending your day recording 240p resolution videos in New Look business casual saying that your whole cohort didn’t deserve what they got, take a fucking day off
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i think it’s cute how super small labour orgs just really fucking love issuing statements
@NWYoungLab
North West Young Labour
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3 years
in 2021 the feminist project finished and the first prostitutes ever came into existence
@fabianatmelia
Fabiana
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Thanks feminism, huge improvement.
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still thinking about how a level politics teaches you that ayn rand is a conservative thinker and made it so you were only allowed to cite her in essays on conservatism purely because they had no other women to put in the conservatism section
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I strongly believe that if you gave Noam Chomsky a haribo tangfastic it would kill him
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can you imagine hearing someone say this irl i couldn’t cope
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yes i read theory
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why are they just interviewing a lady about how she’s northern 😭
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what if we did it on the anti-sex bed 😳🙈 xxx
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NO
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@CarverEmily
Emily Carver
3 years
There’s something rather distasteful & shameful in the way some young people are pitting themselves against older generations, as if the old are all selfish, wealthy misers who haven’t paid into the system their whole lives - and helped support their children and grandchildren.
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add them to the thread
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omg george get off the bench 😂😂😂 he’s so crazy i can’t take him anywhere 🤪
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the TheyWorkForYou how did they vote thing is the worst thing ever invented it completely ignores the whip system and people seem to be surprised when tories vote for tory policies?? and it exclusively phrased tory policies in really negatively skewed ways
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If I were regularly criticised for being a dull and boring leader I simply would not use a 14,000 word essay to reinvigorate my leadership
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thank you birmingham??
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i love the 2019 intake so much it’s so fun
@GBNEWS
GB News
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'Jake Davison is an absolute disgrace to the Davison name.' Tory MP Dehenna Davison says she is 'ashamed to share a surname' with the Plymouth gunman.
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fuck
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@Dominic2306
Dominic Cummings
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Tell your friends: the Tories are making the young - who can't get a house & working for average/below average income, already screwed by a decade of hapless Tory government - to work harder to subsidise older richer people. They promised to do the opposite #RegimeChange
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they’re dating
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awful trying to force raab into resignation when the poor man can’t even afford a bookcase
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do you think boris cummings and whitty made a second identical gc but without hancock just fo bitch about him like everyone used to do in year 9
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who is having these thoughts whilst watching the football rn ???😭
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me when i get asked to do the washing up
@BBCWalesNews
BBC Wales News
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'I love my mum but the place for her to be... is in prison'
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political differences between whoever writes the tweets and whoever edits the headlines i see
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thankfully the alternative site is still going
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@DeItaone
*Walter Bloomberg
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*ONLYFANS TO PROHIBIT POSTING OF SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONDUCT
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he power this story exerts is so strong i think it could actually fix things if the taliban saw it
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didn’t realise GB news hired casey byrne as their graphic designer
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if you consume or purchase any pasta or pizza between now and sunday you hate this country and everything it stands for
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why has this girl who used to be in my accom girl bossified the communist manifesto
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‘the right kind of lads’ love it when you run a shitty tory careerist youth group that’s absolutely rife with safeguarding issues ❤️
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me after being on the tube with no wifi or data for 7 minutes
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Never forget
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wtf i love boris johnson now
@UKLabour
The Labour Party
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The Conservatives’ developers’ charter would sell off and sell out our communities. Local people, not Tory Party donors, should decide what’s best for where they live.
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getting poor children fed isn’t ‘playing politics’ and if certain MPs think it is then it says a lot more about them than rashford if they literally can’t imagine someone trying to help the worst off for no political gain
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Why have I never seen this before?? The drink, the cigarette, the wildly different outfits, the uncomfortableness of it all. Such good energy.
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I genuinely don’t believe the ‘schools are uber woke marxist institutions’ stuff, I’m 18 and in secondary school we were told communism is where everyone is paid the same and did some light lgbt & black history month which’s most radical moment was saying Seacole>Nightingale
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big difference between Young Conservatives, young Conservatives, and young conservatives
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The year is 2021 and a man from the taliban is giving sincere answers to a man with a DaBaby pfp and a man with a photoshopped Pepe pfp on a space on Twitter dot com
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we should’ve cancelled flora gill for being annoying with the whole ‘omg i tweeted about sex and my mum who is a politician and also on twitter saw and replied to it!!!’ thing
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Never seen a train live so rent free in so many people’s heads
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