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@PhantomGoal
Si
4 years
Hi all! I've put together a resource of UK & Irish BME and Anti-Racist charities and organisations which I encourage you to support. It's broken down regionally, so you can hopefully find causes local to you. #BlackLivesMatter #BlackLivesMatterUK
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@PhantomGoal
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6 years
Harry Kane is a national treasure because he perfectly embodies Britain's oldest tradition - taking things that don't belong to you and claiming them as your own.
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reminder that henderson spent much of his time in the lead up to qatar advocating for LGBT+ rights and causes, yet suddenly once the money is going into his own pocket, it's a different story.
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
1 year
🚨 Jordan Henderson leaning towards accepting life-changing Al Ettifaq offer. 33yo set to decide imminently. Would quadruple Liverpool wages. Gerrard driving pursuit. If Henderson approves, clubs will immediately hold talks on deal @TheAthleticFC #LFC #SPL
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@PhantomGoal
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2 years
Mo Salah | Full Match Highlights | Liverpool 9 - 0 Bournemouth
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me doing my best to lighten the mood with the four other trapped submariners:
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@PhantomGoal
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10 months
keita had *the allegations*, van dijk liked that vile memphis depay post about benjamin mendy, and fabinho, firmino, and alisson are all bolsonaro supporters. and these are just the things we know publicly know about. i wouldn't be so quick to throw stones here.
@TheRedmenTV
The Redmen TV
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When you look at some of the sagas unfolding elsewhere it makes you grateful Jurgen Klopp is our manager and implemented a no dickheads policy. The importance he places on meeting players before they sign allows him to decide whether they are the right fit, plus likely
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henderson showed bravery in taking a stand for LGBT people in an increasingly hostile environment in britain. now he's off to a country where me and my partner couldn't watch him play, without fear of imprisonment or execution. just so he can earn even more money. good riddance.
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
1 year
🚨 Jordan Henderson set to leave Liverpool training camp after Al Ettifaq reach agreement in principle to sign 33yo. 3yr deal in place for England midfielder. Still needs to be finalised. Led by Steven Gerrard @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano #LFC #SPL
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@PhantomGoal
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6 months
remember when van dijk got a 1 match ban and £100k fine for shouting at the referee lmao
@AdamCrafton_
Adam Crafton
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Surrounding the match official is allowed this week then
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@PhantomGoal
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3 years
protesting the glazers when you've lost a few games is well and good, but it's all a bit fickle isn't it? a month ago united fans were stood in a circle outside old trafford doing the 'SIUUUU' celebration in their brand new ronaldo shirts.
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@PhantomGoal
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7 years
I'm aware this sounds like I'm overreacting, but I legitimately think Dejan Lovren has ruined any enjoyment in my life for the last 3 years.
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5 years
fabinho every time chelsea tried to build through the midfield
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@PhantomGoal
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2 years
as soon as nunez took origi's number, we should have known we were in for some shenanigans. the man is pure unmedicated chaos
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@PhantomGoal
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5 years
what my microwave sees when i'm off my skull at 4am heating up two deep dish mini pizzas
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@PhantomGoal
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6 years
Me during sex: hurt me Her: Oh Gerrard slipped, Demba Ba onto it. Ba against Mignolet here for Chelsea... And Ba scores! Me: w h a t Her: Kroos sends it forward here to Benzema, he's got the option to Marcel-OH, and Karius! It's gone in! Oh my word! Me: s t o p
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@PhantomGoal
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2 months
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Squawka
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@PhantomGoal
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7 years
For anyone who wants an insight into the type of politics peddled by the DUP, here's a thread of some of their finest politicians:
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7 years
A man called 'Lord Buckethead', dabbing on the same stage as the Prime Minister. British politics is just outrageous on so many levels.
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@PhantomGoal
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2 years
for everyone saying that they should 'respect the culture' - the world cup is a FIFA competition, it is not a qatari competition. FIFA's rules expressly permit wearing of the rainbow flag, and qatar said they would comply. this is not 'culture', it is simply oppression in action.
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@PhantomGoal
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6 years
At 10 seconds in, you can hear the exact moment Jurgen Klopp's erection makes contact with the under-side of the table
@LFC
Liverpool FC
6 years
"Thank you Anfield. It was unbelievable." 🔴 Jürgen Klopp 🙌
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2 years
like to think that mike edwards saw this and decided his final act of pettiness would be to end this tap-in merchant's reputation
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7 years
Literally cannot wait for the main man Virgil van Dijk to join Liverpool, take the number 4 shirt and the captaincy, and immediately become absolute liquid human dogshit as a footballer because that is The Liverpool Way™
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bruh this league deserves so much better than martin tyler. man has been coasting for years to the extent he now has absolutely zero pop. move him on and get in some new blood who actually give a remote shit about the sport they're commentating
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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"That is the most Tottenham thing you will ever see." 😬 Just MOMENTS after Richarlison equalises for Tottenham, Jota slips another into the net!! 🤯
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8 years
Funny how Karius has been steadily improving, almost like he's a young goalkeeper in a new league and judging him after 3 games was dense.
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8 years
nah i just cannot
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@PhantomGoal
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2 years
nothing to see here, move along
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10 years
Aly Cissokho | Fever for the Flava | 13/14 Season Highlights Aly Cissokho can't be tamed. Pls RT my kids need to eat
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7 years
6 days apart.
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9 months
looking forward to howard webb's weekly 'we got it massively wrong' fest, what an absolute treat. almost makes up for the dropped points 👍
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10 months
there's obviously something rotten going on at united, both the club and ten hag have got too strong a track record in the past few years to ignore it. however more fool you if you're so wilfully naive to think that there isn't stuff like this going on at almost every club.
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wataru endo watching this caicedo disasterclass
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2 years
rebecca your fascism had poisoned liverpool football club's pleasant vibes and i hope you're happy
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2 months
looks okay, but has he ever considered that he could have instead seen out his retirement earning millions playing in a murderous slave state in front of 600 people every week? has he no interest in procuring true generational wealth?
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
2 months
Joe Hart gets emotional as he walks out for the second half to see a fans tifo in his honour. The goalkeeper is making his final home appearance for Celtic ahead of his retirement this summer. #BBCFootball
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obviously the overriding takeaway from this is the strength and bravery of dele alli to speak candidly about his own trauma, but there is something deeply galling to see an interview which focuses so much on addiction being produced by fucking skybet
@GNev2
Gary Neville
1 year
I’m struggling to find the words to put with this post but please watch my most recent interview with Dele. It’s the most emotional, difficult yet inspirational conversation I’ve ever had in my life. Watch the interview on @wearetheoverlap here
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6 years
Steven Gerrard is the perfect choice for Rangers manager because he's the one man who knows how to prevent Brendan Rodgers from winning a league title.
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will forever wonder why two parents, living in a small austrian town with jewish heritage in 1970, would willingly choose to name their child 'adolf hütter'
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
1 year
📝 DEAL DONE: Adolf Hütter is the new head coach of AS Monaco ! 🇲🇨 (📸 @AS_Monaco )
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6 years
Liverpool fans dragging up 6 year old homophobic tweets of Holgate's from when he was 15 years old, because there's a suggestion that he believes he's been racially abused. Pathetic behaviour.
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@PhantomGoal
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7 years
Porto v Liverpool, also known as the Aly Cissokho Derby, also known as El Classokho.
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5 months
there's one ponytailed number 9 who managed to score on saturday the 17th of february 2024 and i can certainly tell you it was not mr erling halaand
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8 years
you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
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henderson is already a multi-multi-multi millionaire. he has generational wealth for him and his kids and his great, great, great grandkids. this is nothing more than outright, unmitigated greed.
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this kit is gorgeous but the difference between the dri-fit and stadium versions is genuinely vile lol. the stadium shirt looks like it's been bought off a beachfront stall in kavos
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@LFC
Liverpool FC
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Iconic.
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3 years
reckon that a lot of liverpool fans would find this season's lows much more manageable had they had an opportunity to properly celebrate winning the title. that was 30 years in the waiting and it still kind of feels like it never happened
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9 years
Jurgen Klopp arrives to Melwood on his first day and sees Dejan Lovren in the car park.
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5 years
Arsenal really went out there and paid £70m for a FIFA 12 Brasilver. Get Maikon Leite and Danilinho in while you're at it fellas.
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7 years
£70m for van Dijk does sound expensive, however when you factor in that he'd be taking Dejan Lovren's place in the squad, then the true value of the transfer is at least seventeen quadrillion bitcoin.
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liverpool are definitely doing something completely fucking unhinged with the manager position. it's going to be something irrefutably mad like will still, jason tindall, or gareth southgate. i will chop my own head off regardless
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
2 months
🚨 EXCL: West Ham in talks over ambitious move for Ruben Amorim if David Moyes goes. Julen Lopetegui also assessed but Amorim current top target. #WHUFC said to appeal but unclear where they sit among 39yo’s options. Liverpool looks unlikely @TheAthleticFC
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not going to get in to the curtis jones debate but it's undeniably quite tragic to think just how much hates he gets from liverpool fans when he's literally still eligible to play at U21 level. god forbid a youth player isn't the finished article
@England
England
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Another #YoungLions link-up between @NoniMadueke_ and @curtisjr_10 – and what a finish it was by Jones! 💫
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3 years
man is filming inside a nether portal
@greggislocallfc
Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼?
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Shit camera but we move
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4 years
Saw a heatmap recently of average positions for last season, and Firmino's was effectively in the 10 position behind Salah and Mané. If you readjust your expectations of what he should be doing as a 10 versus as a 9, you gain a better idea of why he's so pivotal to the team.
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2 years
chelsea fans will sing about gerrard at their nan's funeral and then complain that he's got main character syndrome
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7 years
Get you a club that can do both
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8 years
Hey @LFC (and fans), how about *not* using Johan Cruyff's death as a marketing tool for how passionate Liverpool's fans are? Cheers.
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11 months
absolutely nothing messy about liverpool's approach with caicedo. his reps made assurances he was interested, and in a matter of hours they agreed a record transfer fee with brighton. even ornstein said personal terms were a formality when the bid was accepted.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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🗣️ "It just feels like a little bit of a mess!" Jamie Carragher on Liverpool's pursuit of Moisés Caicedo.
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7 years
All of you celebrating Emre Can getting a new contract when you said he needed to be sold after his performances in January - I see you.
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@PhantomGoal
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2 months
it's a momentous day for liverpool fans, one that represents everything that has come before, and points towards everything that is to come. that's right, it's the big one. the hot topic we're all talking about. you know the one. it's fever for the flava's 10th birthday.
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Aly Cissokho | Fever for the Flava | 13/14 Season Highlights Aly Cissokho can't be tamed. Pls RT my kids need to eat
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@PhantomGoal
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3 years
zaha when june rolls around
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@TimesSport
Times Sport
3 years
Updated: Wilfried Zaha has told Crystal Palace that he wants to leave the club and ideally the winger wants a transfer delivered before the squad returns for pre-season training next month ✍️ @garyjacob
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I'm sure there will be an outpouring of Liverpool fans saying that Brewster should be charged with making a malicious accusation of racism, right? Isn't that how it works lads? That you're automatically a liar if your allegations don't lead to a guilty verdict? Right? Lads?
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
6 years
BREAKING: UEFA drop charges against Spartak Moscow’s Leonid Mironov over allegations of racist abuse towards Liverpool’s Rhian Brewster due to lack of evidence. #SSN
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regardless of what happens with caicedo, chelsea triggering tyler adams' release clause and giving him a medical only to cancel the deal to try and free up funds is proper evil villain behaviour
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so many arsenal fans spent years desperate for city to win the league over liverpool, only to now feel the absolutely impossible and endless void of actually being in a title race against them. it is utterly soul-crushing
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6 years
Remember when Ibrahimovic was cracking on about how he'd recovered from a torn ACL in 2 months and then was mysteriously injured for the rest of the entire season because he's actually a 36 year old man and not fuckin Wolverine.
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we won every competition going and fans will still try to rewrite history to say that we were, in fact, actually shite
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Bournemouth fans storm on to the pitch as they realise they no longer have Steve Claridge analysing their games at 1am on a Saturday night.
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just how did they do it?
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@BBCSport
BBC Sport
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From the relegation zone to the Champions League in the space of 18 months 📈 Newcastle's rise under Eddie Howe has been meteroic 🤯 #BBCFootball
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arsenal fans listening to liverpool fans having a meltdown about henderson's new contract
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liverpool fans have been begging for literally any repurcussions against people mocking hillsborough for decades, and one of the few times that something actually happens they're now being told they're supporting the police state because of it?
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6 years
I SAID TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG
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5 years
Sadio Mané is the best player in the world. I don’t do ifs, buts, or maybes. I do absolutes.
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11 months
bell that klopp again lad
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10 years
Mourinho took over the 3rd best team in England, spent £110m, and transformed them into the third best team in England.
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How do you call Leicester winning the PL the best sporting achievement ever when Emre Can recovered from ruptured ankle ligaments in 2 weeks
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there's been lots of "do you expect fans to stop supporting their team?" over the past year, but if my club interviewed their chairman and had to introduce him as 'His Excellency' then i would have long since binned it off
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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Our chairman, His Excellency Yasir Al-Rumayyan, reflects on a momentous season for Newcastle United.
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7 years
The state of the British public, heckling a man because he doesn't want to murder millions of innocent people.
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2 years
it is utterly inconceivable to me that sadio mané is only 2 years younger than junior hoilett. those men are from different eras.
@NinadB_06
Ninad Barbadikar
2 years
Just seen that former QPR winger Junior Hoilett is just 32...is time slowing down for some of these people? 😭
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5 years
all the best
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Also, Jurgen Klopp did right by sticking with Karius. Almost like he's an elite manager and you're some lad covered in Doritos cheese dust.
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7 years
Want to make it very clear that I consider the actions of Liverpool Football Club a direct and targeted attack on my psychological wellbeing
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aside from the obvious 'why be racist when you could be homophobic?' play going on here - have FIFA or UEFA ever punished a player for *not* wearing a rainbow flag? didn't FIFA literally ban the rainbow armband at the world cup just 6 months ago?
@didierdrogba
Didier Drogba
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This has to stop NOW ⚠️ ❗️ When will Federations, Leagues, @uefa_official @fifa punish these clubs the way they are quick to punish players when they refuse to stand for a community that is against their beliefs for example? We’ve had all the talking, the outrage, the
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Van Dijk has genuinely put in one of the best defensive performances in a Liverpool shirt that I've seen in half a decade and it's only his fuckin debut jfc
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11 months
some truly woeful tattoos on display here. mac allister putting jesus christ next to a fucking roulette wheel is utterly incomprehensible
@giraltpablo
Pablo Giralt
11 months
“Enzo Fernández hoy demostró por qué pagaron lo que pagaron por él” - Alexis Mac Allister
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7 years
That statement by Liverpool genuinely feels worse than Gerrard's slip.
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6 years
Obviously a pretty dire mistake from Alisson, but on three separate occasions in the build-up Henderson has the option to play a simple forward pass and instead puts it to the centrebacks who are already under heavy pressure.
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petition to make every player who scores against united do this, because it is very VERY funny
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
3 years
Andros Townsend does the Siiuuuuuu at Old Trafford! 🤭 He enjoys a goal in Manchester! A wonderful flowing move!
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Oxlade-Chamberlain is all of us.
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Alberto Moreno | Original Prankster | 2014 - 2017 Highlights - Please RT, my dog has stolen my segway & I need help.
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3 years
levy really said
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@sistoney67
Simon Stone
3 years
Pep on Kane: "Tottenham did not want to negotiate. They didn’t want to talk, so we didn’t talk. We tried to open the door but the big master of negotiations, Daniel Levy, who knows everything, wouldn’t. Maybe I would do the same if I had Harry Kane."
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7 years
To think that Liverpool could scrape into the top 4 with 74/76 points this season, and it only took 72 points to win the league last season.
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Sevilla players pushing their manager down the tunnel 😂 Like he's their da hammered on New Year's Eve after just bringing up Brexit
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£170m later and United have the same number of points now as they did last season under Moyes.
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not the girlbossification of the saudi regime
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
2 years
She never gave up hope. 🖤🤍
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@Kloppoh frankly mate unless you're LGBT yourself you've got no authority to police how LGBT people react to this kind of stuff
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Nathaniel Clyne watching the meteoric rise of Trent Alexander-Arnold
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bruh we need this shallow depth of field camera in the prem like yesterday. i could watch this all day
@totalcristiano
TC
10 months
4 games, 5 goals & 1 assist. 20 year old joining the biggest club in the world and taking them on his back. That’s Jude Bellingham for you.
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@Asiankopite ah well if they've said it then it must be true
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Van Dijk and Alisson, forever wobbles my brain that Liverpool had the actual common sense for once to go out and buy two absolute world-class diamonds rather than some unknown 34 year olds from Fortuna Dusseldorf.
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