Mrs Flo
@fenlandflo
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A Lincolnshire woman. A yellowbelly. Sometimes I paint stuff on @FlosArt
Out out.
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When you’re struggling to find positivity in the world, dogs being dogs is always a good starting point.
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Can you be arrested if you’re getting your bins back in and a riot goes past?
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More of this please.
A solar farm the size of 86 football pitches on high-grade farmland has been rejected and decried as “insane” as the developers are told “it should be on roofs and car parks” instead.
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Michael Sheen’s portrayal of Chris Tarrant is beyond brilliant.
I swear if he was asked to play Meghan Markle he’d pull it off.
#Quiz
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It’s that time of year and I’m not even sorry because this never gets old.
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The more I see of Black Lives Matter, the more I’m convinced it’s a tool to divide & conquer.
It’s not about lives, it’s about anarchy, along with the Extinction Rebellion mob.
Their agendas read like the communist manifesto.
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I couldn’t care less who attended the 10pm booze & pizza bunfight in Durham any more than I care about so-called partygate, but in the spirit of fair play I think we ought to know.
I presume you are on the case
@PaulBrandITV
?
#DurhamPartyGate
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Are there any NHS doctors or nurses on who would like to comment on Trafalgar Square and a second wave of corona? 🤷♀️
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Our GP surgery is just the same.
What exactly IS going on?
Mrs. Has an appointment 11.25 am with nurse at local health centre. Not one patient waiting to see a doctor. Guy comes in asks for an appointment, 1st face to face appointment 12th of March.
WTF is going on with GP's.
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Just listen to Hoyle trying to gaslight the nation.
Does he really think we are that stupid?
Hoyle can’t bring himself to say Muslims or Islam or Terrorists.
Here👇🏽he is blaming the Far-Right instead 🥴
Good grief 🤦🏻♂️
#Embarrassing
#BringBackPeteNorth
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What’s going on here?
I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with him. 🤷♀️
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Can we forget the Taliban for a sec and have a glimpse of real problems?
👇🏼
Theatregoers are being directed to the Samaritans helpline in case they are upset by Romeo and Juliet.
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Look at this headline!
‘A female officer thought to be Lesbian Nana’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You obviously didn’t have a hospital appointment or a planned operation to get to either.
Moron.
Today I'm in court as a witness for the trial of Cressie Gethin, a
@JustStop_Oil
activist who scaled an M25 gantry in 2022.
I sat sweating on the M25 that day. Was I inconvenienced? Well, I wasn’t drowning in a flood, displaced by famine, or forced to become a climate refugee...
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Since when has The Queen been answerable to Nicholas Witchell?
What a pompous creep.
“We were led to believe the Queen was resting… we weren’t given the complete picture”
The Queen is back at Windsor Castle after Wednesday night in hospital. Royal correspondent Nicholas Witchell tells
#BBCBreakfast
the situation is ‘difficult to read’.
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The husband collected his new glasses today.
‘They look nice, how much did they cost?’ I asked just to make conversation.
‘Seven hundred pounds’ came the hesitant reply.
SEVEN HUNDRED B’stard POUNDS!
Is this normal nowadays?
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Regarding the Mallard Pass solar farm that Miliband has given the go ahead for, I found these size comparisons online.
The sheer scale of it is astonishing. No wonder people are devastated.
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@LincsRuralCrime
@arable_skinner
@LincolnPoliceUK
@seandunderdale
@LincsPolice
How do you think it looks when a child was recently stabbed to death in Boston, a total of 1,125 sexual attacks against women and young girls were reported to police in Lincs in 2021, and you are out dancing the Macarena?
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Well done that officer.
Who isn’t fed up with these provocative, loudmouth, anti-social little monsters running wild on the streets?
Police bosses are reviewing a video that shows an officer bringing a 14-year-old boy to the ground with a knee to his midriff. Full story:
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Right, I’m going out.
I’m fully expecting to return with a new dog who’s owner is unable to care for it due to illness.
Actually there are two dogs living there but I haven’t told my husband that part. 😬
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Having spotted a pink glow in the north I persuaded hubby to go for a drive hoping to see the Northern lights.
It got brighter and brighter until five miles down the road we realised the local haulage yard was working late and had the floodlights on.
🤦♀️
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How can anybody not know what this plant is?
It was essential knowledge as a child for when you fell over in the nettles.
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BBC blasted for bias as Coronation Street actress appears in Question Time audience for election debate.
#bbcqt
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Couldn’t you just, I don’t know, walk round it Jeff? 🤷♀️
Public footpath. For everyone. Except in the eyes of this farmer who does everything in his power to stop people using it .
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Andy Murray and the unstoppable rise of the sporting bores.
‘Their leader is Saint Gary Lineker, the most expensive dominatrix around, taking the pound of the people and in return scolding the people who pay him’
Julie Burchill rarely disappoints.
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I’m old enough to remember Broadwater Farm and the killing of PC Blakelock.
Excuse me if I don’t take a knee on Wednesday.
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@LincsRuralCrime
@arable_skinner
@LincolnPoliceUK
@seandunderdale
@LincsPolice
It makes no difference to me whether you’re dancing at Gay Pride or a farmers breakfast. You should be seen to be policing, not prancing around like uncontrollable idiots. Criminals will be laughing at you.
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The Princess of Wales must have drawn on all her reserves of fortitude and bravery to make this statement.
How bloody devastating for her.
A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales
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@Crosscolin88
@BBCBreakfast
Are they really saying that?
That’s preposterous and a blatant lie, as anyone who frequented night clubs in those decades can testify (me included).
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I think I have something in my eye.
This Christmas ad for a pub in Enniskillen is better than anything John Lewis has ever put out
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Something just tells you to go for a walk sometimes.
Astonishing fenland sunset tonight.
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@StratcomCentre
This
Congratulations,
@amnesty
, you've now allowed the Russian government to declare open season on any school or hospital in Ukraine.
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We are sitting in the garden drinking a drop of fizz to the sound of combines.
The dust is blowing over us, and we don’t care a jot.
Thank you farmers for feeding us.
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The Queen laid on a special tea for two VIP children who missed the Buckingham Palace garden party.
This is epic.
😍
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I can’t even be bothered to read about the discriminatory notice on old episodes of Terry and June.
He probably called her ‘woman’ or something.
Heaven forbid we should have a bit of humour and joshing in our lives.
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@LincsRuralCrime
@arable_skinner
@LincolnPoliceUK
@seandunderdale
@LincsPolice
Well you are engaging with me yet failing to see my point, which sort of invalidates that argument.
When we get the coursers down here in the winter and the patrol car is 20 miles away, how will your dancing help me?
How do you think it comes across?
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She should have just sent her to Greta’s Bristol gig. No penalties for truanting there.
Mum faces fine for keeping daughter off school over coronavirus fears.
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This afternoon he communicated that it was time.
Now my dearest Diesel is free from pain.
Run riot up there my darling boy.
❤️
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A case of ‘piss off actually’
All candidates Hugh Grant canvassed with during election campaign failed to win their seat.
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When you rescue older dogs the joy is immense but short lived.
We had eighteen wonderful months with this beauty who was put to sleep while in our arms this morning.
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Yep. I’m with him on Khan.
#StoneColdLoser
.
@realDonaldTrump
has called
@SadiqKhan
a "stone cold loser" and suggested he is "very dumb" minutes before landing in the UK for his state visit
#TrumpUKVisit
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Does anyone ever start writing a tweet and then think, ‘do you know what, I just don’t care’?
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Here we go.
Those have just enough money to not qualify for Pension Credit will feel the pinch, not the wealthy.
Winter Fuel Allowance payments scrapped for millions of pensioners.
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First Macdonalds, now Sainburys, Argos and Tesco all experiencing problems with systems down.
Are we under cyberattack?
This is why cash matters. They make us dependent on contactless and when things go wrong we’re up the creek without a paddle.
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Though not a fan of Paul Burrell, I’m glad he’s come out to say he didn’t see any racism at the palace.
He’s now being castigated because a white man shouldn’t say that.
🤷♀️
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Mary Quant has died aged 93.
A treasured possession is a set of her make up crayons my mother bought me in the 70’s.
She was a true fashion icon.
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Why is Laura Kuenssberg issuing anything?
I thought she was a reporter.
BBC's Laura Kuenssberg issues devastating Brexit warning over Boris Johnson's plans
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‘There's a possibility' Amazing moment Shamima Begum's lawyer admits she IS a threat to UK.
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@LincsRuralCrime
@arable_skinner
@LincolnPoliceUK
@seandunderdale
@LincsPolice
And they obviously were laughing at you, because one hour after tweeting your dance routine, Lincs police were tweeting this.
How embarrassing.
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I absolutely love this twitter account.
It’s a superb antidote to all of the doom & gloom that inhabits the internet nowadays.
Frockers... it's a jumpsuit!
#frockingfabulous
#Fashionhistory
of c.1970, via Whitaker Auctions.
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About time too.
Monday's Telegraph: "GPs warned they must see patients ‘face to face’"
#BBCPapers
#TomorrowsPapersToday
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I’m not a Sunak fan but fully support him in this.
The comment was aimed at Starmer and his indecision on what a woman is.
Sunak refuses to apologise to Brianna Ghey's family for trans comment in parliament – video
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Migrant camp riot: Staff 'sexually assaulted' and workers threatened with murder as anarchy broke out
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Haha! This is so true.
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What could possibly go wrong?
The NHS is to introduce electric ambulances, raising concerns that its drive for net zero is being put above patient safety.
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Can anybody see me?
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I can write ‘he should have’ instead of ‘he should of’
People born before 1990, what trivial skill do you possess that no one uses anymore?
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No not really John, I think we all realise that the meat on our plates used to be alive, just as we realise that ramming a live animal multiple times with a vehicle is appalling cruelty.
It is possible to hold both thoughts, unless you’re a bit silly.
Interesting to see the angry reactions to this. Could it be that some people are uncomfortable with being reminded that their lunch used to be a sentient creature?
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I think Starmer and the Labour party will very soon realise that they didn’t actually win the election.
The Tories lost it.
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@somersetlevel
When you listen to the mother speak you can understand how she turned out the way she did. The entitlement is off the scale.
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Irony has curled up on Chris Ship’s lap and died.
This is the chap who was even stalking her plants.
“Woman goes to farm shop and may or may not have bought some fruit loaf”.
When people say Kate should be left alone, should that not also include a Sunday family trip to a farm store at the end of her driveway??
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How sad.
Devon village clock silenced after centuries of ringing after one single complaint.
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This is all getting a bit juicy.
“A third handwriting expert is believed to have concluded earlier this year that Packham wrote the death threat letter and is prepared to testify in court.”
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I’d just left work today.
A man was drinking coffee and smoking a cigar in a pavement cafe.
He smiled.
“Now here’s an elegant lady, good afternoon to you madam” he said.
I was wearing 5 yr old Aigle boots and a black puffer coat but he made my day.
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Boris Johnson is right.
Keir Starmer's CPS did fail to prosecute Jimmy Savile. So why all the faux outrage?
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George Galloway’s timeline grows more interesting by the minute.
Days later he was dead. Found in the woods as he had predicted he would be. Who were the “dark actors” milling about? You are about to find out.
#KillingKelly
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We’re celebrating the fact that it hasn’t rained today.
Happy Easter.
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And the winner of the ‘I don’t know how she says this with a straight face’ award goes to Emily Thornberry.
'Sir Keir Starmer feels strongly about it, and so do I quite frankly.'
Shadow Attorney General, Emily Thornberry, says the Government 'need to be held to account' for their 'very bad' handling of child sex abusers.
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I’m having a very generous glass of wine because my car just died ON a roundabout at rush hour. Yes, ON it.
No radio, no indicators, no lights.
Dead as a Dodo.
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Personally I like my police to be proactive at the airport.
Any way they want to bring down some non compliant idiot is fine.
You know, what with shoe bombers and oil tw
@ts
etc etc, but that’s just me. 🤷♀️
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You know what? I don’t care.
I don’t know a single person around here who would discriminate against someone having a walk in the countryside, so piss right off with it.
🖼️ British countryside is a ‘racist and colonial’ white space, wildlife charities claim.
Read more about the report ⬇️
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Girls, here’s a treat for you.
I’ve found an account full of Major Johnny pictures.
Swoon.
In Wales, last month. Hope everyone is having a brilliant day.
#MajorJohnny
#majorjohnnythompson
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Don’t tell him Pike!
Prince Harry demands to know name of person responsible for downgrading police protection
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What a smug, egocentric, pompous, ungentlemanly little man Khan is.
I have no skin in this game but cannot bear a lack of humility and generosity of manners in a person.
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I really hope one of these tw
@ts
gets tasered one day.
This isn’t funny regardless of your feelings for the victim.
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The best response ever.
Wogan: "They don't seem to make any concession to the fact that you're a woman."
Thatcher: "No. Why should they? I don't make any concession to the fact that they're men."😂
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@WasWitherjay
It is the lenses that cost the money. I’m going to put him in a dinghy. For that price the glasses should have a compass and the facility to make a flask of hot soup.
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If you see a deer, stop because many more will follow.
This spot on the A15 in Lincs is notorious for it, there’s such a huge herd in the fields.
#A15
#Lincolnshire
this morning. My friend who filmed it said he estimated two thirds had already crossed before he started recording.
#deer
@looknorthBBC
@ChrisGPackham
@_JoelAshton
@LincsWildlife
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So I did.
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Emancipated women of today.
You must wear your wedding ring at all times.
Births, major surgery, your granny’s new hip operation, de-fleaing the dog and de-scaling the kettle.
No occasion is exempt.
We don’t want to worry Julia do we?
🙄
Hmmm, if you're trying to dispel social media rumours about Kate and William, it's probably not a good idea to put out a photo of Kate without her wedding ring or engagement ring
@KensingtonRoyal
.
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Enough. These caretakers of our history are becoming not fit for purpose.
Admiral Lord Nelson's colonial legacy to be 're-evaluated' by Greenwich Maritime Museum in wake of the BLM movement.
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Big miscalculation by Hunt.
It wont make him liked by those he seeks to please. It will only make him loathed by many of those he needs.
‘It is important to recognise the contribution of 170,000 Muslims who died defending our freedoms.'
Jeremy Hunt explains his decision to give £1 million to fund a war memorial for Muslim soldiers.
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This is a strange story.
What can possibly have gone on there?
Two people have been arrested and 34 bodies removed from a funeral directors in Hull which police are investigating.
A man of 46 and woman of 23 were arrested on suspicion of prevention of a lawful and decent burial, fraud by false representation and fraud by abuse of position,
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The farmer who lived in our house always regretted leaving. He used to ride past to look at the old place.
This morning his funeral procession started from outside our home.
I am still in tears.
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