Oluyemi Oloyede
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I heard of companies applying for visa and booking tickets for employees and then they use those to apply for PTA/BTA. Once approved, all tickets cancelled. Minimum 400K gain per employee. Imagine that level of madness but it’s all on Emefiele?
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Special thanks to our Speaker, Rt Hon Taiwo Olukunle Oluomo!!! We are people of doings.
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This is one of many reasons that we are moving our 60+ year old manufacturing business to Ogun State. To partner with other manufacturers and the state government in generating wealth and prosperity for Nigerians and our stakeholders.
Your state was just announced as 1 of 4 beneficiaries of a N500bn investment fund.
In 3min, pitch your state to Foreign Investors & provide them with thorough justifications for why your State should be their top choice for Foreign Direct Investment.
~Gov
@dabiodunMFR
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Anywhere in the world, waiting for 3 months to see a doctor just because your current condition is not life threatening is most likely a system failure. Don’t follow motivational speakers to hell. The fact that the economy is advanced doesn’t make it perfect. Ah!!!
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This is really really beautiful
Today is
#MothersDay
in some parts of the world so we're sharing
@adeyemimichael
's stunning tribute to his mother; 'the matriarch, the immigrant'. 💖
#HappyMothersDay
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Nairametrics once described UAC Foods as ‘the pain business’ of the Group once. The tides have turned. Q2 and Q3 results: Volume, Revenue, Gross Margin, EBIT were outstanding. Same brands, same products, same customers, same team. Excellent results. I’m very proud of the team.
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The PR machinery they are deploying on this Zainab case is the worst you can imagine! The victim is now being discredited, that she solicited for it. Sigh 😔
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This is what I have been saying!!! Majority of Nigerians don’t really care about all these arguments and debates about who becomes this or that. They just want FOOD!!! Make food affordable, build and incentivize large scale food processing. All these noise attempts aren’t major
Last week, I was story hunting in villages in Kwara, Osun and the boarder of Ekiti and I can confirm to you that these people aren’t thinking about 2023 election, they just want to eat. Many of them are hungry.
30k is like 30m to many of these people.
Nigerians are suffering.
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Starting with the iconic Gala Sausage Roll, the new team are breathing new ideas into this brand and expanding the consumer experience and consumption occasions, including new price points.
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My group of friends uses
@cowrywise
to save and everyone is excited as what's possible with the Circle and what 2020 brings. Cheers to the new year!
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For the first since 1962, UAC Foods is a ‘Great Place to Work’ certified, the first within the Group, and one of only 5 in Nigeria for 2023. Employees are everything, they form the crux of what we are building at UAC Foods. Culture is EVERYTHING!!! Congratulations.
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2023 International Men’s Week and Heritage Day at UAC Foods!!!
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Every carton of Gala Classic in Q4 2023 now comes with one branded notebook in our quest to support basic education.
#GalaLovesEducation
#GalaLovesChildEducation
#GalaLovesGirlChildEducation
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@iam_polymath
@ChifeDr
Federal character. An institutionalized system that implies if you want to employ or accept into a government school or institution, all regions/states must be included irrespective of qualification or competence or skills
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@LadiSpeaks
@yojora
PLEASE CALL 767 or 112 and I can assure you they will respond and clear them out. There are many security outfits near that place to check them out and clear their mess
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The guys at
@getequity
need to make sure that people understand what they are getting into. This sounds like a sincere question but it also shows that people really need to understand the risk levels they are getting into with equity investing in startups
@Ssaasquatch
Wait.. I don't understand you. I will invest 5M Naira in a company, it will fail and I will go and cry in my room?? Why won't Police be involved? What if there is evidence that funds were mismanaged like diverted to buy cars and all
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GALA: KING OF THE STREET. Live inside Oke Arin and Bariga Markets. Lagos!!!
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So today I went out now to get some cash from the ATM and buy some meds and I saw 6 young men outside one uncompleted building on our street so I thought it would be a good idea to buy them some food. On my way to the ATM I saw someone on Admiralty Way sharing bread in this car
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I absolutely loved her family growing up in high school, her dad was an example of excellence, humility and drive and I deeply admired him, so when I met his first daughter 12 years later, straight!!!
I cornered a couple of male friends to actually tell me the reason and circumstances that led to their cohabitation or marriage.
I discovered men marry for the most ‘stupid’ but important reasons.
Here are some.
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Looking for a vendor that can cook jollof rice and chicken for my people at Ilaje in Bariga. Please if you know someone around the area, kindly hook me up. Today if possible. 400 to 500 people.
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@SEzekwesili
Yes. It’s rude, unless your safety was an issue, please come down and check and apologize. It’s his property, his asset, repairing it never returns it to what it was before the damage.
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Glad to be the keynote speaker at the 2023 Grade Finale of Adewale Students’ Conference, honoured to interact with brilliant minds, administrators and educators from Ogun State.
Let’s do this again in 2024,
@mlkadesanya1
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The fact that M-Pesa’s numbers are round mostly make me tilt towards MTN, they will win the battle and the war!
Two African Fintech Giants are in a head-to-head competition to becoming the largest mobile payments business in Africa. 😎
Who are you rooting for and why? 🤓
#africanfintech
#mpesa
#mtn
#uganda
#nigeria
#kenya
#airtime
#mobilemoney
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600 hectares of matured TME419 cassava tubers and stems available for sale at Kobape on Sagamu-Abeokuta Express Way. Road is motorable and price is good. Referal bonus: N1,000 per ton.
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One of the best roads in Lagos is that WEMCO Road in Ogba done by BRF. That's my standard of how drainage should be in Lagos. Minimum 4 by 6. If rain like make e rain for 365 days, you cannot see water on the road for 5 mins.
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I tweeted this yesterday - There are 3 countries Nigeria should study and learn from - India, Brazil, Egypt. Even in Nigeria, when you look at our colleagues who are Indians, there are a lot of things we can learn from them around entrepreneurship, industry and productivity.
India is likely to become the world’s second-largest economy by 2030, next only to China and overtaking the US, according to Standard Chartered’s long-term forecast.
What did India do that Nigeria did not?
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@lektob
@NigLegalView
Are you paying your rent as at when due? Are you taking good care of the property as if it were yours? Why is he chasing you out?
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@Mr_JAGs
@muyiwag
@AsiwajuTinubu
I punched some numbers. To bribe for primary elections now is almost impossible again. You go bribe too few. Imagine having 200K members and you want to become a Gov or Senator. If you give them 20K, which will be very small, na N4BN. So that option is out of date. Na HUMBILITY
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@Yeahmicee
@colmanjojo
@ocgeorge_
@bashy_io
@AkwariCharles
Let’s continue! They will learn not to be foolish, they will need to delete this account and open another then we start with them all over again!
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@yojora
I mentioned this yesterday. One of us should start a business that helps employees get these things back. I’ve done it before, it’s so so so so easy for pension! PENCOM is one of the best agencies of government and they always get your money for you WITH all accrued interests
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We launched the KING OF THE STREET campaign for Gala in April 2023. The results are amazing!!! Revenue, gross margin, EBIT, distribution, market penetration, consumer engagement, 4 awards so far, one of our best campaigns of the year so far.
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@IgboHistoFacts
This investment is still confusing. SABMiller was acquired by ABInBev who operate as International Breweries in Nigeria and these are their shareholders: Was the money invested in a different entity? There’s no shareholder holding 10%
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@APCNigeria
I am printing 200 T Shirts 10,000 stickers for Lagos yellow cabs to campaign for
#GMB15
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http://t.co/8nBeqcJJSw
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OAU Mathematics. 200L, 5.00 GPA, and I was around 4.83 CGPA, I knew it would never drop below 4.50 because I was working all through my 100L and 200L outside campus and I organized one of the biggest MTH tutorials on campus then. Finished with 4.77 eventually. Hottest study mates
What level in University did you realize you won't be graduating with First Class? 😀
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@ezehsandrao
@tayooye
If you talk to 200M people about the danger they will still bet. Take a look at developed markets and see how people who are educated and well informed make choices. A large percentage of them still gamble
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I need someone who can write stories like Ogunlesi. He’s gifted.
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@Ssaasquatch
StanbicIBTC is currently sending out emails everyday for personal loans of up to 10M, same limit we had as at 2010! But you need to have that same equivalent in your mutual fund account with them! Even if your salary account has been with them before Jesus crossed to Jerusalem
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I’m Nigerian. I work with Nigerians from all ethnic groups and tribes and I am a champion and an advocate of our beautiful, really beautiful diversity! Let’s not allow politics and politicians to ruin what the have. The emotions of elections will come and go!
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Happened to me in an STT course, OAU, 400’L. No way I would manage it. I had taken 3 courses from same lecturer and had As in all, even some that were very challenging, then result came and I had a C, not possible, I asked for a review, I had an A eventually in the course.
“Kayode, I know you cannot have a C in this course, but please manage it. Over 150 had F, we are trying to upgrade those we can. We don’t have time to look into those who at least passed”
He said that to me cos we had a good relationship and knew my capacity.
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If you are Nigerian and/or you are interested in politics in Nigeria, there is a lot to learn from Stacey Abram's feat in Georgia.
We need to near flawlessly execute a bottom-up strategy that gets people to register to vote en masse and actually get them to vote.
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If you don’t garun, in 2023, dem go carry your wife pass you! Oju ti la
Suuru lere.
Eni t’a n gbe’yawo bo wa ba, kii garun. ☺️
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@borie_nla
I have been reading the update from the court sitting yesterday all morning. How does a human being collect $520M in CASH as bribe? Like what kind of greed and madness drives one to that level?
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@Mr_JAGs
@jidesanwoolu
We shouldn’t actually be ranking Lagos with other states, to be honest. Lagos Nigeria should be beating Lagos Portugal and be comparing metrics with Cape Town, Johannesburg, Alexandria, Accra etc. There’s progress here, for sure and we need to consolidate infrastructure
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Beacons Cooperative is completing renovation and upgrade of 66 (32 Studio and 34 Mini flats) units of apartments a 4-storey building on Ilaje Road, Bariga with easy access to 3rd Mainland Bridge, UNILAG and Yaba.
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UACN’s Q3 2023 results:
Group revenue up 11.23% YoY,
Gross profit up 63.19% YoY,
EBIT up 937% YoY to N7.14BN, EBIT margin of 24.9%,
PBT up 681.84% YoY, now N6.44BN.
Revenue at UAC Foods Limited up 32%, driven by price increases and volume growth.
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Before you invest in 1,500 hectares, invest in equipment. Buy tractors, hire operators, hire technicians. Lease land instead.
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Instead of insulting Obi, listen to him and stay in his shoes long enough! Stop this practice of shutting people down. He made money from his hard work, he should be allowed to decide how he spends his money. Allow him to talk.
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@Mochievous
'Top' companies in Nigeria: HND must be with Distrinction and first degree must be minimum 2-1. My first job interview with Schlum was for top First Class grads ONLY. We were only 12 that made it to the test. These superficial requirements still exist. Degrees don't mean much
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When young Nigerians hear 'XYZ raises $58M for ABC'. Next week they already expect the CEO to start driving GLE.
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@Alaobayo
@MrOyax
@dondekojo
It's very clear the Minister does not have a clue how things run in universities. I expected PMB to change the Minister of Education after the first 2 years but here we are, stuck with this stock for 8 years. We will another 12 years to roll back the backward thinking
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@Jarushub
@BJAdeparusi
I’m on another trip like this. You don’t enjoy it any longer after some time. I’ll give everything to hold my daughter tight and give my son a kiss on his forehead. Life is way bigger than work or meetings or luxury hotels
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That video from that Warri girl breaks my heart. I wish we can find her. This is one of the major reasons we should passionately work on education. The girl is defintely interested in learning.
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Yes. I used to work from home severally with P&G and mostly work from home now with Kellogg. Much better!
Do Lagos employers still confuse stress with productivity? Are there top offices that arrange work from home, rather than sleep in traffic?
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@Dsavids_14
@UgoWilliams079
@_Olaitan_
Only a fool will be crushing on a girl inside a boxing ring! You see how he got beaten like a thief? The girl is obviously better! That girl can beat trenches out of a human being
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Before we met you, we.loved you
Before we held you, we knew you.
My Son. My Strength.
You have brought smiles since the first.
We love you, darling
We love you more than we will ever be able to express
Happy birthday, Alexander Aderinsola
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In the next 3 months, I will have 90 acres of fresh maize. Please contact me if you are interested in buying in large quantity. 08030410792.
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Most of these people who talk about retail investments in Nigeria are talking from a vintage and to an exclusive club. Most Nigerians are looking for ways to survive.
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255 loaves of bread shared with the needy in Lekki 1. Up from the 30 plates of food and 23 loaves of bread shared yesterday. People need food. People need support. Let us lend a land whenever we can.
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If you do business in Nigeria, own any asset, NEVER go a day without full, comprehensive insurance, including life.
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@ChifeDr
@iam_polymath
It should never have been in the first place but now that it's been on for 60 years, the first step is to discuss it then we renegotiate it if ever it needs to continue. It should be completely stopped. It moved Nigeria backwards and make millions miss what's theirs
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@toluogunlesi
Lagos Radio and those Yoruba Radio Stations in Lagos pronounce Alausa well. That was where I learnt the correct pronunciation
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@Eflenig
@BashirAhmaad
Multiple local firms produce sanitary pads. Minimum 4 companies produce sanitary pads
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@obamalik
@toluogunlesi
One day, I will write a short article on how Molfix worked their ways to customers' and consumers' hearts while others were speaking English for years. I worked with P&G as RSM for 5 years.
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@feranmiokafor
Ah! I pursued a big client for 4 years!!! Got to the final stage twice and still lost then, from nowhere, one of the products I presented in 2020 and had almost forgotten!!! BOOOOMMM $2.8M!!! I couldn’t laugh, I couldn’t cry, that’s the reality of B2B many times
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We are now at the official residence of the Deputy Governor of Lagos State to demand very loud and clear
#EndSARS
#EndSarsNow
#EndPoliceBrutality
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@__Shawlz
@femi_modo
@PurpletweetyB
And of all artistes in Lagos, Zlatan is their choice? Ori won ti daru.
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@Dr__vas
@AjalaYemi
We are creating a product with her name permanently on it to immortalize her. Thanks for mentioning the Nurse as well. Appreciate
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Those apartments inside East Legon and Cantonment will always take their rents in $$$ especially with this crisis. All incomes will get consumed by rent. You’ll definitely start considering relocating. Sigh
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This is why I preach systems, processes and institutions! If we build institutions, they will build nations! I hardly rate many of these ‘world’ leaders aside from their abilities to talk. Real actions are behind the scene and are done by existing systems with or without them
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@ayooladejo
@SeunEsq
If you do this in many countries, I can bet that the answer will be close to same. Humans are not as smart as we are made to believe. Smart people are not as common as we think.
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@SirJarus
@tosinolaseinde
This is not a good business model, tbh. A small shift in price of one or two inputs and you’re in trenches. Plus you need good profits to reward yourself of your efforts. You need profits to fund growth, and without growth, you’ll become Mr Bigg’s
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A police officer has 6 cars, the oldest being 2018 Land Cruiser Prado. He has 2019 RX 350. What are you reforming in that type of system? You think he will stop? Until death.
You MUST disband that entire formation. They are responsible for way too many havocs.
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She doesn't know how much Nigerians love her. Massive
One of the best nollywood actresses of this generation. When you watch Nse Ikpe Etim act, you’ll realize that some people are just gifted in this acting thing.
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@wascolee
@toluogunlesi
@NigeriaGov
It’s concrete! I’ve driven on it twice! Super solid and I love how they created a proper ‘service lane’ for slower, smaller, commercial cars. When completed, we will truly have an express way we can call Lekki Epe
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@toluogunlesi
Absolutely. Look at how Rite Foods took on Coca Cola even. In less than 2 years. They maxed out capacity already and expanding massively. The market is here. Be brave. Be aggressive. Never ever spend a second doubting yourself.
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First Class. In Mathematics. I did businesses and made crazy money for 5 years. Had a great relationship. Joined clubs. Volunteered for JCI Collegiate. Helped my peers. Got helped as well. Smashed it out with a 4.77. Got loads of friends who were fkn better. This is a stereotype
96% of First Class students are unsocial people, they focus more on books and neglect all other things. Many can't even hustle well because they feel entitled to a job after graduation, only to have a head to head coalition with reality.
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@alayaabdul1
@seunonigbinde
OAU built a statute in his honour and named a student hall in his name, obviously, there are parts of history that weren’t all accurate about him.
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If you want to know how popular Moghalu is, go to your home town and ask. Put his full name Kingsley Moghalu. Less than 1% knows him. Even after you allow them google his name. Na still missed calls. Let's calm down. Fela oo. Moghalu oo. Sowore ooo. All na missed calls
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@wakawaka_doctor
SULTAN of SoKoTo clearly, followed by Ooni of Ife, then Oba of Benin, Alaafin of Oyo, Obi of Onitsha, Alake of Egbaland
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@SuruDaniels
@Effioong
@oladayo01
@walesmit
Read my article published today in the Guardian Newspaper and BusinessDay
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On my way back to Lagos, I gave the representatives of Iganmode Granmar School a lift. I was in awe of that school for 6 years. Ado Odo Otta Local Government Area is the HOME of some of the best and most affordable high schools in Nigeria. Then the principal of Iganmode called.
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@Predictionhq
LOL. Former MD of Zenith Bank. A faceless platform can give people false credibility. He’s not a graduate, he didn’t go to school
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