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@captclerkgable
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1 year
@Footbollistic What's with the "and arsenal" shouts. You're nowhere near City lol. And that formation with lesser players had you on strings.
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@ASPRIV999 He sounded rattled himself there tbh. Never really got any point across either.
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@PigeonFeatherz @SandmanMGTOW "hit the wall" is the weirdest thing. sure most men would be thinking they'd won the lottery...
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@TheShowtimeReds Over last 5 seasons: Man United: 44 Man City: 42 Chelsea: 34 Liverpool: 30 Arsenal: 26 Spurs: 23
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@drsportsmedia @FlexUTD They can't ever stop bringing up the 7-0 it's so funny
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@captclerkgable
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10 months
@JayMotty By 30 Solskjaer had won 5 PL, 1 FA Cup and a CL, the treble. By 30 Kane has won nothing. Your argument would be better by just saying Gary Neville was arguably the best right back in the league and country for a decade. Trippier has been nowhere near that.
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@captclerkgable
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8 months
@abzzinhoo @vizzelo10 @josepparseiola "Doesn't have the attacking range of Ashley Cole". So you clearly didn't see Cole play.
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@captclerkgable
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7 months
@Mikelacbe @aliladiere @Carra23 Can tell you now there is not a West Ham fan alive who wants 80 minutes on their current side followed by watching them play for 90 minutes.
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8 months
@JamieMullane05 @Rzj77_ @lfcJ7_ Yeah Mainoo and Bellingham aren't really comparable. Bellingham was carrying Dortmund in the CL. Mainoo has had like 4 good games in the Prem. Let the kid grow, ready for the next WC.
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@captclerkgable
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9 months
@speziaIs I didn't think saka did anything wrong tbh. I'm a Liverpool fan as well.
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@EloiseHendy @timreay Yes, you should thank the cats for the kind offer.
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9 months
@Spacemanc @Carra23 Rather have ETH then mate I suppose.
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@captclerkgable
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2 years
@PhantomGoal This is what happens when you live football through social media and what other fans think.
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@captclerkgable
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4 years
@weegingercpunk @eve_rebecca @tristangrayedi Does she know anything about the real world? Most of these are just police and some already exist that are non police. It's a lot more complicated than these "nice things"
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@captclerkgable
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2 years
@Millar_Colin Weird because fabinho reaction told you he knew it was a shocker as well. Ref has been abysmal, usually is this guy.
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@captclerkgable
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11 months
@BxnAFC Gabriel is bang average
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@captclerkgable
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@andy_hutton74 Born in 1974 and pretending to have set up a "social experiment" because you made yourself look a tit. Ok!
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@captclerkgable
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1 year
@LewVisualss "The butcher" and Varane conceded 7 to Liverpool that you keep saying are awful. Says a lot about the standards at OT since Fergie left. He'd have said 3rd and League Cup were shite, you boys from Kent think ETH is the messiah. Levels to the game.
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@Tactical_Times Shouldn't be due any praise. City never got out of first gear, didn't play particularly well and never looked like losing. Ref kept them in it 1st 30. He made some tweaks with 15-20 to go when City tired and they had a bit of a go.
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@Football_Speak @JayRussell_9 @Football__Tweet Just don't know what you're watching then.
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1 year
@NathanBaker110 @Sauce_Monstar "stat merchants" literally the best way to measure who is the better individual player, i.e. not who played in the better team. Is Louis Saha better than Harry Kane? Phil Neville better than Cesc Fabregas? David May better than Van Dijk?
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@captclerkgable
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2 years
@Raufers @ashleybravo @jordrobinson93 @JUANFIELD8 @JasonLFC1979 Would take being 12th to have a historic win over our biggest rivals that will be talked about in 30 years. Nobody will talk about Utd finishing 3rd ahead of LFC or them winning the league cup.
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@captclerkgable
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@TheDone_82 @andcouldheplay7 Why? Because its accurate?
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@scrapytweets Haha, jota had his pants down and broke your weak hearts not long after.
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@WC_LFC_Torres Imagine being a Utd fan and missing the SAF era and constantly then tweeting about it pretending you remember any of it. Does explain the nonsense narrative around Vidic though.
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9 months
@JayMotty He's rattled you though tbf
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1 year
@emilyhewertson You know they do this purely for sectarian reasons. And it's not an international game so its just bizarre tbh.
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9 months
@danman_ak74 @TTrain1ngday Well done on making something up.
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@LyesBouzidi10 @Hennes_4 I remember being at Anfield in about 2003 and seeing Keane absolutely school Gerrard in a game. Following season Gerrard outplayed Vieira. Great era.
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9 months
@TheDone_82 @andcouldheplay7 I don't think it's there to "prove" anything. Its just what's happened, mate.
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6 months
@078Yasser @Carra23 And still true, no?
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6 months
@oscarIfc @JohyanCruyff @FelixJohnston_ Nonsense isn't it. Alissons been injured for 3 months
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7 months
@damian_highbury @tomgooner84 @AFCAMDEN It wasn't the first incident involving English and Italian clubs. There is no excuse for the violence at Heysel but there is important context and history you're very clearly not aware of.
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1 year
@WayneSBarton The manusplaining has begun early. Week to go lads
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@ivan_i94 It's madness, isn't it. Beckham was a top, top player. He gets it unfairly in the neck because of the global superstardom didn't match his talent. He wasn't Zidane, ronaldo etc. But he was right up there in the level below.
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@CapableOfFlight Yes, but that is meaningless in the discussion. So what if his father and mother fled persecution. That doesn't make him hard. He grew up in Basel.
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2 years
@ScallyMagazine Liverpool is a lot better than the comments here. Lived in a few places in UK and been to loads for work and it is a good place. Happy to be back.
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@UpperGwladysBlu Wilson is better than Richarlison tbf
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@el_mansfield Whats funny about that is Martial has spent 9 years at Utd and not ever looked like learning the most basic of movements and runs for a CF. Whatever you think of Nunez, he is absolutely brilliant in terms of movement, and that was clear ar Benfica.
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@nehies97 @AyoCaesar I hate to say this but where my family are from - Huyton in Knowsley - was a no go zone in terms of living there for black people back in the day. Would like to think it's changed (a bit) for the better now. Lived all over London and it's absolutely fine like Ash says.
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@tapintobs @CyberCozco Maybe they are, but their approach is considered sustainable because they've pumped a few bad teams for 5 and 6. Yesterday, Porto, pre Jan levels come back, and they might not do enough to avoid 0-0s. I don't think Liverpools approach is less sustainable, esp over 9 games.
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@MCFCGabster City fans anytime Liverpool fans, players, manager say or do anything
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@Halalcoholism White dick is undefeated
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@captclerkgable
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9 months
@mcfc_Savio City voted against FFP so that Everton and Forest could survive
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@captclerkgable
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3 years
@rainbowisenuf @kmele Another nice thing made by somebody with little understanding of the world and human interaction.
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5 months
@MarkMt1878 @CATHFACTORY @BoxparkLvrpool Mate, seriously, who cares. Surely no actual scousers will ever go in there anyway. Its for England fans to throw a drink on themselves when they beat some shite side like Macedonia in the summer.
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@captclerkgable
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@markrstats @samuelap1_ How's it a "big" win for Pep? I can understand that his plan worked better than Klopps, but he also has a more settled side and system. And they were at home and didn't win?
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@captclerkgable
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@Nichol_5 @Carra23 They've let him coach. It's awful.
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1 year
@CapableOfFlight @NCal09381468 Probably a lot rougher than the mean streets of Basel tbh
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@Stephen69243137 @LewVisualss Antony doesn't have a high ceiling. He is what he is.
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@StMungos The replies are hilarious. You also have the worst HR team running your organisation. Thanks.
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8 months
@CherylSwanick @craftysan34 Interestingly, you have no complaint that 8 of those teams have almost no chance of getting in the Premier League. Focus always on "the big 6".
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@JJJJesus9 @afcjxmes @OfficialVizeh That last sentence is correct but there are a lot of Arsenal fans who forget that. Arteta is doing a very good job but he's nowhere near Klopp... yet.
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@captclerkgable
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8 months
@LickshotLippy Based off what? You just think one is visually more pleasing than other so say that.
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5 months
@UHTPodcast I'm a red and I'd never set foot in it anyway. Looks like one of them place a load of gimps throw beer on themselves when England melt on pens in a summer tournament.
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@Afcsammmm Yeah, even West Ham fans don't want 3 hours of chat about them and having to watch them play in between. Grow up.
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@RickyAgyekum2 And Arteta agreed with him (also never won the league himself).
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2 years
@marstrina @tomowolade V few people will "really" know where their ancestors are from though. So let's never even be the slightest bit inquisitive about each other's experiences.
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1 year
@TheShowtimeReds Now do bigger data set over last 5 seasons: Man United: 44 Man City: 42 Chelsea: 34 Liverpool: 30 Arsenal: 26 Spurs: 23
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@SinghingSam @pegobry The irony (given her position on such things) is that her reaction speaks to the privilege she was brought up in and the ego it has brought her. My name is mispronounced/spelt every day, especially by people not native to where my name is from. Life goes on.
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@JRFBoy Never met a single person from one of these schemes at work who wasn't middle class and had relatively wealthy parents tbh.
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@itsjoeturner @tsarnick That was actually a good episode where it wasn't completely horrible and bleak.
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@captclerkgable
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3 years
@LPL_Airport The xenophobia from the blue third of the city on this tweet is unbelievable
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10 months
@mzae_koguta @JayMotty At speaking English. Not football.
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@JackH1878 @LFCLaurie Ahh no you never went back and checked the 1st leg
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@mahfxz_ @mayaxordonez @lfcJ7_ His first touch was terrible, his 2nd even worse. Great lad tho
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1 year
@That_Ged I just thought he cut his hair cos he was balding. would have took him one sentence
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1 year
@TacticallyMatt Letting the Sun in and taking that £££ - the people's club indeed.
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@MissLauraMarcus @anitathetweeter @jerryhogg Not really, dad's army and porridge were on a lot in the 90s/00s. Anyone in there 30s now will remember that. still a crap point to make by him though tbh
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@Zonal_Marking He's a very strange guy. His articles on PSR are absolute tin hat stuff and now drumming up some boring furore over a flag.
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1 year
@WhattaHit Pep played it years ago at City mate.
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@DFakExGoalanke This trent "debate" is a litmus test for both do you enjoy football and do you understand anything about football. Fella is banging on about Pedro Porro who can't defend anyway
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@captclerkgable
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3 years
@PinkNews Needs to get his head down and focus on scoring some goals for #everton
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9 months
@theesk Paul, this sounds good in theory but you've seen the reaction to LFCs complaint re Diaz. Tribalism will always get in the way if and when a protest like this happens. Kavanagh and his VAR shouldn't be reffing elite level football again this season as a start imo.
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10 months
@pdefc84 This proves you haven't cheated?
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11 months
@John_B58 But just to be clear Everton deliberately cheated by disregarding financial rules (despite warnings) and now want no punishment because of something completely unrelated to cheating?
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1 year
@skg11_kg @SeanDOlfc Why would we sign a 30+ year old midfielder though given we have no legs there. Barella is v good at playing forward passes and carrying the ball which we don't really have atm. And then add in he will pop up with a few goals, good signing.
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@TempletonBlair @GoodwinMJ Can someone explain per capita to this person please. Thank you.
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9 months
@TheDone_82 @andcouldheplay7 It just collates the result of VAR reviews. It's not related to points btw.
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@adamkeys_ It's the legacy of the Wenger days where you didn't win anything, played some nice football but were surpassed by others so had to pretend you were aesthetes. Arteta's football atm is much more similar to your great sides. A v confused fan base.
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@trevgoes4th @hazr198 A) You've missed the point and B) You won't attract better people if you pay them less and give them less flexibility. Fairly simple stuff. Keep up.
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9 months
@samuelluckhurst Absolutely miles from the level Utd should be aiming for.
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@JamesPMcCann97 @1966ytfg Leicester have won 19 league titles? I never knew.
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@captclerkgable
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1 year
@platformedboots He just proves her point. As long as she has the requisite training (which she clearly does or she wouldn't be flying a plane) who tf cares. He's as weird and creepy about this stuff as the "left wing" people he claims to think are dum dums are.
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@SwedishRumble @slbsn For a so called "great coach" it's interesting he hasn't developed a style of play any different to OGS with 400 mil spent though.
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@tapintobs @CyberCozco arsenal have more control of games but if they're anything like post purple patch then they will probably draw a couple because they're too conservative. Swings and roundabouts to it all. Makes it more interesting at least
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@cmbftbl Why does every white Arsenal fan sound like this fella
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@AnalystGiancito @Qwesi_Bondzie @OfficialSitso @rioferdy5 It wasn't klopps first full season. So with someone else's squad he got to two finals and had them playing a totally new style. Ten Hag is nowhere near that level, cmon now. If it's about results only, he should be sacked. You just got done 3 0 by Bournemouth at home
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@M_Bas1 Stevie Gerrard the morning of a CL game
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@DigitalLifeUK @Malachians You were playing fulham at home mate. Have some standards
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@TheAthleticUK @Ankaman616 Can't be real. Fernandes is most overrated player in the league.
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@foreverafc49 @AFCMet And this interaction explains why. We are normal and sound in real life, you guys aren't.
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@5504honda1975 @wrongtoafault @okimstillhungry I can only do 9 :( and thats with a wind behind me :(
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@Nichol_5 @Carra23 Eredivise tax. If you have the biggest budget and wage bill by far, you should a) win lots and b) play good football as a minimum. Funnily enough, he has both of those at Utd too and you play THE worst football and don't win. He's out of his depth.
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@Halalcoholism It's funny how the good guys in the US don't realise how they're exactly like the traditional bad guys in the rest of the world.
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@Gideoomatic It is nostalgia though. He was brilliant, as is someone like Salah. Simple as that really.
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@Halalcoholism @IDoTheThinking It's madness this is even a story and the guy has totally summed it up. America is one very strange place making this some racial thing.
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@Ad_Ryan8 What he is saying about Haaland is the worst shout ever. Which top club wasn't interested in him. Little easy win with fans.
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@jeffreykboakye That's a mad conclusion Jeffrey imo. Just read the piece and that's not what he's said at all. You must engage with what's written not what you think underlies what is written. You don't have access to people's heads.
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