Colonel James Dolittle
@candidpersona
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I left Nigeria at age 32. Take it from me, it’s worth it.
My colleague moved to the US from Nigeria at age 37.
Provided you are highly skilled, it will be worth it. The problem is if you have no skills
Seems like the rest of us are stuck in Naija as it is. Cuz who's spending 30-50m to Japa and start from scratch at 30? Whoooooooooo???????
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What this tells me is votes count! As much as these guys threaten violence, they know the truth: Votes count!
Hi
@PoliceNG
,
@inecnigeria
, this is an instance of voter intimidation by
@OfficialAPCNg
in Lagos. In this cabinet meeting held on Monday, January 30, 2023, the Baale of Igbara in Jakande, Eti-Osa LGA tells residents that they must vote APC if they want to keep on living there.
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If you are a really intelligent person & you have the ability to retain a large amount of information in your head & you are looking to pivot into tech, I would recommend Cybersecurity. It’s a budding field which is tough asf but commands a respected place & pays well.
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Best financial situation in Canada for Nigerian immigrants:
1. Married
2. Dual income household in excess of $200k
3. Live in Saskatoon
4. 2 kids each above 6 years old
5. 1 vehicle, no car loans
6. Frugal
You both can be millionaires in 10 years easily.
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@saint_matthewz
@The_Nenye
He should move back & express his love properly. Which kain inter continental love be this
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You are either a terrible cook or he doesn’t trust you. My money is on this conversation never happened
I asked my husband how comes he doesn’t care that I don’t cook.
He said “a cooking woman is a poisoning woman. One less threat”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
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No student is ever collecting that loan 🤣🤣. Just a huge fucking fraud
2 things I forgot to add to that thread about the Student Loan Act.
1st, Nigeria's legal minimum wage is N30,000/month. To have a household income less than N500,000/year, 1 or both parents would need to earn less than minimum wage - which is illegal.
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@Egi_nupe_
“We cannot rule out collateral damage”
So there isn’t a way to surgically infiltrate the hotel, get guest list & target those who they need to? It’s really sad educated people can think at this level. If we had a strong judiciary, EFCC would use their whole budget for pay offs
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David doesn’t have the powers of clairvoyance. He simply understands what Nigeria is and has a good memory.
Those who fail to learn from History will repeat it
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@BobolaAkinkunmi
@DavidHundeyin
People voted based on competence not tribalism. So you expect Igbos to vote for Tinubu or what? That evil gang lord? Or is Atiku they should vote for? When Seyi Makinde goes for presidency, let’s see if the Igbos won’t vote for him.
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@PureMinD__
The incompetence is everywhere & it will take us at least a generation of intentional focus to rid ourselves of it.
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This is a really daft take. How exactly are the local airlines supposed to get dollars if that is the same reason the foreign ones are leaving in the first place?
Abi is it Naira they will pay for spare parts or maintenance services??
Now that foreign airlines are leaving the country, now is the time we enhance our local carriers to fly internationally. Now is the time to show patriotism.
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Who else has heard this Last Last song by Burna?
It’s killing me! Too sweet & I am not such a big fan of Burna
Played it like 50 times today lmao
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@realkelvin07
@yojora
We have a really shitty culture that will have to change if we will have any chance at building a proper country.
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This life sha. From zero vacations in over 7 years of working, I’m now about to do my 2nd vacation in one year.
One thing I can say about life is your time will come. Keep doing what you do everyday. It will happen for you
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@poepatricks
@Morris_Monye
Employed? Taken care of?😂😂😂😂😭. You scammed millions of Americans and you think they will smile with you? He will serve a hefty term there and when done, he will immediately be deported back home. A lot of Nigerians have been deported from the US after serving time.
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😂🤣🤣🤣 a woman that loves you will make you eat her food. Women love no hard to recognize but some men Dey there Dey collect minimal effort Dey convince themselves say them Dey relationship.
First week we spent together, went out for two days and came back to a refrigerator full of home made foods. From Banga to owho to egusi to ogbonor. As if that wasn’t enough, I turned around and saw plenty Fufu staring at me. I cried so hard because my ex was a fool
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@jeffphilips1
Even if our defence budget is 25naira, must our NA be involved in killing its own citizens? It doesn’t cost a lot to have standards and be an honourable institution which they clearly aren’t
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@joeteicher
@RnaudBertrand
Gaza is a different country? Interesting. How come prisoners from Gaza are held in Israeli prisons? Where is their navy and airforce? Tanks? Fighter jets? What of their airport? Who is their president? General of their army? How come Israel is called an occupier force?
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What kind of surprises are these?
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@et_testudo
@DavidHundeyin
You think most Nigerians have the ability to reason logically and reach conclusions devoid of sentiments?
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Please make a 2:1 or First class if you are still in school. Your future will most likely depend on it.
If you are not from a rich home,
If your parents don’t “know people”,
If you do not have a business that makes money already;
PLS GET A GOOD CGPA IN SCHOOL.
It matters in life. It is not everything.
But it matters.
Don’t allow Okokomaiko motivational speakers tell you nonsense.
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Educated people genuinely believed Binance were responsible for the naira tanking and not just that, they believed Binance would pay 10 billion dollars. Kai
Did Binance later pay the $10B fine, or should I mind my business?
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What did
@DavidHundeyin
say about the Nigerian govt creating laws that at the time might seem innocuous but which will be used to make trouble in the future?
Shit about to get real. They’ve come for abokifx
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This kind of healthy gender gbas gbos is what Twitter used to be all about those years. I don’t know when it now degenerated to the caustic environment we see now.
Men will yab you for carrying hand bag and load everywhere but be looking for where to put their charger when you go out with them. Wear it on your neck dear.
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@bamidelesalamBS
@TosynAdedeji
@nassnigeria
Another question I would like to ask sir is why you & your colleagues don’t hold town hall meetings. What chance do you have to listen to the common man? This is how it’s done everywhere else. Don’t rely on the words of sycophants. Listen to the people pls
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@mlkadesanya1
@aproko_doctor
Use prayer & build roads na. This is how you people outsource your thinking to God & expect miracles to happen. Even the Bible says faith without WORKS is DEAD!
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@aproko_doctor
@jerry_emy
I knew this would happen. What the government & health centers should have done was provide buses with armed escort or something to identify them. Nigeria is just an anyhow place. Literally anything goes
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A lot of people have a very funny outlook about money. For example, because I’m worth 300m doesn’t mean that I don’t know the value of 5,000 Naira. I can dash you 50k & not blink but that doesn’t mean I don’t know it’s value. A lot of people really don’t get it.
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@elharsh
Let’s also not forget how he failed to isolate himself after coming back from Germany on Mar 7th, directly infected 3 of his staff, nearly infected the president all due to his recklessness. Personally I think anyone who feels sorry for him, asides his family needs a brain check
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De Gea knowing that alert will still enter after all the insults from Man U fans
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How do you people know this much about each other? Nawa o
“This app is deadly. I saw where Ejikem said bla bla bla”
But this app was not deadly when you were doing side chick to a married Valhalla and went as far as fighting & subbing your former ‘best friend’ for mingling with him, ehn Matriach Wigs???
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Trust me, if FK Abudu or Moe post their birthday wishlist here, any recourse to tactical this & that, will be done with the lightest of touches and she will probably get even more than she asked for. Why? Because they know they have! This is the point!
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@lamemzy
@_Adadioramma
Go and tell the 100s of first class graduates in Shell, Chevron, total, GE and other multinationals earning millions every month how street smartness has helped you. You guys just say these things to console yourselves. Go and use street smartness to do masters in Harvard na
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@StreetLordPoko
I find this really stupid. What is the meaning of de-marketing? Do you think foreign investors rely on ramblings on Twitter to make investment decisions?
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@EduardoHagn
We have lacked athleticism and physicality & the intensity to cope in such games. Can’t play Vieira, Xhaka and Jorginho and expect to beat any serious European team
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@ayosogunro
Ayo, from the replies here, you should realize majority of the NIgerian citizenry don’t even know what it entails to be a public official. Majority don’t even know what their basic human rights are. Governors, senators are seen as demi-gods who can’t be questioned. It’s sad
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@HAftbl
I think this is very harsh. He’s a CB, not a FB. Johnson will skin any other CB in that situation. His pace is ridiculous
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@RosemaryOcheze
@_Jentastic_
If we were a serious country, all government official cars would be Innoson.
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@adeyanjubiodun
@RotimiAkeredolu
@GodwinIEmefiele
Even if he didn’t state it, how can you even sit down & think that a CBN governor should be partisan? How?????
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At the end of the day you are employed to solve problems. If your creativity, critical thinking and others don’t solve problems or add to the bottom line you will not be valuable
What skill do you think employers look for the most in a new hire?
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Marrying early is a beautiful thing. I admire those who were able to do it from 26 to 28. One of my friends just clocked 50 & his children are doing MSc. By 53, he will say bye bye to paying children bills.
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@DonreaI
@EduardoHagn
You are a huge clown. It’s Arteta’s fault he’s a terrible player who lacks basic football intelligence
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It’s shocking that people are completely ignoring this! Nasco is the least of our worries
In case everyone has forgotten, the real story is that known terrorist Yakubu Musa Kafanchan, who has been arrested by the DSS for setting up terror cells in Kano and Katsina before, is buddies with
@MBuhari
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That's the story. Not even NASCO.
Just reminding you.
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@LeshiOladotun
@DavidHundeyin
People are ganging up to attack him from all sides for an article of publicly available info he released but your own problem is that he must be humble & act like a sheep? Are you a joker? You think NIgerians respond to meekness & humility?
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“Men have audacity”
At the same time,
“Why are men afraid to toast successful women?”
LoL. We know why but let’s keep asking rhetorical questions
Stop deceiving yourself that men are not approaching you cos they're intimidated by your financial success. Can you imagine men running away from Omotola or Tiwa? It's you they'll now be intimidated by cos of Venza and Access Bank job? You no fine joor
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@imetatronink
Why wouldn’t they? The Iranians supplied Russia thousands of drones. Can’t imagine they wouldn’t repair the favour plus more, considering it’s also in their strategic interest to form an anti-western alliance, involving Iran
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Trust me, there are idiots at 30. Has nothing to do with age
Na from 19 years we go know woman wey go get sense at 30
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@Egi_nupe_
Going by your collateral damage logic, police, in their quest to apprehend criminals, might as well kill innocent bystanders & consider them collateral damage right? I don’t blame you. It’s the judiciary I blame. When EFCC loses billions in legal settlements, they will sit up.
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This Adamu Garba is live proof that you can be a complete imbecile and make money in Nigeria.
After David explained Tinubu’s perjury and drug case, Adamu was asked to respond, and this is what he had to say. He couldn’t counter one single statement David made but kept shouting and this is what APC supporters do — say a whole lot of nonsense without proof.
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@ilovebreast01
@OneJoblessBoy
Same you will want to go to the US and buy a house. You think they don’t have indigenes there too? People like you never amount to anything.
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@Egi_nupe_
You are the one who doesn’t know what collateral damage is! When people get awarded damages against the efcc, does the efcc comply? What is the speed of these proceedings? I’m not a lawyer (thank God) but I’m not clueless as to how normal societies should work.
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@temitopewright
@Chukwu_Goziem
@Oluomoofderby
You should ask yourself why you feel pity or not happiness that Justice has prevailed. “Feeling pity” for our leaders when something bad happens to them & people cheer is not a uncommon sight. Societies don’t run off emotions. They run on the rule of law.
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@VividProwess
@JewishWarrior13
Perhaps avoid attacking consulate compounds of other countries
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@Honestfan6
@nonewthing
The match against Liverpool is just 3 points. This is just October. Season is far too young to know who will challenge or not. Winning your games against bottom 8 is the key
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@_EtniesJags
At the expense of our country’s wealth. He’s only loyal to his guys, not to those he swore to serve.
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@titaniumDd
@Sujodamystique
It’s not hive mentality if they are actually right. If 50 people greet you good morning when it’s morning, does that imply hive mentality? It’s actually stupidity to be contrarian just for the sake of it.
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@iaboyeji
@powerfuldanb
This guy is so dishonest 😂. Aren’t you ashamed? Who are you posturing for? Haven’t you made enough money in life to not need to do this? Weyrey say maybe I’m reading the wrong documents.
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In this same twitter that everybody will have a chef when they get married? Kelvin please! We are very rich!
More than half the population of Nigeria lives in multidimensional poverty but Nigerian youths will come online and tweet as tho they don't know any poor person,claim you shouldn't have a gf if you don't have money and dare not marry if you don't earn 300K per month. Deluded lots
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@Ibukun_Oluwa23
@cchukudebelu
What gain is to be had by the Imo state people from donating to Oxford? I’m genuinely curious to hear. Some of you seem to think a Governor can do what he pleases with state gov money. You have thousands of children out of school in Imo but you think this donation makes sense
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@spinzagom
@benmicah2
All the PDP had to do was read the pulse of Nigerians & gotten a PO who would have been so easy to sell to Nigerians. But No, they decided to be greedy & give Atiku again. Now you guys are saying people shouldn’t vote PO. Let’s vote him & lose, then everyone will suffer under APC
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@ulunwa_igbo1
@DrewSike
@EnegiAdeiza
@MrOdanz
Our definition of class is only about money. No values, nothing. The society itself is the problem
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@nonewthing
Gnabry is easily twice the player Martinelli & he’s better than Saka. We need quality in all positions & they could help flexibility also in case Arteta wants to play a false 9.
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@ojeleyeopeyemi
@MrOdanz
She’s an incredibly dull individual who has no business being in live interviews. No beef against her, just the truth. Utterly incoherent & it was painful watching the interview. Women in politics? Yes but the intelligent ones.
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@realkelvin07
@loynox
We are not the problem. Meffy is, creating a system so enticing that even well respected people will want to partake. It is a dumb dumb policy! What did he think will happen when he was doing this? Even bank staff are selling to BDCs.
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@lonetee89
@Letter_to_Jack
You very obviously are either very young and didn’t watch the game or you are a liar.
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@lekeolofin
@Lord_Akpos
@Sports_Doctor2
You are a dirty liar. Which developed country gives international passport at birth? There are Americans and Europeans who have never owned a passport. Twitter is the last place you will come and say rubbish.
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😂😂😂 Twyse is a problem
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@Sujodamystique
I know women who look uglier with make up especially that nonsense long eye lashes they do. Like Sis, you don’t need this shit
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@TosinAyodele10
@umirf1
1-0 isn’t as bad as 2-0. At 1-0, teams still push & press. At 2-0, you are cut in 2 minds. Do I hold on to what I have already or do I still press on with the offensive.
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@GetitdoneN
@fisayosoyombo
So disappointed to see you are an engineer & a PMP (that’s if you are actually one). We don’t exhibit this sort of low intelligence. Embarrassed!
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@UcheUkonuJnr
@OtunbaSho
Marriage no be like that bro. Women are generally like this. They are usually not always logical. Na part of the baggage. He should sell the corolla & give her the money, then buy the Range. When your wife is happy, you are happy too. No be everything go be fight.
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Hate to break it to you sis but the men you want don’t want you. Whenever you hear women talking like this, the answer to the question is quite apparent.
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A senior director in a company in Switzerland who is German told me the hardest visa he has ever gotten was the Nigerian visa, from the stress he first faced at the embassy in Bern to the wait time.
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Think about this for a minute. Since 1999, no SINGLE President has tried to build a new refinery. Just think about how mad that is.
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@snappy023
@Odogwu_cc
You aren’t getting his point. Lagos is like California. It should be playing in a different league. No sane person should be comparing Lagos and Anambra. Just like comparing Jburg and Niamey
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“Even if you eat 30 bombs, you still will not blow” 🤣🤣
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@AishaSalaudeen
@iaboyeji
He has said several times his style of journalism is not the typical one. He is a story teller
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@Lion_Perseus
@Akwaugonnaya_
@OgbeniDipo
You can’t want a better Nigeria and support APC. It’s like saying you want light and you love darkness.
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Abba Kyari won’t be extradited till Buhari leaves. That is certain
US government has gathered 2,700 electronic files and 6,700-page documentary evidence for Kyari’s case
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@Wahab_remi
@Steadi_lady
@Abimberry
Oshey sense of morality DPO, assistant commissioner of life & death affairs
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@_Adadioramma
The guy is so dense. I’m surprised he’s “successful”. How can someone be this daft? How?
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