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@caitlin_mmm
Caitlin
3 months
@VerminusM Northern Ireland bombed England for decades and at once point even launched a mortar attack on 10 Downing St in an effort to kill Margaret Thatcher. Notably, the UK didn’t decide to invade and kill 38,000 civilians in response.
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@VerminusM It’s exactly the situation you described. The IRA launched a guerrilla war against the UK for more than 30 years. All those demands you listed matched theirs. You just described The Troubles. Congratulations.
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@crulge This picture is misleading because intuitively it feels like it’s telling me that 8 dilaudid are equal to one dose of morphine. I had to read it twice.
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2 years
@fibopascal @kaimac @crypt0e @SamSull87660502 @iamharaldur @elonmusk Jesus man. Have some self respect. Modern office dynamics shouldn’t be indistinguishable from medieval serfdom.
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Caitlin
2 years
@ben_rosen They don’t want to kill humans for sport, just animals. For you know, fun. To relax, mostly. While killing things.
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11 months
@ACABylonBee You’re not going to be able to hear anything the talking baby says as you’re both falling through the air at 80 mph
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Caitlin
1 year
@__papa_ An all-timer
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2 years
@bestofnextdoor “Fully grown adult potato”
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Caitlin
1 year
@jbillinson Feral hogs are a huge problem in Texas but that’s not what made people pile on, it was the “30-50” and the proposed solution being taking them out with an AR-15. Wild hogs don’t usually travel in packs outside of a mother and offspring. There will never be 30-50 in one place.
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Caitlin
1 year
@_cingraham It’s actually quite easy to avoid arguing on behalf of Hitler in public. Most people go their whole lives without doing it. And yet.
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Caitlin
6 months
@VeryBadLlama Where is all the wheat and other cereal grains to feed those chickens?
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3 months
@isaiah_bb Shapiro looks great on paper but it’s incredible how the minute you start to scratch the surface even a little you immediately run into red flags like this, his stance on school choice and his comparing student protestors to the KKK
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Caitlin
3 years
@LilyMSarver @AITA_reddit How many problems are caused by people arbitrarily making rules that make no sense and serve no purpose other than to punish people?
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Caitlin
3 years
@drewmckevitt I still find it hilarious that there were smoking and non-smoking sections in restaurants and that both were almost always just different parts of the same room
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Caitlin
8 months
@InternetHippo I want to vote for lefty candidates that live in the Fox News cinematic universe
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Caitlin
10 months
@juegosnomas This guy probably bought a bbq sandwich in DFW airport one time and thinks he’s an expert now
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Caitlin
1 year
@gayest_tone This one’s underrated
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11 months
@JoePostingg @AlexMLeo Sovietistan by Erika Fatland is a really great book about the “-stan” countries in the post Soviet era. Kazakhstan is definitely a bright spot in the area.
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Caitlin
2 years
@pixelatedboat Lol zero chance the guy is considering remaining at Twitter. Elon is just saying that to will it into existence because he doesn’t want to pay the guy $100M + more from a slam dunk lawsuit
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Caitlin
3 years
@jkbjournalist @LAmag Muted him a long time ago. There’s just always been something “off” and a little sketchy about his tweets. Never understood why so many famous people followed him.
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Caitlin
2 years
@Acyn Telling voters you hope they are miserable is a real bold choice for campaign messaging
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2 months
@carterhambley That’s why you buy a banana costume. For the versatility.
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Caitlin
2 years
@justinamash @mtaibbi @elonmusk It’s a private company doing content moderation. Kind of embarrassing for you not to get that.
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2 years
@ben_rosen The third amendment is unintentionally the most hilarious part of the constitution
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9 months
@mehdirhasan @johnastoehr He also stood in the rose garden and said this in October: “I have no notion that the Palestinians are telling the truth about how many people are killed. I'm sure innocents have been killed, and it's a price of waging war.”
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5 months
@esjesjesj Lmao imagine reading books to the homeless
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Caitlin
4 years
@WSJopinion Republicans are terrified that Democrats are going to wield power the way Republicans have for years. Good.
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Caitlin
6 months
@thechosenberg If they’re too poor to build a ramp sounds like business wasn’t that good and maybe this place wasn’t so “beloved” after all
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Caitlin
3 years
@daveweigel The idea that if I work hard enough, I will make more money and get ahead. I spent years working my ass off only to realize that’s not true.
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Caitlin
3 years
@spencerfleury @TheBacklogger @andizeisler There’s just really no justification for Sonya putting the FB letter in the story. That’s the point where being inspired by someone becomes just flat out plagiarizing someone. That said, Dawn is insufferable.
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Caitlin
1 year
@JoyceCarolOates My favorite (possibly apocryphal) quote is Cindy Crawford saying “even *I* don’t wake up looking like Cindy Crawford!”
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Caitlin
7 years
"It's cute that people in other parts of the country think 91 degrees is dangerously hot." -Texans
@VICENews
VICE News
7 years
Tens of thousands brave 91-degree-heat to protest climate change in D.C.
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Caitlin
1 year
@arlenparsa Are we just going to ignore the “I told her to worry about her own dating life as she’s not close to being married”? What an insanely rude thing to say to a “friend” who is simply saying hey you should be honest about the fact that you have kids
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Caitlin
2 years
@samstein Love the passive voice removing male agency making it appear as though semen appears magically out of thin air and boy women just can’t get enough
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Caitlin
2 years
@NFL Top notch pandering
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Caitlin
2 years
@tomscocca They never want to talk about how states like Texas and Florida who were back in person by August 2020 also show a significant drop in math and reading scores. Maybe it’s the stress of the pandemic and/or all the adults losing their fucking minds?
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1 year
@ettingermentum It’s actually way better than I was expecting which sucks
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Caitlin
1 year
@Super_Tired_Dad @Jason_Garcia Disney has just as much a right to free speech as you or I. This is literally the government going after a company based on their speech and political beliefs. Constitution is pretty clear about this one.
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Caitlin
5 months
@LegoRacers2 Eastern Tennessee and Western Tennessee are night and day different. The topography alone is a dead giveaway.
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Caitlin
3 years
@elleumuhno @Josh_More @cspan @SergiyKyslytsya I believe “invade another country means you lose a turn” is a reasonable rule regardless of whose month it is
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Caitlin
2 years
@Acyn This kind of stuff is so normalized now but imagine any democrat saying this about republican voters
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Caitlin
2 months
@McKay4Senate I actually understood what she meant about BLM also being called terrorists which makes her hesitant to label anyone as that without being familiar with them but my god that was a baffling move in the middle of a campaign
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Caitlin
3 months
@ShibleyTelhami @Doylech Times like this it would be really helpful if Israel didn’t have an extensive history of lying about stuff like this
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Caitlin
2 years
@fibopascal @SnehaMAbraham @kaimac @crypt0e @SamSull87660502 @iamharaldur @elonmusk Elon asked what work have you been doing. That’s not asking for a job title.
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Caitlin
2 years
@tplohetski It’s been over 16 hours and I can’t even get an update from them because their online system is down and their phone lines don’t work. Why aren’t they communicating?
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Caitlin
9 months
@ettingermentum Israel doesn’t even really celebrate Halloween either which is what makes this even weirder
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Caitlin
2 months
@eeberquist Thats a Liam thing to say and a Noel thing to storm off
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Caitlin
2 months
Bill Clinton is about to riff for 3 hours on stage at the DNC
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MJ Lee
2 months
New: Bill Clinton ended up ripping up his convention speech draft Monday night after seeing the energy and enthusiasm inside United Center on Night One. He began a new draft, writing “with a more fun, youthful, joyful approach,” a Clinton aide says.
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Caitlin
2 years
@JustADude @readDanwrite I’m seriously amazed at all the comments defending sending an email out at 3 am with the expectation that checking your email before work is a normal thing. Why the hell would I check my email before work? Why do people think that’s normal?
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Caitlin
1 year
@1989NICKI @SaeedDiCaprio He’s obsessed with the letter in a way that is so bizarre
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Caitlin
9 months
@Mikel_Jollett There’s only accusations, no evidence or proof has been released by either side. Stop embarrassing yourself.
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Caitlin
5 months
@scottswigart @darthlux The city owns the trash cans you put out on the curb, not homeowners. That’s why you don’t take them with you when you move. You can throw anything away in one that’s by the curb.
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Caitlin
2 years
@tomscocca Or, you know, maybe this
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Caitlin
1 year
@aseitzwald Honest question: how does one sign onto a letter anonymously?
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Caitlin
2 years
@kashanacauley It’s not free speech they want, it’s consequence-free speech.
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Caitlin
5 months
@iranianwario @ettingermentum I think he’s spoken to Barron maybe 3 times in his entire life
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Caitlin
2 months
@coolnameliz @theashleyray Yeah entirely separate from whether she is a good person otherwise (sounds like maybe not) that was maybe the most well articulated experience of someone in post partum depression that I’ve ever read.
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Caitlin
2 years
@stevanzetti Kind of strange how they are going to release the video after 6 pm on a Friday but at the same time they are saying please no rioting. The timing of the release seems to basically guarantee it.
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Caitlin
7 months
He’s barely 70. Just a kid! In America he’d be a young up and comer in politics.
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Globe Eye News
7 months
BREAKING: Erdogan announces retirement from politics; will step down at end of presidential term.
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1 year
@ettingermentum Even the quickest and best case scenario it would take at minimum one week to fully evacuate a hospital. And 90% of it is finding other hospitals to transfer patients which isn’t really applicable in this situation either.
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Caitlin
1 year
@piebyfour @GCampbellGreg Animal Farm was very explicitly an allegory inspired by the lead up to the Russian Revolution in 1917, the civil war and then Stalinization of the USSR. Something George Orwell has said numerous times.
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3 months
@ThugstaNuffin @isaiah_bb When I said “looks good on paper” I meant solely that he’s a Democratic governor from a key swing state. That’s it.
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It’s a tough job but sabotaging men is something I’m passionate about
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Paul Fairie
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Women are so powerful
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Caitlin
2 years
@AnTottenhamism @ibarra_323 @BrandonHarami You don’t know what city or neighborhood this house is in yet you feel comfortable assuming there’s “zero walkability” and its not close to anything.
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Caitlin
2 years
I’m typically not one to criticize other people’s art but I’m not gonna lie, this MLK statue is probably the worst one I’ve ever seen
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6 months
@migold That’s probably the best description of a white person I’ve ever heard
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Caitlin
5 months
@isaiah_bb I normally would never comment on how ugly a person is but for a guy who goes out of his way to call 98% of women ugly he sure is weird looking
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2 years
@EnBuenora @Yair_Rosenberg The most likely scenario imo
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2 months
@Doc_Politic @xSonicFrost @alex_sammon @LEBassett On the contrary, leaking is leverage because the leaks hurt the DNC and the DNC doesn’t want the negotiation in the press. Giving into their demands stops this public negotiation from continuing to play out in the press.
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Caitlin
3 years
@GovAbbott “…but once they’re out, fuck ‘em”
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2 months
@kath_krueger This is taco night everywhere?
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Caitlin
2 years
@randygdub “Then they came for Mike Lindell, I wasn't The Pillow Guy so I didn't do anything” is an objectively funny thing to tweet though
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Caitlin
5 months
@oliveegirl (I don’t think this guy ever viewed Arabs as humans to begin with)
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8 months
@JortsTheCat I feel a strong need to be annoying and clarify that the Donner party only ate people in their group that had already died of starvation and only after exhausting all other sources of sustenance, including shoe leather. They weren’t killing each other in order to eat.
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@christapeterso I read somewhere that a lot of language transcribers of mein kampf have a really hard time with not inadvertently improving the sentence structure and prose because it’s so poorly written (in addition to its monstrous content)
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2 months
@jules_su They started making merch for all of the final candidates a week ago in order to be ready to drop it as soon as it’s announced. There’s Harris/Shapiro and Harris/Kelly shirts and hats and signs that will never see the light of day.
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@uselessgoose2 @thechosenberg We did this before the ADA. It resulted in nowhere accommodating people because why pay for a ramp if nobody is making you. It resulted in people with disabilities being about 98% excluded from society. That’s a bad thing if you ask me.
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Caitlin
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@cspanJeremy
Jeremy Art
2 years
If it wasn't for C-SPAN cameras, here's what the McCarthy/Gaetz confrontation would have looked like via the government feed. #118thCongress
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1 year
@davidfrum IDF has repeatedly been shown to not be a reliable source of information also
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Caitlin
2 years
@secupp I don’t think that’s something most mothers would volunteer to other mothers. Doesn’t mean they don’t feel it. Also, understand that you have wealth allows you to find the best care for your child. Most everyone else doesn’t have that kind of wealth or resources.
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Caitlin
10 months
@soyquembre Debra and DeBORa never stops being funny to me
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Caitlin
9 months
@thor_benson I mean by this logic then surely the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (aka North Korea) is a democracy right? They wouldn’t just lie in the name?
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Caitlin
1 year
Egypt has been very clear about why it’s not going to facilitate a mass Palestinian displacement. Every single time that Palestinians have fled to safety in neighboring Arab countries over the past 75 years, Israel has seized the land and not allowed them to return.
@mattyglesias
Matthew Yglesias
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In any other situation, a country that was refusing to let civilian refugees flee a war zone would be facing very heavy criticism.
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Caitlin
4 months
@Econ_Marshall I genuinely wonder if it’s even possible to have a strong leftist movement that doesn’t create a stronger reactionary counter movement from the center and the right in this country
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Caitlin
1 year
@evahark @wildtiktokss What’s wrong with being a lesbian?
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@wholesumboomers Don’t talk to Tabitha that way
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Caitlin
2 years
@Acyn They have been trying to paint Raphael Warnock as a radical liberal for a while now and they are frustrated it’s sticking about as well as it did when they tried it on Biden
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Caitlin
1 year
@jbillinson If the guy had said he needs an AR-15 to hunt the wild hogs here in Texas, that would’ve been one thing. It was his insistence that he needs an AR-15 to supposedly hunt the 30-50 of them on his front lawn with his kids playing nearby that people thought was totally insane.
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